The most annoying school activities are scheduled on Sunday, not to mention the lack of nutrition, and it delays my sleep, and early in the morning, Luo Susheng rushed to the auditorium, looking far away, the audience is covering their mouths and yawning, and some have even fallen asleep on the small platform.

"I played a copy overnight last night, thinking that today is a holiday anyway, how do I know that there is still this pit daddy's activities."

"I was excited for a night last night in front of Mr. Dao Guocang, wasting a roll of toilet paper on me, what are you, at most kill a few brain cells, I killed thousands of children! O my son! ”

The buddies in the back chatted energetically, Luo Su and I were laughing, and a sister in front took out the perfume and sprayed it, and the amount was really willing to spend money.

"Sneeze". The buddy who played the copy choked on the smell of perfume and blew his nose in the back, and Luo Su lipped me and said, "It smells bad." ”

The buddy who was mourning the deceased just now quit, and said angrily: "Hey, do you have a sense of public morality, do you sprinkle pesticides like this?" ”

Miss Perfume didn't do it anymore, raised the bottle, and sprayed it several times behind without raising her head, and the copy man's sneezing made tears come out, Miss Perfume turned a deaf ear, and said coquettishly: "I can't get used to hearing that some people's mouths are not clean, and such vulgar interests dare to say in public, and I am not afraid of dirty ears." ”

The buddies who mourned the deceased were not angry, and while handing the copy man a tissue, he said slowly: "It's because there are too many girls like you who are full of insecticides, and there are men around us, and there is not even a male mosquito, we all want to live a few more years and watch the film, at least we won't die of insecticide poisoning." ”

Miss Perfume accepted her fancy perfume bottle and said extremely sarcastically: "Men who don't have money can only look at the computer, but this reminds us female compatriots that if you look for a man, you have to find a rich one, at least the taste will be more advanced." If I'm looking for a man, I'll have to look at his car first, it must be a Bentley BMW Mercedes or something, and don't let me see you buying pirated discs under the overpass. ”

Luo Su and I were caught in the middle, and I listened to it with great pleasure, it was rare to have such a scene with a gun and a stick in the morning, and it was in vain that I gave up Zhou Gong.

It is estimated that he was excited, and the buddy who mourned the deceased child choked and said: "Yo yo, I want to see what kind of fairy it is, can cry in the BMW, dare to turn back and let us see." ”

Seeing that a fight was about to start, I secretly coaxed in my heart very unconsciously: "Turn back!" Turn back! Turn back! ”

The moment Miss Perfume turned back, I would rather poke my eyes blind, the appearance was so blurry that I was about to close my eyes, and the copy man exclaimed: "Oh Mom, isn't this your girlfriend who has been dating for two weeks in your freshman year?" "Luo Suqi and I brushed our heads back, and the buddies who mourned the deceased almost dropped their chins on the ground, saying that the road was narrow, and this time we saw it. Miss Perfume said disdainfully: "It turns out that you got into a bad habit after the breakup, and it was so prescient to break up in the first place." ”

The buddy relieved himself and said bitterly: "Yes, it's true, because I don't like the B-shaped car, but I think you will be able to get into the B-shaped car in the future!" ”

Miss Perfume pulled back a city, and was proud, and the buddy spit out a sentence suddenly: "But with the appearance of seeing flowers in the fog, it is estimated that I can only sit in BYD and cry." ”

It's not just me and Luo Su who laughed for a while, basically all of them laughed, it turns out that there are so many people who are not kind!

Before I finished laughing, someone over there was holding the morning newspaper and shouting, saying that it was something earth-shattering, and after a long time, someone circulated the morning newspaper here, and looked down, this time it was my turn to sigh my mother. The headline of the entertainment section is naturally the game last night, but it only occupies a small space, and the rest of the playing sections are all peerless farce planned by Diao Chen, with the headline dazzlingly written: 'The supernatural phenomenon of the TV station predicts the results of the game? ’！

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