Chapter 086: Heroes love to wash their feet
Mama Tang proposed a solution that she had come up with: "Just like I told you on the road before, this time you must take care of the fourth lady with a heavy hand, and you must act in secret, and you can't let the second wife and the second master know, otherwise it will be useless!" ”
The old lady frowned and asked hesitantly, "Do you still want to deceive Sister Shao'er first, and then send her to the Taoist temple for training?" Don't...... Is there no better way? ”
"Old lady, please think about it, the third miss has only been at home for a few days, and the fourth miss has given her dumb medicine, what kind of enmity does the third miss have with her when she meets for the first time? Do you want to do this just for fun? It is important to know that some dumb pills are temporary, while others are permanent! If it is used incorrectly, the third lady will become a dumb girl forever for the rest of her life! Mama Tang saw that the old lady still looked unbearable, so she said bitterly, "Now that she is only nine years old, she will already use such a poisonous trick to frame her cousin, and when she gets married in the future, there are countless disputes between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, between concubines, and between wives and concubines, even if she doesn't go to trouble, she will have trouble finding herself, not to mention her temperament who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic!" ”
The old lady couldn't deny it: "Yes, our own daughter is a treasure, and marrying someone else's family is grass!" Although it is said that she has a strong temperament and does not suffer at all, she is afraid that Sister Shao'er will grow up to be a stupid daughter-in-law who is strong and capable, and she only knows how to play some clever tricks. ”
Mama Tang lowered her voice and said: "The old slave heard that those sisters-in-law who don't have seven emotions and six desires have a special way to manage people, and they can smooth out their hair. Old lady, look at the third lady," she said, pointing to He Angelica, "I have only lived in the Taoist Temple for half a month, and I can already write, which shows that the Taoist Temple is really a good place to teach children, and it is much more effective than those female gentlemen at home." Moreover, there is no temptation from the outside world, and there are no messy and weird 'serials', which just allows Miss Four to take care of herself and practice her words for a few months. ”
The old lady was a little moved when she heard this, and slowly stroked the armor of her right hand with the fingertips of her left hand, and muttered, "I don't want to do this, it's just ......"
"In the final analysis, the ancestor is still reluctant to give up the fourth sister," He Angelica filtered another cup of fruit tea and handed it to the old lady, and said with a smile, "It's no wonder, there are few juniors in the family, Bai and cousin in the third room followed the third uncle to the north, and the bamboo cousin in the big room is gone, and now the grandmother suddenly suggested that the ancestor said to send the fourth sister in the second room away, even if this move is very beneficial to the future of the fourth sister, the ancestor is still reluctant!" ”
"That's right!" The old lady had just taken half a sip of tea, and when she heard He Angelica mention Brother Zhu again, she put down the cup with a "snap" and asked, "Sister Yi, what did you say you dreamed about?" How did you get the way to save Brother Zhu'er? ”
"Oh, the ancestor asked this, here's the thing," He Angelica smoothed the broken hair around his ear with his little finger, and said eloquently, "These are all I dreamed of the night before Mama Tang came to the Taoist temple, in the dream I have returned to the west courtyard of Luodong Mansion, at the third watch of the night, I thought that the rats in the small kitchen and Aunt Wang's gambling house were too noisy, so I put on a dress and went to the garden......"
"Rats in the kitchen? Is the sound of the gambling house too noisy? The old lady repeated her words in amazement, "Where did the rats come from?" ”
Mama Tang relieved the old lady's doubts in a timely manner: "Those rats are Wei Ge'er's pets in the third lady's small kitchen, and then they flooded, about this matter, I will tell you in detail later, anyway, this account will be counted on the head of the evil servant Wang Qi's family." As he spoke, he turned his head to He Angelica and said, "Third Miss, go on and talk about your dreams." ”
He Angelica nodded and continued: "So I put on a piece of clothing and went for a walk in the garden, and met an old Taoist who claimed to be a fairy, he said that the Luo family has a pair of twins, and within three days, one of them will have a rash on his chest, and his whole body will have a low-grade fever that does not go away, and he will become more and more emaciated and emaciated, and he will die of sperm in the end." I was shocked, and hurriedly asked the old fairy if there was a way to save him, and the old fairy replied that there was a way, but it was not given in vain, and a certain price had to be paid. I asked him what the price was, and the old fairy pointed to my face and said that he was going to attend the queen mother's birthday banquet now, but because he had tanned his skin from collecting medicine on Penglai Island a few days ago, he wanted to change his skin with me, so as not to make other immortals laugh at him for being black. ”
"Swap ...... Skinning?! The old lady and Mama Tang shouted in unison, and together they leaned their faces to He Angelica, looked at it carefully, and another person grabbed He Angelica's hand and rubbed it carefully, yes, is this the skin exchanged from the gods?
He Angelica nodded, stretched out his two arms for the two of them to caress casually, and said crisply: "Although I was not completely awake in the dream at that time, I didn't know if what the old fairy said was true, and I didn't know what the so-called 'skin change' was, but in a daze, I only cared about worrying about the two twin cousins, so I responded to his request." Then I only felt that the white light in front of me was abundant, illuminating the whole garden as if it were day, and then I felt that my whole body was as warm as immersed in hot water, and when I looked down again, I found that my white hands, which used to be untanned all year round for farm work, had turned into the dull wheat color that I am now. ”
The old lady grabbed one of He Angelica's small hands, sighed and said, "I didn't expect it to be the gods who turned you black, I don't know if you can change it back in the future." ”
Mama Tang comforted the old lady and said: "Don't worry, old lady, the third lady is still a standard little beauty now, and when she grows up in the future, her appearance will be several times that of today, even if her complexion turns a little yellow, it will not hinder." Third Miss, what happened next? ”
He Angelica looked up at a certain void and recalled: "When I looked up and looked at the old fairy again, he had already turned into a handsome young man, his skin was unusually crystal white, and his eyes were as bright as water, as if he was familiar with him...... Then, he told me the ways to treat my cousin Bamboo, and I had written down those methods on paper word for word and handed them to Uncle Nie, believing that he had been sent to Luofu at this moment, hoping to save my nephew's life and bring my nephew back to life like me. ”
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"Nie Chun, damn it, what are you doing in the Liuli Hall?"
In the noise of the crowd in a mess, Luo Baiqian's ears were very sensitive to catch a sneering male voice, and he suddenly turned around, and sure enough, he saw a face he hated the most. Luo Baiqian immediately raised his hand and pointed at Nie Chun's nose, and scolded angrily: "You unscrupulous man, what are you doing in my yard!" Did you hear that my son had died and came to see my jokes? ”
Nie Chun looked at his nose and nose, and replied coldly: "I'm not as boring as you, young master, I like to watch other people's dead sons mourn, I'm here to deliver letters." Don't think that I am so rare to come to you, I am afraid of dirty my feet after taking two more steps, it is the person who wrote the letter who emphasized that I should hand over the letter to you, hmph, I should go to wash my boots and feet immediately after sending the letter. ”
Dong, who had a blue nose and swollen face, got up from the ground and ran over, looked at Nie Chun very vigilantly, and asked sharply: "Who wrote to him, male or female?" ”
Nie Chun separated the Dong family and more than a dozen subordinates, threw the letter into Luo Baiqian's placket with great precision from the top of the heads of this group of people, dropped the sentence "A woman surnamed He", turned around and walked out of the gate, and then walked away in an instant, leaving others with an unreachable back.
"What letter? Who wrote to you? Luo Baiqian, where did you meet a woman surnamed He? After Nie Chun left, Dong immediately pushed away everyone and squeezed over, crying loudly in dissatisfaction, "Okay, you Luo Baiqian!" I'm working hard at home to take care of my son and daughter, but it's better for you to go outside and make friends with other women! What does she do? What is your relationship with her? ”
Ignoring the Dong family, Luo Baiqian tore open the letter and hurriedly glanced at it, full of doubts, and after thinking for a while, he immediately ran wildly to chase Nie Chun, who had already gone away. After two or three laps back and forth on a few paths outside the Liuli Hall, Luo Baiqian finally found the bright red figure by a lotus pond next to the rockery in the distance, so he walked forward with a frown.
This lotus pond used to be a popular spot in Fuchu, where carp were fed in the spring, lotus pods were picked in the summer, water chestnuts were fished in the fall, and carp were fished in the winter. Two years ago, a girl named Qin'er fell into the water, and the body was found and salvaged after the water bubbled up the next day. Since then, this lotus pond is still very beautiful, but it always gives people a cool feeling, the timid don't even dare to get close here, and no one wants to eat the lotus pod, water chestnut and carp that they get here, and it used to be fresh and wild in the mouth, and now the taste in the mouth is luscious, and I can't help but think of the old story of salvaging the female corpse, and it immediately becomes difficult to swallow.
After Luo Baiqian approached with raised eyebrows, he realized that Nie Chun was really "fulfilling the preface", with a pair of bare feet poking into the lotus pond to wash, and next to him was a pair of plus-size fast boots that had been cleaned with the soles of his boots.
Luo Bai was angry when he stepped forward, strode over, kicked away the pair of boots that were lazily basking in the sun, pointed at Nie Chun's side face and shouted, "If you have the ability, you can go!" If you have the ability, don't stay in the Luo family, then you won't even have to step on the ground of our Luo family! ”
Nie Chun heard that the boots behind his back were kicked away by the man, but he was neither annoyed nor looked back, but replied in a cold voice: "Living in the Luo family is just an incidental product of a transaction between me and Master Luo, and it is not your turn to intervene as a grandchild, and besides, there are only a few places in Luofu that are particularly dirty, so I have to wash my feet every time I step on them, and the rest of the places can still be barely stepped on." ”
Luo Baiqian gritted his teeth and raised the letter paper to the other party's cheek and shook it, and asked sharply: "What kind of ghost letter is this?" At the beginning, it was also written, 'After the following methods are done one by one, Ruzi Luo Shizhu should be able to return to the yang'? I'm whoa, whoa, whoa! Nie Chun, haven't you always been by the side of your ancestor as a bodyguard? When did you change your career to be a god stick again! ”
Nie Chun pulled his big foot out of the water, took out a handkerchief from his sleeve cage and carefully wiped his foot, and said unhurriedly: "Old Madam Luo asked me to rush back as quickly as possible, it's useless to say that it's late, but it seems that it's useless to come early, anyway, a broken letter written by a yellow-haired girl is no different from waste paper." With that, he suddenly propped up the edge of the lotus pond with both hands, flipped back two heels, jumped to the nearest boot, put on his left foot, and jumped to the right boot under the rockery with one foot.
Luo Bai was surprised when he heard this, picked up the letter and read it again, and asked Nie Chun, who was jumping on one foot: "You mean, the letter was sent by the ancestor to you?" Didn't the old ancestor go to the Taoist temple to pick up the third sister? Uh, the one with the surname Ho...... Woman...... Is it the third sister? She wrote the letter? "It's a bit like this clumsy handwriting, but what do these garbled sentences mean?
After the following methods are done one by one, can you return the yang when you are a caryophyllus?
Horizontally and vertically, it looks like the words that come out of the mouth of a god!