"Brother, aren't you embarrassed for me?"

"General Dou, I have calculated for you, you are the emperor's order, you are not the emperor, who else can be the emperor? And you will be a good emperor, an emperor who loves the people, we are all willing to support, what the current court is like, I believe you know better than us. ”

After Liu Shoucai's explanation and instigation, General Dou's fiery heart was also stimulated, he slapped the table, and immediately stood up, with an excited look on his face.

"Okay, then I will be the emperor, if I do something sorry for the people at that time, then I will give my head to the people of the world as a ball to kick."

Although General Dou sometimes said something vulgar, his words were not coarse, and he also said it very right, so Liu Shoucai and they were not too embarrassed or anything.

"General Dou, since it has been decided, then you can take this jade seal, let's start preparing now! The current emperor is incompetent, we also have to pull him down, and which officials in the imperial court can be used and which officials can't, you give a charter, and we will help you clean it up. ”

"Then brother, I thank you very much, when I ascend the throne as the emperor, I must make you the prince, you must not refuse, otherwise I will not dare to sit on the emperor."

"Don't worry, I can still be the prince, but give me the title of idle prince! I can't be in the palace all the time, I want to walk the whole world, I'm a spirit master, and I want to subdue those aliens. ”

"I understand this, when the time comes, I will make you an idle prince, you can do whatever you want, and you don't have to worry about being pressed by official positions."

In this way, General Dou and Liu Shoucai discussed the emperor's affairs, and three days later, Liu Shoucai and they started to act, and the current incompetent emperor was watching those beautiful girls dancing in the palace, and was broken in by a group of officers and soldiers.

"Presumptuous, whoever asks you to come in, all of them will be given to me."

"You still think you're the emperor? You have been pulled off the horse, and your ministers have all been beheaded at this time, and now in this palace, it is only you who are in the palace, but do you really think that these Meiji can help you kill us? ”

General Dou walked over from the crowd and looked at the emperor with disdain, and when the emperor saw that it was General Dou, his heart immediately became vigilant.

"General Dou, what do you want to do? Do you want to rebel? You don't want to die, do you? ”

"Rebellion? Hahaha...... I've got the jade seal, you say, should I sit on this throne? You said that you are the emperor, then take out your jade seal and show it to us, I don't think you know where your jade seal went! ”

General Dou's words made the emperor afraid, in fact, he also knew about the loss of the jade seal, but he sent someone to look for it for a long time without results, and he also gave up a little, but he didn't expect that the jade seal was in the hands of General Dou, so if he said it, then he, the emperor, really came to an end.

"Dou Weikou, do you think that if you have a jade seal, you will be able to sit on the throne safe and sound? Don't laugh at the dead, you ascended the throne like this, do you think the people of the world will give you face? Beware of being pulled off the horse by them. ”

"You don't have to worry about it, those ordinary people, they don't care who is the emperor, as long as they are fed and clothed, there is no danger, they won't care about this, and General Dou's prestige has always been outside, and those people support General Dou as the emperor, so you really don't have to worry about it, okay, it's not too early, you should also take off your yellow robe."

Liu Shoucai's face was cold, he didn't want to give this emperor any face, who made this emperor too much, and the country was about to be played by him, he even had the heart to watch singing and dancing here.

"Are you not afraid of the wrath? You all deserve ...... damned."

The emperor was frightened all of a sudden, he didn't expect that he would have such a day, so he didn't care about those onlookers, and just sprinkled and rolled, where was there still a little bit of the emperor's momentum, it was completely like a child who couldn't get sugar and was coquettish.

"If you don't take him down, you will be embarrassed here, and you are the emperor, there is an emperor like you in this country, I am really sad in my heart."

Soon, the emperor was pulled down, General Dou also put on his customized clothes, and then sat on the throne with the jade seal, those people below were his henchmen, and some civil officials were former Qing officials, and they were all in the same group as General Dou, so there was no need to worry about no one in the imperial court to manage them.

After General Dou ascended the throne, he immediately named Liu Shoucai as the King of Guigu Song, and Badou and Guigu Song were named the King of Leisure and the National Teacher, because Guigu Song is the president of the Guild of Strangers, and naturally he also lives in this world, so there is no problem in being named the National Teacher.

And Guigu Song is also very satisfied with his new identity, Liu Shoucai and Badou naturally have nothing to say, as for the third child, he directly refused the reward, because he himself is the same as Xiaobai, he is an outlier, so he doesn't look down on these fame or anything.

For this reason, Emperor Dou did not force it anymore, after all, he had just taken office, and there were more people to be rewarded, and Liu Shoucai and they were only temporarily staying here, so there was really not much meaning to the name of the reward.

Liu Shoucai and they stayed in the palace for seven days before leaving the palace, because Emperor Dou has now cleaned up the government and government, and Liu Shoucai naturally does not have to stay by his side, although Liu Shoucai and they left, Emperor Dou was very reluctant, but Emperor Dou also knew that once he sat in this position, he would be lonely for the rest of his life.

But for the sake of the people of the world, Emperor Dou also knew that he couldn't help but be this emperor, and he secretly swore in his heart that he must work well for the welfare of the people.

After returning to the ghost, Liu Shoucai and the others went directly to the mountain, because the ghost on the mountain had not been cleaned up, and the official who cooperated with the ghost had not yet been found, and where was the official who had gone to the Fang family's secret room to find the jade seal, Liu Shoucai was also very puzzled.

"You say we're not going to be teased again this time, are you?"

"Don't you really want to be teased! We've already planted a heel once, and if we do it again this time, we'll be really stupid. ”

"Okay, okay, let's stop talking, let's hurry up! It's getting hot and dead, and I don't know what's going on in this place, is there going to be a big drought again? ”

After Liu Shoucai wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead, he felt impetuous, he always felt that the weather here was very weird, obviously it was still very cold yesterday, why did it only take a day, the weather became hot, this is obviously wrong.

"I'll see if there's really going to be a problem, let's do it first!"

Guigu Song has always been very sensitive, and he immediately calculated it after he finished speaking, and after the result was finished, his face turned pale.

"Damn, there's going to be an earthquake."

"Damn, earthquakes? How can this be......"

"No wonder the weather is very weird, hurry up and call someone to evacuate!"

"How to evacuate? The three connected countries will all be hit by earthquakes, and those people are just ordinary mortals, how can they run out, there will be an earthquake tomorrow, where do you think they can go in one day? The only thing we can do is to get people out of town and take refuge in an open area, hoping that there won't be too many casualties this time. ”

Guigu Song's words made Liu Shoucai and them sigh one by one, but they didn't expect that just after solving the emperor's affairs, there was another earthquake, how could this be acceptable, and the female ghost on the mountain had not been eliminated.

"I feel that this time the incident came too suddenly, we are really in big trouble now, not to mention those ordinary people, our own safety has not yet been settled."

"We don't have to worry, it's a big deal to evacuate here with a shrinking talisman, but there aren't many people I can take away, so let's all work hard first! Hurry up and call the people here to take refuge! Not only can you escape the catastrophe, but you can live one by one. ”

"You're right, natural and man-made disasters can't be avoided by anyone, but if you can eliminate disasters to a minimum, this is undoubtedly a chance to create a life for yourself, let's go! Let's get moving! Brother Liu, you go to the palace to find Emperor Dou, Badou, you go to find the county lord here now, Xiaobai, you go to find ......"

When Emperor Dou heard Liu Shoucai say that there would be an earthquake tomorrow, he was so frightened that he almost fell off the chair, but fortunately, the eunuch on the side supported him in time, which also prevented Emperor Dou from falling and making a fool of himself.

"Alas! I have just sat on the throne, and there is about to be an earthquake, is God dissatisfied with me as an emperor? ”

"Your Majesty, you think too much, God is not dissatisfied with you, but the earthquake is caused by the activities of the earth's crust, and it has nothing to do with God, so you don't have to blame yourself, hurry up and ask someone to dismiss those people! And after the earthquake, you also have to think about how to help the disaster. ”

Liu Shoucai briefly introduced the cause of the earthquake, and then said how to provide disaster relief, after all, Liu Shoucai is also experienced in disaster relief.

"Then listen to your virtuous brother, come here, go and lead people to quickly disperse the people in the city, tell them that there will be an earthquake tomorrow, let them quickly go to the flat and empty wilderness to take refuge, and after the earthquake, let them go home, and you will all pack up and avoid disaster when you are done!"

After Emperor Dou finished speaking, he waved his hand, and after those people went down, Emperor Dou also began to pack up his things and leave the palace, after all, this place is not safe, and Liu Shoucai is not worried about Emperor Dou, such a good emperor, if he dies because of an earthquake, wouldn't it make people want to cry without tears.

After taking Emperor Dou out of the palace, Liu Shoucai went to the place where he would meet Badou, and when Guigu Song and they saw that Liu Shoucai had brought Emperor Dou with him, they all looked a little uncomfortable, but no one said anything.

"Alright, we're all set, so let's get out of here first! We'll come back after the earthquake. ”

"And where are we going now?"

"Go to a place where there is no earthquake, this earthquake will last for three days, so we can come back after three days, don't worry, Your Majesty, I will personally send you back."

After Liu Shoucai's repeated assurances, Emperor Dou followed Liu Shoucai and left, of course, in order to escape, Liu Shoucai used the ground shrinking charm all the way, and when he reached a safe place, Liu Shoucai was about to collapse.

Originally, Guigu Song and Badou could also run the rest of the journey for Liu Shoucai, but it was only because of Emperor Dou that the two of them competed with Liu Shoucai, so they did not replace Liu Shoucai, which was also the reason why Liu Shoucai was very aggrieved.

However, because he brought Emperor Dou to his own initiative, Liu Shoucai also knew that he was not reasonable, so he didn't give Badou and Guigu Song a look, and Xiaobai and Lao San didn't bother to care about these idle things, let them contribute, and the two of them naturally refused.

"Brother Xian, thank you really this time, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid I would really live and die with those people, in fact, I have also thought about this problem, but I am afraid that after I die, there will be no virtuous king, and the people who will be alive at that time will not live a miserable life, so I am not willing to die so early."

Emperor Dou has always used the title "I" in front of Liu Shoucai, and he will only call "I" in front of others, which is also to give Liu Shoucai face, Liu Shoucai naturally put his heart into Emperor Dou, but the faces of Badou and Guigu Song are getting more and more ugly.

"Your Majesty, you are too worried, in fact, you are alive to give the greatest benefit to the people, and after the earthquake, there are many things that you need to do, so these days, you also have to have a good rest, okay, I am also too tired to move, let's rest first! Wait until tomorrow. ”

Liu Shoucai really couldn't stand it, so he didn't care whether Emperor Dou's words were finished or not, he began to drive people away, and Emperor Dou also knew that Liu Shoucai was very hard along the way, so he didn't continue to pester him, as soon as Emperor Dou left, Badou and Guigu Song gathered in the third child's room.

"Did you say what Emperor Dou said just now, or did you just say it deliberately? How do I think that person is so hypocritical? ”

As soon as Guigu Song arrived at the third room, he immediately expressed his dissatisfaction in his heart, Xiaobai was originally watching the excitement, so he didn't care too much about Guigu Song's words, but Badou cared very much.

"I also feel that person is so hypocritical, telling lies and coaxing people, so Brother Liu treats him as a good person, who can be a general, and now he is an emperor, how can he not have a little means? At least the means of coaxing people are very clever, and even Brother Liu was blinded for a while. ”

"But people already have the emperor's order, and we can't stop him from being the emperor! Even if he doesn't become the emperor now, then he can sit on the throne in the future, okay, let's not talk about this for now, let's talk about why he followed us, I don't believe that it was really Brother Liu who wanted to take Emperor Dou. ”

"I don't believe it either, I asked Liu Shoucai just now, and he said that Emperor Dou took the initiative to bring up this matter, and then he took Emperor Dou with us."

Xiaobai is very suitable to tell the inside story, which makes Badou and Guigu Song immediately vigilant, it seems that Emperor Dou's character is really a problem.

"We have to find out the true character of Emperor Dou, and we can't let Brother Liu be blinded all the time."

"Yes, but how are we going to investigate? Now Emperor Dou doesn't have a cronie with him, and I don't think he will tell us what he really thinks. ”

"Stupid, we can use mnemonics! We secretly checked his memories, and he didn't know afterwards anyway. ”

"That's a good idea, then we'll try it tonight."

After Guigu Song and them discussed, they began to wait patiently for the night, and as soon as Emperor Dou returned to his bedroom, he immediately lay on the bed and began to think.

Emperor Dou has always been very grateful for Liu Shoucai's intentions, but he can also clearly feel that Guigu Song and Badou don't like themselves, but they have always been vigilant about themselves, which makes Emperor Dou feel very depressed.

"Alas! I don't know why they should be wary of me, don't they feel at ease with me? Or did I do something that they hated and that's why they treated me like this? ”

Emperor Dou lay on the bed and kept thinking about these questions, until the sky darkened, then he fell asleep in a daze, when Emperor Dou just fell asleep, Badou and Guigu Song they sneaked in.

"Xiaobai, be careful, we are waiting for you outside the door with good news."

"Don't worry! I used the invisibility charm, and he won't see me, and besides, he's asleep now, so he won't find me. ”

After Xiaobai comforted Badou and Guigu Song, he jumped into the bedroom through the window, and then secretly touched Emperor Dou's bedside, and then used mnemonics to check Emperor Dou's memory, but when he finished reading Emperor Dou's memory, he was immediately displeased.

"Xiaobai, okay, it's been half an hour, come out as soon as it's okay."

Seeing that Xiaobai had not finished for half an hour, Guigu was in a hurry, he was afraid that he would provoke Liu Shoucai, so he was very anxious.

"Alright, let's go!"

After Xiaobai heard Guigu Song's words, he hurriedly walked out of Emperor Dou's bedroom, and then took Guigu Song and them back to the third child's room.

"How's it going? What does his memory look like, is he really a hypocritical guy? ”

"Alas! See for yourselves! I don't even know how to explain it. ”

Xiaobai was very depressed and angry in his heart, so he didn't bother to explain, and directly asked Guigu Song and Badou to check their memories, and when Guigu Song and Badou saw Xiaobai's memories, they all showed angry expressions on their faces.

"This Emperor Dou is too much of a thing! He even wanted to kill us, so I said how could we be plotted in the mountains, it turned out to be his conspiracy! We thought it was a conspiracy of the previous county lord. ”

After figuring out the cause and effect, Guigu Song didn't want to continue wasting time here, so he hurriedly walked out of the room to find Liu Shoucai, Liu Shoucai slept in a daze, and was called up by Guigu Song, which made Liu Shoucai very depressed.

"I said, you don't sleep at night, why do you come to me to make a fuss? I'm so tired and tired, I've wasted so much mental energy, I'm really dying, please let go! ”