Well, although there are a lot of "brick families" who swear that the Mayans are alien descendants of such and such a constellation. But judging from the bones excavated from the ancient tombs of the Maya, they should still be human beings like us, at least physiologically.

Therefore, what Wang Qiu saw at the moment was not an alien intelligent life, but just a few Mayan nobles and priests dressed up.

So, how could he suddenly have such strange associations in his mind after seeing these Mayan magnates?

There is no way, because the aesthetic standards of the Mayans are too strange in this shijie, it is not like the way of thinking of the earthlings, and in many ways it is almost the opposite of the aesthetics of modern people. Once the handsome men and women in the Mayan society come to the modern shijie, I am afraid that they will become deformed, and they are extremely ugly, unsightly, and must not be released casually to scare people......

In general, the Mayans generally regarded cross-eyed, flattened foreheads, and deformed skulls as signs of beauty or nobility, and in order to achieve such purposes by artificial means, they invented the oldest plastic surgery on the shijie, making themselves less and less human.

-- The ordinary poor may not be very sophisticated, but the Mayan nobles claim that they are not ordinary people, but gods descending from the heavens. Therefore, in order to distinguish themselves from the commoners in physiognomy, most of the Mayan nobles wanted their children to look "out of appearance", so that they had to suffer from birth: parents would take advantage of the fact that the baby's skull was not hardened, clamp it with a wooden plank to deform it, some would flatten the skull to imitate the jaguar, and some would lengthen the skull to imitate the ear of corn, in short, how to make it deformed, as long as it was as unhuman as possible: people claimed to be demigods!

Even more outrageous is that the Maya were so beautiful that the Maya women deliberately hung small toys, usually small balls of resin, on their children's drooping hair (liuhaier) between their eyes. These resin balls dangle in front of their eyes all day long, causing children to stare at them involuntarily, and zuihou makes their eyes squint, which is commonly known as cross-eyed.

In addition, the teeth of the Mayan nobles were also deliberately sharpened into a zigzag shape, and some were inlaid with small pieces of jade. In addition, it is necessary to put something in the bridge of the nose and make holes in the chest and reproductive organs...... As for earrings, nose rings, lip rings, tongue rings, etc., they are very common road goods. Ordinary Mayan aristocrats don't dig dozens of holes in themselves, and they are embarrassed to go out to meet people.

Of course, due to the lack of high medical standards in that era, medical accidents that led to death due to plastic surgery failures and wound infections were not uncommon. As for the tragedy of being a fool with a broken head and a large area of skin ulcerating due to improper tattooing, it is even more common.

In a sense, the Mayans are very much like the Koreans of ancient times: they are keen to use plastic surgery (to sum up), they love to talk about it (they compiled a calendar that can be used for tens of thousands of years and the horror legend of the destruction of Shijie in 2012, and then they went extinct early), and they liked to abuse their own flesh when they had nothing to do (Koreans cut their little fingers and shaved their heads in protest, and Mayans prayed by pricking their tongues and ears with fish bones to bleed......

Well, to get back to the point, the upper class of the Mayans liked to show a unique sense of superiority by changing their physical form, that is, the so-called "incarnation of the sun god" and so on. Therefore, a qualified Mayan nobleman must usually have the following basic characteristics: first, the head is deformed, the more deformed the more noble; second, it is full of holes and all kinds of ornaments; Third, tattoos are everywhere from head to toe, generally based on pythons, jaguars and other fierce animal patterns; Fourth, everyone has a pair of cross-eyed eyes on their faces; Fifth, there are bruises all over the body (because blood is often sacrificed to the gods). …,

So, when Wang Qiu saw a guy with a severely deformed head and distorted facial features, walking towards him proudly, it was no wonder that his first reaction was to think of aliens - who told this Mayan nobleman to make himself look too unhuman?

However, the Mayan nobleman was not an alien after all, so he walked over arrogantly, ignoring the Honshutizgan warrior who was sent by Wendeji to negotiate, and left behind a dozen Mayan soldiers who escorted him out, and walked straight to the front of the Hongshutizgan army alone A dozen steps away, and then he babbled in Mayan language, and there seemed to be a lot of threats in his tone.

In response, there was only a burst of laughter from the side of the Honshutizgans, and there were others who made various gestures of disdain and disdain.

And Wang Qiu, after listening to the translation of a Hongxiu Tizgan nobleman, also felt incredible, "...... Yes? This guy says that he is the high priest who serves the Quetzalcoatl god Kukulkan, as well as the ruler of the city of Tepetvank. This time, by the will of the gods, they came to rule the land, and demanded that all the people of Hungshutizgan submit to him and embrace him as the ruler of the city? Just those hundreds of miscellaneous soldiers? Isn't this guy crazy?! ”

“…… Yes, he also said that you are all false gods haunted by bad luck and will soon be torn to pieces by the wrath of Quetzalcoatl......"

The nobleman of Hongshutizgan pursed his lips and said with a look of disdain, "...... Who does this guy think he is? How dare you point fingers at the great gods and slander you...... It's just impatient to live! ”

Well, although he knew that this guy was slapping his ass, Wang Qiu still listened to it very well.

In short, before the ridiculous coercion and temptation of the great Mayan priest was finished, several of the impatient warriors of Hunghitzgan threw their shields, bows and arrows, and cloaks at his feet, and issued a declaration of war in accordance with the traditional customs of Mesoamerica.

-- The most effective countermeasure against a madman with abnormal thinking is to first knock him over with a stick of force.

However, generally speaking, people who can mix with high-level gods are not ordinary madmen. This Mayan high priest was obviously no exception.

He looked at the shield, bow and cloak that had been thrown at his feet, smiled contemptuously, and then drew an obsidian dagger, cut a wound on his right hand, and sprinkled the blood pouring out of the sand. Then the Mayan high priest dropped his dagger, closed his eyes, raised his hands in the air, and raised his head to shout some incantation.

In the next moment, a terrible change occurred between heaven and earth!