As soon as I went in, I saw the peacock creaking in from behind, wearing a brand-new water blue gown, wearing a beaded hairpin, and smearing two or three taels of gouache on his face, dressed up to go out. The Supreme Treasure immediately took a beating, and praised with a smile: "Sister Peacock, you look really handsome today, I don't know how many people you will charm when you go out." ”

The flower peacock took Hai Dongqing's silver, and recently got the money of the Shi family, and his heart was extremely happy, listening to this child's sweet mouth, he couldn't help but smile, stretched out his hand and pinched his face, and spitted: "Phew! You're a half-grown doll, how do you know if the girls are good-looking or not? Just to coax me - you've drunk too much, haven't you? ”

"That's there!" Supreme Bao giggled a few times, squinted his eyes and sniffed, and praised: "It's so fragrant!" Sister Peacock, your name is just beautiful, how can you still be full of fragrance, this time you really look like a peacock! ”

The flower peacock was amused by his words, couldn't hide his mouth, and pretended to say: "Go, go!" Stay where it's cool! Sister has something to go out for, don't talk nonsense with you - hey, you are well-behaved today, my sister will come back and bring you some delicious tastes..."

"I have to count this," the Supreme Treasure rolled his eyes, and suddenly shouted: "Then I'll go too, can you buy me what you see?" He followed behind the peacock, and said to himself: "When the time comes, I'm afraid that Sister Peacock will go out and attract some wild bees and butterflies, and it will be bad to forget about it." ”

"You, a small ghost, don't know where to learn some tricks to make women happy," the flower peacock saw that the supreme treasure and Shi Buzhuan lived in the same room, and thought that this child was the best nephew of the Shi family, and liked him to be well-behaved, so he smiled and pulled him over and said: "Let's go, first accompany my sister to buy some vegetables, and then take you to eat." ”

As soon as the two of them answered this, they went to the door, and went straight to the market. The disciple who was guarding the door only listened to the order and said that it was surveillance, and he didn't know how to deal with it when he went out, and he suddenly panicked when the incident happened, so one of them followed them from a distance, and the other ran upstairs to tell him.

This matter was not expected, and it was too late to stop it, so Elder Ji had to order the two to follow from a distance. The disciple was ordered to chase after him quickly, and after walking for a short time, he joined the previous disciple, and the two followed not far behind.

The Supreme Treasure and the Flower Peacock came to the bazaar, first bought some vegetables, fruits, and rice grains, and then ordered someone to send the whole fat sheep to the inn, and was about to say that they would go to the street to buy some more wine, and the Flower Peacock suddenly thought in his heart, "Yo! You see, I almost forgot, I ate these things yesterday and before, and I don't know if I am tired of it, and I have to change the taste - Bao'er, do you want to eat anything else at night? ”

The Supreme Treasure has been pondering the way to get out in his heart, and when he heard this, he just responded casually: "Well, it's all right." didn't think much about it, but the peacock immediately complained: "Hey! This place is not as good as those cities, or there is nothing to be out of the way! Bao'er, chickens and ducks have to go to the next people's houses to have, and the game has to hit the luck, see if there are hunters on the mountain to come down, fish can only be bought on the riverside boat, you have to say what you like early, sister is so ready..."

"Let's eat fish!" Supreme Treasure suddenly thought of a plan at this moment, "We all love to eat fish." The spirit suddenly rose, and he pleaded with a smile: "Sister, I haven't eaten it for a long time, and I think about it too much!" ”

Kunlun belongs to the northwest borderland, many locals do not like to eat fish, and this Shimendu has water demons to haunt it is not prosperous. But after all, the livelihood is difficult to get, some people who fled from the southeast got a small boat, in the middle of the day to cast a few nets on the water, other times are fishing by the river, the boat to get a trap to raise, a day also the three five seven tails sold, can be exchanged for a few catties of sticks, noodles and vegetables, can be mixed with a vegetable to live.

"Okay! Since you like it, my sister will definitely let you have fish to eat at noon. ”

The flower peacock heard this and suddenly felt simple, and immediately took the supreme treasure to the Nucang River, at this time the sun is still not empty, there are not many people coming and going by the river, the faint mist is like smoke on the river surface, the wilt is slow, it looks like a different taste, the beautiful scenery is current, who knows what demons and monsters are hidden under the mist miasma?

The place where Shimendu is just the river is full of cargo boats coming and going on weekdays, and no matter how dare those fishing boats stay, they are all parked in the puddle next to them. There were several earthen houses on the shore, covered with haystacks, and the peacock came to the door and cried:

"Hey! Buy fish, buy fish, someone has no one, come out alive! Buying and selling is on your doorstep! ”

After a few shouts, someone in the door suddenly replied in a mess: "Come on, open the door immediately." Then there were a few crackling sounds, and I didn't know what was falling, and then an aunt cried out in a big throat: "Oops! Zhao donkey, you are a two-ball goods! Mother's tits! Knowing that Suosuo made a chaotic sound, the donkey Zhao immediately screamed, and then scolded angrily: "You aunt of livestock, you caught an egg... Oops... Kill a ball! "Plus a little wheeze from time to time......

The flower peacock listened to it interestingly outside, but it didn't urge, just laughing haha's music, and waited for the door to creak open halfway, and a thin black man with a smile on his face bent over inside, covering his crotch with both hands, and as soon as he came out, he couldn't make amends: "I'm sorry, Sister Peacock, my thief aunt doesn't know what to do, I don't know how serious..."

But there was a snort in the room, and there was no talk.

The peacock was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "Zhao Donkey, you ball goods, climb your mother-in-law and plow the ground all day long, see what kind of ball your board has become?" Someday you're going to die on your aunt's belly! ”

Zhao Donkey didn't dare to reply, so he had to nod with a bitter face, "That's... By the way, Sister Peacock is here today? After finding an excuse, he diverted the topic, and re-tied the strip of cloth that was pulled apart from the crotch of his pants.

"Buy fish!" The flower peacock threw out a straight sentence: "Go pick a few bigger ones, and send them to the store for me now." It's good. ”

"Definitely choose the big one!" Zhao Donkey responded repeatedly, "When the day comes out, I'll send it over immediately." ”

"The sun can't come out!" The peacock refused: "This is going to be done at noon - now, you immediately go to the boat and pick a few for me..." Sister Peacock, this can't be done! Zhao Donkey's face changed, and he said with a smile: "In the past few days, this river god has not been in a good temper, and he has come to the river several times, and I don't know why." No, we can't let go of fishing, we all stay at home and have nothing to do... You know what's going on in the river, but don't embarrass me. ”

The flower peacock also knew what was going on in the angry Cangjiang River, and she didn't mean to be embarrassed, but she never went to the river to do business on the shore, and she lacked the awe of the people on the water to the river god; In addition, I know that the shallow water by the river is fine, and it is difficult for the river god to come over, I don't know if this is true or false - since I promised to make fish for the Supreme Treasure at noon, how can I get it back if I release it?

On weekdays, he is also used to being rude to these people, so naturally he sprinkled it at this moment, and suddenly his face was full of meat, and his eyes were round and he scolded: "Zhao Donkey's ** ball goods, don't you see that the old lady has a good temper today, and you still fucking hold it for me?" I don't have any by the river on weekdays, but now you have something to say for me... What's going on? Do you want to take the opportunity to increase my price? ”

"No, no, no! What a river god..."

"The river god is a fart!" The flower peacock spat on his face: "No matter how powerful this river god is, he can't come ashore, right?" What does it matter if you go down and touch two fish, going back and forth for a while? As he spoke, he raised the fan-like slap: "Believe it or not, the old lady will give you a meal first, and then turn around and burn down your house?" ”

"It's really..."

"Smack!"

Zhao Donkey still wanted to distinguish it, but the flower peacock slapped him straight and slapped him to the ground, and then kicked a few times, and kept asking, "Are you going?" To go or not to go? To go or not to go? "A scream is a kick, and I don't care about the chest and head, but I don't stop stepping on it."

Zhao Donkey could stand such a beating and scolding, covered his head with both hands and curled up into a ball, and said in a loud voice: "I'll go!" I'll go! Am I still going to be able to go? Aunt Peacock, don't fight... I'll be there right away! ”

The peacock still didn't understand his hatred, and continued to step on it a few times before stopping, standing still and pulling the hair together, still scolding in his mouth: "This is something that I don't know what to do!" Pretend to be the old lady again, pretend that I will smoke you to death - hurry up, get me the fish! ”

Zhao Donkey was beaten for no reason, but he didn't dare to fight back, he got up and walked towards the riverside boat, looking at the river as he walked, and muttered: "Don't come!" Don't come! Don't come! ”

He was afraid that the monster in the river would appear, and he was the boss with his eyes wide open, but the fog was shrouded and the river was rippling, how could he see it clearly? After a few steps to the river, he could no longer be distracted from the river, and immediately jumped on the boat and pulled the trap lid open.

Under the lid is a trap trough, the bottom of which is pressed by a fence made of bamboo, so that the river water can enter the boat, and the fish can feed for a long time. Zhao Donkey saw seven or eight fat fish swimming in the trough, reached out and grabbed one, took a bamboo stick through the fish's mouth, and fell on the board of the boat.

The panic in his heart also accelerated, and after a short time, he put on three or five fish, and held them high to show the peacock: "Sister Peacock, do you think this fish is enough?" ”

The flower peacock looked at it a few times on the shore, snorted, shook his head and said, "Not enough, not enough, my dozen people, how can you have enough to eat?" Donkey Zhao, how many are there on your boat, and then choose a few big ones for me! ”

When Zhao Donkey heard this, he immediately went down to get the fish...

The Supreme Treasure stayed on the shore and watched silently for a long time, at this moment he had already seen where the rope of the boat was tied, and was about to sneak over to untie the rope, when suddenly he saw that in the mist, there was a black dim halo speeding from the river!

PS: A buddy's book, although it is a fairytale, but the fight is described wonderfully, and there is basically no idiot brain-dead in it - it's a pity that the title of the book gives the brain-dead. Absolutely wonderful, check it out!

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