22. AKB series idol cabinet

In fact, at the time of the sudden death of Shota Ebihara, the ministers of Ebihara's cabinet had already had a showdown with the prime minister, announced their collective resignation, and were ready to leave the party and jump ship, leaving only Junzaburo Izumida - so the former minister can also be said to have been to death.

Therefore, if Junzaburo Izumita, who is the former prime minister, wants to take advantage of this gap to jump out and be the prime minister himself for a few days, or act as the minister until the Unity government falls, no one in the party will stop him. But here's the problem......

“…… In the midst of this consumption tax doubling turmoil, my reputation was as completely stinky as Uncle Ebihara's, and I fell out with my own patrons. By the time of the next election, it is estimated that even the legislators will not be able to do so, so they can only temporarily withdraw from politics. In this case, what can this minister's position, which only has a few days left, feel like? It's better to let the niece player drink at home."

Junzaburo Izumida sighed with a disheartened face, and explained to Kamijo Keikatsu the reason why he didn't want to be a prime minister, "...... As for the others...... At present, the comrades in the party are either giving up on themselves or planning to climb another high branch, and no one wants to be this 'king of the dead country' who is destined to bear the black pot. Since Zhenbaichan wants to be a prime minister, and legally speaking, she also has this qualification, so let her be a few days anyway."

- To be honest, the birth of the current Unity Party government has been full of all kinds of wonders and farces from the very beginning.

Since the 2005 re-election of the Japanese House of Representatives, former Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi sent a "beautiful thorn". Since the wonderful drama of Zuihou winning the general election, the "beautiful thorn" has increasingly become the magic weapon of all parties in Japan.

INTERVIEWER In Japan, where there are still many feudal traditions, the number of members of the council in each constituency basically comes and goes with a few familiar faces, and is even hereditary by a family. So over time, voters will get a little tired. If a beautiful woman suddenly jumps out at this time to grab a ticket, it can often get a miraculous effect...... So, in order to adapt to this trend. All kinds of female politicians appeared on the stage one after another, and with their own pictures, the voters who were used to seeing a group of old men competing for election were addicted, but it also made the election gradually become a "actress election".

Some criticized. Although these female candidates are young and beautiful, they can't even make speeches, so how can they trust the country to them? But the majority of voters generally disagree with it - this year, the appearance is often changed every six months, and no matter who is elected, it is the same to hit the street. Instead of getting a bunch of bad old men to look bored, it's better to choose a few beautiful women to enhance entertainment...... Anyway, if they really want to make some scandal, they will be elected at that time. As for handing over the country to them...... This is an exaggeration, and who doesn't know that Japan is actually in the hands of civil servants

Although all parties are using "beauty thorns" to pull votes, a large party with a long history and deep roots like the Liberal Democratic Party is generally more disciplined, at most it is to launch a group of highly educated mature women with temperament - such as respected university professors or something.

And the Solidarity Party, the Sun Party, and the Restoration Party, which are new small parties that are desperate to win the election. For example, in last year's general election, the president of the Unity Party, in order to win the election, simply pulled a vote of retired and active singers from the popular AKB idol group in Japan to attract attention, and ingeniously found the production companies of major "Aiqing action movies" and recruited a group of popular actresses to participate in the election...... It's really like a floating cloud

Outcome. Under this completely bottomless super cheap move, the enthusiastic response of the voters far exceeded the expectations of the party's president - the Unity Party not only increased its seats several times, but also rushed to the throne of the ruling party in one fell swoop after joining forces with the Sun Party and the Restoration Party...,

However, after the Unity Party came to power, these beautiful idol parliamentarians were rarely reported. Because they have no concept of politics after all, to put it bluntly, they are an "election tool", and they are naturally useless after the election - but this is not a loss for themselves, not to mention the high salary of Japanese parliamentarians, and even the election itself is equivalent to a free propaganda for them.

However, no one expected that at a time when the Solidarity Party building was about to collapse and the trees to fall apart, the "beautiful thorns" that were abandoned by the Unity Party after being used at the beginning took the opportunity to surface - its representative is the idol superstar of the second-sick girl singer in the AKB series, and the current Japanese female minister Kotori Yumashiro Adult......

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“…… Alas, the country is dying, and there will be demons who will turn the inauguration ceremony into an idol concert, how much shame does this need?"

Tokyo Governor Kamijo Keikatsu was stunned for a while, as if a thousand words were condensed in his chest, but Zuihou still turned into a sigh, "...... Forget it, anyway, police stations all over the country have often invited beautiful celebrities and idols to be 'one-day commissioners' over the years, and this time it should be regarded as continuing to carry forward the 'one-day commissioner' and making a 'one-day phase' to sell cute......"

He shook his head helplessly, then moved on to the next topic, "...... By the way, even the wise Mitsuhide's 'Three Days of the World' has to appoint genealogy retainers. So which ministers have been appointed to the current Birdie Cabinet? Well, although with the current situation, it doesn't matter what ministers Kotori Yu really appoints, or even whether there are ministers or not. ”

“…… This one...... The real white sauce has already drawn up the cabinet list just now, but it hasn't had time to announce it yet...... Well, let's take a look."

Junzaburo Izumida looked down and rummaged through the pocket of his suit, pulled out a pink letterhead with a girlish style, and handed it to Kamijo Keikatsu. The letterhead is surrounded by cartoon stickers, with a list of Birdie Tour's cabinets written in beautiful floral letters.

- Next to the name of each cabinet minister, there is a large sticker of his or her own. And on the big head sticker at the title, it is a small bird in a black gothic loli suit, smiling and stretching out his hand to make a victory gesture. As for the big head sticker of the bird's swimming head, the dazzling smiles of a group of swimsuits, kimonos, cat ears, and cute nurses almost blinded the kryptonite eyes of the governor of Tokyo in an instant.

Looking at this embarrassing cabinet list, the face of the governor of Tokyo first turned from white to red, and then from red to blue. Then his shoulders began to tremble violently, and finally he roared and slapped the list on the face of Chief Cabinet Secretary Junzaburo Izumita.

“…… These...... Aren't all these people retired and active AKB idols? If I'm not mistaken, you seem to have been their agent before, are you really going to make an AKB idol cabinet? What should we do with Japan's international image?"

“…… Kamijo-san. Please calm down. The current Solidarity Party is falling apart, and the backbone of the party is anxious to draw a line with the party, except for these 'beautiful thorns'. That niece of mine can't get anyone willing to join the cabinet at all, by the way, except for these AKB singer idols who used to be my niece's partner, there is only Senator Hatano Hanari who wants to bring her group of sisters into the cabinet, and even competes with Mahaek-chan for the throne...... Do you think it would be better for them to form a cabinet?"

Junzaburo Izumida calmly put away the cabinet list, folded it and put it in his pocket, and explained to his old friend at the same time.

“…… Hatano pear?" The Governor of Tokyo's gaze froze, revealing an expression of even greater disbelief, "...... The mature woman who played the main role in the latest 3D rope art film in the 'Flowers and Snakes' series? And a bunch of her sisters...... Isn't it the 'Tokyo Heat' series?,

“…… That's right. It's better to have Kotori Yumashiro pull out an AKB48 idol cabinet than to ask Senator Hatano to make a 'Tokyo Fever' cabinet or a 'SOD' cabinet," Junzaburo Izumida reached out and patted his friend's shoulder, "...... It's only a few days anyway."

…… Well, whether to turn Japan's international image into a moe otaku country or an AV country. That's really a problem......

The governor of Tokyo, who had not yet died down, couldn't help but touch his chin and fall into deep contemplation.

“…… Kamijo-san, I admit that I have selfish intentions in this matter – for me, who is now in disrepute and about to retire from politics. This position, which is only a few days long, is of no use at all. But for my niece Kotori Yu Mashiro, this appalling resume can allow her to continue to bear the unprecedented gorgeous title of 'former minister singer' after Shimono's resignation, and return to the entertainment industry vigorously with an equally gorgeous vote of 'cabinet minister singer' - even if the cute girls mess things up, no one will blame them, because everyone knows that they are just vases. It's as if no one ever blames the poor law and order in the jurisdiction of a police station on the head of a one-day commissioner who is filled by an idol star......"

Junzaburo Izumida sincerely pressed the Governor of Tokyo on the shoulder and said, "...... After all, cuteness is justice."

“…… But...... Japan's international image ......" Kamijo seems to be struggling in his heart.

Therefore, the Chief Cabinet Secretary, who had a calm face, continued to make up for the zuihou blow.

“…… However, do you know what Senator Hanari Hatano would do after she went to the field if she were to become the prime minister this time? She said that she planned to find a happy street after going to the wilderness, imitate an identical Japanese prime minister's official residence, and then her real former Japanese female minister, plus a group of former female cabinet ministers, will be picked up together."

“…… What the? Uh, this ...... I guess I'd better support the Birdie Cabinet, anyway, this Cabinet only has a week or two to live at most, isn't it?" The governor of Tokyo, who was almost frightened to death, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief and replied with a wry smile.

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“…… Very wise choice, thank you for your support," Junzaburo Izumida smiled with satisfaction, and his six white teeth glittered in the sun, "...... So, I would like to thank you for your help in promoting the AKB Idol Cabinet concert in Tokyo. ”

“…… I don't think there's any need for official publicity at all, and fans of Kotori Yuxiang will be able to flatten Nagata Town."

The governor of Tokyo rolled his eyes and shrugged his shoulders, and was about to complain a few more words, but saw Junzaburo Izumida suddenly take out his mobile phone and answer a call, and then his face changed suddenly, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead, "...... How could such a thing happen? Obviously they are ready to resign and go into the wilderness...... Forget it, let's call an emergency meeting right away...... Kamijo-san, please come with me to Fukushima and have a big incident."