Chapter Twenty-Nine: Ye Zhenzhen, You're an Idiot
After the New Year, it will soon be the sophomore exam for high school.
Although the chance of passing the examination is as high as 90%, no one wants to be the unlucky 10%, so everyone attaches special importance to it, and even Gu Zijin and Gu Zipei have joined the base camp of learning for the first time.
It's just that......
"Zhenzhen, isn't Tesla a monster, how did he become the one who invented the light bulb?" Gu Zijin asked with a frown.
I rolled my eyes at Gu Zijin, "That's Godzilla, and Tesla invented alternating current." ”
"Zhenzhen, I follow the spiral rule in the book, how do I do it and the answer is the opposite?" Gu Zipei held his thumb and shook it in front of me.
"Big brother, the book talks about the right-handed spiral rule, but you use the left-handed." I put my hands on my forehead, and my head was sweating.
"Vera ......"
"Stop, you've been asking me one after another for more than an hour, and I haven't even finished a big question now."
The two siblings called me last night and said that they were going to study with me today, tricked me into coming to KFC, invited me to drink and eat burgers, and turned out to be here to tutor them.
Gu Zipei pushed the iced black tea in front of me, clasped his hands together, "Class leader, you drink tea." There is still half a month to go before the exam, so you can help us. ”
I took a sip of iced tea, "It's not that I don't help you, you also know that my science is hovering on the verge of passing, how can I be embarrassed to teach you this half-bucket water level." ”
Gu Zijin suddenly came to my side, his eyes were sly, "I have a way, you ask Lu Li for help, just say let him tutor you, and when the time comes, we will listen and never make trouble!" ”
Lu Li, a science genius, can indeed solve our urgent needs, but will he agree?
Seeing that I was hesitating, Gu Zijin continued: "Zhen Zhen, if you ask Lu Li to tutor us, not only can you help us pass the entrance examination, but you can also have more time to get along with Lu Li, this is not killing two birds with one stone, killing two birds with one stone." ”
It is rare that Gu Zijin can use two idioms at the same time in one sentence, and it is completely correct. It seems that she has really worked hard to study lately.
Seeing the sincere appearance of the Gu family's sisters and brothers, I finally nodded.
After school on Monday evening, I stopped Lu Li, who was about to go home with his schoolbag on his back, "Lu Li, have you been free lately?" ”
"Not available." Lu Li didn't want to refuse directly.
"Well, well." I bowed my head in frustration.
"Just kidding, tell me, what's the matter?"
I looked up happily, just in time to see Lu Li playfully curling the corners of his lips.
I didn't expect Lu Li to joke, did the sun come out in the west today?
I bared my teeth to hide the secret smile in my heart, "Can you help me make up for science recently, it's too hard for me to study blindly." ”
"Where to make up for it?" A little unable to believe his ears, Lu Li actually agreed.
I quickly replied, "I cleaned the warehouse downstairs yesterday, which is especially suitable for studying." ”
Lu Li looked at me with eyes that seemed to see everything, "It seems that you have premeditated." ”
I smiled weakly, thinking that it would be a moment for Lu Li to see that I had premeditated the Gu family sisters and brothers, I don't know what would happen?
On the way home, I sent a text message to Gu Zijin and asked them to come to the warehouse on the first floor of my house.
Five minutes later, Gu Zijin, Gu Zipei, Wang Ning, Wang Lu, and Chen Fei stood in the warehouse together, making the already small room crowded.
I was stunned and pointed at the five people and asked Gu Zijin, who was hiding in the corner, "What's the situation?" ”
"Lu Li's request for tutoring for us happened to be heard by the three of them, and they had to come over to study together. Everyone is in the same class and making progress together, and I am embarrassed to refuse. You say yes, Vera. Gu Zijin pulled my sleeve and moved people with emotion.
Wang Ning's grades in arts and sciences are comparable, and he should have come to Gu Zipei; Chen Fei, a former member of the study committee, may be because of Gu Zijin; As for Wang Lu, her science grades are about the same as mine, but it may be because of Lu Li. All three of them are drunkards, and they don't mean to drink.
I waved my hand and said helplessly, "Okay, Lu Li went up to change his clothes, he should be coming down soon." ”
When Lu Li saw a group of us, he stopped with his right foot stepping into the warehouse, he first glanced at me, and then frowned, "Since you have made an appointment to play together, then I will go upstairs first." ”
After saying that, he turned around and was about to flee the door. I rushed to Lu Li's side and grabbed his sleeve, "We're not playing, we're here to learn together." ”
Lu Li's crotch lowered his face, "Didn't you say that you will only be given one person to tutor?" ”
"I, I ......"
I stammered and thought about it for a long time, but I couldn't find a suitable reason.
Fortunately, Gu Zijin stepped forward to help me out of the siege, "Lu Li, we asked Zhen Zhen to let you help," he said, his voice suddenly became smaller, "You also know that my brother's pestering kung fu is amazing, if you don't want to teach him, he can only pester Zhen Zhen." ”
Although Gu Zijin almost whispered it in Lu Li's ear, I still heard it. I looked at Gu Zijin with some puzzlement, what is the reason for this?
But unexpectedly, Lu Li turned around and walked into the warehouse, and when he passed by me, he gritted his teeth and whispered, "A month's note, you owe me." ”
The fateful examination of the examination came and whistled in front of the fateful examination......
The moment I left the exam room, I felt more relaxed than ever, and from tomorrow I could finally get rid of the annoying science subjects completely.
"You don't have to study science, your mouth is going to be grinning."
Lu Li appeared beside me at some point, with his hands in the pockets of his school uniform, looking very cool.
"Of course I'm glad, to hell with Newton's three laws, reaction equations, and DNA."
At this time, Gu Zijin and others also came out one after another.
Seeing Lu Li, the Gu family sisters and brothers bowed in unison, "Thank you for your guidance." ”
This situation attracted passers-by to watch, and Lu Li drove them away in disgust.
Wang Lu walked up to Lu Li with a red face, and his tone was as soft as a gust of wind, "Thank you, Lu Li." Me, can I treat you to a drink? ”
Wang Lu took out a bottle of iced tea from her schoolbag and handed it to Lu Li.
Lu Li didn't take it, "No need, I'm not thirsty." ”
Wang Lu's hand holding the iced black tea stiffened, and her face was so red that it was almost dripping blood.
I couldn't stand it, so I took the iced black tea in Wang Lu's hand and stuffed it into Lu Li's arms, "Then drink it when you're thirsty." ”
Wang Lu smiled at me, whispered "goodbye", and then turned away in a daze.
Lu Li stuffed the iced tea back into my hand and said dissatisfiedly: "I don't drink it." ”
"Lu Li, Wang Lu specially bought your favorite iced black tea to thank you, are you a little unkind like this......
While speaking, there was a sudden sound of "dong" in front of us, and we followed the voice, but saw Wang Lu sitting on the steps.
Lu Li and I ran over quickly, Wang Lu had tears in her eyes, and her face was painful.
"Lulu, where did you fall?"
Wang Lu pointed to his left foot, "It seems to be twisted." ”
Lu Li and I helped Wang Lu up.
"Are you going to the hospital?" Lu Li asked.
Wang Lu hesitated for a moment and shook his head, "No need, I'll go home and wipe the medicinal wine." ”
I saw that Wang Lu's feet and neck were only a little swollen, not very serious, "Then we'll send you home." ”
We stopped a taxi at the school gate, Wang Lu's family lived in a small alley in the old city, and the car couldn't drive in, so we had to get out of the car and help her go.
We stopped in front of an old one-story house with a yard full of mustard greens and a strange smell in the air.
Wang Lu's eyes flashed with a hint of embarrassment, and even his voice became a little timid, "That's it, I, my mother grew mustard greens by herself, and they were made into dried vegetables to sell, and they smelled bad, right?" ”
I remember when she was in military training, Wang Lu said that she was from the countryside and helped her parents do farm work since she was a child, and her family background was not very good, perhaps because of this, she became particularly sensitive and inferior.
I hurriedly waved my hand and said with a smile: "It doesn't smell bad, when I was a child, my grandmother's house also dried mustard greens, and after drying them, they were cooked with meat, not only fragrant, but also delicious, as long as I had a holiday, I pestered my mother to take me to my grandmother's house!" Lulu, you can eat fragrant mustard meat every day, how happy you are. ”
Wang Lu smiled a little awkwardly, lowered her head and said, "Thank you for sending me back." ”
Wang Lu let go of the hand that was holding us, and limped into the courtyard, her back was very thin.
"Lulu," I stepped forward to stop her, "how are you going to get to school tomorrow?" ”
It seemed that my question stumped Wang Lu, and she thought for a while, "I, I'll get up early tomorrow to take the bus." ”
"How do you squeeze the bus with your feet?" As soon as I closed my eyes, I could only betray Lu Li, "Why don't you let Lu Li come and pick you up tomorrow morning." ”
There was a sudden chill on my back, and I didn't need to look to know that Lu Li must be staring at me with his cold sword-like eyes at this time.
"No, it's not good. My home is so far away, it's too troublesome. Wang Lu lowered her head and poked at the corners of her clothes.
Seeing that Lu Li hadn't spoken, I turned around and winked at Lu Li, "Lu Li, last time Chen Fei was injured, didn't you go to pick him up too, you are so enthusiastic, you will definitely not sit idly by, right?" ”
"Tomorrow at seven o'clock, I will wait for you at your door."
Lu Li seemed to be angry, he gave me a look and turned to leave.
I hurriedly said goodbye to Wang Lu and trotted to catch up with Lu Li.
"Are you angry?" I asked cautiously.
Lu Li didn't reply, I explained, "I just think Wang Lu is quite pitiful and want to help her." ”
Lu Li stopped, his face was like being covered with thousand-year-old ice, and his tone was unprecedentedly cold, "You want to do good deeds, why do you want to push me out?" ”
Lu Li was really angry, and very, very angry. I was a little overwhelmed, and said with a sad face, "I don't have a bicycle, or you can lend me the bicycle, and I will pick up Wang Lu tomorrow." ”
Suddenly, my forehead was flicked, I raised my head and looked at Lu Li in astonishment, a playful smile flashed in his eyes, "Ye Zhenzhen, you are such an idiot." ”
I covered my forehead, realizing that Lu Li was teasing me just now, but instead of being angry, I breathed a sigh of relief.
On the way home, Lu Li suddenly asked me, "You haven't actually eaten mustard meat, have you?" ”
I was surprised: "How do you know?" I just didn't want to embarrass Wang Lu so much. ”
"Gu Zijin said that as soon as you lie, you like to talk at length."
"Gu Zijin, a guy who values sex and neglects friends, actually betrayed me."
"Ye Zhenzhen, you are an idiot!"
"Hey, you called me an idiot twice."
"Stupid."
“......”