66 Extra-Scholar's Affair (1)
[Extra] - The time of occurrence is within 100 years when the grapes first ascended to the heavenly realm to the phoenix as a scholar.
"What's that?"
"Huh?" I was studying Mo until I wanted to fall asleep and died, and I suddenly asked a question on the side, and immediately opened my eyes wide, and looked up at him in good spirits, but I saw that he frowned slightly and looked at the lower right. followed his gaze, but saw a small stack of small books with white skin on a blue background being pressed at the foot of the desk, and the thin and fragile appearance was quite poignant, of course, it was also a little familiar.
I remembered for a moment that when I was practicing transfiguration in the morning, I tried this bookcase with a small knife, and I wanted to turn it into a king, but I didn't want to sound the curse. Fortunately, the lame was not terrible, and I touched the weight of a few books and put them on the foot of the table, and immediately returned to my usual stability. I didn't want the phoenix's eyes to be so vicious, so I saw it at once......
Being a thief may not be weak-hearted, but a weak heart must be a thief, so I calmly responded: "Naturally, it is a book." Hold it steady. ”
The phoenix raised his eyebrows to look at me, and as soon as his fingers were raised, the stack of books on the ground broke free from the shackles, and fell into his hands as soon as he flew up.
Seeing that the sinking ebony book case was about to break my wrist bones and tongue, the vicious bird of the phoenix ignored it, pinched one of the books and swept the cover, and read: "Can't you close the garden in spring? His face sank, he looked up at me, stretched out his hand and turned a few more pages on the book, his face sank even more, and finally, throwing the book on the desk and standing up, "You actually use this kind of book under my desk?" ”
Well? What's wrong with this book? I looked up at the page he had abandoned on the desk, well, it was just an album. I don't know what kind of anger this guy has, isn't it...... Is it disgusting that the picture of the Spring Palace is not delicate enough? Then he obeyed him and said: "If Your Royal Highness doesn't like this book, there are many more in my room, and you can choose." ”
"Jinmi!" The phoenix picked his eyes at me, picked his eyes, he even reached out and patted the desk, which was tantamount to adding insult to injury, I had a pain in my wrist, and finally failed to support the belly of the table, and I heard a sound of ping-pong, and I was also tired and crooked, and I was stunned and threw myself into the arms of the phoenix.
I moved, trying to get up, but I didn't want the robe's belt to be caught by something on this guy's body, and I tried my best, but I heard a heart-rending sound of the cloth cracking, and the clothes were torn open at the waist.
"Uh......" Someone behind me spoke, I turned my head in embarrassment, but I saw and heard a white-bearded old fairy standing at the door of the temple, both of them looked at me and the phoenix in a daze, and then looked at the mess on the ground, and looked like they wanted to talk and rest, carrying a foot that was about to enter the threshold and set halfway.
"Don't move." The phoenix scolded in my ear, reaching out to hold my waist and pressing me into his arms.
The old fairy's beard shook and shook again, and finally, it turned red. Looking up at the sky, looking down at the scattered spring palaces on the ground, he said, "Spring is coming...... Here we are......" Whispered incoherently, tugged at it, turned his head and left.
In the spring breeze, there are only a few pages left of the picture of Longyang's secret play.
Phoenix and I looked at the small eyes for a moment, the so-called enemy does not move, I do not move. The wind swept a strand of hair from the side of his neck across the tip of my nose, and I had a bad feeling of premonition.
But when I saw the phoenix's gloomy face getting closer and closer to me, I was so frightened that I couldn't move...... Unexpectedly, in the end, he just reached out and pinched my hair bun, and said coldly: "How long are you going to lie on me?" ”
Shocked by the cold hair on my back, I immediately stood up with a mess of my hands. After standing up straight, he saw that the phoenix frowned, and his face turned a little white for a moment, "You ......!" ”
I? What's wrong with me? I looked at him inexplicably, but I saw him looking at my hand with a gloomy face, and grinded word by word: "You-out-out!" ”
Admittedly, I do not expect a bird like him to be as open-minded and kind as we are to be fruit-making, but I do not want him to repay such a field......
On the second day, he turned me into a pair of chopsticks, and I couldn't eat the food for a whole day, and I wanted to cry without tears.
On the third day, Chan'e of the Moon Palace came to visit with the jade rabbit, and he raised my fingertips to turn me into a watery cabbage. After confronting the jade rabbit for an hour, I realized why Lao Hu was afraid of rabbits, rabbits, and indeed the most terrifying and ferocious beasts in this world!
On the fourth day, the phoenix turned me into a drum again, and held it in its hand almost knocking me out before letting me go.
Day 5, Day 6, Day 7, Day 8...... It was so outrageous that I was not spared until the eighth day, and I decided not to pay any more attention to the bird.
One day later, passing by the Heavenly Street, I heard an immortal attendant whispering to another immortal attendant: "I heard that a few days ago, His Royal Highness and the little scholar were on the bookcase of the Provincial Palace...... Double ...... He broke one of the feet of the bookcase......"
The other immortal attendant was dumbfounded, and sighed: "Fierce as this, fierce as this!" ”
I looked up at the sky, and the sun was scorching.