"Li Fu." Wu Youyou asked, "I heard that you are an American, what is the purpose of coming to China?" ”

"......" Li Fu was stunned for a moment, and his eyes subconsciously turned left and right. Then he said, "I drink." ”

Wu Youyou was interested only in Li Fu and Yu Ming, and when the first move came out, Li Fu didn't accept it at all, and drank directly. Wu Youyou turned to Yu Ming: "Yu Ming, you ...... Let's ask a little more generally, what's your father's name? ”

Yu Ming opened his mouth and said, "Yu Zetian." ”

Your sister, Wu Youyou almost kicked Yu Ming, this bastard is talking nonsense with his eyes open. It's the same as the real thing. Others were dissatisfied: "How to ask this question, it's too boring." Everyone believed that Yu Ming was telling the truth.

Wu Youyou continued to sit in the village, this time it was another group of people following Yu Ming, and the result was all hit. Wu Youyou asked, "Li Fu, which company did you originally work for in the United States?" ”

......Faced with such a simple question, Li Fu was stunned again, picked up the wine glass and said with a smile: "If you are thirsty, find a chance to drink." ”

Wu Youyou: "Yu Ming, have you ever done anything you regret?" ”

"Yes." Yu Ming replied. Everyone is quite interested in seeing Yu Ming.

"What's the matter?"

"I peeked at my physics teacher's underwear in junior high school, and the teacher cried, and I never passed physics since." Yu Ming sadly picked up the cola and took a sip.

You can't play anymore, and if you play again, you'll be suspicious. Wu Youyou folded, Yu Ming knew that it was 9 hearts, thinking about Wu Youyou's hands and feet, so he said: "Hearts." ”

Then he got hit. Yu Ming was shocked in his heart, no, this mother has the means. Wu Youyou burst into tears, is there any mistake, and he is in the middle again.

Wu Youyou said: "Yu Ming, who is your first favorite girl?" "The decision is to stop digging privacy.

Yu Ming said casually: "Teacher Cang." ”

"Teacher-student love." Wu Youyou smiled: "What kind of teacher to teach?" ”

"En......" Yu Ming looked at Li Fu and Ni Qiu, and the two couldn't help laughing. Yu Ming turned his head and said, "Teach body and vocal music." ”

Henna pointed: "I lied, he didn't answer right away." ”

Ni Qiu said: "I can testify for Yu Ming, he is telling the truth, and I also know his teacher." He not only teaches physical and vocal music, but also teaches handicrafts, which is quite powerful. ”

Du Qingqing was surprised: "Ni Qiu, you and Yu Ming are classmates?" ”

Ni Qiu said: "From a certain point of view, we are indeed classmates. We have learned a lot of knowledge from Mr. Cang that cannot be learned in textbooks. For this reason, I also deliberately practiced with a female classmate. Facts have proved that Mr. Cang's hands-on ability is not something that ordinary people can do. ”

Ni Qiu's bold words immediately made Li Fu and Yu Ming spray.

When playing lively, there is a knock on the door. Li Fu was closest to the door and went to open the door. The knock on the door was a man wearing a sun hat and delivering beer. Li Fu took out his wallet: "Trouble you, help me bring it in." ”

"Yes." The beer delivery worker bowed his head and walked to the living room with two beers in his arms. Put the beer down and stick a bugging device under the coffee table in the living room. Then collect the money, and when looking for the money, Li Fu said that he didn't need it. Let's go. Walking to the door, Yu Ming shouted, "Trouble you, help me send a pot of crayfish." ”

The beer worker gritted his teeth: "Okay." "This voice is so low that I feel the urge to flatten him when I hear it.

Ni Qiu: "Help me bring XX brand cigarettes." ”

Li Fu said: "Chewing gum, xiexie." ”

"Anything else?" The beer worker asked.

"Wait." Yu Ming screamed, and then grabbed a handful of beer bottle caps and brought them to the worker. The little worker spread out his hand and counted the bottle caps in Ming: "Five cents, one piece, five cents, five cents, five cents, five cents, ......"

Xiao Gong reluctantly received the twelve winning lids into his pocket, and he couldn't understand that one SB didn't need to look for money, and one SB had to exchange for seven yuan. Things don't necessarily gather like like.

Xiaogong is the ace of spades, and he didn't come today to come for Yu Ming. It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. He's coming for someone. The strength shown by this group surprised the ace of spades. Flying cars, suburban fire, fighting moves. And, of course, Yu Mingkeng's car keys. He didn't know who it was, but the computer he stole from Yu Ming last time, and when he dried it and looked at it, he knew that it was a top hacker's computer. Less than ten minutes into his connection, two masked men burst into the room at gunpoint and took the computer. Fortunately, he knew the opportunity to flee first, otherwise he would definitely be a ghost. The ace of spades has a hunch, there are great business opportunities, and with the idea of revenge and revenge, he is now eyeing this family. Yu Ming is undoubtedly the boss of this gang. As far as the current size of the gang is concerned, it is very unwise to start directly with Yu Ming. He set his sights on Wu Youyou, the little minion. A person who sleeps in the living room and cooks and stir-fries is at best a bodyguard and nanny.

Have fun all night until 11 o'clock in the evening, go back to your own house, and find your own mother.

There was nothing to say all night, and at six o'clock the next day, Yu Ming knocked on the door: "Miss Du, Miss Du......"

Du Qingqing glanced at the phone, then took the henna leg that was on his body, opened the door and asked, "What?" ”

"We've got to go."

"So early? It doesn't start until nine o'clock. ”

Yu Ming took out a map of the city: "To go to the gymnasium, you must pass through the He Ling Tunnel." The Heling Tunnel is under construction, and half of it is closed. Even if it's not a weekend, this place is congested with long queues. Not to mention that there may be tens of thousands of people going to the gymnasium at the same time today. ”

Du Qingqing immediately woke up, closed the door and said, "Wait for me." Jump on the bed and slap Henna: "Get up, get up." Henna also signed up to join in the fun. It's very boring for Henna, who was banned from racing and fighting.

"I'm sorry." Henna hugged Du Qingqing and pressed him under her to hug her. It's more comfortable to hold a real person than a bear.

Du Qingqing's right thumb and index finger nails clamped the flesh of Henna's shoulder. Henna immediately surrendered: "No, get up immediately." "If there is no reaction, then the next step is to rotate the right hand one hundred and eighty degrees.

Brush your teeth and wash your face. Ten minutes to get it done. Yu Ming was impressed by this, these two women are completely different from ordinary women.

……

It was 6:45 a.m. when I drove to the Heling Tunnel, and sure enough, it was blocked. However, after all, it is early in the morning, and it is still early. After ten minutes of waiting, the vehicle passed through the tunnel. Yu Mingdao: "Some of the people who are directly selected and auditioned have to go to the gymnasium before nine o'clock. And the He Ling Tunnel is the only way to go to the gymnasium. Shen Wan's first exam question has been released. ”

Du Qingqing rejoiced: "Fortunately, you are clever. If you go out at eight o'clock, you won't be able to get there at noon. Did you call Li Fu and Ni Qiu? ”

"Yes, I did."

After twenty minutes of driving, we arrived at the gymnasium. This stadium is a new stadium built on the outskirts of the city. The three got out of the car and walked towards the steps, where there was a football field. Yu Ming looked left and right and said, "Miss Du, remember the children playing here." ”

“weishenme？”

"Seven-twenty-a.m., it's too early." Yu Ming looked at the bottom of the steps, and a few imps who were skating replied.

PS: The only way to avoid excessive online shopping for yourself and your spouse during holidays is to enter the Alipay password incorrectly three times on the same day.

PS2: Welcome Singles' Day, those who have tickets hurry up and smash them.

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