I felt a gust of wind passing through my body, as if my whole body had become empty, and a breeze passed through every pore unhindered, and at the same time, various scenes flashed rapidly in front of me. I tried to see what flashed in front of my eyes, but it was too fast, maybe it was just an illusion, and I couldn't see anything clearly.

This state lasted for about a few seconds, and I felt that my body was solid, but it was landing on a moving living thing, which felt a bit like riding a bull when I was a child. The creature that stepped down suddenly jumped forward, jumped and screamed, and I was thrown to the ground even though my legs were clamped and I could not keep my balance.

I was riding on a big fat pig just now!

To make matters worse, there were witnesses who saw my embarrassment - my grandmother was standing at the door with a bucket of pig food, stunned, rubbing her presbyopia, and asked in surprise, "When are you coming back?" ”

"I ...... I just got back! I jumped to my feet, smiling and rubbing my ass.

Grandma was angry: "You run around all day, fight with people everywhere and offend people, and you don't want your home!" Such a big person, not serious yet, still riding pigs to play, aren't you afraid of people's jokes? You, you ......"

She picked up the scoop to feed the pig and wanted to hit me, but I didn't dare to run, but in the end she didn't fight, but began to wipe her tears: "Your father died early, your mother is gone, I'm old, I can't control you, but you should also have a serious thing to do." I don't care if you want to run around, but you have to hug my great-grandson before I go into the coffin, I can't let your family die! ”

I was ashamed and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, I came back this time to get married, and now I haven't fought with anyone...... How do we have an extra pig of this size? ”

I just wanted to change the topic, but I was scolded by my grandmother for this question. It turns out that she has been planning a happy event for me and Lin Mei for a long time, and she must have killed pigs when she got married, and it costs a lot of money to buy a big fat pig, and the pigs she bought eat feed, how can she raise them well? So she has been preparing for a long time and has been raising her for a year (Lin Mei disappeared at that time, and I hid in Taihang Mountain).

The pigs used to be kept in the pigsty behind my house, and the last time I went home in a hurry, the total time at home was less than a day, and I didn't know that she had pigs. Recently, the pigsty collapsed because of disrepair, and she struggled to carry pig food when she was old, so she put it in front to feed. She is the only one in my house, and there is nothing left over for the pigs to eat, so she goes to other people's houses every day to bring leftovers to feed the pigs......

I was even more ashamed, I was so tired that I almost forgot about this family after my mother died, how many times did I think of my grandmother? And she was showing me home, hoping so much for me, and bothering with my business, that I felt like I was worse than a pig.

Xiaoxue was also very moved, and sighed: "The more people pursue, the more they lose at the same time, many people ignore the small things around them, and want to do big things, but they don't know that the little things they ignore are more precious and worth cherishing." Childe, don't get me wrong, I don't mean you, you are here to live, not to be busy for fame and wealth. ”

Isn't this nonsense?

In fact, it's not that I don't have feelings for my grandmother, but I feel that she has been living with my uncle for a long time, and my uncle can take care of her, so I feel more at ease. Besides, I am burdened with too many grievances and sins, and I can't live an ordinary life anymore, and staying away from her is for her safety. But it's not too late, because of this pig, I found the feeling of home again and experienced the warmth of family affection.

Maybe I don't have long to live, maybe I can't be an ordinary person anymore, but I will at least be a good grandson and a good husband for a few days, and put aside everything to become the most ordinary and vulgar person.

Lin Mei: They haven't arrived home yet, because I took a plane to Beijing, and I only stayed for half a day and went home in an instant, and they didn't come back so quickly by train. I made a call to Ling Fengpiao, and sure enough, they were still on the train, and they had to change trains several times after getting off the train, and it would take two more days to arrive at my house at the earliest. They were all right, and I was relieved that I hadn't told them that I had arrived home and was going to surprise them.

My grandmother was so happy that she didn't sleep all night after she decided that I was going to get married, nagging me about who to send invitations to, how many tables to cook and who to ask for help, who to ask for help, and to buy new clothes, bedding, furniture, decorate a new house, and so on. From the food and entertainment of hundreds of people, to the double happiness on the doors and windows, there are so many things that it is even more troublesome than marching and fighting. If it weren't for an elder in the family who was directing, where would I have been able to do it? I can't remember so many things, so I can only write them down one by one, and I wrote several pieces of paper.

In fact, my wedding is still quite simple, and I don't need to invite a matchmaker, a dowry, a kiss, etc. Lu Chengshan only gave me about a week, and if I had to do enough, it would be too late, so I could only try to be as simple as possible and ask more people to help.

I flipped through the folklore book, pinched my fingers and calculated, and set a happy event in four days, and the time was very urgent. My grandmother was also anxious, and she didn't ask me to be in such a hurry, so she ran around early the next morning, telling relatives and friends that I was going to get married, and asking relatives and friends to help.

My grandmother was very nervous when she found out that I had a lot of gray hair, and I lied to her that I had dyed it on purpose, and now it is fashionable like this, although she scolded her, so I finally tricked her.

I'm really busy for the rest of the time, so I'm going to cut and dye my hair first, so as not to ask people when we meet. Then I went to find a small truck to go to the township to purchase, there are too many things to buy, fortunately, I took a sum of money from the mistress of a corrupt official last time and has not used it up, and it is easy to do things with money.

My uncle and aunt brought a few people to decorate the new house, and when it was too late to decorate the fine decoration, they made it look good; Wu Zhangya and several others are responsible for writing couplets and pasting couplets, and are responsible for receiving gifts and keeping accounts; A few of my friends who used to play together were responsible for carrying water and firewood, and borrowing dishes, chopsticks, tables and chairs...... Now people in the city go to the hotel to get married, and most of the people in the countryside let the professional banquet contractor to do it, but my grandmother insists on doing it herself, and relatives and friends get together to be busy to have the atmosphere of happy events.

I was also a little uneasy in my busyness, because my grandmother said that not long ago, a few groups of people came to my house to probe my brain, I have a lot of enemies, and there are many people I don't know who want to rob my things, will anyone come to make trouble on the day of marriage? What is even more afraid is that there are masters on the "road" to seek revenge or seize treasures, I can't do it if I don't make a move, and it's not appropriate to make a move, it's really a headache.

I would be relieved if Xueliyu was here, but unfortunately she didn't leave me a contact number, I'm afraid I'm still in Japan at this time, I can only ask for the blessing of the ancestors and the ancestors, so that no one will cause trouble.

At noon the next day, Lu Chengshan called me, first, to discuss with me what to bring and personnel arrangements when he went to the desert, and secondly, to ask about the specific date of marriage. Although he knew that it was unlikely that the archaeological team would have survivors, he still hoped that I would leave earlier, but he could not tell me to leave the day after the wedding, and after all consideration, he decided to leave three days after the wedding. I told Lu Chengshan that he didn't have to send someone to pick me up, so I met him directly in Beijing, so I bought another day.

This time I'm going to go to the desert alone, and in case I get stuck in the desert in a desperate situation, I'll go home, and the others can't use the earth to jump remotely, so I can't go.

On the morning of the third day, Lin Mei and the others arrived home safely, and they were stunned to see that I was at home, and the house was already dressed in red and hung with colors, and people were busy coming and going.

"Senior brother, how long have you been back, why don't you tell us?" Ling Feng screamed.

"It's impossible, it's going to take three or five days to get ready like this, and you didn't go to Beijing?" Ouyang Zhenfei was more careful and saw the crux of the problem.

I said seriously: "Lu Chengshan drove me back with a fighter jet and parachuted in. ”

"Wow, what a face!"

Everyone exclaimed, and even Compass and Huang Yilan believed it. Lin Mei was a little flustered when she saw that her family was preparing like this, she didn't speak, and she blushed when she looked at me, with happiness in her shyness.

Soon my second master also came from Fuzhou and brought a girl in her teens, saying that she was his daughter. We were all dumbfounded, we had never heard of him getting married, how could such a big daughter pop up directly?

When my grandmother took the girl aside, I asked my question: "Second Master, how did you give birth to this daughter?" ”

Lao Lin glared at me: "This still has to be asked, of course it came out of her mother's belly!" ”

"But why haven't I heard you say it before?"

"I just found out, too!" Lao Lin was triumphant, "I have a husband who died recently, so I was told that this is my daughter, haha, I also have a daughter, or someone else raised me!" ”

It dawned on me that he had a leg with many women when he was younger, and that the scar on his face was left in bed because he had been caught raped. Dig deep pits, broadcast seeds, and it's not surprising that one or two places have blossomed and borne fruit, but I'm afraid that there is more than this daughter, which is really surprising!

Lao Lin saw that I looked strange, and said angrily: "Don't believe that I was born? You take a serious look at her eyes and eyebrows like I don't look like! ”

"Like, like, I saw it at first sight. I was just thinking, maybe you have more than one daughter. ”

Lao Lin nodded again and again: "It makes sense, it seems that I have to look for it, but it's been a long time, and I can't remember it." ”

We all had black lines on our faces......

Next, of course, I was in full swing to prepare for my wedding, my grandmother was old and experienced, and she was a good commander-in-chief; In the past, when my mother was alive, she helped other people's families, but now they are also enthusiastic to help, and everything is going smoothly.

I arranged a secret mission for Ling Fengpiao and Ouyang Zhenfei, at the critical moment of the ceremony, they had to pay close attention to the movements on the periphery, and if some unknown people came to make trouble, they had to stop it in time. If the enemy is too strong, let me know in time so that I don't have time to prepare so as not to mess up the scene.

Even if it is a person in the evil way, he will not show his spell in public unless he is forced to do so, and he will not easily attack ordinary people, and there is Lu Chengshan and the blood jade covering me, so there should be no big mess, I hope I am just prepared.