Chapter 86: The Outer Eight Gates?
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"Big, I saw ...... again"
As soon as I entered the ward, I hurriedly pulled my big to the side and whispered what I had just seen, "It's very clear, how can you still see it after wiping the red cloth?" ”
"Maybe there's too much dirt in the hospital......"
After hearing what I said, the big furrowed their brows, and took out a red rope from the bag they brought and tied it to my wrist, "Come on, I've soaked this in the blood of a rooster at home, hard, it's definitely okay this time, in fact, it's nothing to see, it's not like you haven't seen it...... Remember not to go to the front, don't let them know that you see it. ”
"Hmm."
I whispered, whether I was afraid or not was secondary, and I always saw that it was really unlucky!
"Auntie, what are you talking about mysteriously with Xiao Hao'er?"
The sister-in-law who was sitting next to my grandmother's bedside raised her eyebrows at me and my big grandmother, "If there is anything you can't talk about generously, you have to whisper." ”
Hey, are you sick?!
I'm too lazy to pay attention to her!
Thinking of the words of the third uncle, he is really an endocrine disorder, he is so good at writing a day, talking to you about ghosts!
"Auntie, did Xiao Hao'er tell you about the phone call I just had......
Mom then spoke, "Just now, my sister just called me and asked about my mother-in-law's condition...... Eh, she didn't understand when I told me not to send my mother-in-law home......"
Oh my God!
I have a headache, let's tie a red rope, how can this drama be so sufficient!
Grab the camera!
"There's something I don't understand."
Dad didn't know why, and helped grandma tuck the quilt and still reply, "You didn't say it's all for my mother's good!" ”
Look!
There are honest people on the set!
"Yes, I just said, I'm afraid that our mother will be offended when I go home!"
Mother sighed, "Besides, when I go back, our mother's house is also going to be for Xiao Hao'er, I'm afraid that this child will be afraid of something in the future, which means that I still don't go home, in the hospital, it's nothing ...... to spend more money."
"Hey~!"
Dad frowned and interrupted Mom's words, "Don't talk about this, my mom heard it badly, you have a good heart, I understand, it's all for our family!" ”
"Hmm."
Mom nodded at this time, smiling bitterly, "Seeing our mother suffer this crime, my heart really hurts." ”
My son hurts......
I helped my forehead, I tied the red rope and sat on the hospital bed farthest away from my grandmother, I was tired, not disgusted with my grandmother, but wanted to distance myself from my parents.
"Hey~"
As soon as it stopped for five minutes, we could all pinch the stopwatch, and the sister-in-law who passed by me tightened her nose, "Eldest nephew, you are still smoking!" ”
"Huh?"
My sister-in-law's question was completely blindfolded to me, and I didn't react at all, "Who smokes?" ”
"Pretend, pretend with me!"
The sister-in-law laughed, crossed her arms in front of her chest again, and scratched her whole body without finding fault, "My nose is extremely sensitive to the smell of smoke, you have it, you went out just now, did you smoke secretly......"
As she spoke, her chin was still directed towards her father, "Hey, brother, I didn't see it, our eldest niece is still a rebellious girl, and she still has cigarette scars and tattoos on her body!" ”
"I don't smoke!"
I replied directly, but my sister-in-law stepped forward and grabbed my wrist, and was about to stroke my sleeve, "Come, let me see if you have any cigarette scars on your wrists, I have seen a lot of young people like you, and on the surface they pretend to be like a person, and behind the scenes, they like to play with the unconventional ......"
"Hey!!"
Dad was in a hurry, and took a few steps forward to pull over his sister-in-law, "Xiaoying! What are you doing? It's over, isn't it, why are you always looking for a good little stubble this day?! ”
Look!
The blind will look out!
Serve dripping!
"How can I find fault! I'm telling the truth, when I love to touch her, I can't touch her hand......"
The sister-in-law muttered, looking confident, "Brother, you sniff, smell if there is any smoke on her!" ”
"It's the toilet where someone smokes."
I clenched my right hand into a fist again, pressing my fingers, "I don't smoke, this thing, big ......"
"No explanation."
The big milk interrupted me lightly, and walked in front of my sister-in-law in a few steps, "Zhu Xiaoying, you are also forty years old, your mother is still lying on the hospital bed, if you can control your mouth, I think Cuiyun can live for two more days, otherwise, I will be angry with you." ”
"Heh~ I'm mad at you?"
The sister-in-law pointed to herself, "If it weren't for that girl, would my mother get diabetes when she was on fire, the root of this disease was provoked by that girl, besides, you scare me, don't think that you are afraid of you if you are engaged in those gods and ghosts!" ”
"Xiaoying!"
As soon as Dad's voice came out, I stood up suddenly, "What do you mean by being a ghost, my big are Mr.!" ”
"Yo-he!"
Seeing this, my sister-in-law rolled up her sleeves, looking how lonely she was tonight, just like me, "Little wolf cub!" Yes, sir, my aunt will teach you a lesson, people are divided into three teachings and nine streams, hundreds of trades, the upper nine streams are first-class Buddhas, second-rate immortals, third-rate emperors and fourth-rate officials, fifth-rate outsiders and sixth-rate merchants, seventh-rate pawnshops and eighth-rate craftsmen, and ninth-rate croppers, these are all serious trades! ”
"Xiaoying!"
"Brother, listen to me!"
The sister-in-law stretched out her hand, and her emotions were high, "Count to the middle nine streams, that is, the craftsmen, and the lower nine streams are the plays, prostitutes, in these trades, they are divided into eight gates, and the outer eight doors are the golden points, ringing horses, thieves stealing, inverted buckets, walking mountains, treading water, collectively known as the five elements and three families, the eldest nephew, let me explain to you, the golden point is fortune telling, the sound of horses, is robbery, the inverted bucket is tomb robbery, leading the fire is a robber who kills people and sets fire, it is a mountain thief who walks the mountain, and treading water is a pirate. Those who make a fortune from the dead lack great virtue!! ”
At the end, the sister-in-law snorted twice, "Mr. Return?" I don't know how nice this name is, but you deserve it! Look at the third brother, is he embarrassed to be called Mr. The outer eight doors are not allowed on the table! ”
"Xiaoying, you ......"
After hearing what she said, Dad looked at the big embarrassedly, "Auntie, don't be like Xiaoying, she just studied for a few more years and didn't know how to show off, you ......"
"Outer Eight Gates?"
The big milk looked at Zhu Xiaoying expressionlessly, "Okay, since you said that I can't be on the stage outside the eight doors, then let me ask you, weddings and funerals, are you looking for a husband?" Zhu Xiaoying, I see that your children's palace is dim, the hall of tears is deep, and you have no children, but I can tell you now, I can see your affairs, and I can cure your heart disease! Just ask, would you beg me, the outer eight? ”
"I ......"
My sister-in-law was stunned at the time, "I want a child, you really ......"
"Don't forget, I'm not in this business!"
The big milk has a cold face, "Zhu Xiaoying, your small lips are thin and your heart is not big, and the drooping corners of your mouth are mostly paranoid, and the shape is like blowing fire, which can be concluded from this, you have grown up from childhood to adulthood, and the most disasters come out of your mouth, you are impulsive, interpersonal relationships are not beautiful, and you are not short and long, and you are playing with right and wrong, my black woman will send you a golden and jade good word today, no matter who you are with, even if it is the person next to the pillow, you should close your mouth, close your teeth, talk less, and you, it is a blessing, no, your end is a lonely and miserable, convulsive and mournful!" ”