Chapter 24 Chun Yu XIII
Seeing Ah Xing and the other four envoys chasing after the master blankly, the ancient pine is higher, the branches and leaves of the continuous branches and leaves in the years and the dark 'colored' robe cover the figure well, Shi Caifeng climbed down a few feet along the trunk, Fang and Ning Shaobi jumped down, patted the shoulder of Ning Shaobi, who was still full of disbelief, and sneered: "People have gone away, what else are you doing?" What did the little Qi Niang of the Zhuo family say to you, telling you to stay like this? β
Ning Shaobi is now in an indescribable ecstasy, only feeling that the sky is blue, the grass is green, and the world is incomparably beautiful at this moment-in this huge joy, he told Shi Caifeng unguardedly: "Zhaojie asked me to try to go to Zhuo's house to propose marriage after I go back!" β
"Tut, I think if you don't have my help, you will be in the hands of this little lady for the rest of your life, it's really pitiful!" When Shi Caifeng heard this, he didn't blink his eyes, and shouted to another tree beside him, "Chunyu, have you ever seen this kid stay like this?" β
After a while, Chun Yu Thirteen also got off the tree and teased, "I didn't even think about it...... But this is not surprising, in the past, when you were punished by Xinlie to write the "Book of Rites" three hundred times, and before you wrote it, you could only sleep in the firewood room, drink water, and eat Huoci, your look of disbelief and thunderbolt on a sunny day was similar to Ning Jiu's now. β
Shi Caifeng squinted and said, "Heart Lie...... It's easy to call me eldest sister in front of me, when do you dare to call it in front of my eldest sister? β
Chun Yu Thirteen's face suddenly changed, and he changed the topic and said, "Ning Jiu is like this now...... Didn't His Royal Highness discuss it with you a long time ago, and told him yesterday that he could go directly to propose marriage - has the little Qi Niang of the Zhuo family already agreed? β
Shi Caifeng sneered and said: "He just saw the little Qi Niang of the Zhuo family, he was so fascinated that he could forget his surname, is it easy for the people next to him to coax him?" Originally, yesterday the little Qi Niang of the Zhuo family was drunk in front of her cousin, and my cousin took the opportunity to confess to me, so she called him to say that the matter had been resolved, but he didn't ask me, so he said that his cousin lied to him! β
Chun Yu Thirteen was surprised: "Why is this? β
"He said that the little Qi Niang of the Zhuo family is not familiar with my cousin and me at all, even if I am willing to marry him, it is impossible for the little lady to speak in front of us with her 'temperament'." Shi Caifeng spread his hands and said, "So the first time my cousin saw Xiao Qi Niang of the Zhuo family, she told Ning Jiu that she had found out Xiao Qi Niang's intentions, and there was no longer a refusal to marry him, so he just had to pester the eldest princess of Ji Yang to ask the saint for a marriage decree - Ning Jiu immediately judged that her cousin was lying, so why did she have to confess to me?" β
Chun Yu Thirteen said: "I said what he has been doing with this little lady this morning, obviously you gave a letter yesterday, he should have gotten up early and personally went back to Chang'an to be coquettish with the eldest princess - it turned out to be the case, but now that this little lady has opened his mouth in person, why is he still staying here?" As he spoke, he stepped forward and patted Ning Shaobi, who seemed to be in a dream, and said, "Ning Jiu, what are you stupid about now?" It's rare to teach you the method of the fifth time, and the little lady was so moved that she agreed to marry in person...... Why don't you hurry back to Chang'an and beg your grandmother, ask for the holy decree of marriage as soon as possible, and settle the matter seriously! β
Ning Shaobi woke up like a dream, jumped up, slapped the folding fan in the palm of his hand, and said loudly: "It's very true-where is the horse?" Tell Zhaojie for me, and I will come back as soon as my grandmother agrees! β
said that he was so anxious that he couldn't even run, so he directly used light skills, and disappeared with a smoke!
Chun Yu slapped the air, thought about it, and waited to leave when he saw Shi Caifeng, hurriedly caught up and grabbed him and said, "What are you going to do?" β
Shi Caifeng said: "What to do?" Naturally, I went to Haosheng to sleep first, and then went to find a few young and beautiful little ladies to talk to...... If you can't find a suitable little lady, find a few pretty maids...... Given by Bai Ning Jiu, I haven't accepted new people for a few days, do you have something? β
"Ahem!" Chun Yu Thirteen straightened his face and said sincerely, "This time Ning Jiu's matter is really thanks to you, sure enough, there is a specialization in the art industry, Ning Jiu is cunning enough, but when it comes to dealing with the little lady, in the end, you are still good at it, before Zhuo Ba reprimanded this Zhuo Xiaoqi Niang to a mess, Ning Jiu only thought of asking you to say that Zhuo Ba was not to prove that he was not necessarily wrong, but it was you who 'pumped' the salary at the bottom of the kettle, and did not say a word about Zhuo Ba's slander, and only used a trick to coax the little lady to soften, and even allowed Ning Jiu to propose... β¦ I have to say that you do have a hand ...... on the fifth day."
Chun Yu praised one or two sentences at the beginning of the thirteenth, Shi Caifeng also smiled proudly, listening to him talk so endlessly, Shi Caifeng's face gradually changed, and before he finished speaking, he said: "Slow down!" The three of us grew up together, and it couldn't be clearer that we had a little bit of thought about each other - every time you praise people like this, there is always no good thing, you talk about it first! β
Chun Yusan coughed a few times, sneakily looked at no one nearby, and then came to Shi Caifeng, and whispered: "My thoughts, don't you already know?" β
When Shi Caifeng heard this, he almost didn't come up in one breath, and said in an almost trembling voice: "Big, big sister?!" β
ββ¦β¦ Why, can't I be your eldest brother-in-law?! Seeing Shi Caifeng's reaction, Chun Yusan shouted angrily, "Ning Jiu is willing to change it for the little Qi Niang of the Zhuo family, can't I change it?" I just don't know what Xinlie likes to look like...... You're her brother, you should know, right? β
Shi Caifeng stroked his chest for a long time, and said bitterly: "Chunyu, we have grown up together since childhood, not brothers, better than brothers, and now for the sake of being brothers, you listen to me - I think that if I don't have my grandfather to take care of it, this little lady in Chang'an can't be taken by me, if I don't care about the feelings, I may not be able to break up her and Ning Jiu...... But if I meet a 'girl' like my eldest sister, I must go as far as I can! β
Chun Yu Thirteen changed his face and said, "What? Are you willing to help Ning Jiu, but you won't help me?! As he spoke, Chun Yusan subconsciously pinched his knuckles, and the series of crisp joints made Shi Caifeng's eyes jump and jump, and he wailed: "You two! Do you want to 'force' me to death? β
Chun Yu Thirteen said angrily: "You are partial to Ning Jiu!" Am I a bully! As he spoke, he punched on an ancient pine tree next to him, and suddenly, above the heads of the two people, a piece of pine needles shook down like rain!
"If you choose someone else - I'll stay up all night to help you come up with ideas!" Shi Caifeng slapped the pine needles all over his head, gritted his teeth and said, "But why do you take a fancy to my eldest sister?" It's not that I'm reluctant to let my eldest sister be beaten by you, the problem is, as long as I think of her, I don't have anything right in my whole body, don't you know, from childhood to adulthood, the number of times I've been cleaned up by her is simply innumerable......"
He said indignantly, "You still mention her vigorously!" If you mention her again, I won't be able to stay at this 'spring' banquet! β
Chun Yu Thirteen was unmoved, and said: "From childhood to adulthood, isn't there still a Ning Jiu who has teased you countless times?" Didn't you help him the same? β
ββ¦β¦ That's helping Ning Jiu calculate others! Shi Caifeng said with a dying breath, "If that little Qi Niang of the Zhuo family comes to beg me to help her calculate Ning Jiu, don't even think about it!" β
Chun Yu Thirteen said angrily: "Anyway, I don't care, you have to give me an idea!" β
Shi Caifeng said: "Do you dare to die again?" Man Chang'an knows my eldest sister, she never thought about getting married at all! I might as well tell you that in 'private', my grandmother was about to beg her, and she didn't let goβwhat do you think you can expect? The little Qi Niang of the Zhuo family and my eldest sister are not the same kind of ladies at all, okay! β
"......" Chun Yuthirteen was silent for a moment, and asked unrelentingly, "Why?" β
Shi Caifeng said angrily: "How do I know?!" After saying this, he snorted coldly, "Maybe it's because she wants to be a man more!" β
Jiang Chun was stunned at the moment of Thirteen, Shi Caifeng stroked his forehead, and moaned: "It's not what you think...... Do you dare not to be dirty? β
"You didn't bring my filth with me?" Chun Yu Thirteen came back to his senses and said angrily, "If you hadn't taken me in and out of those Fengyue places, how could I have done this? She ...... heart"
Shi Caifeng said: "You don't know the origin of her word - my eldest sister is the most admired in her life, the ancient 'woman' is good, Mulan's generation, in short, she is not interested in the fat powder jewelry that the little ladies like, her biggest wish is to be able to gallop on the battlefield and get drunk Huanglong...... Finally, the horse leather shrouded in corpse and returned! β
He sighed deeply, "Ever since she told her grandfather this wish...... You haven't seen the eyes of the Shi family looking at me! When I told her about my embarrassment and asked her not to promote her interests in the future, she actually wanted to teach me to be a battlefield warrior with a horse leather shroud as her ambition, how terrible is it for you to say such an eldest sister?! You still want to be my eldest brother-in-law, wake up! For the sake of growing up together, I really can't bear to watch you embark on this road of no return! β
These words, Shi Caifeng said from the bottom of his heart, it was like tears!
Sure enough, after Chun Yusan heard this, he first pondered, then regretted, and finally, he 'revealed' a painful 'color', nodded his head, and said slowly: "Indeed, it's really not easy...... It's not easy! β
Shi Caifeng sighed and said, "Yes, you also know that it is not easy for me?" Horse Leather Shroud - God knows what the hell the eldest sister thinks! Let's not talk about her as a 'female', one does not adjust the fat and 'makes' the powder, the second does not 'groan' and 'flowers' to admire the moon, and the third does not look for a husband, pondering those martial arts and tactics every day, and smelling the 'chicken' dancing every day...... Even if she wants to learn from 'women' and Mulan, she doesn't want to think about whether those two are willing to fight? That's no way! It's rare that we were born in such a prosperous world, the four realms are peaceful and peaceful, what's the use of her learning those things? It's a shame that I've been smart since I was a child and didn't pay attention to her, otherwise would I be able to live this life? β
Chun Yu Thirteen said angrily: "I mean it's not easy for Xinlie!" β
"......" Shi Caifeng was silent for a moment, "What did you say?!" β
"Xinlie, it's really not easy!" Chun Yu Thirteen was heartbroken, almost beating his chest, but he almost didn't cry, "She is a lady's family, it is not easy to learn martial arts and practice guns, but she has been in the boudoir after the year, and the pressure at home and outside can be imagined!" What's more, she has been practicing martial arts and studying the art of war since she was a child, all in order to serve Da Liang! Settle the four realms - in this case, she has not forgotten to teach you this elm - oh no, you are simply rotten wood! The eldest sister is so tireless and well-intentioned, it's a shame that you not only don't care at all, but you also try your best to skip school and 'mess around'!
"According to Xinlie's intelligence and her devotion to you, after many years, Xinlie is teaching a pig, and she should have some appearance, look at you, you can't do anything, even if you are a gentleman, your body is dedicated to deceiving the little lady's temperament is not murderous enough!
"The most shameless thing is that you actually think that what Xinlie taught you is useless?! Let's not talk about being prepared for danger in times of peace, now the Yue clan is certainly obedient and the Western Regions are peaceful, but what about Dongyi Mountain? Back then, the king of Qi was ambushed, but the remnants fled into Dongyi Mountain, occupied the mountain according to the village, and fell into the grass as the king! At that time, because the saints had only ascended the throne, there were many things in the court, so I did not embarrass them...... Although they have also kept to themselves over the years, they are the remnants of the rebellion after all! How do you know if the saint will one day order someone to send troops to Dongyi Mountain to exterminate the remnants of the party?! Won't what Xinlie taught you use at that time? β
Chun Yu Thirteen said angrily, "You still dare to think that it is not easy?!" I think Xinlie is the one who is really not easy, poor Xinlie, it's really pitiful, pitiful to be your sister - you indisputable thing! β
In the face of Chun Yu Thirteen, who was completely immersed in sympathy for his godbrother to no avail, Shi Caifeng, who knew that his martial arts were low, was not Chun Yu Thirteen's opponent, and endured it again...... At the end, he looked up at the sky and muttered, "One by one...... Are you crazy......"