Chapter 100: The Most Chaotic Descending Method in History
Wang Bi'an went all the way down the mountain and stopped when he was still more than 10 meters away from the "gate" built by Wang Lu and Xie Ling's wonderful hands.
From the grass on the side of the road, he pulled out a small square stool.
It is the most common plastic stool in supermarkets.
The strange thing is that a small hole was cut in the middle of this stool, and in the hole, a nylon rope was held, and a thick knot was tied at the other end, which happened to be blocked at the entrance of the hole.
Wang Bi'an took this strange stool and walked to the opposite side of the mountain road.
He carefully carried the end of the nylon rope and lowered the stool down the mountain path to the road below.
The rope was placed securely, and the four plastic legs rested firmly on the pavement, the bench face up.
Wang Bi'an let go of his hand and threw the rope down.
After doing these equally strange movements, Wang Bi'an sat on the side of the mountain road, first put the crossbow on his back, then put his legs down, then turned around, climbed the edge of the stone slope of the mountain road with both hands, and his body slipped out and "hung" on the mountain road.
The mountain road here is a little higher than the road below, more than two meters, even if Wang Bian is "hanging" like this, there is still a distance from the road, fortunately, the stool that was put down in advance is at the feet of Wang Bian.
Wang Bi'an turned his head sideways and looked, his hand loosened, snapped, and jumped onto the stool.
Wang Bian jumped off the stool easily, picked up the stool, raised his hand, and threw the plastic stool that did not weigh much back on the mountain road, but the "tail" with the nylon rope was still hanging on the slope wall of the mountain road.
All these strange and funny actions are all due to Chen Wei's request.
Yesterday, Wang Lu proudly invited Chen Wei and Wang Bi'an to inspect the newly built gate under the mountain for himself and Xie Ling.
Chen Wei stood in front of the half-dry cement "door", looked up at the "shaking" cottage pyramid, opened her mouth, and didn't know what to say for a while.
She stretched out her hand, as if trying to hold the stainless steel pipe, and tried to shake it, but in the end she didn't dare to do it.
Xie Ling knew what Chen Wei was worried about, approached Chen Wei, and whispered: "When the cement is dry, it should be ...... It's going to be fine, right? β
Nothing?! Hell yes! Chen Wei wanted to say a few words, but when she turned her head, she saw Wang Lu smiling happily with a big mouth, and glanced at it again, the blood marks on his calves and jeans involuntarily swallowed the words that had reached his mouth.
Wang Bian was very interested in this ingenious door, and reached out in front of the pyramid and touched it, so that Chen Wei was about to call him back, Wang Bian turned around and ran to the door again, grabbed half of the door and shook it - Chen Wei almost fainted.
Fortunately, except for the clanging of the stainless steel door, the pyramid did not collapse as Chen Wei imagined, burying all four of them under a pile of rubble.
Chen Wei was just about to call Wang Bi'an back, but Wang Bi'an had already run over: "Mom, this door can't be opened!" β
"Nonsense." Chen Wei pulled Wang Bi'an over: "There is no door in the world that can't be opened." β
Ahem, Wang Lu coughed behind him.
Xie Ling couldn't help but laugh and whispered, "Sister Chen Wei, this door really can't be opened." β
When Wang Lu was ashamed of his old face, he demonstrated how to bypass the door and climb directly up the mountain road from the highway.
Chen Wei couldn't even speak.
After a while, she pointed to the cottage pyramid and said, "Husband, it's too dangerous for you to climb up and down this thing like this, in case this thing collapses-"
Wang Lu hurriedly said: "No, no, I used a lot of cement." β
Chen Wei said stubbornly: "Even if it is just a stone falling from above, it will easily hit you." β
She thought about it for a while and persuaded: "Think about it, not only you and Xie Ling, but also me and Wang Bi'an, often have to go down the mountain, and climb up and down next to this thing, it's really ......."
Wang Lu was silent, he couldn't help but be a little irritable, and said angrily: "Then I'll tear down this door!" β
In the face of Wang Lu's temper, Chen Wei was not shocked - men, they are all like this, especially after they have worked hard to do something, they can't stand the criticism of others - and smiled slightly: "There is no need to dismantle it." After that, everyone went up and down the mountain, and it was far away from the pyramid. β
This raises a new problem.
How far away is that?
Chen Wei calculated - in fact, in Wang Lu's eyes, it was pure blindness - once the pyramid collapsed, the distance of damage to the surrounding area of the fallen gravel might be 1 to 4, so the distance between everyone and the pyramid should be 4 times the height of the pyramid itself. ,
Far away from the gate and the pyramid, with it, is to jump from the mountain road to the height of the road below, and it is also higher - anyway, through Chen Wei's calculation, everyone found that jumping from the mountain road to the height of the road below has changed from more than 1 meter to more than 2 meters.
Wang Lu was angry, and said: "Not bad, yes, at this height, Xie Ling and I jumped down and were so-so, just climbing up, it was a bit choking." β
Chen Wei also realized this problem - it was indeed a little higher, and neither she nor Wang Bian could go up and down the mountain.
Chen Wei quickly came up with another trick, just take a stool to cushion her feet.
Prepare a stool on the road under the mountain road in advance, and when you want to go down the mountain, you will have a stepping foot when you jump down, and in the same way, when you come back to go up the mountain, you can easily climb up with a stool. You see, how simple.
Chen Wei even supported Wang Bi'an to retrieve a small plastic stool from the Longwang Temple on the mountain, and sure enough, with a stool to cushion his feet, even Wang Bi'an could climb up and down.
Wang Lu stared at the plastic stool, his forehead flushed with annoyance - this is a monkey show!
was so angry that he couldn't help it, Wang Lu deliberately asked Chen Wei: "Good way, really good way, but, wife, what if there are zombies who also use the stool to climb up the mountain road?" β
This question is actually Wang Lu deliberately angry with Chen Wei, how could a zombie step on a stool to climb the mountain road such a difficult action.
Unexpectedly, Chen Wei listened, held her chin and stared at the road under the mountain road and the stool next to her for a long time, and suddenly clapped her hands: "There is a way!" β
Chen Wei sent Wang Bi'an to run again, and this time, what Wang Bi'an brought down the mountain was a nylon rope.
Chen Wei tied a rope to the stool and shook it at Wang Lu and Xie Ling: "Look, after using the stool to cushion your feet, then throw the stool back to the mountain road, and only leave a rope on the mountain wall as a 'tail', and when you go home and want to go up the mountain, pull the rope below, won't this stool fall to the bottom of the mountain to pad your feet?"
Oh my God, after listening to Chen Wei's most chaotic, funny, ridiculous and crazy way to go up and down the mountain in history, Wang Lu was about to foam at the mouth.
When Wang Lu said with a white face, the height of more than 2 meters was really nothing to himself, and he would definitely be able to climb up - just a little time.
Chen Wei waved her hand decisively: "That's not good, if you and Xie Ling are chasing a zombie behind them, this little time may kill you." Listen to me, just use a stool to cushion your feet, yes! β
So, of course, that's it, there was a strange scene of Wang Bi'an going down the mountain.
This method of going up and down the mountain, under the personal supervision of Chen Wei, Wang Lu and Xie Ling had a stinky face, and they practiced back and forth several times, so Wang Bi'an learned all the examples.
Wang Bian didn't think that there was anything "ridiculous" about this way of going up and down the mountain (Wang Lu privately carried Chen Weiyu), he just thought it was funny.
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