57, this time Xiao Wu, you come
In the past and present life, Xiao Wu has never been comfortable, from the strict career plan set before, suddenly switched to a completely casual freelance state, and at first it was somewhat uncomfortable.
She thinks that she should follow her seniors to learn business skills seriously, which is the work attitude that newcomers should have. But here, whether it is the boss Mao Linsen or the fat employee who makes money and puts it away by herself, no one asks her to learn or not, what to learn.
Even the daily schedule and whether she cooks or not doesn't care about her, originally they don't make breakfast, Xiao Wu gets up early to make breakfast, they get up to eat, if Xiao Wu gets up late and doesn't do it, they keep sleeping.
The fat man's business seems to be very good, but it doesn't seem to be very good, the working hours are very chaotic during the day and night, and he said that he would take Xiao Wu to talk about business because the time was not suitable.
Although she said that she cooked three meals a day for Mao Linsen, and the nutrition was reasonable, it was really implemented. Mao Linsen has never said half a sentence about her, she consciously takes the initiative to go into the kitchen to do it if she wants to do it, and occasionally the fat man will come over to help when he is free, and even Master Mao, who doesn't want to go into the kitchen, sometimes doesn't do anything, and will come in to say a few words with her. If you don't want to do it, you can order takeout, whether he is nutritious or not, he eats very happily.
In short, in the past and present lives, the days are like a spring breeze and waiting for death.
It's like climbing the mountain with all my might, the goal is a small hot spring in the mountain, but I didn't expect a person to come out halfway up the mountain, and tell her, don't climb, there is a big hot spring behind me, you can soak in it.
Soaking in the hot springs, strange dreams have been going on one after another, only more chaotic.
Once dreamed that she was the queen, and the ministers were bowing down to her, and the emperor next to her looked irritable and impatient, and seemed to be very reluctant to do that job in the emperor's post. The other time was a little beggar, sitting comfortably basking in the sun at the base of the city wall, and the big beggar beside him was leisurely crossing Erlang's legs and humming an out-of-tune song.
Xiao Wu is accustomed to her dreams, Zhuang Zhou dreams of butterflies, and when she dreams that she has become a butterfly, she will also deal with it calmly. It is already a very lucky thing to be able to come back after a variety of dreams, and Dang Xiaowu is still Dang Xiaowu.
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One day, a middle-aged woman in her 40s finally came, she had a ghost lying on her back, wearing a long-sleeved shirt in the summer, and walked in with a gloomy face, "Excuse me, is Master Mao here?" ”
Xiao Wu and Huang Li were sitting in the store bored and folding ingots, and when they saw a customer coming to the door, they immediately became excited, "In!" At! What are you looking for Master Mao to do? ”
The woman said with a sad face: "I want to find Master Mao to tell fortunes." ”
"Oh, yes, you come with me."
Xiao Wu led the way in front, and did not forget to turn around and strongly recommend Mao Linsen, "Master Mao is not only accurate in fortune-telling, but also can exorcise ghosts and subdue demons and collect demons, look at feng shui and dragon's lair, you can find him if you have any questions." ”
The woman only glanced at her lightly, "All the masters say so, and none of them work." ”
"You're looking for ...... How many masters? Xiao Wu asked.
"Five."
"Five doesn't work, so you're still looking for it?"
"What else would you do? I have been unlucky, but my classmate introduced me, and he said that Master Mao could help me. ”
"Who are your classmates?"
"Wang Zhicheng."
"Oh, it's Mr. Wang." Xiao Wu suddenly remembered the female ghost who followed behind him at the beginning, "Yes, yes, Master Mao is the most powerful at doing this." ”
The ghost on the woman's back frowned irritably, it seemed that she couldn't stand Xiao Wu's noise, maybe he had seen a lot of deceitful masters, and he never put the so-called masters in his eyes.
Up to the second floor, Mao Linsen sat on the sofa drinking tea, and Mo Yu dozed off on the other end of the sofa.
Xiao Wu led the woman over and sat down across from him, and the ghost slipped off her back and wandered around the living room.
The woman suddenly stretched her back easily, and she said, "Master Mao, I've had a particularly bad time for a while, and I stumble no matter what I do, I really don't know what to do?" As he spoke, his eyes turned red, and tears flowed down his cheeks.
Mao Linsen sat steadily drinking tea, without raising his eyelids, Xiao Wu's eyes peeked at the ghost from time to time, but what he was thinking about was how to tell Mao Linsen that there was a ghost here.
Seeing the woman crying, Mao Linsen didn't want to hear what she said, so he stretched out a hand and motioned for the woman to put her hand on his.
The woman didn't reflect, blinked, Mao Linsen didn't ask her about her birthday, nor did she ask what happened, what did she do with her hand out? She hesitated and put her hand on his.
After only a moment, Mao Linsen withdrew his hand and said, "You just talked about a new boyfriend, six years younger than you, right?" ”
The woman was stunned for a moment, and nodded a little shyly, "He said that he liked me and kept chasing me, and I saw that he was very sincere, so I agreed." ”
"It's been almost two years since your husband died, and it's normal for you to start a new relationship."
The woman lowered her head and whispered, "yes, they all say that." ”
The ghost suddenly jumped over and roared loudly: "Don't think! Don't want to start a new relationship! You're mine! Your money is mine too! My son is mine too! ”
The sound was too loud, and Xiao Wu stretched out her fingers and plucked her ears. Mao Linsen took a sip of tea calmly, "Xiao Wu, you have been studying here for a while, so you can do this today." ”
Xiao Wu was stunned, "Me? "What have I learned? Master Mao, you have to teach me something!
The ghost rushed to Mao Linsen and roared at him, "You look down on me! You dare to underestimate me! Find a little girl and want to take me. ”
Mao Linsen said to the woman again: "You actually want your husband to die in your heart, right?" He was even ready to kill him. ”
The woman was stunned again, and the ghost stopped growling.
"He abused you, either he died or you died."
The woman suddenly covered her face and cried loudly, crying while saying, "He was electrocuted to death by himself, it's really none of my business." ”
"I know." Mao Linsen said lightly, "But that electric kettle has been leaking for a long time, you know." ”
"I wanted to tell him, but he drank and beat me, and I didn't have time to say it."
But the demon jumped up, reached out and grabbed the woman's neck, and shouted, "You dead poisonous woman, you dare to murder me!" How dare you murder me! ”
The ghost hand passed through the woman's body without using any force, but the woman was already extremely uncomfortable, and she put her hand on her neck and coughed repeatedly.
Xiao Wu was annoyed by the ghost's scream, and when he saw that he wanted to hurt someone, he was so angry that he grabbed the stabbing soul on his chest, and hit the ghost without a head or brain, scolding while beating: "What is your name!" Annoying. Beat women when you are alive, and beat women when you die, you will die early for this scourge! ”
The ghost began to lose shape after being whipped twice, and the third whip went down and began to dissipate, Xiao Wu continued to pump more than a dozen times in a row, directly hitting all the points of light to pieces.
She angrily accepted the stabbing soul, stuck her waist and scolded: "How can there be such a shameless man, he doesn't treat others well in life, and he wants to control others when he dies, it's really angry!" ”
Turning his head, he saw Mao Linsen, Mo Yu, and the woman looking at her with their mouths open.
She sneered and said to Moyu, "You saw that, right?" Her husband is really noisy and annoying. ”
The woman's mouth was wide open, and she looked at the cat slightly in horror, and Mo Yu nodded silently but affirmatively. The woman screamed in fright and fled to the corner of the living room, looking at the two men and a cat in horror.
The room was quiet for a while, and the atmosphere was condensed.
Mao Linsen coughed lightly and regained his composure, "This eldest sister, do you want us to be like those god sticks, chanting mantras, practices, and dancing gods?" The five masters you looked for before all did this, right? ”
The woman nodded slightly with white lips.
"Does it work?" He continued.
The woman shook her head slightly.
"Do you still feel heavy on your shoulders now? Is there still a chill in the body that comes out of the bones? ”
The woman was stunned, she stood up straight, moved her shoulders and neck, and said with a little surprise: "It's really relaxed, and it's not cold anymore." ”
"Isn't that enough? Our way of getting rid of ghosts is ...... Qingqi is a little unique, but it works. ”
Perhaps Mao Linsen's calm and calm calmed the woman well, and the woman nodded again and again, and Mao Linsen asked her to continue to sit down.
"For the sake of you now starting a business alone and having a child, I will give you a discount, only charge you 888 yuan, and give you a suggestion, now this little boyfriend is a real person and can be trusted, but he is not in good health, take him to the hospital to check his lungs, and treat him early, everything is still in time."
"Lungs? Thank you, Master, I'll take him to check when I go back, thank you, Master. ”
The woman thanked her and paid for it and left.
Xiao Wu looked at Mao Linsen and said, "Brother Lin, did I mess up?" ”
Mao Linsen smiled and said, "I haven't taught you before, because you can't act, and it's useless to teach you." In the eyes of people, people who deal with ghosts and gods are extremely mysterious people, so you have to make yourself mysterious, the more unfathomable you are, the more people will be believed. ”
"I seem to get a little bit understood."
"Don't worry, watch more movies and TV series that catch ghosts, you will know how to do it if you follow the study, and what people want to see is similar to that."
"Is it like the last time you caught the dryad for Mr. Wang? You need to recite some mantras. ”
Mo Yu couldn't help but cough twice, "I...... Well...... I had a little cold, so I went in the sun. After saying that, he wagged his tail and ran quickly.
"What's wrong with it? Basking in the sun in the summer? Xiao Wu said strangely.
Mao Linsen touched his nose, "Who knows, we don't understand the world of cats." ”
Xiao Wu said: "Brother Lin, it's not difficult to kill ghosts, is it?" As long as you have yin and yang eyes to see ghosts, and you can kill ghosts with assassins, you can become a master, so you said before that I was a master. ”
"Remember when I asked you, what is the ghost? I told you that ghosts are actually human brain waves. You also ask why some people's brain waves exist for a long time, while others disappear not long after they die? ”
"Remember, you said you didn't know."
"I really don't know the specific reason, but it is likely that the stronger the obsession of the ghost itself, the longer it exists. Or there is a person who has been obsessively thinking about or hating someone, and that person's soul is easy to exist for a long time. ”
Xiao Wu suddenly realized: "I understand, brain waves are originally composed of thoughts, and obsessions, thoughts, and hatred are all related to the thoughts of the brain. ”
Mao Linsen smiled: "Yes." ”
Xiao Wu picked up the Thorn Soul again, "Then why can the Thorn Soul disperse brain waves?" ”
"The Soul of Thorn is made of a unique metal, just as Yin and Yang meet to overcome each other and eventually find a balanced state of coexistence, the metal of the Soul of Thorn can neutralize and break down brain waves, so that what should be gone disappears disappears."
Xiao Wu stared at the Assassin in her hand, "Unique metal? Brother Lin, your ancestors are really powerful, how did they find such a thing, and they made it so exquisitely. ”
Mao Linsen touched his nose again, "This...... I don't know. ”
"But does it have no effect on my brain waves when I'm wearing it?"
"This kind of metal can't penetrate the body, it can't hurt the soul in the body, and its neutralization of the soul can only be penetrated like just now."
"You gave me such a treasure, what about yourself, what if you don't have a soul assassination?"
Mao Linsen couldn't help but smile and said: "In the confrontation of brainpower, the strong wins." ”
"Whose brain is stronger?"
Mao Linsen nodded, "The more confident, the stronger." ”
"The more focused, the stronger." Xiao Wu finally figured it out.
Mo Yu muttered to himself under the eaves outside the store: "It's okay now, accompany Master Mao to act, how should this end?" ”
In fact, who is I, I haven't remembered it for so long, according to Master Mao, I haven't disappeared because someone is missing me or hating myself? Do you have any obsessions that you haven't completed?
The fat man came back in a broken van, and when he saw it sitting dumbfounded, motionless, he joked to it, "Moyu, are you thinking about your cat?" Do you want me to give you some guidance? ”
Huang Li laughed when he heard it on the side, everyone in this store is quite good at pretending to be a god seriously, Xiao Wu who just came was a good girl, but she was also brainwashed by them to be abnormal, I don't know if I will be as Shinto as them after staying for a long time.
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