"Where are you going?"

I was happily and enthusiastically holding my arms and walking out, and a voice came out of my cold back, and I was shocked into a cold sweat.

turned around, but saw that the phoenix who should have stayed in the study pursed the corners of his mouth and stood behind me, and he felt inexplicably weak for a while, and he was hesitant for a while, only then did he remember that he had not done anything wrong, how could he be three points shorter when he saw his momentum, so he looked up and patted his chest again and again in fear and said: "Scared me to death, I thought I was caught raped in bed, scared me to death......"

Phoenix's face turned half blue.

The fox fairy was so frightened that she let go of my arm and said, "We are innocent, whiter than egg whites!" Really, Fengwa, you have to believe me! ”

Suddenly, the other half of the phoenix's face also turned blue.

The fox fairy and I trembled and watched him take a deep breath, as if he could barely hold on to something, and finally slowly spoke: "Jinmi, I said, you can use less than four words." ”

"But......," I said, looking at my tiptoes, snorted, "but, I think, I think it would be enough to use four more words...... can be more elegant, more connotative, so that others admire me and respect me......"

Phoenix stretched out his hand and pinched the corners of his forehead, and said calmly: "I don't think 'catching rape in bed' can reflect elegance. ”

"What do you think of the 'red apricot out of the wall'? Or 'Messing with Flowers'? "I felt that since I had become husband and wife with him, it was natural that everything should be discussed and discussed, so that I could appear to be in harmony, so I spoke modestly and modestly with him.

Unexpectedly, I heard the blue tendons on his forehead crack, and said coldly: "In the future, you don't want to say any four-character idioms." When you figure out the meaning, when to talk about it. ”

Tsk, man's heart, seabed needle. It's incomprehensible. I glanced at him with resentment, and when he was looked at by me, his complexion suddenly slowed down a little, and he coughed, and said, "If you want to say it, it may not be necessary, but when there are outsiders, be patient a little, okay?" After saying that, he seemed deeply annoyed by his compromise, and frowned slightly.

"Outsiders?" The fox fairy's face fell, "Xufeng, are you saying I'm an outsider?" Hyun Ran wanted to cry: "The man is not staying!" I think back then, when you were still a little bird with unfaded fluff, your favorite thing was to roll in the red line group in my house. Now, the old man is so angry, very stunned! ”

It sounded familiar to me for a moment.

As if he had turned a deaf ear, Phoenix interrupted: "Where does Uncle want to take Jinmi?" ”

The fox fairy stopped abruptly, and the ease of retraction was amazing. Phoenix squinted his eyes and gently pulled a long voice, "Huh~?" With a sound, the fox fairy immediately replied fluently and honestly: "Taishang Laojun has recently refined another furnace of new pills, and the furnace will be opened today, I will take Xiao Mi'er to take a look." ”

"That's right." I continued: "Taishang Laojun and the Immortal under the Moon invited me to try the pill today. ”

"Try Dan?" The phoenix raised his eyes, "What Dan did you try?" ”

As soon as I thought about it, I immediately fell silent.

No, the fox fairy said happily: "Ruthless Dan." Ignoring the phoenix's face that flew down three thousand feet in an instant, he continued to add firewood to the sky, "You know, Lao Jun is a pill control, obsessed with refining medicine all day long, and boasts that there is no pill in the Six Realms that he doesn't know, and he can't solve any pill. I don't want to, I didn't know that there was a meteoric pill that could make people lose love, and for a while I felt that my face was gone, and I vowed to practice a ruthless pill with a similar effect. No, I practiced a furnace today, and I don't know if it can be effective, so I asked Mi'er to give it a try. ”

"You answered?" The phoenix looked at me, looking down, cold, icy and snowy.

"Hmm." I whispered, as thin as a mosquito, and then looked at the phoenix's face, I hurriedly made up for it: "You know, I am more experienced, I have eaten ......" I don't want the phoenix's face to be more and more terrifying, I don't dare to say a word anymore, completely silent.

At this moment, I really wish I was a mosquito, buzzed and flew away.

"Go back to the house." After throwing out the three words, he turned around and walked inward with his feet raised, and when he turned around, he saw me stunned, his eyes narrowed, and he said coldly: "What? Do you want me to carry you back? ”

Scary! I immediately stepped up and followed.

"Don't go! Don't go! The fox fairy shouted behind him, "Xufeng, don't worry, Lao Jun has refined a lot of them this time, and they are very rich, why don't you go together, I guarantee one for everyone!" Up for grabs! ”

"No need." Phoenix closed the door and said lightly.

However, when I saw him turn around sharply, I was so frightened that I hurriedly shrank back to the bed, lifted the corners of the quilt, and moved it in little by little, "That...... Xufeng ...... Today's weather, the weather is very good...... Very good...... It's better to double cultivate...... "I only know that after each double cultivation, he will be in a good mood, very patient, and respond to my requests, no matter how much spiritual power he asks, he will promise me, I don't know if it will work today......

"Jinmi! I want to pinch you to death sometimes! Seeing him push me to the corner of the bed inch by inch, just when I thought that he was angry and wanted to withdraw all the spiritual power that I had deceived in the past, he just let out a soft sigh, and finally, hugged me into his arms, "You are really...... Hey, rotten wood can't be carved~"

I can't help but be indignant, what if I'm just a piece of rotten wood? I'm a rotten wood, and there's a moth like him who isn't picky, pestering me to gnaw at me.

Of course, in the end, we had an in-depth discussion on the true meaning of double cultivation. However, it seems that I am the only one who has been cultivated......

Pity me for being hated by him, from long to round, from round to flat, and from flat to roll...... After a few reincarnations, he let me go and took me in his arms, who could no longer move.

I lazily lay on his chest for a while, and then I remembered an important thing, if I had just said it, would I not have ended up like this, I really regret not being at the beginning!

"Actually, Taishang Laojun's ruthless pill was refined together with the antidote. One pill with one antidote, you don't have to worry about eating it. ”

He suddenly opened his half-sleeping eyes and squeezed me hard in his arms, "Even if he refines a furnace of antidote, you are not allowed to stain half a point!" ”

I thought there were four words to describe him very appropriately at the moment, but I remembered that he had warned me not to say any more four-character idioms, so I gave up.

I could only meditate in my heart.

"All the grass and trees are soldiers."