This day is the eighth time that Bu Xiaolu has been released by her boyfriend, and the resentful Bu Xiaolu killed Diao Chen's house without accident, at this time Diao Chen was cooking, and he was stunned for a few seconds in the face of Bu Xiaolu, who broke in, and said very calmly: "I didn't prepare your share." ”

Bu Xiaolu threw himself into the sofa, revealing the breath of a loser, Diao Chen said that he was not surprised, and asked lightly: "I was played by that kid again?" ”

"Hmm." Bu Xiaolu put his head under the cushion, and his voice was muffled.

Diao Chen seemed to be a little gloating, and said very presciently: "I knew that kid was unreliable. ”

"I want to eat!" Bu Xiaolu jumped in front of the refrigerator without saying a word, scavenged a lot of ingredients, and threw them in front of Diao Chen: "Make it for me!" ”

The corners of Diao Chen's mouth twitched: "Turn grief and anger into appetite? ”

Bu Xiaolu refused to admit defeat, and said stubbornly: "It's good to fight when you're full!" ”

Diao Chen couldn't help but smile and said: "Okay, I'll do it for you, but I can say it in front, it's not that I'm reluctant to give you food, it's that if you eat it all, you'll become a pig, and your boyfriend will have to run away tomorrow." ”

Bu Xiaolu was stunned for a long time, and said firmly: "Then find another one, find a better one, shame him, who told him not to want me!" ”

Regarding Bu Xiaolu's not very upright three views, Diao Chen put down the spatula and patiently educated: "You are in love to let your ex-boyfriends hang themselves on the southeast branch?" Parochial! ”

"If you can't find it, I'll hang the southeast branch myself!"

Diao Chen laughed out loud: "Tell me your request!" ”

Bu Xiaolu thought deeply: "First of all, you must be handsome, otherwise it is not enough to show off when you take it out, and secondly, you must have a good job, I can't stand being idle, and then you must have good taste, the bells and whistles are the most eye-catching, and then you have to be able to cook, because I can't do it, and finally and most importantly, he must understand my wonders, otherwise he will be scared to death sooner or later." Bu Xiaolu counted with his fingers: "It's only five o'clock, it shouldn't be difficult." ”

"Indeed." Diao Chen nodded, and began to cook for Bu Xiaolu, silently thinking about how these five requirements sounded so pleasant, and couldn't help laughing, laughing so much that even the nonsensical Bu Xiaolu felt inexplicable!

But it was only two years later that Bu Xiaolu realized that the conditions proposed at the beginning were obviously tailor-made for Diao Chen!

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