Chapter 486: Knives and Guns
In front of the weapon stall, Ye Duhong and Meng Hai watched the weapons, and the stall owner said: "You two, keep watching here, don't stare at a weapon all the time, if you don't buy it, stand on the side, don't block others from choosing weapons." ”
Meng Hai was not happy, so he said: "What you said is so ugly, let's come to see the weapon, how can we buy it?
A young man walked next to him and said to Meng Hai: "What are you yelling at? If you don't buy it, just stand aside, where are there so many things." ”
Meng Hai turned to the young man and said, "What do you mean by so many things, how do you speak?"
The young man said: "Lao Tzu is an alien, I am not convinced that Lao Tzu beat you." You water polo people, you are so fucking cheap, you don't buy it, what are you going to see? Look at it in vain? If you pay for it, you can see it. ”
What else did Meng Hai say, but he was pulled by Ye Duhong, and Ye Duhong made Meng Hai silent.
The stall owner said to the young man, "Hello alien brother, come and choose one, see if there is one you like, and if you have one, pick one." You don't have to worry about my weapon, whatever you cut and what you chop is very sharp, I have iron here, these weapons are as sharp as clay, you can try it if you don't believe it. ”
The young man said, "Are you a water polo man?" or a water countryman?"
The stall owner said: "You see that I am so tall, 1.8 meters tall, how can I be a person from the water country? I'm a real water polo person. ”
The young man said, "You water polo people, don't blame me for speaking badly, I will control the demons among you." As long as we aliens control most of the powerful people in your water polo people, then you stupid bastards who have no money and no power, how much resistance can you have as a handful of egg-haired people? ”
The stall owner saw that the young man had no intention of buying weapons, and Ye Duhong and Meng Hai next to him were also filled with indignation and gritted their teeth, but Ye Duhong blocked Meng Hai and didn't want Meng Hai to have a seizure.
The stall owner said, "How can you talk like that?" Aren't you swearing?"
The young man said, "What's wrong with swearing? What's wrong with me scolding? I'm still killing." Who cares if I kill people? We aliens are not as simple as urinating on you water balloons. ”
The stall owner was furious, and he said, "I warn you. Don't be so insulting. ”
The young man said, "What's wrong with insulting people. What's wrong with me insulting people. We aliens insult you water polo people as casually as spitting on the ground. ”
The stall owner had a lot of weapons here, and he immediately grabbed a stainless steel fan. The stall owner's steel fan slashed on the young man's chest, and the young man's chest cracked, and the stall owner cut the young man's waist with a stroke, but the cracked chest just now was closed again, and the broken waist was reconnected.
Meng Hai said to Ye Duhong next to him: "I used to assassinate my aliens, and when I attacked aliens, I was very interested, but I finally found out that aliens are invulnerable, and they can also recover immediately after being injured by knives and guns, this is the ability of aliens, aliens are so capable, of course they dare to be arrogant." ”
Ye Duhong sighed and said, "They are so powerful, invulnerable, and so bad, they ride on the head of the water polo man to and pee, the water polo man feels so happy, but the water polo man can't defeat the aliens, this is the most terrible." ”
Meng Hai said: "Isn't it possible that all the water polo people united can't defeat the aliens?"
Ye Duhong said: "It's not that this is not possible, but the difficulty is quite large. This water polo man, some are not only humans, but also immortals, and demons, these forces combined, may be able to drive away people from aliens, but you and I both know that many forces on the water polo have been bought by aliens, therefore, the flood is flooding in the water balloon, and no one can change it. ”
When Ye Duhong was talking to Meng Hai, the stall owner was still fighting with the young man, the weapons on this stall, the two of them changed this for that, fighting back and forth, the aliens did not defeat the stall owner, and the stall owner could not defeat the aliens, they fought each other round and round.
"It's so violent," Meng Hai said, "they won't accidentally hit us, let's stay away." ”
Ye Duhong said: "You had to fight with aliens just now, and you have to hide away this time, I really can't guess you." ”
When the two were talking, the sound of knives and guns continued, and the fight was endless.
During the fight, the stall owner said, "You are making trouble here, how can I still sell weapons?"
The alien said, "I'm full, I'm here to digest it." ”
The stall owner said, "You've been fighting with me for a while, you should digest it." I didn't want to fight you, but your words are too ugly and hurtful. ”
The alien said, "Let's go, I won't fight you, it's no fun to fight you." The young man was bored and left.
Ye Duhong came to the stall owner and said, "Oh, this fight, weapons are everywhere, we'll help you pick them up." Meng Hai also came over and helped the stall owner pick up weapons with Ye Duhong.
While picking up weapons, the stall owner complained: "It's easy for me, it's not easy for me to get such a weapon stall, it's so hard, and I'm still angry like this." ”
Ye Duhong said: "It's understandable, I've also got this weapon stall with my friends before, I feel that we were still relatively easy to do at that time, but who knew that you were so difficult to do." ”
The stall owner said: "It's very difficult to do, there are still a lot of people here, but some ghosts just buy things and don't give money, you can't do anything at all." There are also aliens like the one just now, who are angry with you and come to amuse you when they are full. ”
Ye Duhong pondered: "There are aliens coming to Wuling Mountain, and there must be aliens going to the other three mountains." He said, "Yes." It's hard to do, and it's hard to do business right now. ”
The stall owner said, "Where did you do it for your friend?"
Ye Duhong said: "I used to set up a stall in the city, sell weapons, and slowly earn some money, but my friend opened a weapon shop, and the weapon shop sells many kinds of weapons, which are much more weapons than you have here. ”
The stall owner smiled and said, "That's the weapons shop, it's a storefront room after all, and it must have more weapons than I have here." ”
Ye Duhong asked, "Is business really bad now?"
The stall owner said: "You can make a living, that's what I just said, this place is mixed, and some owners just don't cooperate with you, they just come to make trouble, make trouble, and bully you, and there is no way." ”
Meng Hai asked, "Were there people who were so unreasonable before?"
"Why not," said the stall owner, "are all aliens, or ghosts hired by aliens, who come to buy weapons or provoke you, and he provokes you, and you can't mess with him, because I'm easy to mess with, and aliens aren't easy to mess with." ”
Meng Hai said: "Aliens have bullied people to Wuling Mountain. ”
The stall owner said: "Isn't it, there are also stall owners who sell weapons, who have a bad temper, and as soon as they are disturbed by the aliens, they are angry from the heart, and they fight against the aliens, and the result is that the aliens directly kill the stall owner." Today, I also have the mentality of begging for death, but the alien did not hurt me. ”
Ye Duhong said: "You fought so fiercely just now, I could hear the sound of clanging, I wanted to persuade you, but I didn't dare to persuade you, for fear of being hurt by aliens." ”
The stall owner said: "I was scared just now, and now I think about it, I am afraid, I think, if the aliens kill me, won't it be miserable." ”
Meng Hai said: "If it doesn't happen, don't think about it, lest you be afraid." ”
Ye Duhong said: "It's not easy to run a weapon shop, my friend doesn't know what's going on now, when the flood floods, how many shops in the world have been destroyed, I don't know if my friend's weapon shop has also disappeared, my friend's life is still intact?"
The stall owner said: "I just said, there are many people who are sad now, many people are unable to accept the change of reality, because of the loss of relatives and friends and sadness, you must remember that in this world, you are not the only one who is sad." ”
Ye Duhong smiled, he felt that what the stall owner said was right, and Ye Duhong also agreed with the stall owner's words. He said, "Thank you for comforting me, I am grieved enough." ”
There was a man with a sword on his back on the stone road, this man was carrying a lot of swords, there were more than 20 swords, although the swords were not big, but more than 20 swords, they were heavy enough, and he actually carried them all on his back. The man came over and called the stall owner here: "I just heard that there was a dispute at the weapon stall here, and I knew that it was you who caused the trouble, how about it? Then the aliens didn't hurt you, right?"
Hei Xiongzi said: "No, no, if I am killed, can I still stand here and talk, you see that I am fine, it's okay." ”
The man said, "It's fine." I envy you so much, I always say that you set up a stall, it is also a big deal, I sell swords, I carry it on my back, walk the streets and alleys, so chilling. ”
Hei Xiongzi said: "But my stall is easy to meet aliens, and when I meet those green-skinned ghosts, it is a headache." You and I all come in from one place, but my stall is more risky. ”
The man said, "I've lived for more than 30 years, and I've seen a lot of people, and I don't believe anyone can do anything to me." After a few days, I will also get a weapon stall, and I will choose the name of the stall for myself, so I will use my name as the name of the stall, which is called Huzi Weapon. I just feel like it's more profitable to get a stall. ”
Hei Xiongzi said: "Okay, when I wholesale weapons in the future, I will call you, and you can also buy more weapons and find a place to sell weapons." ”
Huzi said: "I have no experience in setting up a stall, and I have to learn from you often, don't be stingy to teach me." ”
Hei Xiongzi: "That's that, who is with whom, what I have, I will teach you, if you meet someone to find fault in the future, you can also help." (To be continued......)