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His pen name is Gao Yuyuan, and he is a novel writer affiliated with the weekly fiction magazine "Menglong Shuo", which is quite famous. However, although he is famous, his personal problems are not small.

"Menglong Said" magazine has an evaluation area for its own authors, and in Xiao Yuanyou's column, his editor wrote a poem:

The literature is first-class, and it is full of talent like divine help. A casual and uninhibited lover, he walks alone and has many divergent paths.

According to the analysis of the editor-in-chief Menglong, this poem fully expresses the editor's thoughts and feelings about the author's "why are you too much".

Because he is known for his habits such as procrastination and lack of changes, he has a reputation in the editorial department, and no one can match it. Moreover, his skills in "unfinished" are even better than those of the manuscript. It's just that he is so virtuous, but there are countless readers who love and hate him, which also proves that this person does have two brushes for writing articles.

Of course, the relationship between him and the "book" is more than this, but at present, we can only gently peel it off and talk about it later.

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September 21 was a pleasant Thursday.

Xiao Yuanyou, an active fiction writer, was scattered on his computer desk as if he were hemiplegic.

Flip-flops hang from his toes, and he wears a crumpled shirt with a pair of yellow breeches underneath. The face is haggard and sickly, the slightly pale face is quite delicate, the medium and long hair is tied with pigtails at random, and the posture of dying and blind dressing. With a garbage-like home environment and a sloth-like lifestyle, only the Qiao gang leader can determine whether this person is a disciple of the gang.

People like him can't actually cultivate the Tao, and people in the industry say that cultivation is the "natural way of cultivation". However, this person's life mood is naturally overdone and tends to be on the verge of self-explosion. But he still has to do it -- because of writing.

Every author will have a "break" period after the end of the serialization, and most authors are not actually resting during this period, because they are busy collecting materials, conceiving inspiration, and preparing new works.

As for Xiao Yuanyou, two months have passed since the end of his last martial arts novel "Junzi Taiyi Lu". After working as a vagrant for more than 60 days, an author will find a problem: if he does not prepare a new book, he will really develop into a vagrant.

And his new book plans to write a fantasy book that has become popular in recent years, so he found the most promising tributary of the legendary Lingbao Dao: the Chaozhen School.

As for why Xiao Yuanyou picked it among the many Dao Sects, it can be regarded as destined to be you in this life - close to home.

His family lives in Shangjing City, in the central part of Fujian Province, and the train takes an hour and a half to reach Wuyi Mountain. ”

This is not over, Xiao Yuanyou cultivates a Tao and asks people to eat and live, eat and drink, sleep and eat, and take your novel materials, don't say anything, wronged you, brother.

And then, today, he will pay the price for this immoral act -

Early in the morning, there was no more knocking on the door.

Knock knock knock -

It had been more than ten minutes since he heard the knock on the door, but he was working on the novel, too lazy to move, and simply pretended not to be at home.

Knock knock knock -

But this person outside is really a caring person, and it seems that he plans to hold on for another ten minutes, which means that he will dry the security door.

Xiao Yuanyou was really convinced, and admitted defeat with a wry smile: "There is a key under the mat." ”

Knock knock

"I ×! I believe in your evil! Practice the drum kit, this is it, find fault, isn't it?" Xiao Yuanyou jumped like thunder, isn't this person a staff member who specializes in testing the quality of security doors?

The other party quickly gave him a response: knock knock.

"Okay, don't go, wait-" The so-called quiet is like a virgin, moving like a wild dog, Xiao Yuan takes a quick step...... I went to the kitchen first and copied a kitchen knife, and it was a Chinese-style bone chopping knife.

This thing does not have to be used to cut people, but it can allow the other party to fully understand the psychological activities of the host's family at this time, so as to keep the content of the conversation in the future tends to be harmonious and beneficial.

Holding the posture of "you dare to make a mistake, I dare to cut people", I opened the door with a knife, and looked: there was no one.

Xiao Yuanyou was furious, and barked wildly outside: "If his sister comes to prank again, he will chop you up and throw it in the soup pot to sell as offal!"

Then, back at his workbench, he was lost in thought, or rather distress.

Because there is an extra letter on the writing table.

The letter, like the fixed plot of all horror films, appeared silently in Xiao Yuanyou's living room, and it was the place where he had just left for less than a few seconds.

"What the hell in broad daylight, that's really fate!" Xiao Yuanyou is still an amateur Taoist priest who cultivates talisman seals, and he is still worried about how to deal with the corpse when he comes, so this kitchen knife should come in handy.

Xiao Yuanyou wiped the kitchen knife in his hand twice and opened the letter.

The content is only four words: "Tomorrow's Visit", and it has not yet been signed.

"What does that mean?"

Although these inexplicable and unbelievable four words will no longer be written in pinyin after graduating from primary school, they all know each other, but Xiao Yuanyou doesn't know what this letter wants to say today.

"It's understandable that you say you're a fraud, but it's really hard for you to be so mysterious. ”

Suddenly a letter with the words "Coming tomorrow", who? who? What is tomorrow? What do you want to do when you come? Do you want to eat or borrow the toilet? Or borrow the toilet while eating?

Xiao Yuanyou couldn't figure it out, ran to the guest room, and found the little girl who was taking a nap: "Mimi, your friend is coming?"

"But I don't have any friends. "Poor thing, this kid is stupid, he was always bullied when he was a child.

"I'm sorry......" Xiao Yuan paused for a moment, and couldn't help but ask again: "Is that a prank by the enemy?"

"The enemies have all run away!" This time the words revealed a little domineering, and got up angry.

There are people in her relatives who learn martial arts, and the girl has also learned a few sets of kung fu, and the people who bullied her back then are all cowardly. Xiao Yuanyou was also instigated, and in order not to become her new enemy, he tiptoed out of the guest room, and then looked at the letter on the coffee table-

"Before it can be corrected, it has to be treated as a prank. ”

But for a whole day, the sense of peeping on the back really made people want to open the live broadcast room to see if they got into any car today.

This is not a joke, after all, he is a well-known and popular author, although it is not to the level of a big man like Yao Jingming who can not only write articles, but also make movies, and can also make a three-step layup, but there are also quite a few readers, it is not impossible to be secretly filmed by someone.

Repeatedly confirmed on the Internet that he was not forced to sit in a black car, toy car, remote control car, bicycle, motorcycle...... After a series of illegal vehicles, he was a little relieved.

The next day, the restless Xiao Yuanyou finally saw the meaning of this phrase "visit tomorrow"-

"Please advise, my name is Zhu Jiasen. ”

"Please advise, my name is Yang Xin. ”

Xiao Yuanyou didn't say, "Please advise me", because these two bastards were saying kind words in their mouths, but you can't tell from the direction of up, down, left, right, front, east, west, north, south, and middle. The two of them rang the doorbell, and after the owner opened the door, they rushed in with their heads down, except that they did not use their hands to pick up things, and behaved in the same pattern as the bandits.

Xiao Yuanyou, a small commoner, two strangers sat in the living room of forty square meters in a blink of an eye, Xiao Yuanyou did not take any action from beginning to end except for paying attention, of course, at this time he felt that it was time to act-

"Now you can call the police and report it to the police. ”