"So fast! I remember a few years ago, the toilet table was 'fast boys' 100 into 80 grinding for a long time, who are you going to kill in seconds at this speed? ”

"Uh......" Obviously, he didn't know the arrangement of the competition system, and he was really embarrassed for him, and he wanted to respond immediately, but suddenly remembered that Diao Chen falsely claimed to have a ticket, and I still remember that I was very excited at the time, and I almost had to dig three feet into him to dig out the ticket, and now if I go secretly behind his back, does it seem very unrighteous? After thinking about it for a while, I had to say: "I'm sorry, there happened to be something that day, I'm really sorry, you play hard, I wish you success!" ”

Dong Zhuo was obviously disappointed, and hung up the phone hastily, in fact, he didn't need to do this, I would definitely go, but I had to call Diao Chen to go with me, even if it was a surprise at that time, it was a rare opportunity, maybe it would be better for both sides to be happy than if I was caught in the middle and survived.

After some calculation, I was so impressed by my ingenious arrangement that I wanted to cry without tears, and I would be angry and resentful if I didn't go to the neighborhood committee to mediate in the future.

I called early to book Diao Chen's schedule, because I was afraid that he would know that it was for Dong Zhuo to shirk the show, so I decided to cut it first and then play it secretly. For my initiative, although he was surprised, but he did not lose face, maybe he was also cured of his illness, he was in good spirits, and he even joked, saying that even if it was a Hongmen banquet, he would go, and besides, with my IQ, he only sold my share.

Again, the latter cheekily asked Guan Yu for two tickets, and told him not to tell Diao Chen, who knew that he asked with a hippie smile: "Okay, you are stupid for me, if Diao Chen's kid doesn't come, will there be a good show?" I was amazed, "How do you know?" He laughed so hard that he almost cracked his mouth to the back of his head, well, I really am not a match for profiteers, and turned his head and explained again: "Don't say it, otherwise the girlfriend who curses you will be inflated." His face turned pale and he said sadly: "As a diamond king, in fact, I don't have any pursuits, if I can watch a good show, I am willing to inflate." ”

Appearing downstairs at Diao Chen's house on time on Saturday night, he was surprised when he went downstairs to see the flowers in my hand, and then asked very stinkingly, "For me?" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to grab it, and said pretendedly, "Thank you." ”

I tried my best to protect the flower, and finally kept it safe, and said honestly: "If I send you, the leek flower is enough, and we can still take it to scrambled eggs when we go back, these are to fill the scene for Dong Zhuo." ”

"So you're actually trying to trick me into going to TV tonight?"

"Your Chinese is taught by a biology teacher, pay attention to the wording, how can it be called 'cheating'? It's 'please'! A hammer deal, you go and go, don't pull down. ”

Before he could finish speaking, he turned around, quickly grabbed him, and said, "I can't do business with you." ”

"Don't, you said you were going to go out with me, how can you regret it? It's so ungentleman! ”

He laughed and said, "Want to use the agitation method? No way! ”

In a hurry, he pretended to be very sorry and said: "That's no way, I can't tie you up, I heard that Zhang Fei is quite like going to join in the fun, and it should be too late to call him now." ”

When he heard it, he really fell for it, and changed his words and said: "Dare to ask Zhang Fei to have your good looks, get in the car." "I know that he is particularly disdainful of Zhang Fei.

When I entered the field, I found that Guan Yu was very good enough for buddies, leaving us the best position, Dong Zhuo saw me as soon as he came on stage, I waved my arms, he was suddenly surprised and happy, there was my town, and the result was naturally a safe promotion without any danger, not only that, but he also got unanimous praise from the judges. I was so excited that I danced in my seat, Diao Chen had a cold face, and whispered: "Stop, shame!" ”

It doesn't matter so much, I couldn't sit still as soon as Dong Zhuo got off the field, so I almost cried with excitement when I pulled Diao Chen to help me find the players' lounge and give the flowers to Dong Zhuo with my own hands. Dong Zhuo only saw Diao Chen at this time, the last time he broke up unhappily, it was really embarrassing to meet again, the two of them were so face-to-face, no one spoke to say hello first, but it hurt my enthusiasm.

It just so happened that Guan Yu stepped on the point to see the excitement, I flashed to the side and pointed to Diao Chen and Dong Zhuo, who were fighting with the soul heaven and man, and begged him to give a solution. I always thought that only a boring and undisciplined person like me liked to do the thing of coaxing the seedlings, but I didn't expect Guan Yu to be an ally, and he also said extremely unkindly: "You don't know how strong the reaction was on Weibo when Dong Zhuo came to power just now, although he can't look at it as well as Diao Chen, but he can't stand the rapid growth of other people's fans, of course, it is not comparable to Diao Chen, but the size is also a little famous, I am a sponsor, and Diao Chen's buddy, my identity is embarrassing." ”

Last time, I talked about the embarrassment of my identity, and I came back this time! Seeing that I was about to get mad in the next second, he hurriedly expounded his opinion: "For example, a fight between a small country and a small country, as soon as the United Nations mediates, the contradiction disappears; Big countries and small countries fight, and as soon as the United Nations mediates, small countries are gone; The great powers fought with each other, and as soon as the United Nations mediated, the United Nations was gone. How terrible you say! ”

He tried to tell me with a serious expression that this was by no means alarmist, but this set of theories was grafted onto the situation in front of me, and it became extremely complicated in an instant, and I scratched my head and didn't even understand who was the United Nations, Guan Yu or me?