"Ladies and gentlemen, this flight has arrived at its destination! Please take your belongings and ...... them in order."

One day in 2719 A.D., the city of Dessa, the capital of the planet Eder in the Poole Star District, was cloudless, and the sun was shining warmly on the earth. A plane from the outer space starport docked at the largest central airport in Desa City. Passengers of all stripes stepped off the plane in an endless stream and blended in with the flow of people at the airport.

"Whew, Lao Tzu is finally back!" Among the many passengers, a man in a suit with a medium height and sunglasses, carrying a small suitcase, stood at the door of the airport hall and looked up deeply, as if he sighed with a long sigh.

"Did you sir? My car is one of the fastest and most comfortable taxis in all of Dessa! What do you think? Where are you going? I promise to get you to your destination safely in the shortest possible time! Just as the man looked around at the scene outside the airport with emotion, a taxi driver in a yellow vest next to him leaned over and invited with a hippie smile.

"Oh? The fastest and most comfortable? The man in the suit looked down at the short, smiling taxi driver standing on the steps, and then looked at the beige tattered taxi behind him, and then shouted in surprise: "Big Big Wolf taxi!" ”

"Sir, you are really knowledgeable! That's right, my taxi is a limited edition Big Big Wolf taxi! I guess I'm the only one left in the whole Dessa! The short and fat taxi driver was stunned for a moment, and then continued to introduce cheekily.

"I'm X! The limited edition antiques are pretty much the same! The man in the suit retracted his surprised gaze, pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know, when Lao Tzu was still wearing open crotch pants, this kind of taxi locomotive was already discontinued!" Ya, you still dare to lie to Lao Tzu that it is the fastest and most comfortable taxi in the whole of Dessa? Hum! With that, the man in the suit wanted to turn around and leave.

"Hey, don't, don't, sir!" The fat driver hurriedly chased after him, stopped in front of the man, wiped the fine sweat from his forehead, pointed to his taxi and said, "Sir, don't look at its tattered appearance, it is quite luxurious and comfortable inside." Not only do you have full leather seats, but you also have holographic top windows, smart miniature TVs, and a variety of luxury equipment, so you can feel like you've entered a presidential suite! And it's faster than you can imagine! Let's put it this way, there will be no more than three taxis in the whole of Dessa! ”

"Is it that exaggerated?" Watching the fat driver raise three chubby fingers in a hurry, the man in the suit opened his mouth wide in surprise.

"Sir, if you don't believe it, just sit on it and try it!" The fat driver withdrew his three dachshund-like fingers and smiled reservedly.

"Alright! Try your fastest and most comfortable taxi in Dessa! While the two were talking, the other taxis at the airport gate had already left with passengers one after another. Seeing that there were not many taxis left, the man in the suit seemed to be moved by the fat driver's words, and nodded with curiosity.

"Come on, come with me, sir!" Hearing this, the fat driver stepped forward excitedly, forcibly "took" the suitcase in the hand of the man in the suit, and ran to his taxi without saying anything.

Looking at the fat driver who was somewhat overly attentive, the man in the suit shook his head helplessly, raised his feet and followed. However, when he stepped into the back seat, he suddenly had a feeling of being deceived.

"I'm your uncle, this is what you call the most luxurious facility?" The man in the suit looked at the equipment in the car in amazement, and couldn't help but curse.

"That's right, sir, the interior of this locomotive is unique in all of Dessa City!" While the fat driver was busy fastening his seat belt, he slammed the locomotive console with his chubby palm, and did not forget to continue to boast to the man in the suit: "Sir, you are sitting under your ass in a leather seat!" ”

"These are leather seats?" The man in the suit looked down at the cushion with a look of incredulity. The chair was covered with a layer of faded faux leather, and in the middle there was a hole the size of a buttocks, and a piece of leather from an unknown animal was sewn on top of the hole by rough handmade needles and threads, which could almost cover the hole.

"Well, that leather was carefully sewn by my daughter-in-law for several months!" The fat driver tried to start the locomotive while fiddling with the dilapidated locomotive console, and answered a word skillfully without looking back. Obviously, he knows the mood of all the passengers in this taxi at the moment. "That's a serious animal leather!"

"Don't tell me, it's a wild boar skin!" The man in the suit reached out and touched the so-called leather on the seat with a smile, and asked stupidly.

"Ah, sir, you are so clever! You guessed it! The fat driver turned the shiny fat face, smiled at the man in the suit and said, "It's a pigskin, but it's not a wild boar, it's a domestic pig!" ”

......The man in the suit was speechless for a while, and he had to carefully move his butt to the side, for fear of sitting on the leather. Then, he seemed to continue to ask, "Hey dude, what about your holographic top window?" ”

"Right above your head, the steel plate with two screws hanging from it can be opened, and if you take it off, it becomes a holographic top window!" The fat driver got under the console and didn't forget to explain to the passenger behind him.

"What about smart miniature TVs?" The man in the suit was obviously a little scorched and yellow, stretched out his hand and pointed to a ten-inch old miniature TV in front of the seat, dangling from the roof of the car, and asked in a trembling voice: "Don't tell me, this thing is?" ”

"That's right! Just pat it on the bat! ”

"Snort......" The man in the suit was stunned and reached out and gently patted the miniature TV, but he didn't expect that the miniature TV was really lit up. After a flash of snowflakes, the so-called smart TV begins to perform a silent pantomime.

"How? Smart enough, as long as you tap it, it will be able to play the show! The fat driver probed out from under the console and said with a shameless smile.

"Boom!" When the man in the suit heard this, he slammed his head directly on the seat, and Leng Buding's head hit the pigskin, so frightened that he hurriedly raised his head again and moaned weakly.

"Buzz!" At this moment, the fat driver kicked at the already tattered locomotive console, and the old gray wolf taxi miraculously started in a low roar.

"Sit tight, sir! Let's go right away! The fat driver suddenly shouted excitedly, and the taxi locomotive slammed out of the parking space and stumbled towards the exit of the airport parking lot with a clattering sound.

The word "bouncing" is used because the anti-gravity system on the taxi doesn't seem to be working properly, and before it has run a few steps away, it sits down sharply, and then quickly rises from the ground and continues to jump forward. Therefore, it does not run like other normal locomotives, directly suspended on the ground at a height of about half a meter, but jumps forward like an old rabbit.

"Woo, can I get out of the car, big brother!" In the sound of the locomotive Ding Ling, the man in the back seat in the suit begged without tears.

"No, sir! Another unique feature of my top-of-the-line taxi is that it won't stop halfway until it reaches its destination! The fat driver was engrossed in fiddling with the steering stick on the console, pouted and asked, "Tell me, sir, where is your destination?" ”

"No. 37 Caiguang Street, East C53 District! Big brother, can you hurry up? Lao Tzu's urine is about to be turned out by your old car......" The man in the suit desperately reported an address, took off the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and pleaded pitifully. Under those sunglasses, there was a thin, pale yellow, young face full of vicissitudes. He is none other than the pig's foot Haoyi children's boots in this book.

"Woo, why is Lao Tzu so unlucky, as soon as he comes back, he will run into your ** taxi!" Hao Yi, who was reclining in the back seat, covered his face weakly and complained about his luck. This cargo seems to have formed an indissoluble bond with taxis in his life, and wherever he goes, there will be quite a magical taxi waiting for him. For example, his father's classic car, Agent Zhou Po's taxi in the St. Prolistar District, and the taxi of the fat driver's car now.

"Sir, you're so good, you even guessed the nickname of my taxi!" The fat driver continued to talk to Hao Yi on the one hand, and his fat hand was upside down on the console, and suddenly reminded Hao Yi loudly: "Sit tight, sir, this car is about to ...... turn."

"Huh? What the! Suddenly hearing the word "folding" jumping out of the fat driver's mouth, Haoyi was suddenly shocked into a cold sweat, and subconsciously grabbed the pigskin.

"Buzz!" This gray wolf brand classic car suddenly let out a low roar, followed by a clattering of the back buttocks dropped a piece of unknown parts, the engine nozzle suddenly burst out of a ball of yellow light, and then the whole body trembled violently, it was a change from the previous posture of jumping up and down, swooped out of the parking lot exit, with an afterimage roaring through the dense traffic, straight to the East C53 area.

"Woo woo ......" The fat driver who was dancing in front of the console let out a ghost cry with excitement. In the phantom of the internal parts of the locomotive, Hao Yi in the back seat had an illusion, as if he vaguely saw his shadow back then.

"Mom, big brother, your broken car can't be equipped with the engine of a space battleship, right?" Turning his head a little to look at the blurry exterior outside the car window, Haoyi couldn't help but be shocked: "What else do you want to play?" I see your car is as funny as your brain! ”

"Ah, sir, you are really a master!" The fat driver turned his head in a hurry, grinning with a thick mouth: "My car is indeed modified with the engine parts of a space battleship!" Well, I didn't lie to you! It's so fast, it's not what you can imagine! ”

"Watch ahead!" Before Haoyi could answer, he saw the locomotive slamming straight towards a skyscraper in the distance, and he exclaimed.

"Whew!" The fat driver, who was obviously also a drag racing master, turned around very calmly, and with a slight twist of the lever, the locomotive brushed the edge of the skyscraper and flew straight over. Then, in a ghostly howl from the fat driver, he panted and walked away......