"Kana, will you marry me?"

On the big screen, there was a second marriage proposal, Carter!

With the help of the ragdoll bear, Carter was taken back to Los Angeles, and Kana had a shopping alone, and after the rest of his life on the desert island, he had a mature temperament, his words and deeds became very cool and handsome, and even the engagement ring he took out was a big diamond ring!

He also knelt down in the street like Bourne, and the marriage proposal was smooth, "The experience of being on a desert island has made me understand that the only person I love is you, marry me! From now on, I will work hard for this goal, I don't care about Bourne, I will win you back, Kana, I love you." ”

In the close-up, Kana's mouth is wide open in shock, unable to speak, and she hesitates again.

And the god of weddings, who thought that he had completed his mission, was lazy and played, so he gave the bad guys a chance to make things bad, and although Kana rejected Carter, she was shaken by the heart of marriage, and she and Bourne began to mess things up again.

When the god of the wedding came back after realizing it, not only did he come late like the police, but his help also became a mess, and there was an evil force that made him "I feel a pain in my back!"

Not only did his back hurt, but his anger also grew, and he was so angry with this annoying couple that he wanted to die, while the audience was about to die of laughter, and the more unlucky and unbearable the wedding god became, the more hilarious they became! Maybe the critics know why, but the average audience only knows, it's funny!

Even Duoduo laughed so much that he almost rolled to the ground, and others can imagine that the more people like him, the happier they laugh.

With only a few days left before the wedding, Amy and the other bridesmaids discuss the pre-wedding bachelorette party, and a confused Kana arrives at the church.

The last joke in the promotional video! Basically all 4oo people here have seen it, are they interested in this joke if there is a follow-up joke?

Like Roger Albert, most of the reason why he attended this screening was because he was moved by this paragraph, he was looking forward to it, he changed his sitting posture, and a light flashed on his round glasses, boy, what would you do?

"I don't know if I can be a good wife, I'm confused, I don't know if the vows are useful, the biggest problem is, I don't believe in God. ”

Just like in the promotional video, Kana sits on a bench in the front row, looking at the cross, as if she is speaking to God alone. The camera zooms out until the audience sees a young white pastor standing next to her, and he asks in amazement, "So what are you doing here?"

Her tone was a little ambiguous: "I hope to get some of your advice." ”

"Get out!"

And then the god of the wedding appeared in front of him! The two stared at him blankly, "Who are you?"

"Can you see me?" the wedding god was surprised, "Oh damn it, forgot to be invisible." He rubbed the gold ring on his hand, and the next second it was gone.

The two of them froze for a few seconds, "Okay." ”

"Hahaha!" Even if I saw it before, the audience still burst into laughter, because the complete story and the theater and atmosphere made it even more fun, and the god of the wedding was unlucky, and he could forget even stealth.

In the world of spoofs, let alone stealth mistakes, even if someone dies next to them, Kana and the priest can still talk casually.

Kana continued, "Pastor, could you please give me some guidance on whether I should get married or not?"

Before the priest could reply, the voiceover of the god of weddings rang out: "You idiot bitch, do you know what your marriage to Bourne is the only thing you have done to the world?

At this time, looking down at the close-up shot, the young pastor looked up and sighed, as if he remembered something, melancholy, his eyelids drooped a little, and said:

"Before I became a priest, I had several marriages, the first one, which lasted for one year because I forgot the wedding anniversary, and we divorced, the second, which lasted for half a year, because I forgot the half-anniversary of the marriage, and the third one, which lasted three months, because I forgot the three-month wedding anniversary......"

The laughter in the screening room soared, and the priest said, "The fourth paragraph, lasted for a month and a half, because ......"

"You forgot about your wedding anniversary of a month and a half?" said Kana's goofy expression.

"No, my ex-wife cheated on me. "She and her mistress made a mess of the bedroom, and I was so sad that in my fifth marriage, I cheated on her, which was a revenge for her." The advice I give you is, don't be afraid of marriage, just do a good job of notarization of premarital property. ”

The audience was already happy, and the camera pulled again, Kana was no longer on the bench, and the priest looked around, she didn't know when she left the church.

Suddenly, on the screen, the god of the wedding was revealed! The god of weddings seemed calm and asked, "Are all priests like you a weird idiot?" or are you the only ones?"

"I'm the only one. The pastor said.

"Can I hit you, then?"

"Try it. ”

The god of the wedding suddenly beat him violently, and the priest let out a strange cry of pain.

This is really laughing at the people in front of the screen, how funny they look, their stupid words, stupid actions, stupid looks...... Funny!!!

Albert also laughed, although he has never liked this kind of laughter because of his superiority, but he is generally satisfied, first, because "The Wedding is Coming" is not used much in this regard, after so much sarcasm before, one or two such laughing fruits are a good spice.

The second is that the organization is exquisitely designed, and the kid is very well handled by the director, their sluggish, stupid, and eccentric performances make the humor here to the extreme.

In fact, after the midpoint, his laughter numbers have not changed much, not that he has not laughed, but the requirements have become higher, but the use rate of old shots is rising, if it were not for the witticisms of the narrator, the quality of the film would really be dragged down. Those ordinary, old-fashioned, and jokes that didn't surprise him, he naturally didn't count them, and when he wrote them in again, it was these stupid jokes.

27 times!

On the big screen, the scene turns, Kana and Bourne walk to the beach again, and she says to him again, "Let's cancel the engagement." ”

And this time Bourne seemed to have eaten a bomb, and he was angry when he heard this, "Okay, forget it if you can't get that ring back, cancel it." After he finished speaking, he walked away angrily.

"Bourne......" Kana stretched out her hand to keep.

"You bitch, I'm fed up!" The angry voiceover of the wedding god also sounded, and the same emotion exploded: "I'm quitting, this shitty job, I don't want to do it, you can do whatever you like, I'm fed up with this stinky shit-shit, I'll quit!" The voice fell, and a ray of light rushed into the sky, and he left the world.

And the film has reached a position of nearly 7o minutes, and there are still more than 5 minutes to enter the third act, and these 5 minutes are undoubtedly the birthplace of the second turning point.

Now the story is in a situation where it can be ended again, and it ends in tragedy! Everything is terrible, the main story seems to be coming to an end, everyone loses, and Kana has nothing. Only the villain wins, and the Ragdoll Bear finally succeeds!

Surely not! The audience knows that there will be a wedding, so how will the story be reversed again?

Tips: The new domain name "biquge.info" has been launched by Biquge, and the original domain name is about to be discontinued. Please tell each other, thank you!