Chapter 357: Pigs and Monkeys Team Up to Fool Elementary School Students
"Uncle Sun, what do you mean...... I'm also joining this team now, and I'll accompany this old monk on a trip to Lingshan Da Lei Yin Temple?"
The red boy followed the meaning of his words and asked tentatively.
"No, no, no. ”
Cui Shi immediately shook his head and said with a smile: "That's not good, a few of us are also the people personally designated by Guanyin Bodhisattva to learn the scriptures, and we have all signed an employment agreement." Although the final assigned position has not yet been decided, as long as it is smooth to Lingshan, it is no problem to distribute the package. ”
Well, my uncle is talking so strangely, and I can understand it, but I feel a little awkward.
Like a primary school student who has just started school, the red child tries to follow the progress of Teacher Cui's lesson......
"Then Uncle Sun, you tell me this, what kind of charter is it?"
"Hehe, this is a good thing, uncle has already thought about it for you!"
Cui Shi smiled mysteriously, his eyes glanced at Zhu Bajie next to him intentionally or unintentionally, and seemed to be very careful to call the red boy aside, and said in a low voice:
"As far as I know, under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the South China Sea, there is still one less boy waiting!"
Oh?!
The red boy's eyes really lit up, the South China Sea Guanyin is famous, the famous Buddhist high-level, faintly the first person at the Bodhisattva level, and even some less famous Buddhas may not be able to compare with the power of Guanyin.
Uncle Sun thought so much about me that he arranged such a good position for me?
What's the picture?
While the red boy was excited, he couldn't help but hesitate a little, not quite daring to believe that there was a pie in the sky.
Cui Shi continued to lower his voice and pointed: "The good things are more than this! Uncle told you that now under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva, there is a dragon girl holding a pearl, who is the third princess of the Dragon King of the South China Sea, who practices under the Bodhisattva seat. If you can get into the position of the serving boy, you two will be a legitimate pair! You think, although you are the son of the Mighty Bull Demon King, but it is not good to say, our own family and I will tell the truth, it is nothing more than a child of the wild demons. But although the power of the Dragon King of the South China Sea is not as strong as that of the East China Sea, after all, he is also the Dragon King registered in the Heavenly Court, if you have a good relationship with the Dragon Maiden, climb into this family business...... Hehe, who will dare to call you a monster in the future? Have you ever heard that person say that the Dragon King is a monster?"
And the girl?
Although the red child looks like a child, he is actually hundreds of years old, and his mental age is no longer a child. As soon as I heard that not only can I mix a position under the seat of the famous Guanyin Bodhisattva, but there is even a preferential treatment for men and women who work without getting tired, I can't help but be greatly moved.
But at the same time, he was even more skeptical.
In such a good position, why don't you go yourself? Do you have to accompany Tang Seng to learn scriptures?
Even if you think that you may be in a higher position after learning the scriptures, but such a good errand, you Huaguo Mountain's 100,000 monkeys, there is no confidant or the like, why bother to come to Huoyun Cave thousands of miles away and give me this kind of good deed?
"Think about it!"
Cui Shi patted the red boy on the shoulder heavily, and said with a smile: "Is lunch ready, Uncle is a little hungry, go eat something first." ”
"Uncle Sun, the best banquet has already been prepared for you over there, there are all kinds of delicacies and game, you can use it slowly......"
Red Boy was a little bit of a loser mentality, and arranged for Cui Shi to eat first, but he frowned and was a little difficult to decide.
The boy under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva...... What a place!
But...... Is it reliable?
What is this Monkey King?
"Why is he eating at the banquet, but my old pig is sitting here?"
Unexpectedly, Zhu Bajie made a fuss again, noisily and with anger on his face.
"Uh...... Uncle Pig, you can also sit together. ”
The red boy didn't bother with the troublesome pig's head, and casually pointed to the position.
"Why do I want to eat with this Ma Wen Squeeze!"
Zhu Bajie was still not satisfied, and said angrily: "Don't look at the pig fetus now, but sooner or later there will be a comeback." I'll give you this little doll and say, there are people in the old pig heavenly court, and the fairy Chang'e in Guanghan Palace is my favorite. There are also people in Lingshan, and the dragon girl holding the pearl under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva is my wife!"
What the?!
The red boy was pondering this, and suddenly heard the words "dragon girl holding pearls", and thought to herself, isn't this my sister, how did she become this pig-haired wife?
Uncle Sun, who was eating and drinking, didn't seem to be paying attention, and the red boy quickly pulled Zhu Bajie aside and asked in a low voice, "Uncle Zhu, you said that the dragon girl with the pearl is very close to you?"
"Nonsense!"
Zhu Bajie smiled triumphantly: "I have already made a private agreement with her for life, and we will live and fly together." ”
I understand!
I see!
The red boy suddenly realized, I said, how can this Bi Ma Wen's grandson monkey be so kind, and arrange for me to be an outsider in such a position?
It turned out that it was such an idea!
He has always had a bad relationship with Zhu Bajie, and he almost had a fight yesterday. This time, I saw that I was very skilled, so I pondered and asked me to go to Guanyin Bodhisattva to dig the corner of this Zhu Bajie, no matter who the dragon girl was willing to follow in the end, I and Zhu Bajie will inevitably fight.
Is this borrowing my hand to clean up the old pig?
Well, it's normal for a team of them to compete for a position, and it's a normal thing to dump each other.
But...... Since I understand everything, why not just do it?
What the three princesses of the South China Sea Dragon King and the like, I am not rare, and I am not used as a gun by that monkey. As long as I firmly hug the thighs of Nanhai Guanyin, the future is limitless!
What's more, even if I don't go to be the son-in-law of the Dragon King of the South China Sea, I have a good relationship with the Dragon Girl, maybe I can get the help of the Dragon King and Marshal Tianpeng at once, and when the time comes, what can I compare with a mere Fire Cloud Cave Cave Master now?!
That's it!
The red boy's plan has been decided, and he will arrange a separate banquet for Zhu Bajie, and the specifications are only higher than those of Sun Wukong. After stabilizing Zhu Bajie, he came to "Uncle Sun" again, pretending to be grateful, and said excitedly:
"My little nephew has lived for hundreds of years, and all the years before him have been wasted! Fortunately, there are elders like Uncle Sun who really think about me to help and point out a bright road! It's just ...... The little nephew didn't know the path of Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea, although he had admired the Bodhisattva for a long time, but he didn't have the opportunity to see him, this matter was ...... Do you want Uncle Sun to help introduce you?"
"No problem!"
Cui Shi patted his chest and promised: "Let's leave when we are full, after you arrive in the South China Sea, you just need to listen to my arrangements everywhere, I guarantee that under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva, there is a place for you, and you can't run." I can't take care of the dragon girl with the pearl, it's up to you to do your own thing!"
As he spoke, he also showed a rather ambiguous smile.
The red boy sneered in his heart, and he had already made up his mind. I don't want to touch the dragon girl, it's very unwise to offend a marshal of Tianpeng for no reason. As long as he borrows this monkey's relationship and becomes a disciple of Guanyin, the rest of the matter has nothing to do with him!