Chapter Ninety-Six: Master is Stupid

Since the Qiankun bag could not contain game, they could only choose some delicious food to take away under the guidance of Liu Shitao.

In the evening, they found a sheltered mountain pass to rest, and Liu Shitao took care of two silver squirrels and roasted them on the fire. After a while, the barbecue on the fire emitted a burst of fragrance, and when I looked at it again, the skin was already a little browned, and it was roasted out with grease, dripping into the fire and making a sizzling sound.

Liu Shitao turned the wooden stick and slowly brushed the fat of the meat itself all over his body with a brush.

After a while, he sprinkled some salt again, and the aroma of the barbecue suddenly became stronger, no wonder the gourmand said that salt is the best condiment, Yuan Sanye looked at the already golden meat and salivated, swallowed his saliva and asked, "How long can I eat?" ”

"One more moment." Liu Shitao looked at Yuan Sanye's greedy face, and smiled a little dotingly. He took out a few bottles of spices from his bosom and carefully sprinkled them on the meat.

With the seasoning of condiments, the aroma of the meat was even stronger, and even Yu Suifeng couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

When there was no more grease dripping, Liu Shitao removed the meat from the fire, and before he could take out the knife, there were already three gluttonous ghosts around him, looking at him pitifully.

These three gluttons are: Yuan Sanye, Gou Yu and Chen Jifan.

Seeing that they looked greedy, Liu Shitao laughed and handed a silver squirrel to Yuan Sanye, saying, "Haven't you eaten good things?" The eyes are green. ”

Yuan Sanye took it and tore a leg for Chen Jifan and the dog left, and he took the branches at both ends and began to gnaw, not afraid of being burned, while gnawing, he said inarticulately: "That is, I have been hunted down for more than a month, how can I eat any good things!" ”

Yang Xu and Zou Hai were both lying on the ground, Liu Shitao glanced at Yu Suifeng, saw that she seemed to have a little bit of a desire to eat, and pulled a leg to hand it to her. As a result, Yu Suifeng took the branch directly from his hand and began to eat it in large pieces, and Liu Shitao's hand that handed out the meat leg hung in the air very awkwardly. Seeing that Yu Suifeng ignored his meaning, he had to resign himself to his fate and began to eat.

Everyone was getting carried away with a large piece of food, and a hand suddenly stretched out from it, directly snatching Yuan Sanye's branch.

Frightened, Yuan Sanye rolled around on the spot, shouting: "Enemy attack!" Enemy attack! ”

Everyone was stunned, and they all looked behind her, their eyes were full of shock, especially Chen Jifan and Yu Suifeng, who were so shocked that they couldn't even chew.

Yuan Sanye looked back, and he was also shocked in place, unable to close his mouth.

What is the situation that shocked everyone?

It turned out that the hand that suddenly stretched out was Yang Xu's, and just when they were concentrating on dealing with the food, he woke up, saw them eating lively, and felt that his stomach was also a little hungry, so he grabbed Yuan Sanye's barbecue nearby, and he didn't feel like he had saliva and ate it arrogantly.

"I, go!" It took Yuan Sanye a long time to come back to his senses, "What's the situation?" ”

She looked at the others one by one, and found that they were also full of confusion, knowing that this situation was not in their control.

Yuan Sanye made a sound, which seemed to remind Yu Suifeng, who was still in a state of shock, she threw off the barbecue casually, rushed to Yang Xu's side in three or two steps, and asked with concern: "Guixu, what's wrong with you?" ”

And Yuan Sanye looked at the barbecue that was abandoned by her, and felt a pain in his heart, don't you eat it for me! Thinking like this, he looked at Liu Shitao with complaining eyes.

Liu Shitao hadn't eaten two bites yet, and seeing her pitiful appearance, he took out a knife and wanted to cut it off.

Yuan Sanye smiled and 'tolew' the knife and meat, or it was more appropriate to grab it, and cut off the place where Liu Shitao had bitten and handed it back to him.

"You!" Liu Shitao was about to rob, but Yuan Sanye hurriedly licked his entire leg with his tongue and looked at him triumphantly.

"Come and grab it! Come and grab it! ”

Liu Shitao looked at the vivid expression on her proud face, the small pear vortex at the corner of her mouth looked very cute, and suddenly his blood surged, and he hugged Yuan Sanye with lightning speed, took a sip, and kissed her on the mouth.

Yuan Sanye was stunned, Gou Yu was also stunned, and even Yu Suifeng and Chen Jifan, who cared about Yangxu, were stunned.

Time seemed to stop at this moment, and only Liu Shitao's brain, which had slowly calmed down, was running rapidly.

What to do? If I let go now, will she beat me to death? What to do? Or pretend to be a ghost? As soon as this idea appeared, he rejected it. No way! There was a very powerful ghost beside them, and he must be able to see through it at a glance. Dead, dead!

There was silence all around, except for the sound of Yang Xu chewing and swallowing loudly, and one or two crackling sounds from time to time in the fire.

"Smack!" Yuan Sanye suddenly came to his senses, waved his palm, and slapped Liu Shitao's face with all his might.

only heard a "whoosh", Liu Shitao turned into an afterimage and flew into the distance.

"Wow, Third Master, you have improved your cultivation!" The dog set up the gazebo with his remaining hands, looking into the distance, it was dark in the night, and he didn't know where he fell, if he was killed, there would be no such delicious meat in the future! It's a pity.

"Madan! Dare to kiss Lao Tzu! Can Lao Tzu kiss any of them? Yuan Sanye was a little unhappy, tore off a piece of meat fiercely, and chewed with a hideous face.

"Don't eat it, let's see Master first!" Chen Jifan didn't care where Liu Shitao was fanned, but said to Yuan Sanye and Gou Yu.

"What's wrong with Master?" The dog had finished eating, chewed the bones and swallowed them, and licked his fingers before asking.

"Uh-huh." Yuan Sanye still had meat wrapped in his mouth, and nodded at Chen Jifan, saying that he also wanted to ask this.

"Master, you don't seem to know us anymore." Chen Jifan was a little worried: "Can you invite Miss Yi to come out and have a look." ”

"I don't need Sister Ah Piao, I can watch it." Gou Yu grabbed Yang Xu's hand, closed his eyes and wandered around Yang Xu's body, and then said with a solemn expression: "Master's soul is gone!" ”

As soon as this remark came out, all four were shocked.

"What will happen to Master?" Chen Jifan hurriedly asked.

"I don't know."

Yu Suifeng didn't seem to believe the words of the dog, and grabbed Yang Xu's hand and poured spiritual power into it to check, she didn't know anything about the soul, and she couldn't see anything unusual at all.

"Return to the ruins!" She let out a low cry, and there was already a cry in her voice.

And Yang Xu was still eating barbecue by himself, as if all this had nothing to do with him, Chen Jifan couldn't help but secretly wipe his tears.

Yuan Sanye also stopped eating, and at this time, even if the dragon liver and phoenix marrow appeared, she had no appetite: "Is there any salvation?" ”

The dog spread his hands and said that he couldn't help: "Sister A Piao may have a way." ”

"Let her out!" Yuan Sanye said hurriedly.

"No, she consumed too much energy in the afternoon, and she is still meditating, and there will be problems if she forcibly wakes up." Gou Yu shook his head.

Yang Xu had already finished eating the meat in his hand at this time, and seeing that Yuan Sanye still had it in his hand, he reached out to grab it with a smirk.

Seeing that he had no heart or lungs, Yuan Sanye took the initiative to hand over the meat and lamented, "Master hasn't taught me to fly yet!" Alas! Why are you so stupid? ”