One hundred and forty-four, the embarrassing version of the Hummer
All in all, in short, although the preparation time was too hasty, before Wen Desi gathered his army and officially launched a full-scale counteroffensive, Commander Cai Rong, who had always been in charge of everything, finally got a car from his hard-working subordinates that could be used for crushing operations.
Moreover, this seems to be a more powerful car than a ten-wheeled truck, a privately modified six-wheeled black military Humvee!
Boxy, tall and mighty, rows of iron-like rivets, heavy steel plates tens of millimeters thick, and murderous desert camouflage paint, if you can add an improvised machine gun turret, it seems that it is enough to pretend to be an armored vehicle to rampage through the ruined streets of Iraq.
If you are a weapon lover, if you can have such a Hummer in this life that can be pulled out to show off, I'm afraid it's worth dying, right?
Even if it is an ordinary person like Wang Qiu who does not have a special love for Haode in this aspect, he is also dizzy for a while when he sees this super cool Hummer.
"I'm sorry, I couldn't find the Shiwheela truck for a while, so I got this car to ......come over," Senior Sister Ma Tong said with an apologetic face, but the smug smile on the corner of her mouth couldn't be hidden. And the head of Cai Rong was even more curious to look around the Humvee, so happy that even his tail was about to reach the sky.
"..............., well, yes, yes, sure enough, your ability to do things is relatively strong, and you have always reassured me!" Speaking of this, she also glanced at Wang Qiu next to her with disdain, "Look at it, it's impossible to get a car over within an hour!" And how did this Hummer come about? It's clear that you can't do things on your own! In the future, you must learn from your seniors! ”
For this obvious Che Shi, Wang Qiu had no choice but to nod yes.
As soon as Wang Qiu was chasing after Cai Rong's buttocks and complaining that he couldn't get a car for such a short time, Senior Sister Ma Tong had already got this seemingly powerful Humvee "armored car" from the items seized by the traffic police department
Of course, this car is just "seemingly" very powerful, and when Senior Sister Ma Tong talked about its fearful origin, it was all exposed.
"How did this car come about? Of course it was seized by the traffic police while on patrol, eh? Will car owners come looking for trouble? It's okay, it's okay, I've inquired a long time ago, when the traffic police went to check, that kid didn't even want a car and ran away~ It turned out that he was driving without a license first, and secondly he bought a smuggled car, and third, the license plate was also fake......
What's even worse is that after the inspection of the traffic police department, even the Hummer itself is a smuggling car with a variety of scrapped parts put together, just looking powerful, in fact, it is not as good as the domestic QQ car in terms of safety and strength. I felt a pity after seeing it by chance, so last time I took Director Ma's approval slip and used the traffic police's trailer to pull it to my home, and by the way, I also added oil............... "After hearing this rather terrifying ins and outs, Wang Qiu, who was about to pull the car door, was immediately so frightened that his hands shook and he almost didn't open it. After he sat in, Senior Sister Ma Tong's nagging kept coming from his ears, "...... Brother Xiao Wang! This car is so broken, and the road conditions are so bad that it can even be said that there is no road, so you must drive gently! By the way, it's best not to buckle the seat belt, so that you can jump out of the car at any time......"
Hey, what the hell are you getting for me? It can't be a one-time "kamikaze car", right?!
Wang Qiu listened attentively to Senior Sister Ma Tong's advice, took a deep breath to stabilize his mind, and then reached out to start the car key, but he grabbed an empty position There was no keyhole at all, but only a white plastic tablet. …,
Just as Wang Qiu was stunned, Senior Sister Ma Tong handed over an electronic card with a star-striped banner pattern through the open car window.
“… Take this and brush it to start the engine. Oh, by the way, this card reader may not be very sensitive, I'm afraid it will take a few more times. As a result, Wang Qiu was even more speechless.
Okay, what the hell is this broken Humvee made of using a credit card machine!!
Even if you use a walk-behind tractor to cover the skin of a Coke can, it is more reliable than this "Humvee-like, but really tattered" thing!
“… Head! I want to change cars! Wang Qiu raised his right hand and shouted.
"Rejected! You're the only one of us who has ever touched the steering wheel! If it's a man, give me a little responsibility, okay! Cai Rong scolded like this, but climbed into the car prepared by Senior Sister Ma Tong for herself, a mini four-wheeled electric vehicle dedicated to urban management in a city, limited to two people, one in front of the other, and the back of the car comes with a hanging bucket that can be loaded with seizure items The performance should be much stronger at least in terms of safety.
“… I'm sorry! Senior Brother Wang Qiu, this Hummer is really only you can drive.
Senior Sister Ma Tong rode in the driver's seat of the electric car, and folded her hands to Wang Qiu with an apologetic face, "... You just didn't get a driver's license, and I didn't learn the craft of driving at all, of course, I don't mean I can't drive any cars, such as go-karts, Mario Kart, Bumper classic cars on the computer, I can drive very proficiently, but ordinary cars really can't drive......"
“… That's enough! Wang Qiu, don't delay any longer! Tia is still in the hands of the enemy, and the land is still being ravaged by them........."
Wen Desi stuffed several unknown types of bazookas, as well as various explosive bags and grenades into the back seat of the Humvee, and yelled impatiently at Wang Qiu, who was still muttering.
Then, grabbing an AK47 automatic rifle, he jumped into the back seat of the Humvee SUV and gave the whole army an order over a loudspeaker: "... Take up your weapons! Dear warriors! The time for revenge has come! Follow me! ”
"..............., revenge! Revenge! Revenge!!! ”
A total of about 2,000 Hongshutizgan warriors, bathed in the bloody morning sun, each wielded a rubber tapper, a fire axe, a watermelon knife, an electric baton, and a three-edged military spur tied to a wooden stick. The blades of all kinds of miscellaneous weapons, filled with bloodthirsty cold light in the sun, seem to have long been hungry and ...............thirsty.
While painting their faces with dazzling oil paint, symbolizing the fight to the death, they let out a deafening declaration of revenge in unison: "..............., for our loved ones!" For our homeland! Go to hell! Whites! ”