It's a crooked building.

The top of the building is extremely asymmetrical with the bottom, squeezed in the brick walls of the left and right houses, in order to bypass the balcony on the left and the eaves on the right, the building is obviously twisted three times, hastily located in the middle of the two neat red wall bricks and tiles, with a crooked attitude, tenacious growth.

Because the exaggerated balcony of the owner of the building on the left was sheltered by the downstairs door, most of the morning sunlight was occupied by it, so when the first rays of the morning sun shone into the crooked building, it was already half past eleven in the morning.

The sunlight shone in through the crooked window, and the little white who was lying on the only table in the living room shrank down, and when the warm winter sun stroked its back, the little guy "rubbed" up, shaking off the soft hair on his body, and stretched a long lazy waist with his front legs rubbing against the floor.

The soft fox tail wagged, Xiao Bai squinted his eyes and glanced at the crooked stairs, and swayed upstairs with elegant steps.

There was a long breathing sound from the bedroom upstairs, Xiao Bai squinted his eyes and glanced at the bed, he sighed like a human, jumped on the bed dexterously, stood beside the bed, and said: "I said, when are you going to sleep?" The voice was slightly angry, but it couldn't hear the man or woman.

Qin Mu exposed half of his head hidden in his life, with deep dark circles under his eyes, and tightened the not thick quilt in a daze, "When will this ......?"

"When? It's time to get up and make money, otherwise you're going to eat empty on a mountain like this, what will you do in the future? Looking at Qin Mu like this, Xiaobai couldn't help but nag again.

"Okay, housekeeper, you can't eat a bite, sleep for a while......" Qin Mu even buried half of his head in the quilt, looking like he was entangled with the quilt to the end of the world.

"Get up...... You get up for me! The little fox bent down and bit the quilt and dragged it out of the bed, but unfortunately its body was too small to pull the "Qin Da Fat Man" wrapped in the quilt off the bed.

After dragging for a long time, perhaps finding that he was also in vain, Xiaobai gave up such a meaningless move, stood on the bed and looked at Qin Mu who looked like sushi, Xiaobai's huge white tail wagged, and a delicate voice sounded in the room: "Official~~~"

Qin Mu sat up from the bed with a panicked face, looking at a certain Bai lying on the bed on his side, dressed in a maid's uniform, his clear eyes flashed with desire, obviously innocent eyes showed complete temptation on her face, the skirt was so short that it couldn't be shorter, and the white swaying thighs stimulated the senses of Qin Daguan, and his skin was like condensation. What was even more irresistible was the snow white on his chest, seeing Qin Mu looking at him in such surprise, a certain white excited fox tail stretched out from behind him, shook it three times, and threw a wink at the same time.

"Poof......" Qin Daguan has fallen in a pool of blood.

"Hmph, hurry up and get me up!" The voice returned to the appearance of neither man nor woman, and a certain white, who had returned to its original state, jumped off the bed dexterously, and walked to the study next door with elegant steps: "It's still the most comfortable look of the body......

After a while, Qin quickly finished his personal cleaning work, with two big pieces of toilet paper stuffed in his nostrils, walked down the crooked stairs step by step, skillfully turned on the stove, and it didn't take long for a fragrance to waft out of the kitchen.

Xiao Bai sat down along the heels of Qin Daguanren, and the white hair on Tian's paws, and the sunlight projected from the kitchen window made it squint slightly.

"Who did you learn from?" Qin Mu's somewhat helpless voice came from above his head, and with the sound of a spatula, the fragrance came into his nostrils even more violently.

Xiaobai took a deep breath, like an addict, and wagged his huge tail twice: "I saw it in your computer, Mu Mu, don't you like that kind of clothes?" Otherwise, why collect so much? ”

Qin Mu: "......"

"What did you do today?" Xiao Bai didn't have time to care about Qin Mu's distorted expression, he jumped on the table lightly, and after seeing what was cooking in Qin Mu's pot clearly, Xiao Bai almost didn't fall down again, "Qin Mu!" Xiao Bai's voice became so excited that his voice became sharper, and Qin Mu trembled in fright when he shouted like this: "Why is it instant noodles again?!" ”

"It's a chicken stew with shiitake mushrooms." Qin Mu looked like "I found it for you", as a matter of course, he scooped up a mouthful of soup with a spatula and tasted it: "It tastes good." ”

"What is instant noodles?" A certain white has a tendency to run in tears.

"But it's mushroom-stewed chicken, dear." Qin Mu is kind and seductive.

"But it's still instant noodles." Xiaobai said dejectedly.

"No, dear, you can close your eyes and smell this, what is it? Do you feel like the fragrant chicken juice and soft shiitake mushrooms are boiling in the pot? Take another deep breath, ah, it smells so good...... This must be an authentic chicken stew with shiitake mushrooms, right? Qin Mu closed his eyes and demonstrated to Xiaobai.

Xiaobai closed his eyes and felt it, the ticking taste of stewed chicken with mushrooms was indeed there, but unfortunately it was still instant noodles when he opened his eyes.

Looking at the bowl of instant noodles with mushroom stewed chicken in front of him, Xiao Bai's meaty paws skillfully manipulated the chopsticks and wailed: "I really don't want to eat instant noodles...... But it turns out that a certain white swept away the bowl of Qin Daguan.

"Mu Mu ......" Xiaobai burped contentedly: "It's time to start, I don't want to be a fox who eats instant noodles and dies." ”

Qin Mu looked at his hungry stomach and looked at Xiaobai sadly, he didn't catch a single pot of stewed chicken noodles with mushrooms just now, it all went into this guy's stomach, other people's acolytes are cooking for their own masters, but he wants to cook for the acolytes, and he hasn't eaten yet, why is he so sad......

Qin Daguan weakly put the yellowed "in business" sign outside the door, opened the door and sat in front of the desk, and Xiaobai, who had already eaten, was extremely satisfied and knelt on the desk to bask in the sun......

An hour passed......

Two hours passed......

Three hours passed......

……

Qin Daguan and the little fox, from noon to afternoon, from afternoon to dusk, when there was no trace of sunlight in the house, Qin Mu moved his stiff neck, during which no one came to the door except for the yellowed sign at the door, which fell two or three times Qin Mu ran out of the door to help.

Qin Mu smiled helplessly, and spread his hands: "Look, today is not suitable for opening the door to do business at all, as a spirit, you didn't even look at the yellow calendar before, you are too much of a failure." ”

Xiao Bai deaf pulled his head, looked at the door reluctantly, he had eaten a bowl of instant noodles in the morning, and his big fluffy tail shook weakly, as if he agreed with Qin Mu's words.

Qin Mu sighed, walked outside the house and stretched out his hand to bring back the business, but when he turned around and went back to the house, he felt that his shoulders were slightly heavy, and a middle-aged man's voice appeared at the door angrily: "Excuse me, is it still open here?" ”

Xiao Bai's sleepy eyes immediately released brilliance, raised his body and stared at the visitor with interest, his big tail wagging around.

And Qin Mu's excitement was even more overflowing, he put down the broken brand in his hand very enthusiastically, and welcomed the one at the door in like his own brother, his originally small eyes narrowed, as if he had seen a banknote.

"Uh......" seemed to be taken aback by Qin Mu's enthusiasm, and hesitated for a while, if it weren't for Qin Mu's eager eyes, this old man would have wanted to run away: "Excuse me...... Is Dr. Chin there? ”

Qin Mu's eyes were shining, and his face was straight, "I am!" "Good guy, I've been looking forward to it for a day and no one has come, and as soon as I come, I'll come to the right master? As soon as Qin Mu heard that the other party could say his surname, he immediately put away those jokes.

Only patients who can call Dr. Qin's surname are Qin Mu's real guests, and you must know that outside the door of Qin Mu's broken clinic can be written "Doctor Tian's Outpatient Department".

Warmly hugged the middle-aged man and sat at the table at the door, while he sat on the opposite side.

When the middle-aged man first entered the door, Qin Mu's eyes swept over the middle-aged man's face as if there was nothing, and the faint demonic aura on it flashed, and when he looked at the middle-aged man again, he couldn't see anything abnormal.

Is it a demon?

Qin Mu and Xiaobai glanced at each other quickly, and they both saw the surprise in each other's eyes, this clinic has been open until now, and they have never seen a monster swaggering to the door, is it really that they haven't looked at the yellow calendar today, and they can't even do business?

Seeing the middle-aged man sitting opposite looking at him with a puzzled expression, Qin Mu felt that he should give this monster a good prestige, so he coughed lightly and said, "My surname is Qin." ”

The middle-aged man's face finally loosened a little, and he looked at the young man in front of him who looked like he was only in his early twenties with a look of hope, and as soon as he raised his butt to grab Qin Mu's hand, he said anxiously: "Doctor...... I ......"

"Alright." Qin Mu interrupted him, withdrew his hand in disgust, and wiped it with a tissue under the table, which was long gone: "You know my surname, presumably the person who introduced you has already said the rules, say it, your weight." "The weight is actually the consultation fee, as long as the other party says something that can satisfy Qin Mu, no matter what you want to do, Qin Mu can satisfy you, this is Qin Mu's always rule.

Xiao Bai wagged his tail, put his little face on the table with his ears deaf, and squinted his eyes, looking uninterested, but the essence in his eyes that was brighter than Qin Mu completely betrayed it.

The middle-aged man was a little nervous, recalling the words of the one who introduced himself to the powerful man in front of him: "As long as you can say something that satisfies Doctor Qin, you can do whatever you want." ”