Twenty-eight thousand, divided into three parts, I and Qu Fattou left 8,000, and the remaining 20,000 were sent to their own families, and the two didn't dare to tell the truth, I lied and said that it was a scholarship issued by the school, but my Lao Tzu was very happy, and Qu Fattou lied to him Lao Tzu said that it was a demobilization fee, and the truth was about the same, and his demobilization fee was so much...

Soldiers and ruffians, what can two ruffians do if they have money? One word! Make......

What a delicious meal! What to buy! Anyway, if you don't spend all the money, it's not over!

A month later, at dinner, I sat face to face with Qu Fattou, one holding two dried steamed buns in his hands...

"Big white work, look under the bed! I remember that there is an instant noodle seasoning packet! ”

I chewed on the dry steamed bun and stared at me: "Still thinking... What... Yesterday... It's not picking it out...... Soup... Why?"

Qu Fattou looked dejected when he heard this: "You said you in this situation!" You didn't stop me when I bought this thing! "Qu Fattou shouted at me with a seven-hole mountain opening knife." This thing shouldn't be eaten or drunk! What do you think I got a donkey kicking in the head? Why did you think to buy such a thing?! ”

This mountain knife is Qu Fattou bought from the Internet, claiming to be a genuine equipment for German mountain divisions, Qu Fattou looks like, and can't stand the seller's sister flickering, spent 800 oceans to make a handful, I have never dared to tell him that in fact, similar products are sold online for dozens of yuan...... I'm mainly afraid that this goods will carry a knife to kill the Henan seller...

"Da Baihuo, how can I see a pig's knuckle as soon as I close my eyes? Qu asked me with pitiful eyes.

I swallowed my saliva and thought, "Don't talk about pork knuckles, give me a ham sausage for a dollar." ”

"I want to eat pork knuckle... Go back to your hometown... Go ahead! It just so happens that you... The pig raised by the old lady... Fat, can kill... "I replied with a burp.

Qu Fattou was silent, this guy said that he would never go back to see his mother if he didn't mix up like a dog, according to this, if it goes on like this, he and his parents will be goodbye forever in this life...

"It would be nice to have another piece of Yuan Datou..."Qu Fat Head muttered.

"Ten more pieces won't be able to stand you up to make it like this!" I gave him a blank look, "What's delicious, what's expensive, you can eat it, you can buy it, and you don't have to look for money every time!" What about you when you are a bus without change? ”

Qu Fat's head stiffened his neck: "Don't you give a tip now!" ”

"Phew!" I spat him, "What kind of gentleman are you in a big military suit?" Also tip! Yours is in line with your national conditions? What is our national situation? If you catch a toad, you have to pee out! ”

"Stop chattering, be practical!" Qu Fattou said impatiently: "If you dry steamed buns every day to deal with it, Lao Tzu has to die here!" ”

I can't help raising such a thing in the dormitory, I don't have anything to do with it every day, and it's really a bit unbearable to let Qu Fattou suffer this crime, how can I say that people also defected to us.

I had no choice but to lead Qu Fattou out of the house to call home for help.

When I went out, I arranged for Qu Fattou to go to the campus to pick up cigarette farts, that thing was too embarrassing, suitable for him to do it as an outsider...

There's a public phone on campus, in the cafeteria, but I didn't go there, and I still owe more than a dozen dollars for cigarettes... I don't have any bouncing in my pocket, I'm really embarrassed to go...

I slipped out of the school gate, and walked a long way, I found a public telephone hall, and the telephone hall also sold newspapers by the way, and the old man who sold newspapers shouted for me to buy a newspaper, and I had that spare money...

I dialed the phone at home, and it was my son who answered the phone, I hesitated to tell the situation here, and I heard that Qu Fattou was also here, and my father was also happy, and the phone was not hung up and asked my mother to send money. Listening to my father's much older voice, I didn't dare to say too much and hung up the phone.

Seeing that I hung up the phone, the old man who sold the newspaper looked at the meter: "Four minutes and three seconds, five yuan!" ”

I was stunned: "You don't know how to do math?" Do the math again. ”

"Don't count! One piece a minute! That's the price! The old man stretched out his hand: "Give the money!" ”

I looked at the old man's outstretched hand and suddenly remembered a joke...

I bowed my head and took money out of my pocket and said to the old man, "Please bring me another newspaper." After hearing this, the old man picked up a copy of "People's Daily" from the shelf and handed it over, I took the newspaper and suddenly stopped taking out the money and raised my head: "Uncle, have you ever seen Superman?" ”

The old man was stunned when he heard this, shook his head, and I smiled at the old man: "Then you have a good look!" After speaking, without waiting for the old man to react, he ran back to school, and I finally found the fat head of the canal, which was idle, with a long-haired girl, a cigarette in one mouth, sitting by the flower pond to discuss life...

Seeing that I was looking for it, Qu Fattou didn't care about the reluctant eyes of the girl, stood up and patted his ass and left with me, and shamelessly took the girl's half box of Hongta Mountain away before leaving...

I really have nothing to say about the brute behavior of Qu Fattou...

Qu Fattou saw me holding a newspaper in his hand, shook his head vigorously and sighed: "Pedanty, sour!" When is it time to buy a broken newspaper! The two steamed buns were gone at night..."I didn't pay attention to him, and I didn't bother to tell him that this was the prize for Lao Tzu to pretend to be Superman and the old man...

The two of them are cleaner than the other in their pockets, and naturally there is nowhere to go, and the fat head of the canal still wants to pull me to the grove to ambush and watch others fight in the field at night.

I rolled my eyes when I heard it: "I can't even let out a fart when I'm hungry, and I still have that idle mind!" Go back to the dormitory as soon as possible, drink two jars of cold water, and then fill yourself with water first! ”

Seeing that my interests were general, Qu Fat had no choice but to do it, and walked towards the dormitory building with me...

The two of them entered the building one after the other, this is to deal with the building manager's aunt, and arranged the tactics of Lu in advance, I am in front of the fat head in the back, pretending not to know each other, even if the fat head of the ditch is stopped, I can get out of the way...

I entered the corridor with my front foot in front of me, and was about to rush upstairs with my head down, when I suddenly heard a loud shout from behind me: "Stop!" Don't move! ”

My face froze, and I sighed... It's still at the hands of you old shrew...

I turned around and bowed my head to prepare for the re-education of the building manager's aunt, but found that this shrew stopped me not me, but the fat head of Qu who followed me...

Xu is old shrew's aura is too strong, Qu Fat's head was also shocked, and she didn't dare to move when she stood still with her waist straight.

I saw the old shrew leave the observation port of the porter, walked out with figure-eight steps, and saw Qu Fat's eyes lit up, and she didn't look at me, and went straight to Qu Fat's head!

I walked around the staircase, not because I wanted to relieve the fat head of the canal, but mainly to see the excitement...

The old shrew walked up to Qu Fattou, looked up and down, and suddenly said kindly: "This classmate, go out of the city to find an internship in the unit, seeing that you are about to graduate, you are under a lot of pressure, listen to my sister, don't worry, take your time, if you have anything on your mind, tell your sister, my sister is here all day..."

I almost vomited blood when I heard it! This fat head is not only a girl killer, but also an idol of a fucking middle-aged and elderly woman!

I saw that the aunt of the building manager held Qu Fat's hand with a distressed face and said: "If you are embarrassed to tell your sister in person, add sister QQ, the number is XXXXXXXX, after all, my sister is a person who has come over, and I can give you some advice, it is better than you being busy alone, you see you... I've lost weight..."As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and slowly touched Qu Fat's face...

Qu Fattou's face was full of horror, and the corners of his mouth twitched, seeing that his sister's hand was about to touch his face! Shouted: "What! Aunt! It's not too early, and I'm going back in a hurry..."

"Call sister..."The old shrew pulled Qu Fat's head and said coquettishly.

Qu Fattou was about to cry: "Sister, eldest sister, sister... Please... I really went back! ”

The old shrew took Qu Fat's hand and rubbed it for a long time, and then she let go of her hand.

Qu Fat's head got out, and he didn't dare to go upstairs without daring to turn back. The old shrew shouted later: "Sister QQ..."

I heard a chill...

When the old shrew saw me, her face immediately pulled down, glared at me, turned around and entered the porter, I breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to move upstairs, when I heard the old shrew shouting in the gatehouse: "Wang Zilong! In! ”

My legs were weak, and I said in my heart: What are you calling me for! I'm a serious person...

I hesitated to enter the porter, only to realize that I had overthought it, and the old shrew was obviously not interested in anything like Shar Pei, so she handed me something and let me go...

When I went back to the dormitory, the old fat man was panting on the bed, and when he saw me come in, he shouted, "Oh Mom! What the hell! The foundation on her face has to be a foot thick, and the old demon of Montenegro is also better looking than her! ”

I waved my hand and couldn't speak, and Qu Fattou continued: "Da Bai Huo, now I know what kind of life you lived, and when you meet such a master, it's no wonder that your kid makes the clothes to be cleaned up!" If you don't accept it, you can't... Ay? What do you have in your hand? ”

Hearing what the fat head said, I remembered that the old shrew had just stuffed something in my hand, it seemed to be an envelope, and when I opened it, I was suddenly shocked into a cold sweat...