Chapter 275: Close Contact
The middle finger I raised and the words that came out between my teeth clearly angered Sima.
For a moment, I could only feel the sudden force of his legs wrapped around my neck.
At the same time, there was an even more severe pain in my restrained right arm.
At this point, I had given up resistance.
I don't know if this Sima really broke my neck with his legs, or if he just scrapped one of my arms.
I couldn't hear anything in my ears except the "buzzing" sound.
However, after waiting for a long time, I did not feel the sharp pain in my neck and arms that I had expected.
Instead, I felt Sima slowly parting his legs that were tightly wrapped around my neck.
At the same time, he let go of my right hand.
After untying myself, I didn't have the strength to get up from the ground, so I just lay on my back with my eyes closed, like a fish out of water, and I opened my mouth to breathe greedily in the air that I had not seen for a long time.
Half a day later, I was kicked in the shoulder.
I opened my eyes and tilted my head to see a fuchsia military hook shoe appear in front of my eyes.
At the same time, a familiar female voice came to my ears.
"Are you dead? If you're not dead, hurry up. ”
I looked at the beautiful purple and red leather shoes in front of me, and after crossing the two slender and slender long legs, and turning over the two proud ru peaks tightly wrapped in training clothes, I finally saw Bai Yi's pretty face full of anger.
"Hurry up."
Bai Yi stretched out his foot and kicked me in the shoulder again.
It is indeed unsightly for me to lie on the ground with this virtuous deed.
So, without waiting for Bai Yi to urge again, I quickly got up from the ground with a single bone.
After getting up, I saw that Sima's grandson had already stood up.
It's just that the expression of where this grandson is standing is a little strange, staring at Bai Yi who is standing with me and smiling with him on his face.
"Xiaoyi, we are having fun, you see what you are doing?"
Sima's third grandson's virtue, I can see what it is for, dare to wrap a circle of shining silver light around his neck, which is Bai Yi's best weapon - silver wire.
Now, I understand it all.
The reason why Sima didn't do anything to me was because he was strangled by Bai Yi who suddenly came to his neck with silver wire.
At that time, Sima and I had already killed the red eyes, and I didn't notice when Bai Yi appeared.
Presumably, Sima also didn't notice Bai Yi's sudden appearance, until he was strangled by silver on his neck, Sima realized it, and stopped his cruel hand at me.
After Sima said a word to Bai Yi with a smiling face, he saw Bai Yi's wrist shake and quickly take back the silver wire wrapped around his neck.
Sima let out a sigh of relief, rubbed the tiny red mark on his neck, and spoke again.
"Xiaoyi, why don't you help the outside and not the inside, this kid is so arrogant, you can't kill his sharpness, so you don't listen to orders in the future, and you will cause us a lot of trouble."
"His injuries haven't fully recovered yet, do you know that you would have killed him just now?"
After Sima finished speaking, he saw Bai Yi frowning tightly, and said to him with an unkind face.
"Besides, the most arrogant person we have here should be your big brother Sima, and if you want to kill you, you should be killed."
"Hehe," Sima said with another lewd smile.
"Xiaoyi, what you said is true, I am indeed arrogant, but no one can extinguish my sharpness, just rely on him?" Sima pointed at me and said with a smile.
Seeing Sima smiling on his back, Bai Yi also showed a smile on her face, but the smile on her face instantly froze.
I saw her eyes glaring suddenly, and she suddenly stepped forward, suddenly raised her long legs, and kicked on Sima's chest.
Sima obviously didn't realize that Bai Yi would suddenly make a move on him, and he was defenseless at all, and this time, it was Bai Yi's purple army that colluded and kicked firmly on his chest.
Bai Yi's kick was swift and powerful, and Sima flew backwards as soon as he kicked it.
Moreover, what Sima didn't expect was that he was standing facing me and Bai Yi before, and a few meters behind him was where the pool of yellow and white soup was.
Therefore, after being kicked on his chest by Bai Yi, Sima flew straight to the big dung tank behind him.
Before he could react, with a "poof", Sima planted himself into the manure tank with a difficulty factor of 2.0.
"Haha
Seeing Sima fall into the manure pist, I couldn't help but laugh loudly.
Sima's action in the water just now was very chic, and he simply plunged into the manure tank for a dive.
When he showed his head, his face was covered in yellow soup, and there was a soaked piece of sloppy toilet paper on top of his head.
Laughing, I walked to the edge of the cesspool.
"Your dog's got it today, too! How does it feel inside? Doesn't it smell like a stock home? ”
I ridiculed Sima by the pool, but he didn't hear it at all, just frowning and closing his eyes and retching.
"Haha
I was laughing happily, and suddenly I was kicked heavily behind me, needless to say, it must have been Bai Yi's doing.
This time, Bai Yi pedaled with the same force, and I stood very close again.
So, not surprisingly, with my eyes open in fear, I threw myself into the manure pit and threw myself into the arms of the full pool of broth.
I hurriedly closed my eyes, closed my mouth, and struggled to breathe as I stood up in the cesspool.
At this time, next to me was Sima, who had just been in a fight.
But with this kung fu, the two of them had no idea of continuing to fight, and both of them had the same movements, frowning and vomiting with their eyes closed.
"Didn't you two bastards want to fight? Let's have a good time inside. Bai Yi stood by the cesspool, covered his mouth and nose and said a word to Sima and me, then turned around and twisted his little butt and left.
After Sima and I vomited a few times, we all hurriedly climbed up the edge of the dung tank.
At this moment, the viscous fecal water had already soaked me all over my body, and I understood why Qu Fat Head and Chen Hudan didn't let me wear underwear.
The soaked underwear is thin and sticky to the body, which makes people feel disgusting and uncomfortable.
I flapped a few times, but I didn't crawl out of the dung pit alive.
The same is true for Sima on the other side of the pool.
Because of the environment, I forgot that I was abnormal, in fact, I could jump out of the pool with a slight jump, but I couldn't remember this kung fu at all
Finally, Sima and I climbed out of the dung tank one after another, and the two of us each held their knees face to face and retched again.
It wasn't until they couldn't even spit out the bile that the two of them slowly straightened up.
The soaked and sloppy toilet paper was still on Sima's head.
At this time, looking at the buddy in front of me, I suddenly had a feeling of sympathy.
"the most poisonous woman's heart," I muttered as I reached out and pinched the ball of toilet paper off Sima's head.
"Hey, who's to say it's not," Sima sighed and spoke, reaching out and tearing something from my face.
I looked down
Your uncle's! Who has used sanitary napkins! Good dog's! It is also an extended night type