Chapter 303, Turmoil
The person who opened the door and let out the above roar was a tall and strong white man, wearing the same standard military uniform as the Terran army in the movie, as if it was still a little familiar?
Fan Kang immediately recognized that this was Lieutenant Sim, the instructor of the male protagonist in the movie when he first entered the barracks?
This roar stunned the bald man directly, not only because he didn't expect that the person who opened the door was actually a foreigner, but also because he couldn't understand what Sim was saying at all.
Sim seemed even more angry when he saw the bald man's stupid appearance, he bent down and grabbed the bald man's collar and yelled, "Are you fucking deaf or dumb?" I'm asking you! ”
The bald man finally reacted, but he didn't turn his head to ask for help from the people in the house, nor did he explain it even in Chinese, but did something he shouldn't have done, only to see him suddenly punch Sim in the nose, taking advantage of the moment Sim let go of the pain, he got up from the ground and rushed out of the door, and before rushing out, he didn't forget to turn his head and yell into the house, "You guys fucking wait for Lao Tzu!" Don't try to lie to Lao Tzu......! ”
"! Sentinel, catch that! Sim covered his bleeding nose with one hand and pointed to the door with the other and yelled,
Two seconds later, the bald man shouted angrily outside the door, "Let go of me, fuck me!" Not......! "A dull scream!
"Dare to attack the sir! Get him to the confinement cell! Sim shouted out the door again, "When the assessment is over, Lao Tzu will teach him a lesson himself!" "It seems that the bald man has been subdued,
Fan Kang and Wu Chen glanced at each other, and both shook their heads slightly, Sim's order had undoubtedly pronounced the fate of the bald man being wiped out in three hours.
"That's right...... This instructor is in the movie! A voice suddenly sounded next to him, Fan Kang turned his head to look, it turned out that it was Huang Han who spoke, he muttered as if he had found something, it seems that he should have seen this movie, and the other few newcomers were also full of shock, although they may not have really watched the movie, but the trace of doubt on their faces has completely disappeared, and the troubles of the bald man are not useless,
"Alas, there are always people in Weishenme who are so brainless? The facts are all in front of you, and you still want to die? Ji Lingling whispered with some regret,
"But that's fine, at least we don't have to worry about him making trouble for us." Wu Chen laughed indifferently and whispered,
"But he also undoubtedly left us with an unpleasant impression in ......the instructor's heart," Yue Hongjie said with some concern,
"And you bunch of trash! It's no different from that bastard! Sim turned around and walked into the house again, and then a few soldiers with guns appeared at the door, looking at everyone with fierce eyes, just afraid that everyone would have a stir, and it was indispensable to serve with a gun, which scared a few newcomers except for the policemen and took a few steps back, and this action also made Sim more irritable for no reason, he covered his bloody nose with his big hand but couldn't cover the iron blue on his face, and the roar shook people's ears numb, "I really don't understand that the upper weishenme has to give me these garbage for you, What kind of bullshit uniform are you wearing, and you, miss, are still wearing skirts, do you think you're fucking here for a pageant? What the? And a bullshit kid? Fuck, when we're here for the Boy Scouts! Well? Even middle-aged women have it, I'm going to fucking be mad at you! ”
Wu Chen secretly rolled his eyes at Fan Kang, it seems that he was really said by Yue Hongjie, Lieutenant Sim hates Wu and Wu, which invisibly does not know how much negative impact it will have on everyone's assessment.
“…… Dressed all over shit you know you must be from some shitty third-rate army! But you're lucky, today is the day of the recruit assessment, and when you are all tired of the first subject assessment, Lao Tzu can kick you all back to your hometown ...... in the open! Well? How is there one more person? Sim suddenly stopped roaring and said, a flash of vigilance flashed across his face!
Wu Chen immediately understood what the problem was, and he stepped forward and gave a standard military salute to Sim, "Report to the chief!" We've got one more person temporarily, and it's an appointment! ”
As he spoke, Wu Chen took out a folded piece of paper from his pocket, unfolded it and respectfully handed it to Sim with both hands, this is the order he had prepared for Xiao Hei in advance when he was in the main god space, and it only took one general point.
Fan Kang's heart warmed, he didn't know about this matter at all, Wu Chen's work was just to make people feel at ease, and there was nothing wrong in all aspects of the matter, having him really saved him a lot of things, and fortunately he was .......
Xin Mu took the order with one hand and looked at it twice, the order was indeed no problem at all, and the procedures were complete, and perhaps Wu Chen's military salute was not only standard, but also very imposing, which surprised him, his face finally looked a little better, but he still asked with a cold face, "Which new garbage has been added?" ”
"Report to the sir, it's him!" Wu Chen pointed at Xiao Hei,
Sim turned his head and saw Xiao Hei's eyes that were taller and stronger than himself, he walked up to Xiao Hei in a few steps, looked Xiao Hei up and down, and asked, "You are Schwarzenegger?" ”
Fan Kang was silent, and commanded Xiao Hei to give a military salute to Sim, his movements were not very standard but they were quite imposing.
"Report sir, he's a mute!" Wu Chen followed up and explained,
"Can a dumb person join the army?!"
"But he's strong!"
"Heh," Sim smiled disdainfully, "strong......! As soon as the words fell, he suddenly punched Xiao Hei in the abdomen fiercely!
Fan Kang immediately felt that Xiao Hei was angry in the face of the threat, it wanted to fight back, and even kill Sim, Fan Kang quickly stopped Xiao Hei through telepathy, and at the same time, Xiao Hei's abdomen was really punched by Schwarzenegger!
However, Xiao Hei did not move at all, but Sim's hand had a kind of soreness and numbness pain on the steel plate, he looked up at Xiao Hei in surprise, and at the same time withdrew his right hand without losing face and pretending to be as usual, but only he knows how much it hurts,
Xiao Hei's dumb eyes looked at Fan Kang innocently, Fan Kang was happy, after all, Xiao Hei is a super monster with an average body index of more than 800 yuan, even if the indicators only retain a few tenths of the original after transforming into a human appearance, it is still far more than many times that of ordinary humans.
"Hmm...... Not bad! The surprise in Sim's eyes was quickly replaced by the excitement of picking up the baby, but he still shouted with a cold face, "But what are you going to do...... Schwarzenegger, see you on the playground in a moment, Lao Tzu already remembers you! ”
"Trash! Give you three minutes to change your clothes and come to the playground! Sim turned and walked towards the door, "If you can't get to the playground in three minutes, you don't have to take the test!" ”
"Long ...... Sir, where is the uniform? Pershing learned from Wu Chen and saluted a military salute and asked very carefully,
Sim looked like he almost fell, his face, which had just improved because of Xiao Hei's appearance, became gloomy again, obviously suppressed his anger and gritted his teeth and pointed to a cabinet in the corner, "I really don't know what you were doing in that third-rate army before, you don't even know this, you idiot there!" ”
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As soon as Sim left, everyone immediately rushed to the wardrobe to open it and take a look, and there were indeed several sets of military uniforms neatly arranged according to size, even men and women, and everyone quickly picked out the right number, including Xiao Hei also came to a set,
But the question arises again, how to change clothes? There is just one room here, with an unobstructed view, and a few big men are good to say, what about the four ladies?
Wu Chen waved his hand, "Time is pressing, I can't care so much, the man turns to the left, the woman dresses to the right, and you are not allowed to turn back!" ”
This is also a way, men and women are separated in an instant,
Wu Chen also made full use of the time, while changing clothes, he instructed several newcomers on the precautions for carrying out the task, and said who will help them complete the task in the task.
Fan Kang turned around and took off his clothes two or three times and changed into a military uniform, ready to move faster to make time for Xiao Hei to change in, Xiao Hei doesn't know how to dress himself, when he was buttoning his shirt, he inadvertently looked up and was stunned, it turned out that there was a screen hanging on the wall in front of him, the screen was not energized, the black mirror-like screen just reflected the scene behind him, and three clear figures were among them, and they could be recognized at a glance from their figures and hairstyles, they must be Zhan Shifang, Ji Lingling and Su Qi, They have all taken off their coats, and they can even see the style, color and hooks of the bras on their backs, the slender and gripable waists, and the seductive curvature of the hips...... It's just the back, but it's still alive and vibrant, and people can't help but blood surge, and the worst thing is that Su Qi didn't even wear a bra, and she only wore a thong underneath......
Fan Kang reacted the next second, hurriedly lowered his head, and even had a hot illusion on his cold face, but even so, his uncompetitive little brother still reacted instantly, propping up his pants, men, especially a man in his twenties......,
Fan Kang hurriedly sang the national anthem in his heart again, "Get up...... People, take our flesh and blood...... The new Great Wall ......! In his mind, he kept replaying the war blockbusters he had watched, and he sang a few words before the little brother slowly fell down again, and he was slightly relieved, but at this moment, he suddenly heard a very small voice next to him, that is, the sound of swallowing saliva, it was indeed very small, almost not much bigger than the mosquito humming a few meters away, and Wu Chen's voice kept ringing around, it was even more difficult to hear, but it still did not escape Fan Kang's wolf-like keen hearing,
Fan Kang looked sideways slightly, then frowned, Pershing was looking straight ahead, looking at the screen on the wall, the sound of swallowing saliva was made by him, and from his point of view, although it was a little biased, unlike Fan Kang, who could see the backs of Ji Lingling and Su Qi,
Fan Kang's good impression of Pershing in his heart quickly decreased a lot, but it was not good to dismantle Pershing in person, and if he pretended not to know, he felt a little sorry for Ji Lingling and them, and when he was thinking about what to do, suddenly in the corner of his eye, a tall figure appeared beside Pershing,
Is that......? Fan Kang reacted violently and secretly screamed that it was not good, and quickly issued an order through telepathy, but he was still a step late, and the tall figure was none other than Xiao Hei!
Xiao Hei's expressionless face didn't say a word, stretched out his big hand like an oversized iron tong, and pressed Pershing's neck like a chicken and pressed him to the ground!
Pershing screamed in horror, everyone next to him was startled, and Wu Chen's voice stopped suddenly! Everyone got dressed a few times, including several women, and looked at this scene in puzzlement, and several newcomers had extremely nervous looks on their faces.
Fan Kang smiled bitterly in his heart, and quickly ordered Xiao Hei to let go of Pershing,
Xiao Hei stood up obediently, and then looked at Fan Kang with his confused eyes, as if to say Don't you want me to do this?
Pershing was so frightened that he rushed behind Huang Han from the ground, looking at Xiao Hei with an expressionless face with fear in his eyes, with a little weakness in fear.
"What's going on......?" Wu Chen asked, but his eyes were looking at Fan Kang, because he knew that without Fan Kang's orders or thoughts, Xiao Hei would not attack others for no reason, but before he finished speaking, he looked up at the screen on the wall and the many clear figures reflected on the screen, and he understood, and was stunned for a moment and couldn't help laughing,
Wu Chen smiled, Zhan Shifang, Ji Lingling and the others followed his gaze to the wall and immediately understood, Zhan Shifang frowned slightly, Ji Lingling's face changed color all of a sudden, she glared at Pershing angrily, her face was red and black, and she was about to walk towards him,
"Misunderstanding, it should just be a misunderstanding," Wu Chen hurriedly stopped Ji Lingling and persuaded when he saw this, "I didn't notice that there was a screen ...... on the wall,"
As soon as these words came out, everyone understood, and they all looked at Pershing with different eyes, Su Qi also understood, and her face was red to the root of her ears, but Song Jinhui next to her also blushed slightly, and glared at Pershing with a smile, but there is really nothing wrong with you here.
Pershing's face was really embarrassed, and he hurriedly said in embarrassment, "I'm sorry, I'm ...... I really didn't mean to ......,"
"Well, I said it was a misunderstanding, time is pressing, go to the playground first!" Wu Chen also kindly helped Pershing speak, this is really not a big deal, men, they all understand,
Ji Lingling also felt that her reaction was a little overdone, so she snorted and did it, but she couldn't help but wonder a little in her heart, it was common to wear a three-point swim in the pool in reality shijie before, why was she so annoyed this time just by looking at the back, suddenly, her heart moved and seemed to understand the reason, "Maybe it's because he's also here, I feel a little sorry for him, right?" By the way, Xiao Hei is just an alien, how can he understand this? Could it be that he saw it, so he ......? While thinking about it, Ji Lingling's face turned even redder.
A small turmoil subsided, except for Huang Han jokingly patting Pershing's shoulder, no one said anything more, because it was really just a trivial matter,
Fan Kang and Wu Chen hurried up to start changing clothes for Xiao Hei, and in the process, several women naturally had to turn their backs, only Huang Han, Lu Xiaoming and Pershing looked at this scene in confusion, and some didn't understand why the tall Schwarzenegger had to let people help change clothes?
However, Huang Han and Lu Xiaoming didn't think much about it, there are enough strange things here, and it is not surprising that there is no more of this one, only Pershing's eyes looked back and forth at the backs of Fan Kang and Wu Chen, recalling the scene just now in their minds, Zuihou locked his eyes on Fan Kang's body, and an annoyed and cold gaze flashed in his eyes extremely concealed.......
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When I rushed out of the barracks, the time was almost three minutes.
It turned out that everyone was really in the same barracks as in the movie, surrounded by tall four big walls, every few meters on the city wall was a huge artillery-like weapon, in the middle was a huge playground, scattered with many special training equipment, not to mention that there were thousands of soldiers wearing uniform were scattered in different areas of the training ground, slogans, shouts, cheers, reprimands and gunshots were endless, the whole barracks was like an explosion, what was going on in full swing, as for the bald man, The devil knows where he is imprisoned,
Fan Kang saw at a glance that a team of about 100 people was rapidly gathering dozens of meters away, and it was Sim who was standing in front of the team!
"There! Walk! ”
Everyone trotted all the way there, Fan Kang and other seniors deliberately slowed down so as not to get too far away from a few newcomers behind them, but they didn't reach out to help anyone, wanting to see how the physical fitness of a few newcomers was before the assessment began.
Sure enough, most of them are as judged in advance, the most physical fitness is Huang Han, who can follow behind very calmly, and the most surprising is Lu Xiaoming, he is a little panting, but he can barely follow behind Huang Han, thinking that it has something to do with his profession being a courier, Pershing is really very empty, he gasped for breath without running two steps, and was soon left behind, a little faster than Su Qi, the worst is Song Jinhui, where is running, it is not much faster than walking, even then it looks like he is going to collapse,
This scene made Fan Kang, Wu Chen and the others finally understand that their expectations were still too optimistic, in order not to let Sim fall into the impression of being unpleasant again, they had to slow down even more, and collectively made a scattered appearance and waited for a few newcomers behind them to follow, and then lined up together on the Zuihou side of the line.
As soon as they arrived, they immediately attracted the curious, mocking or indifferent eyes of many people in the team, and Fan Kang recognized several movie protagonists standing at the head of the line at a glance, including the male protagonist Johnny and the female number two Ties.
After standing still, Fan Kang saw that Sim immediately threw a strange gaze at them, especially for the crumbling Song Jinhui and others, that gaze could no longer be described as dissatisfied, it was simply disdainful from the bottom of his heart!
"All right, gentlemen, ladies, bunnies! Except for some garbage, all of you have completed your devil training, and today is the time to test your quality! Sim shouted as he paced in front of the group,
"Needless to say, you already know that only after completing all the assessments can you be eligible for a military rank, and only after obtaining a military rank can you become a real soldier and enjoy citizenship!"
"Don't think that I will be open to you, only the truly qualified soldiers who can get military ranks from my hands will get rid of the unqualified, and go back to be your lowly civilians forever!"
"Don't talk nonsense, there are a total of five events assessed today, namely ten-kilometer obstacle run, armed fighting, target shooting, squad combat and live-fire assault, I can remind you that only if you pass at least three of them, it is possible, I mean maybe, not for sure, get the rank, understand?"
"Yes, sir!"
"Okay, the first event, the 10km obstacle run!"