Chapter 284: Don't fart if you eat potatoes and beef

Zhou Chunyu thought about it carefully, he really asked more about Shen Mugu's whereabouts, he was restless in Mingfeng Villa, secretly monitored by himself and Feng Haiqi, is it still in the Yashan Dragon King Temple where women and children are piled up. （）

Zhou Chunyu said with a smile: "It's cheaper for this kid, the accommodation conditions of Mingfeng Villa are much better than those of the Dragon King Temple, even me and the seal have been on the floor for a long time, this kid can sleep Simmons with clean sheets as soon as he comes." ”

Wang Lu smiled and said nothing, the accommodation conditions are naturally good in Mingfeng Villa, but the geographical advantage of Yashan Longwang Temple is the most rare, if the light map is comfortable, a long time ago, he could take a family to live in a single house in Yinjiang Town, but if he really did this, when the corpse tide came, he would end up with the guy who set fire to the town. People have no far-sighted worries, and the condescending and dangerous Yashan Dragon King Temple can only be guarded by their own family.

Zhou Chunyu went to the grotto to take Shen Mugu, came to the pit in the grotto, and saw Shen Mugu sleeping with the corpse in his arms from behind. People who can survive the end of the world are not fuel-efficient lamps, and people who can come up with the ability to hold the corpse from behind, restrain the corpse's actions, and then sleep peacefully with the corpse in their arms cannot be a clown.

Zhou Chunyu suddenly became a little vigilant, since Shen Mugu was caught, he was crying and crying, begging for mercy, and he was also a little careless by his appearance, it seems that Wang Lu has a vision, let himself be Shen Mugu, and clearly tell him - don't pretend to be a little bit of Lao Tzu, I want you to die and you live, it's just a matter of my words, it's good to be honest, if you are not honest, I will use you to feed the corpse.

Zhou Chunyu stood at the mouth of the pit and shouted: "Don't play dead sister, get up for Lao Tzu." ”

Shen Mugu actually couldn't really sleep, at most he just closed his eyes to recuperate, in fact, he had already heard Zhou Chunyu coming, and deliberately snoring was pretending to be crazy and stupid, and then hearing Zhou Chunyu's reprimand, he quickly opened his eyes and wanted to struggle up from the ground, the smart corpse in his arms was actually quiet for a moment, and then it twisted again, and one person and one corpse rolled over and rolled over and couldn't get up from the ground for a while.

Zhou Chunyu waited impatiently on it, and shouted: "Your sister has endless work, hurry up, and some work is for you to do." ”

Shen Mugu listened to the great joy and let himself work, great, this is to accept himself as a junior brother - no, no, no, he is too optimistic, he should accept himself as a slave. Finally got a big thick leg.

At this time, the wise corpse in Shen Mugu's arms also heard Zhou Chunyu's angry reprimand, although it couldn't understand the meaning, it felt the anger in the master's voice, and suddenly became honest and motionless.

Shen Mugu took the opportunity to put his arms out of the head of the Zhi corpse, and then took the rope out of its mouth, and the Zhi corpse was honestly at his mercy. Shen Mugu threw the rope at the mouth of the pit, and Zhou Chunyu pulled him up again, and at the mouth of the pit, the rope was untied.

Shen Mugu rubbed his wrist, which was tied up with some blood and slightly swollen, and his face was full of flattering smiles: "This, this Master Zhou, what kind of work do you want me to do, just say, don't look at my thinness, I can still do some work." ”

Zhou Chunyu pulled his face: "Where is so much nonsense, just follow me." ”

When Zhou Chunyu and Shen Mugu came to the Dragon King Temple, a group of women and old people were going down the mountain, Zhou Chunyu hurriedly stepped forward to support Old Man Chen, Shen Mugu had eyes, and was busy going up to support the other half of Old Man Chen's body, but was scolded by Zhou Chunyu: "Are you blind?" Didn't you see the old man's arm with a splint and couldn't touch it? Go, help Aunt Cui go. ”…,

Mrs. Cui didn't have any prejudices against Shen Mugu, although her two were caught and injured by the Lin brothers, but when Shen Mugu locked them in the kitchen, he once wiped their blood and fed them a few mouthfuls of water, knowing that he was not a villain in nature, so he let him help him down the mountain.

A group of people made a fuss and went down the mountain, leaving only Wang Lu and Wang Bi'an holding the pear head on the mountain, and the pear head saw "mother" - that is, Chen Wei was not around, and raised his hand at the mountain road where she disappeared and shouted, Wang Bi'an hurriedly patted her and coaxed: "Sister Litou is good, mother and Uncle Zhou have a lot of work to do in Mingfeng Villa, but I can't take care of you." Litou and his brother play in the mountains, and when they have dinner, they go to play with their mother. ”

In addition to being the closest to Chen Wei, the second is Wang Bi'an, on the mountain, the adults are busy to death all day long, and only Wang Bi'an takes care of her, and even her father Zhou Chunyu has to rank third.

Wang Lu said: "Go, put the pear head on the bed, if the little guy rests, if you are free, come and help Dad carry the supplies." ”

Wang Bi'an responded: "Litou has been playing for half a day, and she is almost tired, I will feed her some sugar water, and she will be able to fall asleep in a while." As he spoke, he hugged his pear head back to the bedroom.

Not to mention that Wang Lu and Feng Haiqi were lifting materials at the bottom of a mountain and lifting materials from mountain to mountain, Wang Bi'an also came to help after waiting for the pear head to fall asleep, only said that Shen Mugu, followed by a group of men, women and children, still took a motorized boat, carrying more supplies than when he came last time, and returned to the river beach outside Mingfeng Villa.

After everyone returned to Mingfeng Villa, Chen Wei first arranged for Old Man Chen to live in, and the room where Old Man Chen lived was originally from the previous retreat, and all the utensils in it were all placed in the place where Old Man Chen was used to it, which was also convenient.

Chen Wei asked Mrs. Cui to accompany Old Man Chen to take care of him, but she didn't expect to be opposed by the two old men, Old Man Chen said: "Teacher Xiao Chen, where can my wife sit still, I can't move by myself, you can go and get busy." The cow has to be processed quickly, so the meat can't be eaten for a while, and the refrigerator in this villa is out of power and it's just an ornament, I look at it, and it has to be made into beef jerky to be preserved. ”

Chen Wei said: "There is electricity and a refrigerator on Yashan, but the refrigerator is a little smaller, and it can't hold much beef." It's a pity, how can beef jerky be as delicious as fresh beef. Then he smiled and said: "It's because I'm not greedy enough, this cow was killed by two beasts, Uncle Chen doesn't know how to feel heartache, I'm good, patronize and eat." ”

Old man Chen waved his hand and said: "What is this, eat it when you should eat, speaking of which, when we lived in the villa, we also ate several of your ducks, this account can't be calculated." ”

Speaking of ducks, Chen Wei suddenly thought of the chickens and rabbits that Mrs. Cui gave her, and said embarrassedly: "Speaking of which, we were trapped in the mountains this time, thanks to the chickens and rabbits sent by Aunt Cui, and we had to eat them so that everyone didn't starve to death." ”

Mrs. Cui said: "Speaking of which, I miss the little guy raised at home, and I don't know if Lu Dao is still alive." I guess the chicken is still alive, the inner door of the house is open, there is food in the room, the chicken runs in and out to find food, but this rabbit, locked in a cage, after many days, will starve to death. ”

Old man Chen said: "Old woman, you really think too much, as long as people live, there is nothing they want in the future." Let's go and help Teacher Xiao Chen kill the cow. I think it's okay for Mr. Xiao Chen to kill a chicken and rabbit, but it's difficult to kill a cow. ”

really responded to Old Man Chen's words, in the yard, Zhou Chunyu, Xie Ling, and Shen Mugu surrounded the cow and didn't know how to start.

The cow had already died, and was stoned to death by Lin Zaoting.

Zhou Chunyu said hesitantly: "Does this cow want to bleed?" Killing a pig is to let the blood go, and the meat is not delicious without blood. ”…,

Xie Ling glanced at him: "This cow has been dead for a long time, and the blood must have coagulated in the blood vessels, how to put it?" ”

Zhou Chunyu thought for a while and said: "In the past, we found a family in a village that sold buffalo meat, and that family poked a water pipe into the heart of the cow and then filled it with water, we can also use this method to try to drain the water condensed in the blood vessels as much as possible." ”

That's just the way it works.

Everyone started and found all kinds of sharp knives in the kitchen of the villa, Zhou Chunyu cut the throat of the cow with a few knives, and sure enough, it had been dead for a long time, and the blood only slowly flowed out. Zhou Chunyu continued to go under the knife, opening the entire tripe, and the internal organs and intestines rolled to the ground.

Xie Ling and Mrs. Cui immediately picked the internal organs to clean, and the beef stomach and beef intestines were all edible.

Zhou Chunyu used a knife to cut a hole in the heart of the big cow, and next to him, Shen Mugu had already prepared a bucket of water and a plastic water pipe, and stabbed the water pipe into the main vein of the cow's heart, and then Shen Mugu took water in his mouth and blew it into the cow's heart.

Originally, this job should have been done with a water pump, but now naturally there is no such condition, so he can only let Shen Mugu force play.

Zhou Chunyu saw Shen Mugu blowing his neck thickly with his cheeks, and couldn't help but be a little funny, he used to scold the meat seller every day for having no conscience and engaging in immoral water-injected meat, but today he didn't expect to do this himself, and suddenly saw Shen Mugu blowing white foam on the side of his mouth, and couldn't help but think, damn, then everyone didn't eat this kid's saliva meat today?

The trick of injecting water seemed to work to some extent, and a thick and thick blood slowly flowed out of the veins of the cow's throat, Zhou Chunyu threw a knife to Shen Mugu, and the two peeled and cut the meat together.

Both of them are new, how can they have the demeanor of Ku Ding to solve the cow, only to know that the road is cut indiscriminately, and a good piece of cowhide is poked out of holes, until Xie Ling and Mrs. Cui cleaned up the cow's internal organs and came back, and the four of them worked together to decompose the cow into seven, seven, eight, eight.

Xie Ling selected some of the best beef tenderloin, and asked Zhou Chunyu to send it back to Yashan quickly, and ice it in the refrigerator, and the rest of the beef, except for some of the beef that was immediately burned in the kitchen with a pressure cooker, was all made into jerky.

The meat fiber of the buffalo is coarse and not easy to cook, but fortunately, in order to cater to the taste of the guests who yearn for a real farmer, this farmhouse deliberately opened the earthen stove, when the red firewood burned, blowing the pressure cooker and sizzling, and the meat rotted everywhere.

Chen Wei, Xie Ling, Mrs. Cui and Shen Mugu began to make air-dried beef again, the knife cut the remaining beef into small pieces, and then mixed with salt, green onions, ginger, sugar pre-melted seasoning, marinated on the side, and then taken out tomorrow to dry in a ventilated place, air-dried for 3 days is almost OK, such air-dried beef, can be stored at room temperature for more than 1 month, when eating, it can be boiled or fried.

Seeing that although there were many kinds of materials brought to Mingfeng Villa, there were no fresh vegetables, so she called Shen Mugu and asked him to go with her to the surrounding farmland to find some vegetables.

Mrs. Cui is worthy of being an old farmer, she pointed out to Shen Mugu, and in the farmland that had passed the flood, she insisted on finding vegetables such as radish, callus, potatoes and loofahs.

When Shen Mugu came back with a bucket of vegetables covered in mud, Chen Wei, who was originally uplifted, nodded secretly, this person could carry it clearly, and he didn't plan to run away.

When Zhou Chunyu picked up Wang Lu, Feng Haiqi, Wang Bi'an, and Litou from Yashan to Mingfeng Villa, a table of feasts had already been prepared.

The main dish is naturally braised beef, put in a small stainless steel basin, are all beef pieces the size of a fist of pear heads, although the buffalo meat is thick, but Chen Wei can not stand Chen Wei put enough star anise, fennel, ginger, pepper, soy sauce, sugar, rice wine and other ingredients, and it is a fierce pressure cooker stewed for a long time, the pieces of beef are all "red light", and you can smell a strong fragrance from afar.

Then there are fried potato cakes and vinegared shredded potatoes, stir-fried pickles, braised radish, sauced radish cubes, loofah salted broth, and a large pot of red braised duck pieces. The dishes are expensive in one word, and they are all packed with small stainless steel basins, and the tubes are enough. …,

Xie Ling also served some cold dishes such as peanuts, pistachios, mud snails, salted crabs, and jellyfish skins brought from the supermarket.

Wang Lu brought a few bottles of cold beer and drinks from Yashan, and in order to bring these things down the mountain, after he took the wine and drinks out of the refrigerator, he immediately wrapped them in a small quilt and took them all the way to Mingfeng Villa, which was still cool.

Zhou Chunyu couldn't wait to open a bottle of Daliangshan beer, took a big sip, and sighed deeply: "This tastes comfortable." ”

Wang Lu took a cup - it contained iced Wang Laoji, "Come, everyone, for our beautiful tomorrow, cheers." ”

"Cheers, Cheers." The big guy banged on the table with the drink in front of him, and even the pear head was holding a milk bottle and screaming in Wang Bi'an's arms.

Although it was Wang Laoji, Wang Lu was actually a little drunk. There are beef and potatoes, a great man once said that potatoes and beef are GC life, and there is poetry, you are not allowed to fart after eating. Of course, the great man eats roast beef with potatoes, but today everyone eats braised beef with fried potatoes, which is almost the same, and if you eat it, you are also not allowed to fart.

He looked at the noisy crowd under the moonlit night, Chen Wei was holding the pear head and feeding her rice cereal, smiling and watching Wang Bian and Xie Ling fight fists, the loser scratched his nose, Wang Bian lost several times in a row, and was scraped to tears, but he was still not convinced, and pulled Xie Ling to compare; Zhou Chunyu was forcing Shen Mugu to hold a bottle of beer to "blow the horn", and there were already five or six empty beers next to him, and he couldn't see that Shen Mugu was not bad at drinking; Feng Haiqi and Old Man Chen sat together, and they didn't know where Lu Dao took a bottle of Guyue Longshan, on such a hot day, he actually drank rice wine, Wang Lu wanted to persuade Old Man Chen, this hurt his bones, and it was not good to drink, but he just shook his head, and he was on the rise, and the two of them were just holding small wine glasses and taking a few sips, but it was okay.

At this time, Mrs. Cui turned out of the kitchen, holding two pots in her hands, one was osmanthus fried rice cakes, and the other was flower rolls.

Wang Lu took a sip of Wang Laoji, who was a little lukewarm, looked up at the moon in the treetops, and suddenly sighed, this is the day he is pursuing.

Plain, stable, harmonious and beautiful, without quarrel with the world, it will be a lifetime.

Unfortunately, it's all!

Underneath this lively scene, there are many headaches that Wang Lu has to face.

Xie Ling, this girl has always wanted to stutter and eat, it is estimated that she is also waiting for herself to eat, but she has never found the opportunity, not to mention anything else, there is Chen Wei staring at it next to her, lady, son, this is his most central core interest, these "two centers" can not be shaken, but if Xie Ling is moved, it will not be easy to clean up.

Zhou Chunyu, for the time being, all his body and mind are on Litou, as long as he takes care of Litou, he will definitely be loyal, but as the years go by, it is impossible for a man who is so strong that he gets up every morning and erects himself alone in an empty bed. Wang Lu actually noticed Zhou Chunyu quietly staring at Xie Ling's back more than once. Of course, Wang Lu knows that Zhou Chunyu has no malice, looking at the back of the beauty, Wang Lu used to do a lot in Tianyi Square, but it is not a matter in the long run. What if a sister-in-law is tolerable and an uncle can't bear it. It would be nice if I could find a mother-in-law for Zhou Chunyu, in this troubled world, there is no need for a marriage ceremony, just pull on the bed. This woman should not be difficult to find. The question is, Zhou Chunyu has become a "family", will he still do things for Yashan wholeheartedly?

and Feng Haiqi - don't talk about this buddy, Wang Lu can't control him at all.

Old man Chen, Mrs. Cui, don't say anything else, you have to heal Old Man Chen's arm quickly, Wang Lu's agricultural industry is still counting on him. Again, this is a big problem. …,

As for Shen Mugu, who is still in the observation period, Wang Lu is even more vigilant, to be honest, he regrets it a little, maybe he shouldn't leave this guy, because he can sense zombies, in case one day he performs the "own corpse" function, this guy shouts "Wang Lu is a zombie", what can I do.

Alas, it's really hard.

Adults are not comfortable, they are not adults. This is similar to the local saying in Yonggang City, "To be a man is to kill embryos".

Wang Lu drank Wang Laoji, go to his ball, what do you want to do like this, there is wine today and drunk today. When I fled from Sunshine City, my family had almost nothing, and I didn't even know where to sleep tomorrow.

Wang Lu lifted Wang Laoji's red can, raised it towards the moon, and didn't know who to salute or what, so he drank it all in one gulp.

After dinner, everyone played poker and mahjong for a while under the moonlit night, in this farmhouse, there are these facilities, and even have automatic mahjong tables, although there is no electricity can not automatically shuffle the cards, but it does not prevent them from building cards.

Litou was the first to sleep, after all, Old Man Chen was injured, he was old again, and he couldn't stay up late, so he slept with Mrs. Cui first, Xie Ling first played poker with Wang Bi'an and Chen Wei for a while, and drove away Wang Lu, and played mahjong with Feng Haiqi, Zhou Chunyu, and Shen Mugu for a while. It wasn't until Chen Wei repeatedly reminded everyone that it was not early, so they each found a room to sleep.

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