Chapter 118: The Arrogant Cook

Several people think about their own thoughts. After a long while, the weak team finally had to reluctantly retreat, put their mission on hold for the time being, and let Luo Luo and the dancers enter the boss's room first. In this way, if the two of them really receive a task such as helping the boss, they can still have time to prepare...... Prepare to run away, for example!

The boss's room is different from the outside, it is completely paved with bluestone slabs. As soon as I walked into the room, the innermost part of the door was a bluestone platform like an altar, surrounded by a stone fence, in the middle of the platform, the boss with a human head and a sheep body was kneeling on the ground with four hooves, but the upper body was straight, and the eyes were not open on the face of a human male, as if he was resting. And not far behind him, there stood an old human man.

Seeing Luo Luo and the dancer walk in, the old man raised his head in slight surprise, and the boss with the human head and sheep body also seemed to sense, opened his eyes, and stood up straight.

"Look! I'll just say he's in good shape, six-pack abs! The dancer laughed, not caring at all about the boss on the altar and the ugly face of the little old man. Introduced to Luo Luo with an obscene face.

"Ahem!" Luo Luo coughed in embarrassment, turned his face and pretended not to know the lewd man next to him.

The people of the rescue team are outside the door of the boss room, looking in expectantly, hoping that the two people and the two monsters inside will stop talking nonsense, and let's fight quickly! In this way, their team can no longer have to worry about those two people and rush straight in!

To their surprise, the boss didn't attack directly like the other teams did when they entered, but turned his head and exchanged hesitant glances with the old human man behind him, as if they were silently communicating something.

"Why don't you fight yet?!" Waiting anxiously to save the wounded, the others behind him also had impatient expressions. Until the boss turned around and turned his head to the dancer without saying a word.

While the boss was silent, the team outside the door was secretly swallowing saliva, and finally, the boss made a move, he opened his hooves, and just took a step forward in the direction of the dancer, and the group of beasts immediately cheered outside the door: "Finally beat him!" ”

As for being happy like this?! Luo Luo listened to the cheers coming from outside the door that he didn't intend to hide, and was speechless with black lines all over his head - what did the dancer do to make them hate him so much?!

Surprisingly again, the boss did not fight the dancer as the others had imagined, but slowly took a few steps forward, stretching his head in the direction of the dancer and Lololo, his nose twitching, as if trying to sniff out something from the air. And the dancer continued to giggle quietly, as if he didn't care about the other person's actions.

When the boss seemed to determine something from the scent, he turned back and nodded to the old human man, who stepped forward. He opened his mouth and asked the dancer and Luo Luo, "What are you here for?!" ”

"Let's feed Baa!" The dancer smiled obscenely, his ambiguous eyes firmly locked on the big *oss of the human head sheep standing on the altar, and when he said the last two words "baa", he deliberately bit the words very clearly, which made people feel very unhappy when they heard it.

When the boss on the altar heard the dancer's words, he suddenly spoke, and a calm male voice echoed in the room: "Linna's new cook?!" ”

"The boss has spoken!" Saving the life and helping the wounded were dumbfounded, listening to the male voice that suddenly appeared, and was surprised and didn't know what kind of reaction to make. And his teammates are no better, they all have stupid faces, and they seem to have been hit by the voice they heard in their ears - does the boss of this dungeon turn out to be able to talk?! Is it really a hidden mission?!

"Cook?! You say me?! The dancer looked at the boss in front of him with a strange expression, and looked him up and down inside and out under the incomprehensible gaze of the other party, and then snorted coldly from his nose and threw a sentence with disdain: "Lao Tzu only cooks for the boss and beauties!" After speaking, he turned his head away with great ambition, and said, "Lao Tzu just doesn't bird you!" Expression.

Don't cook for me?! Do you think that Lina's "hey, baa" means bringing hay to my mouth?! After hearing the dancer's words, the boss was slightly stunned, and then he was trembling with anger.

Seeing that the boss seems to be going crazy at any moment, Lolo is depressed, and the team outside the door is torn - from their own point of view, they want the dancer to fall out with the boss. This way, there is no one to stop them from completing the task, and they are more likely to get a strong helper; But from the player's point of view, the dancer who doesn't take the hidden mission seriously really makes them feel very hot to watch!

"Why don't you ......" Luo Luo hesitated for a while, timidly walked in front of the boss who was about to run away under pressure, and said to himself in a small voice: "How about I cook?!" ”

"You?!" This time, the boss despised Luo Luo, only to see his eyes widen fiercely, glanced at Luo Luo with disdain, and said unhappily: "Let's not talk about whether you have master-level cooking skills, I'm afraid you have never even learned basic cooking, right?!" ”

He's talking about life skills in cooking?! It turns out that the reason why the little girl talked to the dancer and left such a request was because the dancer had master-level cooking skills?! After hearing the boss's words, Luo Luo suddenly figured out the reason why he received the quest when he was in the stone chamber just now. After figuring this out, she couldn't help but worry - she really hadn't learned cooking skills in the game, what should she do now?!

"You don't have to eat if you want to!" When the dancer heard the boss speak to Luo Luo, he couldn't help but refute it, and looked like he was supporting his sister-in-law: "Can you eat the food cooked by your sister-in-law?!" ”

"You!" The boss was so angry that his eyes widened, and he couldn't wait to swallow the man in black in front of him. The dancer, on the other hand, glared back nonchalantly, not minding to fight each other first before talking.

Just as the scene was about to touch, a hesitant voice came from outside the door: "My friend and I have cooking skills, how about we make it?!" ”

Seeing that this rare hidden mission was about to fall into the hands of the dancers, they even forgot to continue to be afraid of the dancers' strength, and couldn't help but jump out and want to make some amends, and by the way see if they could get some benefits.

"Humph!" The dancer snorted coldly, turned his head and didn't speak, not caring if his task would be robbed or not, Luo Luo lowered his head and thought about it. It seems that the dancer's behavior of carrying the burden is not very good, so he also acquiesces to the team's participation in the task of the two of them.

Seeing that the two men in black in front of him had no intention of objecting, the boss lowered his head and muttered for a while, and finally said with an ugly face: "Okay! I did get a little hungry! As long as you don't make it too bad! ”

As soon as they got permission, the people who saved the lives and helped the injured immediately prepared happily and began to take the ingredients out of the space bag in the same way. I really can't see that this team has a lot of things, decomposed pieces of meat, wild fruits, spices, flour...... There are all kinds of food, and it looks like you can really make a lot of delicious food.

The boss watched the five people in front of him take out the rich ingredients and busy working, nodded with satisfaction, deliberately ignored the dancers, knelt down on the altar again, and continued to stop and sleep, no longer looking in the direction of the two men in black.

And the dancer unhurriedly boarded the game's built-in forum, ignoring everything in front of him, Luo Luo looked left and right, and really couldn't find anything to do, so he simply squatted on the edge of the altar, hanging his head and dozing.

In the boss's room, all that is left is the sound of pots colliding while cooking food. The rest of the people coexisted peacefully without interfering with anyone, revealing an atmosphere of strange harmony that should not have been here.

I don't know how long it was, but with a burst of strange smells, the irrepressible voice of excitement finally sounded loudly: "It's done!" ”

Awakened by this sound, Luo Luo rubbed his eyes in a daze, looked left and right in a daze, and couldn't react to where he was now, and the dancer didn't know when he sat next to her, and he had already withdrawn from the forum at this time, and was looking at a lot of things in front of him with a funny face.

The boss stood up, as if he had been hungry for a long time. With an expectant look on his face, he waited for him to bring out the food he cooked.

Luo Luo thought for a while, and then finally remembered that she was still on a mission, and hurriedly looked in the direction of saving the life, only glanced at it, she was immediately stunned, hesitated for a while, and then pulled the sleeve of the dancer next to her, and asked blankly: "What kind of mission prop is that?!" ”

Quest items?! The dancer almost wanted to burst into laughter for Luo Luo's words, but after looking at the expression of anticipation for saving lives, he still kindly held back his laughter, lowered his head, and whispered in Luo Luo's ear: "That's not a mission prop, that's roast chicken!" Well, at least that's what I think......"

Grilled chicken?! Luo Luo, who heard the answer, was stunned and protruded his two eyes, and looked at the bird-shaped object that was about to be handed to the boss in his hand, and after a long time, he lost his mind and said, "It turned out to be a roast chicken?!" I thought it was a mummy......"

Such a shriveled and textureless roast chicken is as if it has been weathered in a grave for tens of thousands of years, how did the people in the life-saving team make such a food rich in historical vicissitudes?!

The dancer curled up, holding his stomach in pain and trying to suppress the laughter that was about to burst out, looking like a sheep epileptic was doing, which made Luo Luo beside him look worried.

"And what about that?!" After being silent for a while, Luo Luo couldn't help but be curious, and continued to tug at the dancer's sleeve, pointing to a strip that looked like a burning stick and looked very hard, and asked again, "Is it a weapon?!" ”

“…… Long bread. ”

"So that?! ......" was a plate of flowers, much like the product of some kind of vomiting.

“…… Vegetable and wild fruit soup"

……

After asking several dishes in a row, Luo Luo finally gave up weakly and continued to ask, and the face of the boss on the altar became more and more ugly.

The rescuers and others looked at the boss's face tremblingly, while listening to Luo Luo's unintentional evaluation of the food he made, and they were so embarrassed and depressed that they couldn't do it - learning to cook is just to have a full stomach, as long as there is no food poisoning! What man would delve into this kind of work for a?!

The boss didn't care about the tangled expressions of the people standing in front of him, and just stared at the large pile of "food" in front of him, not knowing if he was wrong or the gang took the wrong one. These things deserve to be eaten in their mouths?!

Not to mention the boss, even the old human man standing behind him couldn't bear to witness it and turned his head, as if looking at those things a few more times would affect his appetite.

Watching the team and the boss freeze in place. It seemed that they felt that their current embarrassing situation was too pitiful, Luo Luo thought about it, and kindly stepped forward to comfort: "It's okay, at least that fruit platter is quite good...... Uh, it's just a little too chopped! ”

...... "You might as well be inconsoled!"

Shrinking to the side and finally snickering, the dancer stood up contentedly, deliberately pulled Luo Luo to his side in front of the iron-faced boss and the life-saving and helper people who were sweating like rain, and said diligently: "Sister-in-law, are you hungry?!" I'll make you something to eat?! ”

"I don't ......" Luo Luo just wanted to answer that he was not hungry, but was interrupted again by the dancer, only to see him talk to himself and took out his own space bag of dry firewood and some simple ingredients, like the most competent waiter pulled Luo Luo to the bottom of the altar, while fiddling with the food in his hand, he said in a sweet voice that can make people shake off two pounds of goosebumps: "Sister-in-law, wait a minute, it will be fine immediately!" ”

...... "Okay, just wait!" Luo Luo looked at where he was standing, and then at the big *oss standing above, and vaguely guessed that the dancer was trying to deliberately fish for other people's appetites, so he stopped talking, silently took out the leftover diet tablets, and watched the dancer cook while chewing.

Maybe it's really something made by people who save lives and help the injured that people are too hard to swallow, after the boss saw the dancer's actions, he didn't stop and scold, just frowned slightly and sat back, with a calm expression that made people not know what he was thinking, quietly watching the dancer's movements.

The rescuers and the others looked at each other, looking at the boss who seemed unwilling to appreciate their face and eat their food, and after being depressed for a while, he also obediently stood aside, pouted, and waited expectantly to see what the dancer would cook next - a dignified man, how could he cook and how good could it be?!

As for the question of why a killer profession known for its agility as a dancer has such great power, Luo Luo also asked Xuan Ling curiously in private, and the answer given by the other party at that time made her very confused - "It's delicious to cook." ”

Delicious cooking?! Does it have anything to do with cooking?! Luo Luo is not a person who pursues appetite, and naturally has no research on cooking, so this answer has puzzled her until now.

But looking at the movements of the dancers now, she seems to have found some answers.

The dancer held a piece of animal meat that looked very rough and hard that was decomposed from an unknown animal, tilted his head and thought for a while, then took out another piece of animal skin from the space bag and spread it on the ground, then put the meat on it, and then took out some seasonings and wild fruits, stirred and mixed well in a bowl, and evenly spread the viscous juice on the surface of the meat piece.

Then he lifted the four horns of the hide, poured all the remaining juice down, carefully wrapped the hide, and put it back on the ground.

"What is this for?!" Luo Luo squatted down curiously and looked at the wrapped beast meat, and asked questions diligently.

"It's convenient to taste, and it's also to break the tendons inside! This is a very tough beast meat, if it is directly made into food, ordinary people will never be able to bite it, and it is good to use it for the dragon to grind his teeth! But because the meat is very tough, when the tendons inside are broken, the food is rare and delicious. Big brother likes this bite the most! The dancer smiled, squatted down on one knee, raised his fist and sighed in his mouth, reminding Luo Luo by the way: "Stand away, sister-in-law!" ”

Luo Luo obediently moved back, and then saw the dancer's iron fist fly down, "dong dong dong" continued to fall on the wrapped piece of meat, the bluestone floor under the animal skin wrapped in the piece of meat, as punch after punch fell, gradually cracked, shattered into a spider web, and the piece of meat was slowly embedded in the stone, obviously dented.

“…… Is this cooking or fighting?! The flaming little fireball standing on the side twitched the corners of his eyebrows, and spoke depressedly. Hearing the loud thud of each of the dancers' punches, and looking at the cracked floor, he began to pessimistically imagine what would happen if these fists were smashed on him—the man in black shouldn't care about what they wanted to do with his mission, right?!

After nearly a minute or so, the dancer reopened the hide, and the pieces of flesh inside had completely changed, becoming soft and fluffy, and the juice that had been wrapped in the skin and smeared on the outside of the meat had completely penetrated into it.

Take out a dagger and cut the side of the meat piece horizontally, stretching it out into a small pocket, the dancer picked some wild fruits, crushed them and stuffed them in, and then took out a lotus leaf that I didn't know where to pick it up and wrapped it again, took out some relatively flat stones that had just been broken, and pressed them on top of the wrapped meat block, and then a fire rose on the stone, and then there was no other movement, and began to pull Luo Luo to talk deliberately without a word.

After a while, the fragrance of lotus leaves and a strange aroma permeated the entire stone room, and the boss couldn't help but stand up with four legs of mutton, and the people who saved the dead and helped the injured couldn't help but get closer, snorting and salivating to smell this tempting aroma.

Did you make it for me?! Luo Luo looked at the dancer aggrievedly, as if he was silently accusing him of lying - if this situation continues, how can she have her share after being roasted for a while! Although he had known that this was the food he had made to tempt the boss, it was really delicious......

"Sister-in-law, rest assured! I'm hungry, and no one dares to starve you! What I made, only you can eat in the audience! The dancer patted his chest and comforted Luo Luo very righteously, and as soon as this sentence came out, the boss behind him immediately stopped.

"That's who's who! Didn't you get Lena to cook for me?! The boss glared at the dancer angrily - cooking in my room, and only showing it but not eating! When has there ever been such a thing in the world?!

"I want to cook for you?! You don't give me any good! The dancer squinted at the boss, looking arrogant that he could cook as an uncle, and he choked back very unceremoniously.

"As long as the person who helps me cook, after I am satisfied with the meal, they will give them some rewards, and they will also help them improve their cultivation!" The boss continued to glare, seduced by the scent, revealing the reward content without any principle.

After hearing this, the dancer was still unmoved, and leisurely took out a tabula rasa spear, and deliberately moved the stones under the fire to diffuse the aroma even more.

After hearing a few clear "coo" salivas from the empty stone room, he stood up proudly, casually turned the spear in his hand, and danced a few spears before continuing to pretend to be distrustful and said, "How do I know if what you said is true or false?!" ”

"And what are you going to do?!" The boss was in a hurry, if it weren't for the strength of the black-clothed rabbit cub in front of him, he might have rushed down to grab it, how could he have the patience to grind his teeth here with him!

"Give the reward first, then the meat!" The dancer slammed the spear in his hand to the ground, and the barrel of the gun immediately smashed the floor and plunged into the ground. That almost implies that the boss wants to eat meat?! Then give the benefits first! Want to grab it?! No way!

While the dancers and bosses were haggling, the aroma of the meat after it had been cooked became even stronger, filling the entire stone chamber and lingering in everyone's nose.

Luo Luo had already consciously run behind the dancer, obediently squatting by the fire and waiting for the meat to eat, just like the kindergarten children were waiting for their aunt to share the meal. I don't care about the dark tide ahead...... Feel free to surge! Just don't rush to her anyway!

And the people who were standing next to them had already been collectively scared into dementia. This, this, this...... They're not mistaken?! What the man in black is doing now, is it the legendary "blackmail"?!

I've never heard of anyone going to negotiate terms with NPCs in the game, and he actually said something nonsense about giving rewards first and then meat?! Is it because their knowledge of the game is too backward, or is the man in black too far ahead?!

In fact, if it were the previous game, the dancer would not really put forward such a condition, but since entering the rebirth and being played a few times, the high intelligence of the NPC in the game has left a deep impression on him.

In line with the principle of never suffering a loss in what he eats, the dancer who has suffered a few times has the emotion of breaking the jar and breaking it, pinching the weakness of the NPC and deliberately blackmailing him a few times, originally he thought that he would be killed directly in seconds, but he was really blackmailed by him successfully.

Since then, this child who has tasted the sweetness has fallen, and has since fallen into the abyss of sin, unable to extricate himself, and his highest goal is to squeeze out as much oil and water as possible from every NPC he sees......

"How?! Do you want to eat it or not?! The dancer let go of the fire behind him, deliberately squatted down, extinguished the fire first, and then took out the piece of meat that was finally roasted in front of the boss, and slowly opened the lotus leaf bag.

A strange aroma came to the nose in an instant, mixed with the unique aroma of meat and the sweet taste of fruit, which made Boss swallow a few more mouthfuls of saliva - this piece of meat has been completely grilled, the surface is golden and crispy, but it has a flexible texture, as if you can bite into the delicious and tempting juice, and the flesh wrapped inside can be faintly seen in the side that has been cut.

"Good!" The boss finally gritted his teeth and nodded, and with a wave of his arm, Luo Luo and the dancer immediately heard a system sound in their ears, indicating that they had both gained a lot of experience. Even the people who were watching were considered by the boss to be their companions, and they got some benefits together.

Did he really get the reward first?! The game concept of saving lives and helping the injured has been completely subverted, and my mind is instantly chaotic, and I can't think normally.

But the dancer didn't seem to be very satisfied, after hearing the system prompt in his ear, he pouted disdainfully, wrapped the meat piece in his hand with lotus leaves again, put it in the palm of his hand and threw it, and said dissatisfiedly: "That's all?!" ”

"What more could you want?!" Before the boss could say anything, the reacting lifesaver had already screamed, so excited that even the tone of his voice changed, as if he and the boss had fallen together - this is not to blame him! It was really the dancer's behavior that violated his consistent cognition, and under the successive blows and stimulation, this unlucky child was on the verge of collapse.

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