Section 82, the rat demon
"How?" Liu Shoucai asked along with Xiaobai's words.
Xiao Bai raised a paw and pointed a finger at the white mouse on the ground that was as soft as mud and said: "You also know that there are more than a hundred or so newly baked rookie monsters in the city every year jumping out of the mountains, except for some deliberately evil will be disposed of by the spirit race, most of them will have new identities and integrate into the human world." But in recent months, the guys from the Spirit Clan Demon Beasts and Spirit Beast Management Office have said that there are a lot fewer little demons and little beasts, and at first I thought that you humans were destroying the forest guides, but then Uncle Bai and I found a few little demons who were similar to thieves and thieves scurrying around. You also know that Uncle Bai is very curious, this is our buddy's territory, I naturally want to catch up and have a look, but I don't want to see those little demons really stealing things. One of them is a toad, two little demons and the clerk in the mobile phone store, and one of them curls his tongue and steals the mobile phone in the cabinet.
You say, when I encounter this, Uncle Bai, should I care? ”
Xiaobai is sometimes like a child, Liu Shoucai coaxes or bullies Xiaobai like a child when he is not doing business.
Hearing Xiaobai's boasting, he nodded and smiled: "Tube!" Your violent temper, no matter what's weird, you are the living Lei Feng of the spirit beast world! ”
Xiao Bai nodded proudly, accepted such praise without humility, and then said: "Uncle Bai, I couldn't be angry at the time, I turned around and found a place where there was no one, so I grabbed the three little demons, bit off the heads of two of them, and the remaining toad demon immediately and urine, and happily told the truth!" Mother's Xipi's, Wangwang!! Little Liuzi, let me bite this grandson to death first! I'm angry!! ”
Liu Shoucai hurriedly grabbed Xiaobai's paw and comforted: "Calm down, calm down!" This grandson has already run, we can't cheap him, interrogate him in a while to see what else he has done, ruin our reputation and kill the one who should be killed, and Ling Chi who should be killed! ”
Xiaobai withdrew his paw and nodded in agreement: "Yes, the braised braised simmer, the steam that should be steamed!" Anyway, the old deer didn't dare to care about Uncle Bai's gossip. ”
Liu Shoucai smiled and said, "Yes, yes, what about later?" How did you find here? ”
Xiaobai's wings shook, jumped from Liu Shoucai's shoulder to the table, shook his head and said, "Of course, after a lot of hardships, I killed more than 100 unrepentant little demons, hiccup...... It's so full, and the food has lasted. Anyway, I worked all the way and fought all the way out! It was only just now that I killed the last little demon, it was a demon beast that was a little bamboo leaf green and cultivated, and it was unlucky to meet Uncle Bai, and I asked that the mouse was eating here, so I rushed here. ”
Liu Shoucai slandered Xiaobai, what does it mean to die without repentance? Didn't you just give it a chance to change? But Liu Shoucai doesn't mind, things that are not of my race, except for the little white Liu Shoucai, who can't get his hands on it, the death of the remaining little demon beasts is not distressed, smack his lips, Liu Shoucai is looking forward to what kind of deer, wild boar, roe deer, rabbit and the like are the two young stupid cute, and the taste of demon beast meat is supremely delicious.
In the spirit clan, there are strict spirit beasts and spirit beasts killing each other, after all, there are a lot of people who can't control their mouths. Therefore, the punishment for killing each other in spirit animals is very severe, but there are some exceptions! For example, Xiaobai! Innate spirit beasts are scarce, powerful, and have huge potential, and they can be compared to divine beasts when they become adults! It was the world's top super murder weapon. Secondly, there is also a good brother, the only one who knows about the spirit of the Emperor, who makes the Blue Fire God Owl eat the 'Merit Red Spirit' like a broken jelly bean. Spirit beasts and demon beasts all know what a 'merit red spirit' means to these spirit beasts and demon beasts, naturally as long as Xiaobai doesn't do too much, as the actual managers of the entire city spirit clan, they will turn a blind eye to Xiaobai's actions.
It's no wonder that some little demons will pretend to be Xiaobai to play the big-tailed wolf, and swagger and deceive under Xiaobai's signboard.
Just now, Xiaobai wanted to kill this little demon made of white rats, and the reason why Liu Shoucai stopped it was that this little demon was able to collect more than 100 little demons to follow him under the monitoring of the Spirit Clan Management Committee, proving that this white mouse who was now paralyzed on the side still had his advantages, just to get a helper in the Spirit Clan for Chen Aotu.
It is precisely because of such considerations that Liu Shoucai stopped Xiaobai's plan to kill him.
said to Xiaobai: "Are these still killed?" ”
Liu Shoucai refers to the cute and stupid two lackings at the door.
The few at the door were stupid all of a sudden, and they didn't expect to be killed as soon as they came out of the mountain. Immediately screamed, but in the face of an innate spirit beast, that kind of instinctive and innate suppression made them dare not run or escape, so they could only kneel on the ground and beg for mercy with a roar.
Xiaobai pursed his lips, and Chen Aotu was stunned for a moment when he saw this humanized action.
"Forget it, you don't have the air of sin in you, and it seems that you are stupid birds who have just come out of the mountains. Hurry up and get out, No. 5417 Renmin Road will report to the old deer. Fuck off, get out of here! When I see you, I will come to the fire, and I want to break your necks one by one. ”
Those little monsters hurriedly crawled out of the box as if they were about to be amnesty.
Xiao Bai waved his wings, closed the door of the box, walked to Liu Shoucai's position with square steps, and came a golden rooster independence, grabbed the wine glass with one paw, and said to Chen Aotu, who was stunned: "Hey, that stupid big man, fill the wine for Uncle Bai." ”
Chen Aotu pointed at Xiaobai with his finger and then at Liu Shoucai.
Liu Shoucai smiled, pulled out a bottle of beer and filled the wine glass, Chen Aotu watched Xiaobai pouting and draining a glass of beer in one go, burping, and after a series of bubbles, he heard Xiaobai reprimand: "Such a big man is white, and he has no eyesight." Next time, don't talk about messing with Xiao Liuzi, it's a shame to say it. Xiao Liuzi, look at Uncle Bai, he never looks for a younger brother, just because he is afraid of losing face when he goes out. ”
Liu Shoucai waved his hand and slapped it on the back of Xiaobai's head, and scolded with a smile: "What little brother, that's my friend." Then he smiled and said to Chen Aotu: "Don't be like this kid, it's just a child, according to the age of their race, there are at least two hundred years before they can go through puberty." ”
Chen Aotu was already numb, he only knew that there were ghosts before, but now he saw a living monster, but after swallowing his saliva, he sat down without using a wine glass, and blew a bottle of beer into the bottle vigorously, and only calmed himself down after putting down the bottle.
"It's amazing!" This is the first sentence after drinking, and you can imagine how shocked Chen Aotu was.
Liu Shoucai said with a smile: "When I first saw Xiaobai, I was no better than you. ”
Xiao Bai scolded: "Uncle Bai is handsome and martial, and he also helped you fish out of the reservoir for your uncle!" ”
Liu Shoucai said: "Yes, you fished it out, but do you remember what you did later?" ”
Xiaobai immediately jumped to the other side of the table, learned to make a pair of chopsticks like a person, and his wings were as flexible as a human hand, and he sandwiched a chopstick braised chicken for himself, threw it into his mouth, took a few bites, and said: "Didn't you just eat all the chickens, ducks, geese and dogs in your broken place!" ”
Liu Shoucai shrugged his shoulders and said to Chen Aotu: "Look, it's like this. Forget it, Xiaobai, you wake up that rat spirit, I need to ask something. ”
Xiaobai jumped off the table, and at this moment the white mouse had degenerated from a human body into a white mouse more than 30 centimeters long, with white hair like snow all over his body, flashing with a slight silver light, which was very good-looking, not at all as hateful as ordinary mice, and it was disgusting to look at.
Xiaobai aimed at the belly of the white mouse is a bite!
The clatter could be heard from afar, and the white mouse squeaked wildly, kicking wildly with its four paws, but there was still a blue fire god owl standing on it, and no matter how it scratched, it couldn't break free of Xiaobai's sharp claws.
Xiaobai's voice came from above the white mouse: "Don't move, be careful that Uncle Bai will disembowel you." ”
The white mouse trembled extremely obediently, and immediately kicked on all four legs as if dead, and did not dare to move.