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Blind?

Lin Fei pondered in his heart for a moment, and suddenly smiled: Understood! It turns out that this stinky Taoist priest also has a crush on this girl! I have to say that this girl is indeed a good seedling. Full of aura, it seems to have unforgettable memories. I'm afraid I can learn anything quickly!

It was obvious that there was an invisible smell of gunpowder between Master Ciwen and Daoist Thousand Cranes. Although it seems that Master Ciwen has a humble face, there will be no feeling of fighting.

But is that really the case?

After leaving the temple and going to the residence next to it, because he walked to the back of the temple on the way, Lin Fei found out how could this Qianhe Taoist priest be in the monk's temple?

It turns out that ah! Behind this temple there is a Taoist temple of about the same size. Because it was a matter of perspective when he came, neither Lin Fei nor Zeng Yuan noticed the Taoist temple behind him at first. I only saw that the temple and the Taoist temple were facing each other, and I always felt that something was wrong with this scene, as if the direction of this temple and the Taoist temple was like the relationship between the Taoist Master of Thousand Cranes and Master Ciwen, or the relationship between the Taoist sect and the Buddhist sect even bigger?

Although they are dependent on each other, they are opposite.

Go around to the back of the temple and go to the residence, it is a simple bamboo building, which is really elegant and chic at first glance. Walking into the house, Qinqing was like a leader, and ordered the four of them: "You all sit honestly first, and I'll serve dinner!" ”

The Thousand Crane Daoist and Master Ciwen went to the table facing each other, still maintaining a calm attitude.

Lin Fei didn't go directly to the dinner table and sit down first, but hurriedly ran to the kitchen to help Qin Jing serve rice, and Zeng Yuan also came over.

But when Lin Fei and Zeng Yuan came back with food. Only then did I realize that the original table had already broken into a pile of broken wood.

"What just happened?" Zeng Yuan looked at Lin Fei with a confused expression, but Lin Fei raised his eyebrows and said, "It should be what the two of them did to the table just now?" ”

But what exactly was done?

All that could be seen in front of him was the Thousand Crane Dao Chief, looking at Master Ciwen with an expressionless face. And Master Ciwen looked at the Thousand Crane Daoist with a smile on his face.

At this time, a sentence came from behind: "Don't get in the way." Give it all to me! ”

I saw that the basket seemed to have expected the table to break, and actually brought a new table over.

Lin Fei couldn't help but laugh: I seem to be thinking too much!

What are you thinking about? Zeng Yuan asked curiously. Lin Fei whispered in his ear, and then Zeng Yuan looked at the scene at the moment and analyzed it, and instantly understood!

I'm afraid this isn't the first time something like this has happened? Otherwise, that Qingqing wouldn't have moved to a new table without even looking at it!

With a sense of timidity, as they clearly perceived that things would never end so easily. The calmer it seems, the more severe the storm will be

The meal was set on the table, and under the order of Qinqing: "Dinner!" ”

The five of them began to move their chopsticks to pick up the vegetables, but the so-called storm finally came.

Lin Fei just took a bite of food. I noticed that the whole table shook. Do I have that much force to pick up vegetables?

I was puzzled for a long time, but I found that the table was still shaking. It's like a mobile phone that has jumped and vibrated and kept going, hurry up and see what's going on?

Behold! Suddenly there was a rhythm of crying and laughing

I only saw Master Ciwen move his chopsticks to pick up the tofu, and the thousand crane Taoist took out the chopsticks like lightning, and suddenly shook the tofu that Master Ciwen clamped on the chopsticks into two halves.

Master Ciwen smiled helplessly, and then went to pick up the vegetables, and the Qianhe Daoist took out another chopstick, and the dishes on Master Ciwen's chopsticks came down directly.

And as if he didn't mean it, he said to Master Ciwen, "Yo! Old bald donkey. Do you have the same taste as me? ”

At this moment, Lin Fei and Zeng Yuan looked at the two of them very embarrassed

Master Ciwen seemed to be embarrassed to do it because Lin Fei and Zeng Yuan, two outsiders were here, and he kept putting up with it, and smiled very reluctantly: "Eat!" Dine! ”

I saw Qinqing on the side shaking his head helplessly. I put a little food in my bowl and walked away. This time, Zeng Yuan also learned to be smart, and slipped away.

Lin Fei is also a guy who knows the situation, so he naturally wants to leave, but he can't lift his feet. And it hurts.

Master Ciwen, who finally couldn't bear it anymore under the repeated provocations of the Thousand Crane Daoist, looked at the Thousand Crane Taoist with a sneer: "I'm afraid I won't be able to eat many dishes for this meal today?" ”

"You're so fat! It's time to lose weight, too! The Thousand Crane Dao Leader snorted.

In fact, Master Ciwen is not fat. The Chizuru Road Chief is not thin.

But none of this had anything to do with Lin Fei, he looked at his two feet under the table suspiciously. He looked at Ciwen and Chizuru very suspiciously, and said, "Can you not step on my feet?" ”

The thousand cranes said at first: "Stepping on you is to let you watch a good show, if this scene is for every audience, wouldn't it be a dismal box office!" ”

said that he stepped harder, for fear that Lin Fei would escape.

That Ciwen Master also stepped on Lin Fei's feet, at this moment he completely forgot what humility was, it was really too much for Qianhe to endure it, and he had to teach him a lesson.

Master Ciwen gritted his teeth and said, "Master Lin, you have to stay for a while!" Otherwise, I'm afraid that the Thousand Crane Daoist will be overwhelmed in a while, and no one will carry him out! ”

"Humph! Then let's see who's lying down and going out! "Chizuru Dao Chang punched out his chopsticks and was heading towards Master Ciwen's porridge bowl. Master Ciwen grabbed the bowl with one hand, and the two chopsticks were divided towards the chopsticks of the thousand crane road, and then froze in mid-air.

Taking advantage of the stalemate between the two, Lin Fei also wanted to leave! But who would have thought that these two old guys would be really powerful in their work, and their two feet would make their lower body unable to move.

Damn it!

Seeing that the two were still in a stalemate, he hurriedly acted as a peacemaker and said to the two of them: "Master Ciwen, Buddhism pays attention to abstaining from anger!" Anger is one of the three poisons of greed, hatred, and ignorance, and the three poisons harm the mind, causing people to sink into the cycle of life and death, and are the root of evil. You need to be calm at the moment! ”

Immediately, he said to the Thousand Crane Daoist: "The Thousand Crane Daoist, there is a cloud in the thirty-seventh chapter of Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching": do nothing and do nothing. Our Daomen pays attention to not fighting for fame and fortune, winning or losing, in order to cultivate the avenue. Let's have a meal? You don't need to change it to a competition! ”

"Fuck your shitty inaction!" The Thousand Crane Daoist finally broke out, and with his other hand, he directly covered Master Ciwen with a plate of vegetables, and the bowl of porridge in Master Ciwen's hand also spilled out. (To be continued......)