Chapter 5: Archmage Merlin in the Women's Bathroom

After inspecting this mini-kingdom that was born less than three years ago, Arthur, who felt a lot of dust splashed on his clothes, and was very slimy and uncomfortable, discussed with Merlin, and planned to take a bath in the hot spring baths in Bath City not far away.

More than two years have passed, and the area from Carmellot to Bath City has become a little more popular from the original uninhabited wilderness.

As Arthur mounted his horse, and Merlin mounted his flying broomstick, and paced slowly toward the city of Bath, on either side of the rudimentary dirt path, Celtic farmers came out of their huts and plank huts and bowed to them in fear.

-- In the past two years, as various natural and man-made disasters have intensified on the island of Great Britain, "Carmelot", which has a high-yield anti-disaster artifact and allows everyone to eat well, has become a paradise for more and more Celtic displaced people who have lost their homes.

So far, the Celtic farmers who depend on the "Carmelot" research station to survive have broken through the 2,000 mark.

For the sake of safety, the travelers generally did not allow the Celts to live in the "Carmellot" research station, but arranged them in the surrounding wilderness, building houses out of logs and thatch, forming several small and chaotic villages. Due to the lack of experience in colonial governance - the British Empire had already lost India for almost a century by the time the "Camelot" expedition crossed - Uther. Major Weasley had no choice but to manage them extensively, providing them with seeds and teaching cultivation methods, as long as they could pay the rent on time. The village is largely self-governing within them.

These people are responsible for growing potatoes and vegetables, as well as grazing cattle and sheep. If you encounter a sneak attack by pirates and horse thieves, you can also start a fire in time. Alert the "Castle of Camelot" with smoke...... As for themselves? Hey, when it comes to survival experience in the wild, these Celts are definitely much better than the legendary Uncle Bell, who eats everything "crunchy and chicken-flavored", because those guys who are not good at survival in the wild are long dead......

Compared to the thriving pastoral fields around Camelot, the city of Bath, which is so close at hand, is still in ruins - no matter how powerful the travelers of "Camelot Castle" are, unable to create something out of nothing. All at once conjure up a population that could fill the city.

However, compared to the situation of two years ago, Bath City has changed a lot. Although the walls were still not repaired, at least there were a few houses in the city, and a small bazaar opened from time to time - due to the several avenues built by the Roman Empire in the province of Britain, which were now unmaintained in the midst of war and turmoil. It's been abandoned for a long time. It was difficult to repair for a while.

As a result, the River Avon, which runs through the middle of Bath, has become one of the most important links between Camelot Castle and Camelot Castle.

Except for the bitter winter, when the river is completely frozen, the rest of the two years are punctuated by mountain dwellers from the upper reaches of the river, carrying timber, furs and coal in small boats and rafts; Or a fisherman from the downstream estuary, carrying freshly caught seafood down the River Avon to Bath City. Exchange the surplus potatoes produced by Camelot, and some scrap copper and rotten iron that the traversers turned out of the research station......

In the Middle Ages, when the productive forces were extremely underdeveloped. Any little bit of metal is extremely valuable. The knives and kitchen knives in the hands of the traverser have simply become legendary weapons in this era. Even an empty aluminum can can be sharpened into an arrow by the hunters in the mountains.

In order to serve this primitive business of the Middle Ages, Bath City, which had been completely abandoned, finally had a new group of citizens.

In addition, the new church in the city was also an important factor in attracting the outcasts to settle in the city - the missionary Paul Fat, who had been rescued from the Anglo robbers when Arthur and the others had just crossed over, had now cleared a small hall from the ruins of an overgrown Roman temple in Bath City, and placed a rude cross for his church.

The Celtic farmers and herdsmen scattered around the neighborhood often came here to hear him preach, and a few devout believers simply packed up their houses next to the church, and anyway, there were uncultivated fields everywhere, not to mention the supply of seeds and agricultural tools - although there were not enough human resources to rebuild the city, the traversers still regarded it as their "undeveloped" territory. Father Paul has also been registered in the "establishment" of the "Carmellot" research station, which serves as a bridge between the modern British traveler and the current Aboriginal people of Britain.

In addition to the indigenous people, the modern travelers of the "Carmellot" research station often visit the area on horseback or on foot, but they do not come to hear Father Paul preach - so far there are only a handful of modern travelers who can fully understand the Latin and Celtic languages of the fifth century. Moreover, the Christian teachings of this era were so different from the Anglican religion of England in the twenty-first century that they could be regarded as heresy - but because the spa baths of Bath were located next door to the temple, or rather the church.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Phewβ€”"

Moments before he was about to hit the gate, with a whistle, Arthur finally grabbed the reins and jumped off his horse, the whole movement was as smooth and skillful as a cloud. Then, casually leaving the horse in the care of Father Paul, he went straight into the spa bath, not even interested in going to the church for a sitting, let alone confession. Immediately afterward, Wizard Merlin also fell from mid-air and walked in with a broomstick.

-- On Camelot's official assignment chart, Father Paul is almost like a bathroom caretaker.

However, after this period of contact, especially after comparing it with what had happened to him in the Anglo-Saxon tribes, Father Paul, who came from Italy, had already pinched his nose and admitted the fact that although these strange people looked like heretics in any way, they still believed in God; And those savage and bloodthirsty Anglo-Saxons are now all heretics who believe in the god Odin and sacrifice them with living people!

Next to the ruins of the temple, the thermal baths left behind by the Romans have been reorganized. Although many of the boilers and pipes are too broken to be repaired, and it is no longer possible to use saunas like the Romans did, the most basic bathing function is still there.

At this moment, Arthur and Merlin are lying comfortably in a hot spring bath the size of a swimming pool, enjoying the moisture of the hot spring water, which is rich in 27 minerals. Arthur, who had been on horseback for most of the day, was obviously a little tired, and soon soaked in the water and snorted against the edge of the pool. But Merlin was in good spirits, and was keenly aware of something unusualβ€”at the edge of the hot tub, one of the twelve marble beast-headed nozzles that was supposed to be gushing out of the hot spring had somehow stopped coming out.

Belch? Could it be that it is clogged with dirt and twigs?

So, he was very bored, and he leaned over naked, wanting to dredge it with his hands.

However, when Merlin actually put his eyes on the vent and took a closer look, he found something familiar on the inside of the pipe:

A black hole about the size of a ping-pong ball and emitting a faint black gas! Or rather, a wormhole that connects the modern world!

Suddenly, an uncontrollable ecstasy immediately grabbed the heart of the veteran British professional traverser.

So, Archmage Merlin, who was carried away by joy, didn't even think about it, didn't even take the wand placed on the edge of the bath, and forgot to inform Arthur, who was dozing off at the other end of the bath, that he activated the spatial ability and teleported himself to the modern world on the other side of the wormhole!

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The next moment, with a dizziness in his mind, Merlin, who was naked, found himself in a wonderful place.

Well, there is a black marble floor underfoot, a flickering fluorescent lamp overhead, and a small open wooden door in front of you, inside which is a white flush toilet, on which sits a man with his skirt down to his knees and wiping his butt with toilet paper...... A little yellow girl?

The two stared at each other for a moment, and then the little girl blushed, screamed, and rushed out with her eyes covered.

- Until this moment, Mr. Merlin did not know what the price of shame he would pay for his impulses.

Then, with the sound of heavy footsteps, the little girl burst in again, and reached out to Merlin with a cute hand.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Uncle Policeman! Uncle Policeman! Come and see! It's this perverted naked guy who broke into the women's toilet! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Yo! Is there really one? Who does this foreigner pervert think he is? Gangsters are all playing into the government building?! ”

- Obviously, Mage Merlin, who didn't even hold a wand, was no match for these two big-shouldered policemen in a fight......

As a result, the legendary Archmage Merlin, who had just returned from Britain in 500 A.D. to the modern world in the 21st century, was unfortunately arrested on charges of molesting underage women and committing immorality in the women's toilet of a government office in a small city on the southeast coast of China.

And, it wasn't until poor Archmage Merlin entered the detention center with her bare butt that Miss Lori Cai Rong, who was full of resentment because she was sexually harassed while going to the toilet, accidentally discovered the time-space wormhole that was only about the size of a ping-pong ball from the top of the cubicle of the women's toilet......

Well, let's hope this Mr. Merlin won't suffer too much in the detention center! (To be continued......)