Chapter 007: Erfat's view of love

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Late at night. On the Gobi Desert outside the Longtan base. Hao Yi and Hu Erpang sat side by side on the edge of the stone cliff. You smoke a cigarette one by one. Looking at the starry sky. recalls the thrilling days the two experienced together. Chatting and chatting. Haoyi suddenly sighed. A long puff of smoke rings. Asked in dismay.

"Ahem. Too weak. Brother Hao, what are you referring to? cough cough cough ...... "Hu Erpang was choked by some spicy cigarettes, tears and snot flowed sideways. He wasn't quite used to the feeling of spitting clouds and fog yet.

"Hey. Although I have experienced such an adventure that others dare not imagine. But in the end. I always find myself being taken advantage of." Hao Yi let out another long sigh. Frowning and staring at a starry starry sky that looked quite bright. As if talking to himself.

"No. Brother Hao, why do you have such an inexplicable feeling?" Hu Erpang looked back in amazement. Blinking at his little eyes. Asked curiously.

"Forget it. I can't say it in a sentence or two." Take a heavy inhale on a choking puff of cigarette. Hao Yi shook his head with a wry smile. turned around and patted Hu Erpang on the shoulder. Smiled and asked, "Erfat. Then tell me about it. Life. The most important thing is what."

"The most important thing is, of course, eating." Hearing this, Hu Erpang excitedly raised the cigarette in his hand and shouted.

"Boom." Hao Yi stumbled when he heard this. A pestle on the edge of a stone cliff. I almost didn't roll straight down.

"Uh. Brother Hao, what's wrong with you?" Hu Erpang scratched his head in astonishment. He was puzzled by Haoyi's reaction.

"It's okay, it's okay......" Haoyi waved his hand weakly. I just feel that my internal organs are almost displaced by this foodie. respectively for so many years. Hu Erpang still hasn't changed. A big foodie through and through. Maybe. This is probably also due to his nature. There will be an answer that makes Haoyi so shocked.

"Am I wrong? For me. My biggest wish in life is to taste all the food in the world. I don't care about other people's ideals and fantasies. Shenma goals and aspirations and the like. Anyway, for my fat man. Eat. It's the most important number one thing in my life. Since it's the most important big thing. No matter where the cows, ghosts, snakes, gods, fairies and monsters are. can't stop the fat man from eating the sea. Brother Hao. I think. I'm never going to die on the battlefield or die in my bed in my life. This fat man is destined to be in this life. Survived by countless delicacies."

Seeing Haoyi, he was obviously very disdainful of his answer. Hu Erfat suddenly made a serious tirade.

"......" Hu Erpang's insights on life. It's very vulgar though. But it's real. It doesn't smell pretentious. Hearing this, Haoyi was surprised in his heart. Suddenly. Haoyi suddenly felt. I didn't know the little man in front of me.

"Brother Hao. Then you say. What is the most important thing in life?" Seeing Haoyi staring at himself in a daze. Hu Er's chubby face suddenly turned red. Continue to scratch the back of your head with your short hair. Muttered asked.

"Hey. I don't know." Hao Yi came to his senses. I looked at the cigarette butt in my hand, which was already left with only the butt of the cigarette. With a movement of his fingers, the cigarette butt flicked far away.

"Before I enlisted in the army. The dream I had for myself at the time was. Become the most stylish generalissimo in the whole federation. So that my parents can also enjoy the scenery together. So many years have passed. All of a sudden, I felt that the so-called target. It's so childish and superficial. But I don't know. For myself. What is the most important thing in this life?" There was a pause. Hao Yi subconsciously took out another cigarette and lit it. He whispered, "If my parents were still around. Maybe I'll make honoring them my top priority. But now. Alas. Now the dearest person around me. Only you. And Erin and her aunt and uncle. If you really have to count them. What is most important. Maybe you guys. For me. That's the most important thing."

"And Sister Dalena. Of course. The former Catherine, now Joscher. Also counted as one. Aren't they important to you?" Hu Erpang blinked his little eyes. It's like a different person. Asked seriously.

"Uh. I said two fat. You don't want to open a pot and mention a pot. Okay." Inexplicably, he was poked by Hu Erfat in the center of the headache. Haoyi suddenly responded in embarrassment: "You are a second goods. Don't you know that you Brother Hao and I. Do you have a family now? Ay. Sister Dalena and Zhu Xueer are naturally good friends of mine. But we ......."

"Alright. Brother Hao." Haoyi hasn't finished his words yet. For the first time in his life, he was categorically interrupted by Hu Erpang, who had always been obedient to him: "It's not that you are a brother. You're really a bit of a mother-in-law chirping crookedly sometimes. Manly in the world. I want to be vigorous and frank. What you want is to dare to love and hate. Although I don't know much about the love between men and women. When I knew. Since you love, you have to dare to do it. It's a big deal to take the two of them through the door together. What are you afraid of? The big husband stands up to the sky. It's not a big deal to have three wives and four concubines. You don't know. Sister Dalena first heard the news and said. You were killed by Lin Bin's shit. I was almost so anxious that I went to Lin Bin's bastard alone to take revenge. And that Miss Juscher. Although nominally she married Lin Bin's bastard. It's not like that. What kind of camp is the heart of the people, and what kind of man is it? I can also see the fat man. The heart of a young lady. But it's really put with you."

"Ahem......" looked at Hu Erpang and said spittle. Especially the nondescript allusion he quotes. It was amused by Hao Yi. I was choked by the smoke and coughed again and again.

"I'm Brother Hao, fat man, I wasted so much saliva, do you understand?" Hu Er's fat little eyes glared again. He shouted angrily.

"Understood, understood. I say. It seems that you don't just have research on food. To what love loves. It's pretty good." Hu Erpang's serious appearance. It made Haoyi lean forward and lean back with a smile. See Hu Er's chubby face and a board. I see that I am about to start preaching again. Haoyi hurriedly waved his hand again and again and said, "Okay, okay. We don't talk about women. Let's talk about being a standing master. How should I live vigorously in this life?"

"Well, yes. I really don't have any ideas, fat man." Hu Erpang looked at his hand. That one didn't take a few puffs. But the cigarette has almost burned to ashes. Drop it off the cliff. I looked up at the starry sky. He looks like a monk who has attained the Tao. There is a very Zen sentence that comes out in style: "Life is in the world. Maybe it should be the rule."

"Bang dang." Haoyi was suddenly hit by Hu Erfat again on the edge of the stone cliff. Moaned weakly.

"Uh. Brother Hao, what's wrong with you?" Hu Erfat, who was looking at the starry sky with a reverent face. I was taken aback by the movement next to me. When I turned around, I saw Haoyi's appearance. Hurriedly stretched out his hand to push Haoyi.

"It's okay, it's okay. You Brother Hao and I may be a little anemic. Dizzy and weak, his limbs are weak, and he ...... "Hao Yi sat up slowly. Casual nonsense.

"Anemia. Brother Hao. Then you should eat more meat. Meat contains a lot of iron. Can help you synthesize large amounts of fresh blood in your body. Of course. You can also eat more red dates. But it's said that thing is a woman's favorite...... "Hu Erpang listened. Suddenly there was interest. It's spitting again.

"Stop, stop. Don't give you Brother Hao, I recommend your food recipe." Haoyi hurriedly cut off Hu Erfat's words with black lines on his face. Took a heavy puff on his cigarette. Spit out a round smoke ring. Knowingly, he said, "But. That sentence you just said unintentionally. It's really fucking uplifting. Well. When it is, it is. in order to be called a pure natural and pollution-free pure master."

"Goo ......" just when Haoyi suddenly had an understanding. There was a very incongruous noise. Abruptly echoed under this tranquil starry sky.

"I'm hungry." Haoyi tilted his head. Holding back a smile and looking back, he asked.

"Hmm." Hu Erpang's expression suddenly became like a wronged little daughter-in-law. Nodding weakly.

"I said. When you come out. I didn't have to pad your big belly first." Haoyi reached out and patted Hu Er's fat belly. Asked with a smile.

"Brother Hao. I didn't say it. The food in your base is too bad."

Hu Erfat shook his head. On the one hand, it seems to find the object of complaint. Crackling and pouring beans down like a count.

"Hit from the time I woke up from surgery. Your medical staff brought me a total of 12 breakfasts, lunches, and dinners. But I found out. All breakfasts, lunches, and dinners are all individual rations that are always available in the army. Last night. I can't bear it, fat man. Sneak into your base logistics area. Like ordering a delicious meal to give yourself some nutrients. But damn it. Who knew that your base kitchen had nothing but a variety of quick rations. I can't even find a single ham sausage. You don't know, Brother Hao. At that time, I was in a hurry. They all want to cut off their own flesh. Grill it and eat it when the skewers are eaten. Brother Hao. I didn't say you. As the Supreme Commander here. Do not consider the food and nutrition of the officers and soldiers under him. It's very wrong. To put it lightly. This will affect the appetite of every officer and soldier. This in turn affects the physical health of the brethren; It's heavy. This will directly affect the combat effectiveness of the army under your command......"

"What's that. Two fat brothers. You Brother Hao, I know it's wrong. You have always been merciful. Spare me. Stop babbling, okay." Hu Erpang seemed to be suddenly possessed by Tang Seng. It's another lesson for Haoyi. When he landed, Haoyi only felt as if there were countless flies buzzing and flying next to his ears. Extremely depressed. Haoyi had to beg for mercy again and again.

"Okay. For my sake, you are my brother Hao. I'm not going to go into any more ramblings. Well. If you're short of a chef in your base. Brother Hao, you might as well consider me first." was suddenly interrupted by Haoyi. Hu Erpang opened his mouth in astonishment. As if he couldn't get enough of it, he added, "That's right. Brother Hao, do you have any snacks or anything like that? The worms in my stomach are about to rebel."

"Uh. Only this ......" Hao Yi hurriedly threw away the cigarette butt when he heard this. After a flurry of flipping. But he only took out another pack of cigarettes and two pieces of chewing gum from his pocket.

"I, Brother Hao, you're too boring, you don't bring anything delicious when you go out." Hu Erpang was very dissatisfied and snatched the gum from Haoyi's hand. Throw it into your mouth in three or two strokes. While chewing, I looked around through the starry sky.

"Two fat. What are you looking at?" Hao Yi scratched his head in astonishment. Puzzled, asked.

"Which direction is the nearest snack bar here?" Hu Er's fat head replied without looking back: "It would be nice if there was a Qianli Xiang wonton shop here. Then Lao Tzu will be able to eat fragrant wontons for a good night."