Chapter 275: Green Bull's Nose
As for the third level, it is nothing more than to see who drinks more, and there is no technical content.
Liu Xiaoyu finished explaining the rules, and Baipijun agreed one by one, as if he had the chance to win, he was the incarnation of a ghost, and competing with the ordinary people in this Xiaoxiang Pavilion was indeed a bit of a bully.
Bai Pijun then turned to look at the people in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion, bowed and said, "I don't know if you want to chant poetry first, or compete with swords first?" ”
Rather demolish ten temples and not break a marriage, the people who came to Xiaoxiang Hall didn't seem to be willing to make things difficult for this Baipijun, and there was no movement for a while, Baipijun seemed to be a little disappointed, it could be seen that he was a little really talented, if no one came out, he wouldn't be able to show it in front of Liu Xiaoyu.
Liu Cheng and I also waited for a while, but no one stood up, and at this time someone coaxed, "We all have self-knowledge, where can we be Mr. Kong's opponent, no one dares to stand up, that is, Mr. Kong has won, Mr. Kong will go up and hug your beautiful girl." ”
Bai Pijun was a little disappointed, Liu Xiaoyu was also a little disappointed, if she couldn't test whether this Bai Pijun had real skills, and rashly followed him, in the future, if this Bai Pijun never became famous, wouldn't she be displaced again.
But no one stood up, and she was helpless, and when she was about to nod, Liu Cheng suddenly said, "My friend has a pair to test Mr. Kong." He said and gestured at me.
When everyone saw that Liu Cheng and I were dressed as Taoist priests, they laughed again, and said directly, "You Taoist priests don't have wine and wealth, why did you enter this ********?" I'm afraid it's a flower priest. ”
Liu Cheng glanced at me, and then said, "If Mr. Kong loses today, will this marriage be done at all?" ”
Liu Xiaoyu set his eyes on me, obviously recognizing me, the last time I saw it. This pass of the three levels was proposed by herself, and it was also what she said that she could pass, and now that Liu Cheng confirmed it again, she naturally couldn't deny it, nodded and said, "Yes." Saying that, she cast a hopeful look at Kong Xun again, she should be very worried that Kong Xun would lose to me.
Kong Xun saw someone stand up, his face showed a trace of joy, without the slightest worry, and smiled at me, "Then please ask Mr. to ask the question." ”
Liu Cheng teased me, "It's time for you to get the question." Then he sat peacefully, with an expression of watching a play.
I just stood up, first saluted Liu Xiaoyu, and then stood facing Bai Pijun, without waiting for me to speak first, the surroundings smiled at me, "This wind and snow, you are a scholar to join in the fun, we have never spoken, just don't want to delay this beautiful scenery, you can have a good poem and a good pair, besides, Mr. Kong is still the descendant of the Confucian saint, you Taoist priest really has no self-knowledge, you are from the humiliation." ”
I looked at the person who spoke and smiled, and then said to Bai Pijun, "Poems, pairs, articles, world affairs, what are you good at?" ”
Everyone thought that I was going to pick something he was not good at to make things difficult, and they couldn't help but sigh and look disdainful.
Kong Xun smiled at me, "I'm good at it, and the Taoist can ask questions casually." ”
"It's good at everything." I also smiled all over my face, and then said, "Then I will make a pair, and the upper link is: there are flowers and wine in spring." ”
There is nothing difficult about this couplet, and the people on all sides couldn't help but laugh after hearing it, I'm afraid that many people here can come out, but because I didn't make any preparations before, this is a temporary one that I remembered, and it was recorded in "Strange Tales from Liaozhai".
Kong Xun only thought about it for less than a few breaths, and responded, "There is no candle and no light, and the night is self-evident." ”
There is nothing technical about this couplet, but everyone seems to be more willing to hold Kong Xun's field, applauding and cheering, "Mr. Kong is talented!" ”
After I finished the pair, it was time for Kong Xun to make the right one, he ignored the cheers of the people around him, and said to me, "My upper link is: Qingniu Nose Eternal." ”
After hearing this, everyone burst into laughter, and Liu Cheng also coughed dryly, showing a little unhappiness on his face.
When the Taoist Lao Tzu sent a letter to Guguan, he called himself a Qingniu Taoist priest, and later because the Taoist priest's hair bun was shaped like a cow's nose, many people called the Taoist priest a cow's nose. He seems to be talking about Lao Tzu for eternity, but in fact he is humiliating me and Liu Cheng, here I and he are Taoist priests, this green bull's nose refers to Lao Tzu and us.
Huaxia has always been quite taboo about death, so many of them are replaced by other words, this eternal is one of them, Bai Pijun is using this to mock me and Liu Cheng to die.
My head spun rapidly, and Kong Xun saw that my expression was delicate, and said with a spring breeze on his face, "What's the matter, the Taoist can't come out?" ”
I then coughed dryly and said, "I'm right: Long live Mr. Kong." ”
Kong Xun was stunned after hearing this, and the other people in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion laughed even more happily, even Liu Xiaoyu above and Liu Cheng next to him couldn't help but shake their heads, one of the six phases of the couplet is to have an equal number of words, and my word count is not right, so naturally it can't be counted as a couplet.
Someone spoke, "Mr. Kong's couplet is a green cow's nose for eternity, you are right Long live Mr. Kong, the number of words is not equal, can this be regarded as a couplet?" Bull-nosed Taoist priest, you better withdraw it quickly, I'm sorry for the pair, forget it, don't delay any longer. ”
"Where's the excuse?" I asked.
Some people thought I really didn't understand, and said, "You are worthy of the eternals with long live, but you are sorry for Mr. Kong's nose for the green cow." ”
"What?" I asked again.
The man was speechless, "Taoist priest, do you understand the right, I mean, Mr. Kong is sorry for the green cow's nose." ”
The man was stunned after speaking, he only understood when he said it, and the people who made fun of me before also stopped laughing instantly, this time it was Liu Cheng's turn to smile slightly, as for Kong Xun next to him, he naturally understood, his face stiffened, and then said, "Gao." Then he added, "But your downlink is really sorry for my uplink." ”
I shrugged my shoulders, "Even if I lose, but if I really want to compare, even if it's ten, you're no match for me, what if I'm sorry for 'Long live the White Ghost Skeleton'?" ”
This pair is incomprehensible to others, but it can be regarded as neat, green to white, cow to ghost, nose to skeleton, eternal to long live. However, in their eyes, Kong Xun's pair ridiculed our Taoist priests, but I didn't mock Kong Xun in this couplet, so it was not a subtle pair and fell into disadvantage.
But Kong Xun couldn't not understand, because he was the white ghost skeleton, he heard that his complexion changed abruptly again, staring at me in a daze, and learned that I had seen through his identity, but before he could speak, I sat down again, "I lost, let's talk about the sword." ”
Seeing that I was not ready to do anything, he breathed a sigh of relief and bowed to me, as if begging me not to do anything to him.
I ignored it, and then Kong Xun took out a sword and held it in his hand, and said to everyone, "Is there anyone who wants to discuss the sword with me?" ”
Everyone was still silent, and I struggled to lift Liu Cheng up, "My junior brother has unparalleled swordsmanship, and he wants to compare swordsmanship with you." ”
"When will I become your junior brother?" Liu Cheng was surprised, but he stood up, and everyone's eyes were on him.
The people in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion booed, "Why are you two Taoist priests again, your senior brother lost the pair, do you want to come again to delay time?" ”
Kong Xun had already learned that we knew his true identity, and when he saw that it was Liu Cheng who stood up, his face was a little nervous, but in front of everyone, especially in front of Liu Xiaoyu, he couldn't lose face, smiled at Liu Cheng slightly, bowed his head again, and said, "Dao Chief, I hope that my subordinates will be merciful...... and then added, "I didn't want to hurt anyone." ”
Everyone heard that he was just reminding Liu Cheng to be careful, and he didn't want to hurt Liu Cheng. But in Liu Cheng's ears and me, he was begging us for mercy, expressing that he had no intention of hurting people when he entered the Xiaoxiang Pavilion, and wanted us not to make trouble again.
Liu Cheng responded, "The sword has no eyes, you have to be careful." After saying that, the cold light flashed, and the magic sword in his hand was unsheathed, and he jumped up and slashed directly at Kong Xun.
Everyone was shocked, if this sword couldn't be stopped, Kong Xun was afraid that he would be split in two.
Seeing this, Kong Xun hurriedly retreated, and at the same time raised his sword to block, with a bang, the two swords collided, and there was a white and a purple aura emanating from the two swords, and the wind swept wildly, and the tables and chairs in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion instantly turned into fragments.
The onlookers dodged and spoke, staring at the two people in the field in a daze, muttering, "Is this a spell, or a swordsmanship?" ”