Chapter 15: Downwind Ears
Inside the dark hall, a sneaky shadow opened the refrigerator and rummaged through things.
Tang Yichuan, who had just woken up, was walking out of the guest room, halfway up the stairs, and saw the shadow, he was shocked, and when he was thinking about calling someone or doing it, he suddenly saw that person clearly.
Isn't this sneaky guy the fat man!
"General Baili-" Tang Yichuan had the idea of playing tricks on a fat man, and said with a smile.
The fat man was startled, the chicken leg in his hand fell to the ground, and he immediately squatted down, trying to sneak away like a person who was fine.
Tang Yichuan couldn't help laughing, Tang Yichuan said: "Don't hide, you have seen it, you thief, let you come to see Feng Shui, you actually came to steal things, you were arrested and shot a hundred times!" ”
The fat man shuddered, hugged his head and said, "I just haven't eaten enough, eat something, I'm not a thief." Fat, although I am a little fatter, I have never done anything lacking in virtue! ”
"Oh, yes, I don't know who always likes to climb the wall to peek at the widow taking a bath, I don't know who pretends to be a magic stick to cheat people out of money, I don't know-"
"Okay, you Tang Sanqian, you actually tricked me!" When the fat man heard that something was wrong, he turned his head to see that Tang Yichuan was already smiling when he stood on the stairs.
"Dead fatty, aren't you known as a merry boy who is fearless in the sky and the earth, and fights invincible opponents all over the world, isn't your son white!" Tang Yichuan laughed and said, "Look at your unproductive appearance, you didn't pee your pants, right?" ”
The fat man picked up the chicken leg on the ground, wiped it casually, and gnawed it informally, and said angrily, "Fuck, you don't know that people can be scared to death." But then again, how did you kid end up in this place? ”
"Nonsense, of course it's the same as you to make money." Tang Yichuan walked down, poured a glass of water, and took a few sips. After he was injured, after Thyme Rose found a doctor to treat him, he was placed in the guest room to rest, and slept for a while, and he didn't wake up until now, and he didn't know what the rest of the people were doing, and the problems in the house must not have been caused by the flying claw.
The fat man slurred his words and said, "You are the real god!" is so bold, General Baili dares to come. ”
Tang Yichuan smiled and said, "Then again, what happened during the day, did they solve the root cause of the problem?" ”
The fat man roughly explained the situation, and the situation at that time was probably that Tang Yichuan was resting, and the rest of the people didn't find out the reason for the investigation, so they all stayed at Baili's house overnight, and waited until tomorrow to continue to discuss the problem.
"Why don't we continue to cooperate and cooperate, take advantage of the dark and high wind this month, make things clear, and receive half of the bounty?" The fat man said mysteriously.
The fat man and Tang Yichuan knew each other for two years, at that time Tang Yichuan had just come into contact with the hunting net, and when he took on a task, he happened to partner with the fat man, and over time they became familiar with it, both of them were half-hangers, Tang Yichuan was more good at theory, after all, he was born in a yin and yang family, and the fat man was relatively well-equipped, what kind of cow tears, hellish eyes, all kinds of exorcism runes, the fat man can always get it, plus the fat man has a reckless personality, Tang Yichuan is more careful, and the cooperation between the two is relatively seamless.
Tang Yichuan almost carried out most of the tasks on the hunting network with the fat man, and every time he basically saved the day because of his good cooperation.
The fat man's natal name is Gongsun Bai, the white and fat of the person, Tang Yichuan directly called him the dead fat man, this dead fat man has a nickname called Shunfeng Ear on the rivers and lakes, not only can you get all kinds of advanced ghost-hunting weapons, but you can even get all kinds of latest and most accurate information.
These messages are said to have been sent by some ghosts raised by the fat man, and the fat man likes to make deals with ghosts and does not mind catching ghosts.
"There's nothing wrong with cooperation." Tang Yichuan said, "But I guess at this time, the rest of the people are also dispatched, and they are doing their best to find the fastest way to solve the problem." ”
The temptation of the bounty was still very strong, and Tang Yichuan saw a figure walking by outside the window at a glance, and at first glance it was that foreigner Jones, only as tall as him.
Standing in the hall, you can hear that there is already a lot of movement in the whole building, all the people should start to act, everyone wants to swallow the bounty alone, even if they find a problem during the day, they will not say it, and now it is late at night, and everyone thinks the same, they all want to be the first to find out the problem, take the lead in solving the problem, and easily get the bounty, and one person will have it alone.
"Shall we do it?" The fat man raised his eyebrows at Tang Yichuan, pointed to his head and said, "I'll obey your head, if anyone else wants to cooperate with me, I don't want to." ”
Tang Yichuan put down the cup and said, "Then you have to tell me first, you know something." Don't you never do things that you are not sure about? Are they all old friends, and are you planning to play tricks? ”
"You're really shrewd, I'll just say that what I admire most is your head." The fat man took out a compass from his body, looked at it and said, "I have asked people to inquire before I came, I heard that the place is fine during the day, but it is always haunted at night, and it is still a beautiful ghost, and I go to the old general's room twice in three days." What good thing can you say about a normal person being lucky enough to be ghosted every day in the middle of the night? I think the problem is here, what feng shui let them check, let's be responsible for catching ghosts. ”
After that, the fat man took out a pair of sunglasses from you for a long time, took out a pair of sunglasses and said to you with a small bottle, "If you want cow tears or sunglasses, choose one of the two." ”
"No need." Tang Yichuan said.
"Why don't you use it, I'll have to do it later!" The fat man turned his head to look, and was suddenly stunned, "You kid sneaks into long yin and yang eyes?" ”
"What sneaky, that's our luck." Tang Yichuan followed the fat man and walked upstairs towards the old general's room.
The fat man sneered: "What a fart, the yin and yang eyes are such a thing against the sky, and they have a long life." Cow tears and sunglasses are so good, use them when you want to use them, lose them when you don't want to use them, and you won't see ghosts for no reason. I said how did you lose weight lately, and when you see more ghosts, you get close to ghosts, which is called red near Zhu and black near ink. Hey, it's moving, it seems that I guessed correctly, the front is the old general's room, right? ”
The pointer on the compass shook violently, indicating that there must be a powerful ghost here, the fat man walked forward excitedly with the compass, and said triumphantly: "How about it, or fat brother, I have the ability, learn more, before taking the business, you have to figure it out before you take it, otherwise it will be in vain." ”
"You've been getting more professional lately, and you've made a lot of money!" Tang Yichuan walked on the fat man's side, and both of them lightened their steps at the same time.
"Bullshit money, the last business was cheated by an unreliable partner, the business didn't work, and I lost a lot of money. It's such a fucking cheat, I'll never find a pig-like teammate again. The fat man said with annoyance, "It's better to come with your partner to worry, it's always good to have a good brain." ”
The two of them were already standing at the door of General Baili, and the pointer of the compass in the fat man's hand was beating more and more excitedly, and the speed was so fast that it was frightening, and finally suddenly, the pointer did not move.
"Damn, it's scrapped!" The fat man shook the compass twice vigorously, and the needle of the compass did not move at all.
"Will you open the door or will I open it?" Tang Yichuan asked.
The fat man put away the compass, took out a stack of rune paper from his trouser pocket, turned it over for a long time, handed Tang Yichuan a few ghost exorcism talismans, and then took a few more and stood up a little saliva, pasted a circle on his head, and muttered: "We have to be ready at all times to prevent ghosts from coming up and from getting close." ”
Tang Yichuan scolded with a smile: "Dead fatty, like this, can't you be serious, is this really useful?" ”
"It's useless, it's useless." The fat man is a particularly superstitious guy, although he is a ghost catcher, but he believes in many really superstitious things, and he is particularly afraid of death.
"I really don't know how you got into this industry, you are more afraid of ghosts than me, and you are so afraid of death." Tang Yichuan was completely speechless, this dead fat man always had a very strange mind, and he was completely an outlier.
After being fully prepared, the fat man said that he would open the door, Tang Yichuan took the lead, and finally found that Tang Yichuan had an injury on his shoulder, so he asked with a conscience: "Are you okay, if you can't do it, I'll come, I'll make it difficult." ”
Tang Yichuan is naturally happy to let the fat man take the lead, the two have cooperated in a lot of business, and he has always come forward to solve the problem, and the fat man is responsible for pointing fingers in the back.
The doorknob was unusually cold, Tang Yichuan had a cold shiver when he caught it, he could almost feel that the yin qi in the room was diffusing out, this ghost was really bold, there were so many yin and yang masters in the house, and he actually dared to come out for a walk.
As soon as the door was pushed open, the fat man grabbed the rune paper with both hands and rushed in, and before he saw what kind of scene was in the room, the fat man first exhaled in his mouth: "Okay, you female ghost quickly arrest this Daoye, otherwise this Daoist will scatter your three souls and seven spirits, so that you will never be able to live forever!" ”
As soon as the words fell, the fat man froze, he opened his mouth wide, looked at the scene in front of him, and said in a daze: "Sorry, I'm sorry to disturb." ”
After finishing speaking, the fat man pushed Tang Yichuan and walked out, then closed the door with a bang, leaning his back against the door, his face red.
"......" Tang Yichuan looked at the fat man speechlessly, "Dead fat!" What kind of wind are you smoking! ”
Sure enough, it was a wrong decision to let this dead fat man take the lead, this dead fat man can definitely be called the most cheating partner of the year, he really did everything, is this scared stupid again?