047. I have a special method of breeding
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"I beg you, big brother, you can rent me room 502! If you don't rent it, I won't let it go! ”
In the north of Hualan City, next to a building that is sure to become the largest aquarium in the Kanto region, a blue-haired young man in his 20s is holding the leg of a 14-year-old black-haired boy.
Whether it was this way of cheating, or the content of the conversation, it made the workers who were unloading the goods look sideways.
"Let it go! YOU HENTAI! Why is it room 502?! You're definitely the guy who followed that sister paper just now, right?! How dare I rent a house to you with someone like you! ”
Ye Ziyun felt that he was about to go crazy, and he had already planned to take someone to see the house. After all, there are so many houses in the whole apartment, and Ye Ziyun himself doesn't live here, so if he doesn't rent it out, will he keep raising a small Lada?
But guess what? This guy didn't even have a house, and he wanted to rent room 502 as soon as he opened his mouth!
Peaty! Do you dare to be blatant?! That Joey family's sister paper just took the key to 503, right? You don't even look at the room, and you just have to rent the 502 next door?! You said that you are an adult man who wants to live next door to the house as soon as he opens his mouth, what are your intentions for that 13-year-old young girl?!
And it's so good to die, people get the key on the front foot and you come to rent a house on the back foot?! Please, be professional! At the very least, you'll have to use the viewing time to make an excuse to disguise your intentions a little, right?
In the face of this kind of white # idiot with zero professional quality, Ye Ziyun will never rent the house to him!
If the house is rented to such a guy, Ye Ziyun can imagine, and it will definitely not take a few hours for Miss Junsha to drive over and invite herself to her office for tea.
Therefore, Ye Ziyun decisively rejected this young man's request for rent.
But I have to say that this product is also a wonder, since your intentions have been exposed, it doesn't matter if you don't leave quickly, I will ignore you directly at most, master. But after this guy's shady identity was exposed, he still followed Ye Ziyun tirelessly, and kept saying good things in his mouth, which was simply a situation of not being able to rent a house and vowing not to give up!
What's even more excessive is that at the moment when Ye Ziyun was about to walk into the aquarium construction site, this guy actually used the strongest control skill in the legend - holding legs!
Ye Ziyun was furious after this guy shouted the phrase "don't let go".
I'm going to be shameless! You still play the trick of hugging your legs?! You don't want to be ashamed, I still have to be embarrassed!
So, the corners of his mouth were blurred, his brows were furrowed, his eyes were piercing, and he raised his foot and kicked it.
In an instant, the blood foam and juice flew together, and the wailing was the same as the joy. Wait a minute! Why do you seem to have mixed in with strange things?!
Ye Ziyun knew very well that he was wearing sandals, and no matter how he kicked it, it was impossible to kick out such a blood volume! Look down, peaty! This guy is actually bleeding from the nose?! I kicked you in the stomach, right?! And what's the matter with that pleasure on your face?!
Ye Ziyun's hair stood on end in an instant, and goosebumps fell to the ground. I should ...... Surely I met the legendary creature called "Shake M"?!
"How... How did it stop? Big brother, keep kicking! Don't stop! It's so cool! Is it because this posture is not going well? ”
The blue-haired young man smiled expectantly, and his snow-white teeth were particularly dazzling. But after the nosebleed flowed down to his mouth, this look really looked very hideous and terrifying......
The workers in charge of unloading the goods at the construction site saw that they all brushed and dropped the goods in their hands, and then tacitly stayed away from this dangerous area. The blue-haired guy was dangerous, that was the consensus of all the workers who witnessed the incident. But the black-haired young man who hired himself and others was not necessarily a good man and a woman, just now they clearly saw a few red lights from the young man's eyes, and it was clearly a bloodthirsty light! Didn't you see that even that blue-haired young man had been trampled and vomited blood!
Ye Ziyun doesn't know how to do it now, when you use violence out of the intention of teaching the other party a lesson, you find that the other party actually enjoys the feeling of being beaten. What's more, the other party also put on an expression of desire #dissatisfaction and said to you, "Isn't this posture bad?" Then let's change our posture and move on. Can you really keep kicking?
Ye Ziyun's right foot froze in mid-air, and he really couldn't kick it anymore. In his previous life, as an otaku, he also knew that there would indeed be some people with special preferences in the world, but as an otaku, he had never seen the real thing! Now I don't even say hello and suddenly jump out of such a one, and I don't make people happy?!
"Master? Can't you do it? Then I'll do it for you. ”
"Whew!"
Just as Ye Ziyun was desperately pulling his thoughts to prevent him from pushing open the door, Xiaoxia's voice came from beside him.
Ah~ It turns out that I made an appointment with my apprentice today, and I want to give her a birthday gift today......
As soon as Ye Ziyun pulled out a certain agreement made a few days ago from his chaotic thoughts, he heard a wail from beneath him. It was a real wail, and it was a marked departure from the previous sound of pain and pleasure.
When I looked down, I saw that the blue-haired young man who was pestering him to rent a house was hunched over like a boiled shrimp, his hands were covered between his thighs, and his face was purple and white.
Well, this was hit by Xiaoxia's severed grandson's leg, and I don't know if this person's eggs are still okay. Looking at this person's tragic situation, Ye Ziyun only felt that his lower body was cold, and his hands unconsciously blocked between the two strands......
"Xiaoxia, you have to change this habit!"
Ye Ziyun lightly educated, but this overly frightened expression seemed very unconvincing.
"Ahem... I just want to rent a room, you can just kick me, I'm comfortable anyway. But how can you attack the vital point! What if irreparable damage is caused! ”
The blue-haired young man stood up directly from the ground and directly questioned Ye Ziyun.
"Cut! Anyway, you're wearing protective gear, so you're just pretending! ”
The speed of the young man's resurrection had already surprised Ye Ziyun very much, but Xiao Xia's next words made Ye Ziyun speechless.
Who taught these things? Can't you let a 6-year-old girl have an innocent and happy childhood?!
Ye Ziyun greeted the people who taught Xiaoxia these messy knowledge in his heart, and scolded them with the Heavenly Empire.
In the Hualan Gym, a muscular brother who was practicing freestyle sneezed fiercely, then choked on a few mouthfuls of water, and almost drowned......
"That's it! Administrator, you and I have an elf battle, and if I win, you're going to rent me the rent, and you'll have to give me half the rent. If I lose, I'll be your apprentice! ”
The blue-haired youth pulled out a Poké Ball as he spoke.
"Good! I took on this challenge for my master! ”
Before Ye Ziyun could speak, Xiaoxia had already taken over the battle on her own.
That's not right, right! When will the apprentice start to be able to dictate to the master?! And Xiaoxia, what do you mean by your sassy expression? It's not you playing by yourself, so you don't even have your own elves, right?!
And I said HENTAI over there, who's going to take you as an apprentice?! I'm going to provide you with lodging if I'm going to take you as an apprentice, right?! You're really good at, ahem... Abacus! Win or lose and you'll be able to live in an apartment......
As for losing? Ye Ziyun really didn't think much about this kind of thing, after all, he was not a novice anymore, and he would never have the idea of "he will lose" before the battle.
If you have this kind of thinking, it is equivalent to losing half of the battle before you even start!
The blue-haired youth threw out his Poké Ball, and the light flashed, and a fast swimming frog appeared on the improvised battlefield of the opposite battlefield.
Just looking at this fast-swimming frog, Ye Ziyun was as uncomfortable as eating a hundred and ten flies!
It's not that Ye Ziyun is afraid of this kind of elf, but this fast swimming frog is really too much! Ye Ziyun rubbed his eyes a few times, he felt that if his eyes were fine, then there was definitely a problem with the way the other party's Poke Ball was opened!
This fast swimming frog is simply a unique wonder in the world! What kind of cultivation method does it take to make a round elf like a fast swimming frog train eight square chocolate abs?!
"Haha Scare! Hum! I'm a great elf breeder! This fast swimming frog was bred by my own original breeding method! Look at the skin that can be broken by blowing, and the muscles with well-defined lines ......"
Ignoring Ye Ziyun's subtle expression, the young man began to introduce himself to himself.