Chapter Thirty-Six: It's Better to Have a Man than a Dog!
-Bang-!!
In an instant, Gong Ling only felt a muffled thunder in the sky above his head.
The whole person was stunned.
After a brief moment of confusion, he burst out laughing.
Just laughing and laughing, he was silent.
Although he was taught a lesson by a dog, he was not happy at all.
But the dog was right.
He lived to be twenty-three years old and never dared to pursue everything he wanted.
Whether it is relatives, friends, or lovers, he does not dare to take the initiative to pursue them.
Just because he was inferior in his heart, just because he was an illegitimate child, a—
Bastard!
But of course he wouldn't say all this to a dog.
So Gong Ling retreated to her cage and curled up there with her back to the rice bucket.
The rice bucket looked at Gong Ling's somewhat lonely back and said, "I'm sorry, I just ......"
"No need to say I'm sorry, because you're right, I'm a coward!" Gong Ling said in a deep voice.
"Xiao Qi, I ......"
The rice bucket opened his mouth to say something, but found that he couldn't say anything.
So the two fell silent.
It didn't take long for the silence to be broken.
With a crisp click, the closed door was pushed open.
The person who came in was Lin Wanbai.
A conversation with Gong Xiaoyu made Lin Wanbai sleep all night, so she came here early in the morning after washing up.
At this moment, Gong Ling's mood was not high, but even so, Gong Ling still wagged her tail and greeted Lin Wanbai excitedly.
After Lin Wanbai squatted down, he reached into the cage and stroked Gong Ling's soft hair.
She said, "Xiao Qi, did you sleep well last night?" Does the wound still hurt? Did you listen to your uncle and aunt well? ”
"Wow!"
Facing Lin Wanbai's question, Gong Ling answered.
"That's good!"
Lin Wanbai said with a smile and rubbed Gong Ling's head.
Suddenly, his expression darkened.
She said: "Xiao Qi, when I went home yesterday, the lights in Gong Ling's house were on, I thought he was back, but no, it was his sister Gong Xiaoxuan who was at his house, and under Gong Xiaoling's questioning, I told her what happened between me and Gong Ling." ”
Hearing this, Gong Ling's back stiffened, and his two eyes became deep and sharp, and he pricked up his ears and listened carefully to what Lin Wanbai said, for fear of missing a word.
"Although Gong Ling personally told me a month ago that he abandoned you because you were the third party between us, I don't believe it, because he likes you so much, how could he do such a thing? What's more, he is also a pet counselor, he understands that dogs love dogs, and it is impossible for him to do such a thing, but ......"
But what?
Seeing Lin Wanbai pause, Gong Ling was a little impatient.
"However, in Gong Xiaoling's opinion, the problem between me and Gong Ling is you!"
No, no, no, how can Gong Xiaoxuan, a stupid person, come to such a conclusion?
Xiao Qi is so cute, so cute, and so smart, how can it be because of Xiao Qi?
Gong Ling wanted to argue with Lin Wanbai.
But when he was about to open his mouth, he suddenly realized that he was a dog now.
So he only listened to Lin Wanbai veto all this in the way of a dog.
"Woohoo!"
Gong Ling barked.
Seeing Gong Ling barking, Lin Wanbai thought that what he said hurt him.
He hurriedly explained: "No, no, no, Xiao Qi, don't get excited, I'm not saying that you have affected the relationship between me and Gong Ling, but that this is absolutely impossible." ”
Yes, yes, it is absolutely impossible!
Xiao Yu is a fool! A sucker!
Or my Wan Wan is smart!
When Gong Ling was cheering excitedly in her heart, she heard Lin Wan's vernacular style change.
She said: "Yesterday, I thought about it all night, because of you, I did not do many things with Gong Ling, such as: I said that I wanted to go on a trip, but I didn't do it!" For example, I went camping to see the stars, but I didn't do it! For example, I soaked in the cinema and watched a movie for a day, but I didn't do it! For example, I went to the playground for a crazy day and didn't do it, and ......"
"Woohoo!!"
Gong Ling barked, directly interrupting Lin Wanbai.
Hey, hey, hey!
Woman!
How can you attribute all this to Xiao Qi?
If there is no Xiao Qi, will you and I be together?
Besides, even if you go on a trip, go to see the stars, go to the movies, or go to the playground, you can take Xiao Qi.
He's a member of our family, how can you say that about him??
"I know you're trying to say you've been wronged, right? Because you never stopped us from traveling, going to the stars, going to the movies, going to the playground! Lin Wanbai looked at the barking Gong Ling and asked.
Women, it's good that you understand.
Gong Ling was in a state of anger.
But I didn't expect that the woman's style of speech changed again in the next second.
"I still felt guilty before yesterday, but after thinking about it last night, I don't feel guilty at all now, because I, Lin Wanbai, just love dogs, what's wrong? He Gong Ling didn't know when he was with me, but now he has been talking for almost a year and told me that he can't stand my dog, and he abandoned my dog, go to his uncle's, and if he can't stand my dog, he will see you again! He goes to whomever he likes! Anyway, I don't want Lin Wanbai! ”
Belch......
Lin Wanbai's words said that Gong Ling was extremely conflicted in her heart.
As a dog, he wanted to give her a thumbs up manually.
But as a person, he wants to shout three words-
Wronged!
"I can't even figure out why he is a big man who has so many things to do in a day, and he will be troublesome for a while, it is really better to ask for a dog than a man!" Lin Wanbai thought about it.
In the face of Lin Wanbai's broken thoughts, Gong Ling was speechless, if she had to say something, it would be-
Wanwan, if a man and a dog are combined, do you still want it?
"Okay, I'm full of blood now, go to work, you're obedient, I'll come to see you after work, see you in the evening."
Lin Wanbai rubbed Gong Ling's hairy head, got up and left quickly.
Gong Ling stared at Lin Wanbai until his figure disappeared at the entrance, still a little unable to come back to his senses.
But at this moment, there was a question from the rice bucket.
"You're Gong Ling, right?"
The sudden question of the rice bucket made Gong Ling stunned, and turned her head to look at him with vigilant eyes.
He said: "Yesterday when you passed out your master was with you for a long, long time and talked a lot. ”
Gong Ling's eyes twinkled and asked, "She, what did you say?" ”
"What do you say, Gong Ling has already left her, you must not have anything else to do." The rice bucket is truthful.
"Anything else?" Gong Ling asked.
"Nope." Rice Bucket said.
"Listen, you'd better forget what you heard, or don't blame me for being polite!" Gong Ling threatened.
"You don't have to be so nervous, I won't tell you about you, I said we're friends." Rice Bucket said.
Gong Ling didn't speak again, but fell into deep thought.
The rice bucket didn't bother him again this time, but lay down quietly in his cage.
After this toss, the rice bucket was also tired.
It didn't take long for him to become confused after lying down, but just as he was about to fall asleep.
Gong Ling suddenly asked, "Where did you tell you last time?" ”
Gong Ling's sudden question made the rice bucket instantly wake up like a dream.
He jumped up and looked at Gong Ling and asked, "Seventh brother, what did you say?" ”
"Idiot, where did I ask you about flirting skills?" Gong Ling asked in a deep voice.
When the rice bucket heard it, his eyes were shining directly.
After thinking for a while, he said: "You said that in the relationship between men and women, men are dogs and women are cats, and I didn't have time to ask you when you said that last time, obviously I was chasing a dog, how could I become a cat?" ”
Gong Ling wanted to maintain her cold style, but every time she was forced by the dog in front of her, she was furious.
Resisting his fury, he said, "Are you sure that's what I'm saying? ”
"yes, yes, I remember it clearly!" The rice bucket said with a cute expression.
As soon as the rice bucket finished speaking, Gong Ling roared directly and said, "You stupid, I obviously said that men are like dogs, and women are like cats, like, understand? Is this a hypothetical sentence? Understand?? ”
"Uh, I...... I don't understand! ”
Gong Ling, tears run.
His grammar with a dog is a bit esoteric.
Well, since that's the case, let's put it another way.
"When you see a little, you can't wait to go up and offer your courtesy, and the little puts on a haughty posture that doesn't let you go, right?"
"That's right." Rice bucket back.
"Isn't the attitude of the little very similar to that of a cat, cold and proud? A posture where you're a dick? Gong Ling asked.
"That's a bit like that!" The rice bucket made a somewhat clear posture.
"Okay, let's go back and say, most men's first reaction when they see that they like a woman is to be like a dog to give courtesy, flowers, gifts, and ......"
"Send bones!"
“…… OK, send bones, but what, people don't take you seriously at all, people are like cats, the more you haze her, the more she ignores you, in turn, you haha her for a while, but when you play well with other women, she will be angry again, obviously this man is chasing me, why do you chase other women now, at this time she will do something to attract your attention, or go to you, at this time you will ......"
"I'll take the opportunity to take it!"
"Bingo! Clever!! In fact, this point is common between men and women, after all, they like to conquer, whether it is a human or an animal, it is the most primitive thing in their bones. ”
……
Time flies, noon in the blink of an eye.
Just when Gong Ling was talking to the rice bucket about the skills between men and women, Zhu Yajing and Peter came.
The first thing Gong Ling did when he woke up this morning was to leave this ghost place quickly, but he hesitated the moment they appeared in front of him.
"Seventh brother, are you going out?" Rice Bucket asked.
"I'll be back in a minute." Gong Ling said with a rice bucket.
Just like yesterday, for the sake of insurance, Zhu Yajing and Gong Ling chose to be treated in the car.
After getting into the car, Zhu Yajing began to make preparations.
But Gong Ling hesitated for a moment and said, "Sister Zhu, can you stop for a few days!" ”
Hearing Gong Ling say this, Sister Zhu was stunned at first.
Then he said: "Gong Ling, I think you should be very clear about your own condition, in the past, it would never take you more than eight hours to transform into a dog, but this time you calculated how long it has been, your consciousness has begun to cherish this body, your sub-personality is eroding your personality, and last night, I made an overall analysis of your condition from your story, according to the current situation, according to my estimates, your time is only three months." ”