Chapter 31: Marriage

"Do you understand the big wedding?"

The third uncle's chin gestured to the still lively scene at the foot of the mountain, "One step of the procedure will not be bad, that thing is also the time to catch, a little earlier, not a little later, the night of marriage, that is, when she collects the soul, after the dowry, there will be a little ghost to come to the door with this man's soul to come to the house, you just look at these dirty things to congratulate, this woman is not simple." ”

It's definitely not simple, the face is full of maggots, and it doesn't make washing.

"Third uncle, ...... now"

"Go back first."

The third uncle said simply, "You know where the grave is, I have to go to the grave to see what the chopsticks are all about." ”

"Okay."

I didn't hesitate, I turned my face and was about to leave, and when I turned around, my eyes widened, and I was almost carried in one breath!

A bluish face, only an inch away from me, as long as I react a little sluggishly, then the fuck will kiss!

The worst thing is that his nose is still tight, as if he is constantly smelling something, his face is facing me, and the eyes have changed in the process, the black eyes have gradually become smaller, and finally only the size of a needle, and the white eyeballs are even more infiltrating, I am not lightly frightened, my whole body is stiff, the voice is stuck in my throat, and I am stunned!

"Born ...... ...... of the Living"

He sniffed and chattered, as if he couldn't look at me, but the smell made him familiar, I didn't dare to move on my stomach, and looked at what he was wearing, ragged, and like a lonely soul.

Covering my mouth, I was nervous not for fear of being seen by him, but the pile of water spirit coats not far away, if I alarm those gangs, I really don't know if I can go back tonight!

"Uncle, it must be that I was angry just now......"

The third uncle was chattering behind my ear, and when I heard it, I knew that he was also afraid of being noticed by the woman's 'cronies', "Don't be nervous, girl, he can't look at us, and he will leave after a while." ”

I nodded in response, covering my mouth vigorously, for fear of being kissed by him, the first kiss, this is going to be reimbursed, I have to cry to death!

A second or two, just when I thought he should have withdrawn after smelling it for a long time, this thing actually fluttered in front of me, showing a mouthful of black teeth and making a sound, "There is a ...... of life"

I was shocked, my wrist was clenched by the third uncle at that time, he grabbed a handful of grass, got up and pulled me to run, "Master Zu help me!" ”

The speed is fast, like a rabbit, while running the third uncle, he wiped the fingers he had just bitten on the grass, and poured beans into his mouth, "A grass in the Laojun Cave, I saw that I didn't see the old man for a long time, and it was useless for the people to take it, my master took the parasitic grass, one soul was hidden in the sky and the moon, and the second soul was hidden in the Buddha Leiyin, only the three souls had nowhere to hide, and asked Lao Jun in the Eight Shadows Cave, the three souls turned into three Buddhas, and the seven spirits turned into true martial gods, the gods don't know, the ghosts don't hear it, and the evil law has turned into dust, I respectfully invite the six stars of the Southern Dipper, the seven stars of the Big Dipper, and I am as anxious as the law!! ”

After speaking, the third uncle directly stuffed the grass into my mouth. "With !!"

When I turned around when I crossed the bridge, I just smelled that my black thing was still standing in place, the tattered trousers were empty, and the white eyes seemed to be very blank looking at the direction we ran away, but the foot of the mountain was still lively, and the red lantern was still dazzling.

"Didn't chase, didn't chase......"

My slippers ran away again, and I vaguely reported to the third uncle with grass in my mouth, and the third uncle didn't forget to reply to me when he was out of breath, "Of course I won't chase after me, your third uncle and I can compare this method to ordinary people!" It's not like it's fun! ”

Then you're still running so fast!!

I didn't have the heart to raise the bar with the third uncle, and when I returned to the store, we both leaned against the door at the same time, and the third uncle covered his chest again, "Oh, Jingwei, it's good that you're by your uncle's side, Master Zu is coming quickly, otherwise if those things find out about the two of us, it won't be ...... No ......"

"What must I do?"

I spat out the grass clippings in my mouth.

"Not good!"

The third uncle changed his words and locked the door, "I can still be afraid of them, if they hadn't run away, I would have been destroyed a long time ago!" ”

Nani?

Who is so tired that he has to run back like a deflated calf?

I shook my head and was too lazy to say, tired to death, the third uncle turned on the light casually, and after the light was brightened, he looked at me and laughed, "Mom! Who's this little dirty boy, drill the furnace tube! ”

"Huh?"

I touched my face in a daze, the sticky hand was black, and then I looked at the third uncle, I also burst out laughing, "Hahaha, third uncle, you ......"

The ash on his forehead was dripping with sweat, as if he had climbed out of the coal pile, and he smiled and showed his big white teeth, which was very eye-catching, no need to think about it, I must also be virtuous!

It was obviously a very tense atmosphere, but the two of us laughed at each other in the store like a nervous disorder, and then we began to think about how to deal with this matter.

Let's not talk about the female ghost who gave birth to a yin spirit to dominate or something, the first step in front of her, she wants to marry and harm people's lives, this is what Mr. is in charge of!

"Third uncle, why don't I ask for leave tomorrow, and accompany you to the grave to see ...... first"

"No, you don't."

The third uncle waved his hand, washed his face and took out the wine and took a sip, as if he was shocked, "You can't delay your studies, you tell me how to leave tomorrow morning, I'll go up the mountain by myself, don't say that there is no grass growing around the grave, it's easy to find, this little thing is trivial to your third uncle." ”

I was holding a towel and wiping my face, "Third uncle, what if I finish the grave?" Why don't you call grandma back? ”

"We'll talk about it tomorrow."

The third uncle Zi'er took a sip of wine and his brows were still tight, "You have to know the marriage partner of that thing, if you can't stop it, it will be ruined, Jingwei, you go to sleep first, no matter how big it is, let's wake up and say." ”

I hummed obediently and went upstairs, and as soon as I walked around the corner, the third uncle called me downstairs, "Girl, it's a matter today, uncle, thank you!" ”

"Yes, I want to thank you!"

I leaned on the handrail and looked at him, "But third uncle, I have something to tell you!" ”

"What's the matter?" The third uncle was puzzled.

"It's ......"

I had a bitter face, "That grass is really unpalatable, can you not bring soil next time, it's best to wash it, it's too toothy!" ”

"Hey! You girl! ”

The third uncle was about to take off his shoes and hit me, "I'll fry you some more sauce!" ”

I laughed and pedaled up the stairs and returned to the bedroom, my eyes naturally fell on my wrist, the blood stains coagulated, and the wound was not deep.

Break?!

I wish Jingwei is not going off the beaten path!

……

As soon as the alarm clock rang in the morning, I really got up with my mind, and after washing my face, I kept yawning, and when I went downstairs, I saw the third uncle standing at the counter making a call, "...... Yes, Jingwei told me, and I wondered, I have to go to the grave first, well, I understand, you really can't come back there, oops...... Okay, I'll try to delay, but you know there's time for it, yes, it's all human life, I understand......"

I paused, knowing that he was ventilating with the big, and what this means, the big can't come back?

Just thinking about it, the third uncle hung up the phone with a sobbing face, looked at me, and looked quite depressed, "Yes, Jingwei, it seems that this work can only be done by the two of us." ”