Chapter 65: What do you want
The Tang knife fell, stabbing straight into the long tongue of the poisonous toad, piercing the tongue and then stabbing deeply into the hard ground.
The poisonous toad was in pain, let go of the fat head, and wanted to retract its long tongue.
However, the long tongue had been nailed to the ground by the Tang knife, and the poisonous toad had collected it a few times, but there was no way to retract the tongue back into the big mouth.
The poisonous toad's tongue was nailed to the ground, and it jumped up and down in anger, constantly squeezing out the venom from the sarcoma on its body and throwing it around. I curled up and crawled on the ground, pressing the Tang knife nailed to the ground tightly and not daring to let go, praying in my heart that the venom would not splash on me.
Under me was a long tongue of a poisonous toad, and the long tongue squirmed back and forth on my body, like a slippery poisonous snake trying to burrow into my clothes, I can't tell how disgusting it was.
The ugly poisonous toad jumped up and down, but did not dare to exert all its strength, presumably because it was painful or because he was afraid of breaking his tongue with force.
But it didn't dare to use all its strength, but I was able to hold down the Tang knife steadily.
I took the time to glance at the poisonous toad, and scolded involuntarily: I don't know what this thing eats every day, how can it grow so big? I don't know how to kill this guy, look at this head, unless it is burned with fire oil, knives and guns are probably useless!
I was thinking about it, when I saw that the fat head of Qu had stood up, and the thing picked up a fallen copper lamp, shook his head and walked towards the poisonous toad.
The poisonous toad had been jumping for a long time, and it was exhausted, crawling on the ground with its mouth open, looking at the fat head of the canal who was walking towards it motionlessly and did not react.
I looked at the fat head of the canal, probably wanted to step forward and use the copper lamp to smash the poisonous toad to death, but his dog wore a bikini, and the poisonous toad was a sarcoma that could spray venom, and if the venom sprayed on him, it would be terrible.
Thinking so, I hurriedly drank the fat head of Zhiqu, and asked him not to go near the poisonous toad, find some convenient heavy objects, and smash it on the poisonous toad's head from a distance.
This guy doesn't have much strength anymore, and if he smashes it again, I'll go up and solve the problem with a single stab.
When Qu Fattou heard me say this, he first threw the copper lamp in his hand on the poisonous toad's head, and then spat on the ground, and walked away to find something else.
After a while, Qu Fattou came back with a few boulders, and there was a coarse porcelain jar with sauce yellow hanging on his fingers.
Qu Fattou first hugged the boulder and smashed it at the poisonous toad, and scolded on his mouth, "**Second uncle, let you grow so big!" Let your dog's day scare Lao Tzu! ”
The poisonous toad couldn't stop shaking his head to avoid the boulder that smashed over, but he didn't make any drastic moves, it seems that he hasn't rested yet, this guy just stared at me and Qu Fat with resentment in his eyes.
I saw where the fat head was still playing poor, and urged him angrily, "Hurry up, wait for this big toad to slow down, if you really want to break the net with our fish, just throw these stones at you, and chase and kill your dog!" ”
When Qu Fattou heard this, he hurriedly smashed the remaining porcelain jar in his hand on the poisonous toad's head, and turned around after smashing the goods to find the heavy weapon in his hand.
Qu Fattou smashed it very accurately, and the porcelain jar smashed right on the poisonous toad's head and shattered, followed by a lot of viscous liquid flowing out of the broken porcelain jar.
I sniffled, my face stunned, it smelled like fire oil! Dare to love the oil really contained in this porcelain jar?
I hurriedly shouted to Qu Fattou, "Where did you find that porcelain jar just now?" Is there anything else? ”
Qu Fattou heard me shouting, pointed to the back of the rockery and replied, "I found it from behind there, it's much older!" What's wrong? Give you two as souvenirs? ”
I listened to the great joy of "stop!" Hurry up and get it next! Take as much as you can! Hurry up! ”
At this moment, the poisonous toad seemed to ease up, and began to jump up again, Qu Fattou saw this scene, and ran to the back of the rockery as soon as he slipped away, and after a while, he even carried five or six porcelain altars, I asked him to leave one, and pulled a strip of cloth from his body and threw it into the porcelain altar.
The lit strip of cloth was thrown into the porcelain altar, and the liquid inside really burned, and the fire was not small.
Qu Fattou glanced at it, and knew what I meant, picked up the remaining pot of fire oil and smashed it one by one on the poisonous toad.
It wasn't until the fire oil was sprinkled all over the poisonous toad's body that Qu Fattou picked up the burning fire oil jar and rushed towards the poisonous toad.
That frame is just like in the movie "Red Sorghum", Jiang Wen rushed to the devil's car with a burning wine jar.
My eyes turned red, and I couldn't help but sing loudly, "Fatty, you boldly go forward!" Go ahead! Don't look back! ”
As he was singing, he saw the poisonous toad's body shake violently, and the venom in the tumor splashed out in all directions, and a few drops were falling in front of Qu Fat's body.
Qu Fattou was startled, smashed the porcelain altar he was holding on the poisonous toad, and with a strange scream, he rushed back with his head in his arms.
The burning porcelain altar smashed into the poisonous toad's body, immediately igniting the fire oil on the poisonous toad's body.
In an instant, the poisonous toad burned into a fireball, and I felt that the long tongue under my body began to twitch violently, and I was about to call the fat head to come and press with me, when suddenly I heard a scream like a broken drum. It turned out that the poisonous toad actually broke its tongue and jumped into the air with a strange scream.
I hurriedly got up and ran into the distance, and after running more than ten meters, I turned around and looked at the fireballs that kept bouncing in the air, and silently recited in my heart, "Hallelujah, Amitabha, don't blame Lao Tzu for my black hands, you should be reincarnated as a rabbit in the next life, it's too fucking crazy to be such a thing!" ”
The poisonous toad jumped up and down for a while, and then it lost its strength, and then fell to the ground motionless, slowly burning into a pile of charred balls.
I looked at the scorched ball on the ground, and let out a sigh, I had been pressing the toad's tongue hard just now, and I was already exhausted.
This kung fu, Qu Fattou didn't know where the road came from, and walked towards me slowly.
Before he could get to him, he scolded, "What the hell is the big white guy singing on the dog day!" Didn't you see that big toad doesn't like to listen, the venom is so moist that it almost fell into the crotch of Lao Tzu's pants. ”
I grinned at him and didn't speak.
My eyes were straight on the charred corpse of the poisonous toad on the ground, and my brain was spinning, and I seemed to vaguely sense that something was wrong......