Chapter 378: The Groom's Officer
The village cheered, and every family pulled me to eat rice wine to show their gratitude.
The local rice wine is really good, the entrance is sweet and mellow, people who don't usually drink alcohol have to like it, plus so many people toast, it's not good to favor one over the other, so you can only take it all.
I drank it fresh, and at the end of the day, I was a little dizzy, but the villagers said that it would take three days to start the music anyway, and it was okay to drink too much today.
Although I have not been in a hurry about Luo Xiaomei's affairs, I am thin-skinned and soft-hearted, and I didn't hold back the persuasion, and I was about to have another drink, when I grabbed my hand with a long hand: Drink you to death.
I was a little confused, and asked him what he was doing, and he tilted his head outside the window, and my heart suddenly pinched up on one side of my face -, why did that "Mandarin Duck Play" sound again? Didn't you say that three days later, that red nail didn't play the cards according to reason!
No, yesterday, she couldn't bring that young man with her, so today she was in a hurry again.
I put down the bowl and went out.
How dare you touch the people around Lao Tzu, red nails are really impatient.
It's just such a stop, it gets up a little violently, the rice wine is on the head, and I almost didn't sit down again.
The little fat man wanted to follow, I cheered up, waved my hand, and said that I had already alarmed her yesterday, and if I went to so many people today, I would not be able to startle the snake.
And the long hand hung a string of sausages around his neck, stood up expressionlessly, and followed me.
I looked at the sausage and wondered if you were going to pretend to be a sand monk or something?
But as soon as I rolled my eyes, the abacus was ready, anyway, the appearance of the long hands is not bad, in case the red nails don't look down on me, let the long hands be a strong man.
So I took the long hand and went.
It's silent outside, and the music is weird, and whoever walks here at night will probably have to blow up a white sweat, but I can only look at the long hand with a sideways face at this moment.
The crunching sound of his chewing and the slightly alcoholic sweetness of the sausage diluted the horror a lot.
He felt that I was looking at him, lifted his eyelids and glanced at me, reluctantly took a section of sausage, and gave way to me, indicating that he could share it with me.
I shook my head and said I got it—snatching food from his hand was like snatching food from the mouth of a tiger, which showed the highest degree of kindness he had towards me.
I'm a little glad that although I've been bullied a lot, I've never been hungry since I was a child.
The yang energy of the two of them walking together was too heavy, so I distanced a little from the long hand and asked him to retreat, and then the music became more and more flickering, and the shadows were full, and I saw a woman in front of the alley.
That woman has a very slender waist, and she walks on the bluestone street with a lot of style.
I knew in my heart that the red nail was coming to recruit my aunt again, so I went to meet it.
This woman also has a fragrance on her body - I don't know if my nose is not sensitive, and I smell almost the same as any aroma, I always feel that this fragrance smells a little familiar, like the smell on Zhong Lingxiu's body.
It is said that women are pickled in cosmetics, and it should be about the same, I didn't think much about it, I put a hand on the woman's shoulder, and said: Girl, it's not safe to walk at night here, or I'll give you a ride?
The woman turned around, smiled and said, "Then I'm sorry for you."
The moonlight was shining on her face, and I was stunned: Why are you here?
It's Zhong Lingxiu.
I said that this taste is so familiar, and the feelings are the deity!
But this is impossible, how could she come here, the Heavenly Master's Mansion is a mess now, she has been handsome since ancient times, she is not in the town, and she is not afraid of the Bian family coming to the door?
She smiled at me: I heard that things here are not easy to do, I don't worry about you.
I'm quite moved, but I'm still a little worried: Then you can't throw away the affairs of the Heavenly Master's Mansion for me, right? I told you a long time ago, and this is still difficult for me
Her slender jade fingers covered my mouth, and she was cold: I think it's worth it.
My heart jumped.
Then, she took one hand on my hand and intertwined her fingers affectionately: What are you going to do, I will follow you.
Ahem.
At this time, the long hand in the distance may have chicken feathers stuck in his throat and coughed.
Of course, it's good to be with Zhong Lingxiu, but what is it with a brother-in-law behind my buttocks, I laughed with Zhong Lingxiu, saying that if I knew this was the case, it would be better to let this product continue to eat sausages at the countryman's house.
Zhong Lingxiu glanced back, smiled, winked at me, and whispered slyly: Let's get rid of him.
She doesn't look like Xi Tianshi, who is usually high, but really looks like a little girl of this age, which is indescribably tempting.
As she spoke, she pulled me and ran, just like eloping.
I also ran after her, and of course the footsteps of the long hand were also anxious, but after chasing a few steps, I couldn't catch up, and his voice disappeared.
As soon as I raised my eyes, Zhong Lingxiu took me to the mouth of a very long alley, and inside the alley, there were big red lanterns.
She lowered her voice and said, "I've already found out, and the person we're looking for is here."
As I spoke, I saw a large number of women coming out of the portal, all smiling and laughing, and very lively.
I remembered Luo Xiaomei's affairs, so I looked for Luo Xiaomei among those women.
But there are too many women, and Luo Xiaomei is not the kind of person who can stand in the crowd and let people see it at a glance, I didn't find Luo Xiaomei for a long time, so I was a little anxious, and Zhong Lingxiu grabbed me and said let me go in and have a look.
She took me into a big mansion with a large round table and all kinds of food and drinks, just like a wedding in the village.
In front of the large table, it was bustling with many guests.
I had already drunk a lot, but now I only felt that there was a lot of light in front of me, like a dream, the endless flow of people came and went, Zhong Lingxiu sat next to me and brought me a lot of snacks.
The dim sum was very fragrant, and in this aroma, I almost forgot what I was here for, only to hear the people around me laugh and say: The groom is here, the groom is here!
They looked like they were looking at me.
I couldn't help but ask Zhong Lingxiu: Who is going to get married?
Zhong Lingxiu touched my face with one hand and said with a smile: You wait.
As she spoke, she disappeared in the midst of many women.
When she appeared again, I was dumbfounded, she was dressed in red, she was dressed as a bride, and her colorful accessories were matched with her wedding dress, which was very beautiful.
The groom official, riding a big horse, jumped a brazier to eat watermelon, whispered with flowers and candles in the cave room, and hugged a fat doll next year!
There were voices singing this song everywhere, I was already dizzy, and I couldn't open my eyes at this time, and there was a mess around me, all of which were human faces, all like urging me: The groom, pick up the new daughter-in-law!
Many hands stretched out, took off my clothes, changed into the groom's robe, big red flowers, and someone brought me a horse, the tone of the surrounding "Mandarin Duck Opera" was distorted and weird, getting louder and louder, and the noise was buzzing in people's ears.
I don't know when, got on the horse.
Surrounded by a large group of people, I swam around this alley, and behind me was a big red sedan chair, in which sat the beautiful Zhong Lingxiu.
It turns out that this is what it feels like to marry a daughter-in-law.
I was groggy in the midst of the noise, but there was a strange voice mixed in with these voices, like a hoarse voice calling my name, very sharp, scratching my ears.
I instinctively wanted to see who was shouting at me, but the voice was suppressed by the sound of the mandarin duck play, and I couldn't hear it.
The big horse under the crotch was very tame, and the big red flower on its head and the big red flower on my chest trembled rhythmically, red, everything in front of me was red.
Finally, the street tour was over, and it was time to enter the cave house.
I lifted Zhong Lingxiu's red hijab, and under the red candles, she looked at me with a pair of bright eyes, which looked even better.
She raised one hand and touched my face: I'll give you a wide coat
I nodded, straightened my arms, and she literally undressed me.
As soon as her hand was raised, I grabbed her wrist.
She blushed and lowered her head shyly: What are you anxious about?
I said, "I'm not in a hurry, but you're a little anxious."
I lifted her hand and clearly saw her two two-inch-long, curved and sharp nails: don't say, it's quite easy to pick out someone's eyes with this, this girl who pretends to be my sweetheart, I want to ask you, how many pairs of eyes have you picked so far?
Her beautiful face suddenly distorted, and she said in horror: It's impossible for you to see it
Are you stupid? I grabbed her wrist and turned it over, pressed it on the table, pointed to the red impatiens on her hand and said: You pretend to be quite similar, but the real Zhong Lingxiu never paints her nails, but you are red, exactly the same as yesterday's bride, just this three-legged cat's kung fu still wants to lie to me, are you really when I drink too much, people lose their minds?
As I spoke, I had already taken out the three or five evil slashes - this evil creature doesn't know what its origin is, its ability is not small, and it can really charm the eyes, even I can be fascinated.
It is estimated that her ability is to become the appearance of a person she likes in the eyes of men, so the young men fell in love with her at first sight, and I saw her as Zhong Lingxiu.
I saw it at the beginning, but I was originally here to be an uncle, so I planned it and pretended to be stupid - I didn't do it just now, on the one hand, I just wanted to see the situation here clearly and find out where I came from. On the other hand, I did drink a little too much, and I wasn't sure if I could hit this evil thing in one blow, and I had just ridden a big horse for a long time, and a cool breeze blew, and the wine had already woken up.
As for the snack she gave me just now, it is estimated that it also has a charming effect, and I actually vomited it a long time ago.
Her face became more and more hideous, she stared at me deadly, and suddenly said: Don't regret it.
What do I regret? Then he tilted his head, and suddenly screamed outside.
I was blown away by the scream – this is not a human voice!
Immediately after, there were a lot of things outside, as if they were going to rush to this house!
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