"Yuke, can't you fucking get me a clean new military uniform? Ah, just go to see the commander like this, what a shame for us! Hao Yi, who had transformed into the colonel, bared his teeth and scolded the stunned adjutant. After a night of careful consideration, Hao Yi actually arranged a near-perfect story, and successfully fooled Tong Zhong and Mi Kai, two old and spicy imperial generals. Even Haoyi had to admire his genius head.

After some inquiry, in order to thoroughly investigate this matter, Tong Zhong asked Haoyi to take the surviving team member, that is, Hu Erfat, and Lei who was lying in the birdcage and pretending to be dead, to rush to the headquarters on the flagship for investigation. Things seem to have been going according to Haoyi's plan step by step.

"Sir, it's not that your subordinates don't want to! It's just ......" The adjutant Yu Ke spread his hands and said helplessly: "Our logistical supplies have been cut off for almost a month, and in addition to the necessary weapons, ammunition and food, things like military uniforms are already seriously lacking!" ”

"Fuck me, those logistics quartermasters grew up eating shit!" Hao Yi pursed his lips and scolded sincerely from the bottom of his heart, and then waved his hand and ordered: "Forget it! I've got to get to the command right now! During the time I left, you idiot has to honestly give Lao Tzu a good look at the regimental headquarters, without my order, no one is allowed to leave the regimental headquarters half a step easily, understand? This is a military order issued by General Tong directly beyond the level! ”

"Don't worry, sir, I promise that everyone in the regiment headquarters will eat, drink, and Lazar here, and they won't go anywhere!" Yuke hurriedly replied in a loud voice.

Hearing this, Hao Yi nodded with satisfaction, patted the stunned adjutant approvingly, and strode out of the command headquarters with Hu Erfat, who was holding a birdcage.

In an open field not far from the command center of the regimental headquarters, a medical transport plane was preparing to take off. Haoyi, who was in a good mood, hummed a little song, swaggered with Hu Erpang and the two, and boarded the transport plane that had been waiting for a long time under the strange gaze of the officers and soldiers passing by.

"Man, fleet flagship! Let's take off! Rushing into the cockpit, Hao Yi unceremoniously arched the co-pilot from the seat and gave the pilot the take-off order with a big grin.

"Yes, sir!" The pilot glanced curiously at the somewhat strange colonel beside him, and with a burst of maneuvering, the transport plane pulled off the ground with a roar, and flew towards the battleship fleet in mid-air.

"Report to the general, the commander of the 1st Regiment of the 14th Marine Division of the 3rd Ground Operations Army Group has been ordered to come and report!"

A moment later, Hao Yi led Hu Erpang and the two finally stepped into a busy command center.

"Here we are, Colonel! Come with me! Tong Zhong, who was discussing in a low voice with Mi Kai and several senior staff officers in front of the command platform, turned around when he heard the sound, nodded to Hao Yi with a smile, and then turned to an adjutant and ordered: "Go and ask Major Zheng to come over!" ”

"It's the general!" The adjutant replied in a loud voice, turned around and hurried out of the command center.

"General!" Haoyi glanced at the scene in the command center with the corner of his eye, and walked quickly to Tong Zhong.

"Let's go, let's talk in the conference room!" Tong Zhong glanced at Hu Erfat, who was holding a poncho-covered birdcage behind Hao Yi, waved his hand and whispered, then took the lead and turned around and walked towards the secret conference room connected to the command center. At the same time, Mi Kai also whispered instructions to several senior staff officers around him, and followed Haoyi and the three into the conference room with his feet.

"Show me what the hell that is!" As soon as he entered the conference room, Tong Zhong, who was originally calm and sophisticated, waved to Hu Erpang a little impatiently, and motioned for him to send the birdcage in his hand.

Seeing Haoyi nodding secretly, Hu Erpang put the birdcage on the conference table in front of Tong Zhong and the others, and lifted the rain cloth.

"I said Mickey Mouse, have you ever seen such a pocket man!" After the rain cloth was opened, Tong Zhong couldn't help but get up, a pair of old eyes stared directly at Lei who was lying in the birdcage on all fours, and subconsciously asked Mi Kai beside him.

"No, I've seen a dwarf, but I've never seen such a tiny little man who is only a little bigger than the palm of his hand, it's just ...... It's not a little small! Mikay's eyes widened in curiosity as he muttered.

"Did this guy speak after you caught it?" Tong Zhong pointed to the thunder in the birdcage and raised his head and asked.

"No, General!" Seeing Haoyi nodding to himself, Hu Erpang hurriedly stepped forward and explained: "When I caught it, it seemed to be unconscious!" Until now, it has never opened its eyes, let alone said a word! ”

"Oh? Open this cage! Tong Zhong frowned, circled around the birdcage, and then resolutely ordered Hu Erfat.

"Smack!" Hu Erpang answered by opening the simple lock on the birdcage and aimed the birdcage exit at Tong Zhong and the others. Lao Tong Zhong hesitated slightly, then reached into his hands and carefully took the thunder out.

"It's incredible! Mickey Mouse, do you say this guy is human? Tong Zhong stared at the old eyes for a while, and couldn't help but gently pinch Lei's little face with his calloused big hand.

Haoyi on the side could even see that Lei inadvertently showed an indignant look, which made him secretly laugh in his heart.

"It's hard to say, judging from the situation they reported, this guy is another terrible class of troops evolved by the alien worm! It's just that it's probably not fully capable of attacking yet! Mi Kay said with a straight face.

"General, Major Zheng is here!" Just as Hu Erpang gave Haoyi an inquiring look and asked him if he needed to do it immediately, the adjutant's loud report suddenly came from outside the door of the conference room.

"Oh, please!" Tong Zhong was stunned when he heard this, and hurriedly put Lei back in the birdcage and said loudly.

The door of the conference room opened, and a graceful and beautiful officer entered. She wore a crisp white lab coat and carried a large metal box in her hand. Haoyi was even a little curious, how could such a seemingly delicate beauty carry a metal box that looked quite heavy.

"This is Major Zheng of the Imperial Alien Research Center, she is a senior expert in charge of studying alien aliens, and this time she was originally ordered to study those alien insects on the battlefield with the army!" Seeing that Haoyi was looking curiously and fiddling with the beautiful female officer with the huge metal box on the table, Tong Zhong casually introduced it.

"I'm not an expert, I'm just a military jishu officer!" The beautiful officer was still wearing a mask, and a slightly crisp voice came out of the white mask, which was very pleasant. Even if she is tightly wrapped up and down, Haoyi, who has read many beauties, can still see at a glance that this girl is absolutely on time. Of course, the decent military uniform and the white coat that covers it can't seem to hide this beauty's rather hot and seductive figure.

"Major Zheng, it's this colonel's subordinates who found this, uh, it's an alien!" Touching a soft nail from the beautiful major, Tong Zhong, who was originally hot-tempered, seemed to have no mind, turned around and smiled faintly with Mi Kai, and continued to introduce.

An imperial general who commanded the entire imperial army was actually kind to such a major, and suddenly, a thought suddenly flashed in Hao Yi's heart. The identity of this beautiful officer in front of her is definitely not as simple as it seems.

"Huh?" While fiddling with all kinds of fancy instruments and equipment in the metal box, the beautiful officer glanced at the thunder in the birdcage out of the corner of her eye, and a look of surprise suddenly flashed in her eyes, and she subconsciously said: "What a cute little man!" ”

I don't know how Lei felt when he heard the admiration of this beautiful officer. Anyway, Haoyi and Hu Erpang glanced at each other, and because they couldn't hold back their smiles, they actually held back their faces and turned red.

"Well, Major, can you immediately determine if this little guy is human or not?" Mi Kai on the side frowned slightly and asked with a pleasant face.

"I'm going to give this little guy a blood test first! Determine its DNA code to determine its identity! The beautiful officer took out a large needle from the metal box and made a gesture to walk to the birdcage.

"Mom! With such a big needle, do you want to stab me to death? The next moment, a picture that made Haoyi's head full of black lines, but shocked Tong Zhong and the others. Ray actually jumped up in the birdcage by himself, staring at the needle in the hand of the beautiful officer and screaming......