Chapter 15: It's Time to Be a Sperm!
"Mom, my dad is him, he is ......"
Ren Xin hugged Tan Meifeng and trembled, even Tan Meifeng, who has always been strong, was scared silly!
At this time, everyone sees that Ren Damin is no longer Ren Damin, he is pinching his throat, and he can't come out with such a charming female voice, as if he came out of the kiln!
"Repair to make a time!!"
The eldest grandmother's voice became more thorough, and the proper bass, close to her, you could feel a damp and cold murderous aura, "Fifty years ago, I just passed by your coffin, and it was not easy to read your lonely soul, miserable and pitiful, but you still dare to grind people's spirits today, say!" Who gave you the guts!! ”
While speaking, the big jumped, and jumped to the kang with their cheeks, Ren Damin's eyes opened at the same time, the copper bell seemed to be round, and with a finger of his hand, he went straight to Tan Meifeng, "You ask her!" My wife has lived well for 100 years, and she actually made an old man press me! How can I swallow this breath!! ”
"Ah?!!h
Tan Meifeng was pointed out with a shudder, holding Ren Xin and about to hide behind the big, "I, I ......"
"What are you!!"
I swear that Ren Damin has never been so capable in his life!
'He' actually jumped in front of Tan Meifeng and 'snapped!' He threw out a slap in the face, "If it weren't for your wife, she would be so angry?!! ”
Crisp and neat~
The cool breeze brought my cheeks numb, I immediately opened my eyes, not for anything else, Ren Damin's quilt fell off, God, it was too dazzling!!
"Ahh
Tan Meifeng was beaten and screamed, accompanied by Ren Xin's screams, I couldn't help but be curious, squinted and watched, as soon as the slap fell, half of Tan Meifeng's face was swollen like a steamed bun, and she gained at least ten pounds in half a second, and her skin was red and bleeding!!
"You mean woman!!"
'Ren Damin' seemed to be crazy, ignoring the eldest grandmother and about to continue to shoot at Tan Meifeng!
To tell the truth, it's the first time I've seen such a dirty thing, under normal circumstances, these sneaky things, as long as they hear the movements of the old fairy, they will tremble and be honest, and this half of the face still dares to shoot again and again?
What a capability!
"Presumptuous!!"
The male voice on the grandmother's body was furious, her face was cold, and she grabbed the wrist of 'Ren Damin' raised in mid-air in mid-air, pulled him and threw it towards the kang, "How can I let you have no one in your eyes!! ”
“……”
I'm really stupid to look at it, how can I say that Ren Damin is also a big man who is more than 1.7 meters, and he was pinched by the wrist of the grandmother and flew directly into the kang, if it wasn't for the window, he would have flown out!!
Although I know that the battle at this moment is not against the eldest grandmother and Ren Damin, but the old fairy and the female ghost, but looking at it, I still feel that it is mysterious~!
'Bang Dang!! ’
The window frame was hit by Ren Damin, the glass buzzed a few times and burst in the shape of a chrysanthemum, the strange thing is that Ren Damin didn't know the pain, he stared at the grandmother with blood-red eyes, "You are afraid that you will be a toad!" There is one in the back mountain, which one is not the old lady who watched the success, I will give you a face today! In three days, if you don't get that old man away, don't blame the old lady for letting this family come down to accompany me!! ”
As soon as the words fell, I only felt a cool breeze on the tip of my nose, a stab in my shoulder, and instantly saw a 'humanoid figure' coming out of the top of Ren Damin's head, with a flick of his limbs, still like a cat, 'whoosh'~ rushed out from the corner of the high wall!
Hurry up~ I'm convinced!
At the same time, the 'Ren Damin' who couldn't slip out of the light also collapsed on the kang softly, his eyes were closed, and his body was full of red daozi, feeling as if he had been ruined, it seemed that he was really ...... cough cough ~ The baby is still young, and he doesn't know how to cover his eyes ~
"Mom! Mother!! ”
Turning her face, Tan Meifeng was already sitting on the ground, half of her face was swollen and bright and eye-catching, and she was crying and screaming!
"Big Grandma ......"
I was just about to help Ren Xin, when I saw the eldest grandmother squinting and trembling again, as if she was electrocuted, and a figure jumped out of the body of the eldest grandmother.
"Milk, are you alright?"
The eldest grandmother lowered her head halfway, and waved her hand after exhaling a long breath, "It's a powerful, suicidal person, I was bullied in front of me, a fireworks woman, and I have a lot of resentment, this thing has to be more than a hundred and ten years old, and the little ghost on the mountain has also collected a lot, and it will be done......"
I opened my mouth, fireworks woman? That's why you are so energetic?
Instinctively looked at that Ren Damin again, no wonder 'he' was so rampant just now!
Grandma used to say that it is difficult to reincarnate if you commit suicide, if the family does not give the evil at that time, the resentful soul will wander in the yin and yang, and in the end you can not be afraid of the sun, not afraid of Mr., and those who do it can come out of the shadow, evil, and human!
To put it simply, such a dirty thing is HEI society, which is ruthless to himself when he dies, whoever recruits him, he gets whom!
The word "ghost" comes from here.
"Ren Damin!!"
The big were chattering, Tan Meifeng seemed to have come back to her senses, and she seemed to rush to the kang like crazy, and she was a fist and kick cannon against Ren Damin, who no longer knew about the personnel!
"You still dare to hit me! Dare to hit me!! You who can do it! Hit me! Get up and hit me again!! ”
…… I'm speechless.
"Miho!! Who started this!! ”
The eldest grandmother shouted, "You know that it wasn't the people who beat you!" Don't you hear the sound!! ”
I'm slandering, but no, what did you do just now, you are on it, and you didn't work in vain if you had a fight with the ancients.
"I ......"
Tan Meifeng's mouth was deflated, and she couldn't care about Ren Xin next to her, and she cried with a wow~ sound, "Fairy woman!" I've never been so angry when I'm so old, you see I've been beaten in the face! It's still wooden, so how can I go out and meet people!! ”
I seem to be standing next to me watching the play, at this moment, I am quite sympathetic to that Ren Damin, if he is perceived when he is on the body, then he may be secretly happy in his heart~
With such a daughter-in-law on the stall, how can I talk about reason~
"If the matter of the tomb is not resolved, then it is not a matter of being beaten, and your whole family will have to go down."
The big milk's words made Tan Meifeng's crying stop, and she looked at the big in horror, "Fairy woman, ...... do you mean?"
"You hear me clearly."
The big were too lazy to say, and their chin turned to the side of the door, "Now follow me up the mountain, deal with this matter quickly, who is not good, provoke such a thing!" ”
Tan Meifeng didn't dare to whisper, took the quilt and covered it with Ren Damin, and looked at the big with a little worry, "Fairy woman, then my family will be fine, he is the pillar of my family......"
"Do you still know that Damin is the pillar of your family?"
The big grandmother asked rhetorically, "If you don't bury Old Man Ren in such a place, will this happen to the people, he will be guilty enough, and he will be pinched by you!" I'll just tell you, if this grave is not solved, then it's not whether anything can happen to Ren Damin, and your whole family will have to be entangled in that dirty thing! ”
"Fairy woman, isn't that still you......"
Tan Meifeng's mouth with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes is not idle, and she doesn't say that anyone outside says that her old man can crash a car and not hit an evil spirit.
"Me?"
The big' face was cold, "I can get her one, and then she will have a whole group!" That thing has been dead for over a hundred years! It's going to be a sperm! ”