I'm about to fall asleep, in fact, if Diao Chen hadn't appeared, I would have curled up in my kennel and dreamed of my sorghum in the Xianfeng years, and I was patient when I thought about it. I wiped my nose, this person has nothing to say, I don't want to be let go if I don't go, I have to get up early to go to work tomorrow, if you delay my business, see how I dislike you!

complained and complained, and finally saw Feng Xian's car door open, and the person who got down from the back seat was officially Diao Chen, his face was as black as Obama's, yes, the two of them may be arguing about something, I see that they are not happy, why is my heart so happy?

Bah! Bu Xiaolu, you are so perverted!

I wanted to make a joke about him, but I still pretended to be asleep with that face.

A few seconds later, he opened the car door and sat in, a gust of cold wind poured in, I shrank from the cold, I still closed my eyes and didn't pay attention to anyone, Diao Chen ordered: "Drive, go to me!" ”

"Don't, you'll be home!"

"Yo, I thought you were going to pretend to be asleep!" Diao Chen is really shrewd, I can see through any tricks at a glance, and the speed at which I have studied tactics for more than 20 years has not been able to catch up with his cracked version, which really makes me deeply depressed.

"I'm not going to you, lest I upset people again!" I instructed Sun Shangxiang: "Turn left at the intersection in front and send me home." ”

"Go to me!" Diao Chen always insisted.

"Hey! I don't understand, what do you do with me at night? Still don't let people sleep? "I'm getting more sober this time.

He looked at me: "Yo, I woke up so quickly in class, why did I get dizzy like an earthworm in the car just now!" ”

"Is that how you describe people?"

Guan Yu and Sun Shangxiang slowed down and pricked up their ears to listen to me and Diao Chen competing ventriloquists, that was a lot of fun, and I started my old business to entertain the public again, why!

Diao Chen didn't even want to look at me, so he said casually: "Why not, it's not the same, they don't all have long eyes, they only know how to drill blindly in the soil, and they don't say that you are a big-headed maggot, even if you are merciful!" ”

Wipe! If there is fire, don't send it at me, whoever has the ability to provoke you, you pick up the bricks and shoot whoever goes! I've been taught a lot of meat, and the two in front of me laughed when they heard it, these are all gods! Is there such a buddy, don't talk about persuasion, forget it, and be extremely unkind to make up for me, it's not righteous!

"No matter, I'm going home anyway!" As I spoke, I was about to step forward and pull the steering wheel in Sun Shangxiang's hand, but Diao Chen quickly pressed me to the seat, and said hatefully: "You'd better stop talking now, don't do anything!" ”

Oops, he's so angry, what else can I do? It's really hard to say if he's in a hurry.

Seeing Sun Shangxiang turn around and walk back, it seems that I can only think about how to jump out of the car and escape later, fortunately, I am wearing thick clothes today, and it should not be broken.

Who knew that I hadn't found the time yet, Diao Chen had already called my mother, and he pretended to say to my mother: "Auntie, that Xiaolu and I are eating and singing with friends tonight, it's too late, just let her be there for a while." ”

I thought my mother would say, "It's better to send it back, it's not good for the girl's family to spend the night outside." Who knew that my mother completely subverted my position as a good wife and mother, and happily said: "Okay, okay, I'm just afraid of bothering you, my girl is not honest when she sleeps, don't be angry if she kicks you!" ”

Smack!

Hurry up, my reputation is ruined by my own hemp like this!