Chapter Seventy-Four: Playing Dead

I was taken aback, but soon my heart was ignited by the anger of hatred, and I immediately drew the pistol from my waist, ready to give him a shuttle first. In fact, I know that Wu Sidong is also a victim, after all, he was taken up, but at this moment, Tofu's death, and a series of experiences later, made me angry, plus everyone was unbearable, but he stood in front of us and smiled, which really made people angry.

The moment I pulled out my gun, Professor Lin was startled, grabbed my hand at once, and said, "Don't be impulsive." "How could Professor Lin watch me kill his students, this stop, my hand was deflected, and a shot missed. At this time, Wu Sidong on the opposite side suddenly turned around and ran towards the right.

I thought he was waiting outside, there was something to do, but who knew that this kid turned around and ran. The rest of the people were stunned for a moment, and I had the heart to clean him up, so I immediately ran out of the tomb and chased him out.

Only then did I find that the other terracotta warriors in the opposite corner were located, and a passage was also exposed, Wu Sidong's speed was very fast, and his figure entered the dark tomb in a flash. I am also very fast on weekdays, but after such a toss, I have tofu on my back, where can I catch up with Wu Sidong.

In the blink of an eye, Professor Lin and the others finally came back to their senses and chased after them, and everyone didn't care about saying more at this time, knowing that if Wu Sidong was allowed to go on like this, I was afraid that I didn't know how much chaos we would have to make, no matter what, catch people first. They reacted and ran faster than me, and I quickly fell behind with the tofu on my back.

The tomb road where Wu Sidong was located was different from the previous one, everyone chased out dozens of meters away, and a downward staircase appeared in front of them, which surprised us that this staircase was densely crawled with a moss-like plant. I'm not surprised that there are some plants that are suitable for growing in shady places, but there is no water in this burial chamber, so how do these plants grow?

Professor Lin reacted quickly and said, "It seems that there must be water down here." ”

From the perspective of the structure of the tomb, it is taboo to enter the tomb, of course, some people do not discharge it because of feng shui, deliberately build a waterway in the tomb. Xu Fu's generation of famous scholars must think differently from ordinary people, and I don't know what his intentions are in doing this. I saw that the stairs in front of me were relatively narrow, and a series of clear footprints were left on them, which should have been left by Wu Sidong. Judging from the span of the footprints, this kid is almost running in three steps and doing two steps, and if it is too late, he is afraid that he will throw us away.

In order to prevent fraud, everyone took the lead by the No. 1 machine and rushed in. I was carrying tofu on my back, my upper body was heavy, my lower body was light, and my feet were slippery.

Because the stairs were slippery, this push had a butterfly effect, and everyone fell forward one by one, rolling down the stairs with a very low slope, and fell straight to the ground.

Thanks to the fact that the stone steps were covered with moss-like plants, there was no bloodshed, but the pain on his body was still terrible, and his head was full of meat and vegetables for a while. I endured the pain and was about to stand up, when someone behind me said, "Oh mom, it hurts me." ”

I casually said, "Bear with me." ”

After saying that, I was stunned, and I couldn't help but turn my head, and I met a face that turned blue naturally.

Bean curd?

He glared at me and said, "Of course you don't hurt, because you are pressing on me now, ***, Lao Tzu has become your back." I couldn't help but close my eyes, shook my head, and wondered if I was having auditory hallucinations, not only auditory hallucinations, but also visual hallucinations. But when I opened my eyes again, Tofu was still open, grinning and vivid.

I said, "Xiao, Xiaodou, have you cheated the corpse?" What do you still wish for? Oh...... Do you want a daughter-in-law, when you return to China, I will burn it for you. ”

It seems that this is not my hallucination, because the rest of the people are also dumbfounded, Duan Fei pointed to the tofu on my back, and his hands trembled.

I hurriedly untied the tofu, staring at him with eight pairs of eyes, and I couldn't care about Wu Sidong for a while.

I saw that the blue on Tofu's face had receded a lot, and in our eyes, his expression became nervous, and he said, "What kind of eyes are you doing, why do you look like you've seen a ghost?" Then he looked at the surroundings again, because of the fall just now, most of our headlights were off, and the surrounding area was dark, and I couldn't really see it, but it should be a relatively large space. But at this time, I don't have the heart to study the surrounding environment, and there is only one question in my mind: is tofu a person or a zongzi now?

If it were a human being, how could a dead person come back to life? If it's a zongzi, how can a zongzi speak?

Tofu asked us, but none of us spoke, and it was clear that this bizarre scene was a little hard to accept. At that time, Tofu's face had completely turned purple, his pulse had stopped, and his whole body was stiff and cold.

I felt confused at first, and then a little happy, although I don't know what the state of tofu is now, but it's better than being a dead man. I didn't say a word, I quietly stretched out my hand, buckled the pulse of the tofu, and all of a sudden, I felt the pulse beating, I was a living person!

Tofu was confused by my reaction, retracted his hand, saliva flew around, and said, "What do you touch, is Grandpa Dou touching it casually, and if you touch it again, you will have to give money." After I heard this, I slapped him on the head and scolded: "Shut up, say, are you a human or a ghost?" , what are you pretending to be dead? ”

At this moment, I felt that the blood in my body was surging up to my head, and anger and joy were intertwined, and I wanted to strangle the tofu that had just come back to life.

Resisting this impulse, I said to Professor Lin and others, "It's alive." ”

Professor Lin looked incredulous and walked over slowly, apparently wanting to check the tofu, but he was afraid that the tofu would be a large dumpling with a corpse, so it looked particularly strange. After a while, he still held Tofu's hand and began to call his pulse, and then began to sniff again, and after a while, Professor Lin was surprised: "It's really a living person." ”

With Professor Lin's assurance, the rest of the people immediately gathered around, pinching and touching the tofu like onlookers watching rare animals. Tofu was still stunned, I don't know why, just about to get angry, he was touched by Duan Fei's chest, Tofu was angry, and said to Duan Fei with a red face: "Sister, there are so many people, how bad you are like this, we can come back in private." ”

My complicated mood suddenly became indifferent, although I couldn't figure out what was going on, but I knew that the person in front of me was tofu correctly, neither zongzi, nor was he put on by any ghost, because except for him, no one would be so unreliable. When Duan Fei heard this, she covered her mouth and snickered, then pinched the tofu and said, "You are so beautiful, who wants to have a private relationship with you." ”

After such a hiatus, everyone didn't treat Tofu as a monkey, but turned around Tofu to ask the reason, but Tofu didn't know anything, only remembered that he was coerced by an invisible force, choked his neck, and then fainted.

"I don't remember the rest," he said. Then he looked at us with a strange expression and said, "What did you say just now that you died and rose again, do you ...... Died once? ”

Don't look at his usual carelessness, in fact, he just doesn't like to care, he's not really stupid, about the resurrection of the dead, I don't plan to hide it from him, I told him what happened, Tofu was dumbfounded, and muttered: "Dead and resurrected, hiss...... I understand! His expression changed, as if he remembered something important.

Everyone immediately focused their attention on him, and saw Tofu's face of disbelief, followed by ecstasy, followed by an unfathomable look, and sighed, "It turns out that I am actually the reincarnation of Jesus." ”

When I heard this, I almost choked to death with my own saliva. Legend has it that Jesus was crucified and then resurrected, and Tofu's miraculous imagination seemed to reincarnate himself as a god. I smiled bitterly, I don't want to teach him a lesson, life is more important than anything else, I didn't hear what I said just now.

The resurrection of Tofu from the dead is really too bizarre, and everyone can't say why, but they heard Gu Wenmin suddenly say: "Could it be pretending to be dead?" ”

I said, "Can a person pretend to be dead and have a blue face?" After speaking, I remembered that I parted ways with Gu Wenmin before, and I was a little embarrassed. Although Tofu miraculously came back to life, the grief at that time was unforgettable, and I did not regret my decision at that time, and I could no longer be close to her until the curse of the Oni Face was resolved.

Gu Wenmin didn't look at me, looked away, and said to Professor Lin: "I'm not talking about people, but animals, some snakes will play dead when they are in danger, their bodies and muscles will stiffen, and their vital signs will disappear completely, and they can only be monitored under sophisticated instruments." ”

As soon as she said this, I immediately understood what she meant, and said in my heart, could it be that the reason why Tofu 'died' was because he became an animal at a critical moment and activated the instinct of snakes to play dead? Can humans really be completely animalized? If that's the case, tofu is a blessing in disguise this time. I was secretly glad in my heart, and I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when I saw that most of the bruises on Tofu's face had faded.

Seeing that the tofu was 'alive', everyone's morale was greatly boosted, their expressions were relaxed, and the atmosphere in the team was not as dignified as before, so they turned on their headlights and began to observe the environment we are in now.

PS: In everyone's thousands of calls, tofu has come to life, what will happen next? Haha, a little reveal, there's an important person coming on, let's guess.