This story starts a long, long time ago, when Yuan Sanye was still a fish and lived in the release pond in the backyard of Xiangguo Temple, where incense was vigorous.

What the? How do you think fish have names? It's just lonely, what's so strange about the fish having a name, and it has a follower!

Its attendant was a turtle, and Yuan Sanye gave it the name Gou Yu.

Why does a turtle call a dog?

Can you please not interrupt me! Do you tell a story or do I tell it?

You speak, you speak!

Alas! Where am I talking?

A turtle called Dog Leftover.

Oh, at that time, Yuan Sanye and his follower Dog Yu were simply the tyrants of the release pool! Oppress the weak and do all kinds of evil, but the fish inside are still very obedient to it and listen to its control, why? This involves the natural sciences and is beyond the scope of this book.

Originally, they lived happily in the pool until one day.

On this day, the sky is refreshing, the sun is shining, the ladies and ladies of the incense are walking to the backyard wing in waves, Yuan Sanye likes to be quiet, and takes the dog to hide in the release pond next to the rockery, I don't know why, the terrain here is very steep, and no one usually comes.

Yuan Sanye turned his stomach to bask in the sun on the water, and the dog kept paddling below to support it and not let it sink.

As a fish, this Yuan Sanye is not professional at all, it doesn't even swim very well, and it relies on the dog to carry it around.

Suddenly, there was a sound from the rockery, and the dog stared at its mung bean and looked at the rockery vigilantly, and said, "Third master, there is movement inside." ”

Yuan Sanye spit out two bubbles and replied: "What are you doing with such a fuss, cheating!" I told you about it. Why else do you think I brought you here? ”

"Oh! The third master is wise! "Gou Yu doesn't know what cheating means, anyway, it's just a sycophant, Yuan Sanye likes to listen to good words.

Hearing the dog's ass, Yuan Sanye couldn't help but roll his eyes, what a fart! Where this bird doesn't lay eggs, you can only hope that these gossips will survive, otherwise you will be bored and die a long time ago.

"Do you know what cheating is?" It flicked its tail and hit the dog left, and the dog left laughed twice.

At this time, the voice behind the rockery changed, turning into a somewhat rapid wheezing sound, and Yuan Sanye's stiff fish face let out a **** laugh: "It's now, let me in, hahaha!" "Alive, I'm here!

The dog left swung his limbs vigorously and swam towards the depths of the rockery, and Yuan Sanye flicked his tail excitedly, making a circle of ripples on the water surface.

Suddenly, a dark shadow flew overhead, and his direction was also a rockery. The third master patted the dog's back harder, and shouted: "Hurry up, lest you be alarmed by the black shadow, and they will leave!" ”

If someone on the shore is at this time, they will see a fish with long arms, its back exposed on the water, and its tail falling and swimming very slowly. Although the dog had tried his best, by the time they arrived, the affair had already ended, and the man in black was holding a cowhide package in his hand, hanging his head and reporting to another man who was getting dressed: "Lord! The subordinates are fortunate not to be dishonored and have already obtained the Tao Te Ching, please take a look! As he spoke, he wrapped his hands in cowhide.

Tao Te Ching? Isn't it a Taoist scripture? How can it be in the temple? Yuan Sanye and Gou Yu were hiding under the water and eavesdropping, and no one cared about a fish or a turtle.

The man took the scripture and smiled wickedly: "Well done! This is your reward. As he spoke, he threw out a small bag and threw it to the man in black, the man in black happily caught it with both hands, opened the bag, and a small green snake came out of it, quickly jumped to his neck and bit it, and then got back into the bag.

The man in black only had time to utter one word: "You..." fell to the ground and convulsed, and after a while, his face turned black and died.

The man looked at the scripture book in his hand and said with a smug smile: "Stupid! "Picking up the small bag on the ground, he stepped over the body of the man in black and tried to get out of here.

Suddenly, there was a noisy sound in the distance, as if the theft of the scripture book had been discovered, and the warrior monk quickly controlled the entire backyard, and the ladies and ladies of Shangxiang were all comforted to wait in the wing.

Seeing that something was wrong, the man cursed in a low voice: "Fool! "Squat down and undress the man in black. As soon as he squatted down, the unlucky woman opposite him was revealed, with a frightened face, staring at two dead fish eyes, undressed, and covered in darkness, and the symptoms of the man in black were the same, they should have been killed by that man.

"Tsk! The taste is so strong! Yuan Sanye said in a low voice.

"Third master, what does it mean that the taste is really heavy?" If you are born in the 21st century, you must be a good student, and you know how to ask questions if you don't understand.

"Taste is the taste of eating, we have to pay attention to the color and fragrance of eating, as long as you occupy one can be eaten, you look at the woman's appearance, none of them are occupied, he can also eat, is it not a heavy taste?" Yuan Sanye took the trouble to explain to it.

"But he didn't eat the woman?" Gou Yu still doesn't quite understand.

"You're still young, you'll understand when you grow up!" How could she explain this kind of thing to a turtle? Only when you grow up can this kind of panacea sentence shut its mouth.

"I'm older than you! I watched you be born. Gou Yu said seriously.

Yuan Sanye is a little crazy, doesn't it mean that the memory of the fish is only seven seconds? In order to find a follower who could remember her, she deliberately chose a gifted turtle, but she didn't expect it to have such a good memory, and even remembered how she taught it how to compare sizes in order to eat delicious food first.

"What do you mean that you are older than me, if it weren't for the upper and upper life, I bumped into you, you would have been arrested and stewed soup a long time ago, and now you don't even listen to my words as a life-saver?"

"It's not!"

"Are you older or am I older?"

"You're big!" The dog's remaining brain capacity is still too small, and he was dizzy after two clicks, so he can only honestly continue to be the third master's follower.

While they were arguing, the man had already taken off the clothes of the man in black, put him and the woman together, thought about it, jumped into the water with the cowhide package, dived down and buried the package.

"Keep up!" Yuan Sanye couldn't care about being lazy at this time, so he slid off the dog's back and hurriedly swam with the man.

The man seemed to be very familiar with the structure of this pool, and swam directly to a cave under the rockery, Yuan Sanye saw this situation, and secretly screamed that it was not good, she was in this pool every day, but she didn't find that there was a hole in it, this man was actually more familiar with her home than herself.

"Huh! Why did he leave things in my house? "The dog who followed the swim down was very familiar with the hole where the scriptures were hidden, as if it was his own home!

"What? Is this your home? Why didn't you tell me? The third master stared at the small eyes and spit out a large string of bubbles.