1. Expeditions turn out to be hungry too

"Braised duck with elbow sauce, braised chicken braised pork belly, crispy raw cucumber pat, small yellow croaker to fry it...... Hey, don't touch my roast pigeon! Is it easy for Lao Tzu in the wilderness to get a pigeon! ”

Seeing that the pigeon in his hand was about to be snatched away, stimulated by the scene in the dream, a spirit, Hao Dong opened his eyes violently. In the dim surroundings, only the white moonlight poured down from the hole in the broken roof overhead, outlining a scene of complete ruins and walls. His stomach rumbled again, Hao Dong raised his hand and touched it, and there was a faint pain in his stomach.

The bitter reality in front of him made Hao Dong, who was still indulging in a sweet dream just now, a little depressed, in this broken village in the wilderness, he couldn't even shoot a pheasant, and he roasted a pigeon? Sure enough, it's a dream!

As if he heard the noise in his stomach, the second dog lying not far from him came over: "Are you hungry?" Lao Tzu is also hungry. This fucking place can't even be seen with a mouse. The queen won't let us go for any game...... But I noticed on the road when I came, there should be snakes here, let's go and get some extra food? ”

They were unlucky on the way here, as mudslides swept away their cars and more than half of their equipment, and less than a third of their food remained. The three big men have no small appetites, and the only woman as the team leader, although she is beautiful, she is not worse than a few of them in terms of physical fitness, and the consumption of food is naturally not much less than them. In this way, before the mission has even begun, the supply becomes a problem first.

Although as a professional urban expedition team, they should follow the rules of not destroying a single plant or tree unless necessary. But when people are so hungry, they often don't care for that much. Even though the queen had already given repeated orders, Comrade Ergou, who was in charge of logistics, still had a very unfirm stance and was driven by hunger, to encourage Hao Dong, who had just joined the team and was also not very firm.

Hao Dong just joined the team not long ago, and he didn't know anything about Her Majesty the Queen, and what the female team leader Qin Lin would insist on, since he was really hungry, and the supplies in the team could only be limited, in his concept, it was not unacceptable to go out to hunt some wild things. You must know that the taste of real game is much better than that of captivity on the farm, and he has the opportunity to fight tooth sacrifices, and he is very much in favor of it in his private heart.

When the two of them were talking, there were several gurgling sounds in each other's stomachs, and Hao Dong looked into the left corner of the wall uneasily: "Sister Qin, let's not move......

Ergou waved his hand: "Let's just do it quietly, let's go, go quickly and come back quickly, otherwise we won't be able to leave when they wake up after a while." ”

In fact, the queen's iron blood is not the most terrifying, after all, no matter how powerful she is, she is a woman after all, and she is always slightly weaker by nature. The problem is that the queen has a loyal dog, and that man, who is Ergou, who has been pursuing novelty and excitement for most of his life, feels that he can't figure it out. As for Hao Dong, when they met for the first time, they saw him easily fold a solid iron rod with a diameter of two centimeters with his bare hands, and he was absolutely respectful of him.

At this time, the man seems to be sleeping very deeply, and he should not wake up immediately for the time being. On the contrary, the queen did not seem to sleep very well, and moaned low twice in her dream. Unfortunately, the timing is not right, no one thinks this sound is tempting, but in this place where the wind leaks on all sides and is said to be infested with strange things, such a sound cuts through the silence of midnight and will piggyback on a hint of goosebumps.

Hao Dong pressed his stomach again, and when he was sleepy, he was only faintly throbbing, but now that he woke up, the tight stinging pain immediately became distinct, and he shouted for him to replenish the stock quickly. Unable to resist the thirst of his body, Hao Dong flipped through his remaining backpack, took out a set of spice jars that were despised by other team members, and stuffed them into the breast pocket of his expedition suit: "Go." ”

There is an idiom called adapting measures to local conditions, or to be more frank, Hao Dong and they are now completely simplifying because of ugliness.

Ergou was right, there were snakes here, in fact, judging by the extent that they found several not long after they left the dilapidated house community, there is no way to find a snake nest in this vicinity. Although according to Ergou, this situation itself is quite strange, it stands to reason that snakes are not social animals, unless someone deliberately raises them in this vicinity, otherwise so many of them are gathered together, and just grabbing food every day is enough for them to fight each other to death.

But Hao Dong, who is hungry and faint now, doesn't have the heart to care about these: "You just say if you can catch it, right?" I'm ahead of the curve, I'm going to kill this thing and kill it, but don't let me catch it. ”

Ergou had been thinking about the snake meat in the middle of the night, so it was naturally impossible to retreat at the end. Seeing Hao Dong's posture of not daring to step forward, he simply drove him aside: "Go, don't get in the way here, you saw a water source on the way you just came, right?" You go over and look for clear water. Be careful. ”

Although there seem to be a lot of snakes here, but so far they have not seen poisonous snakes, and it is estimated that even if they are bitten, it will not be a big problem, so Ergou can rest assured that Hao Dong, a novice, will fight on his own.

Catching snakes is really handy for Ergou, and it didn't take much effort to catch two one-and-a-half-meter snakes, and by the way, he also found a fresh snake molt. It's a pity that this thing can't be made if it doesn't stew in a pot, and he looks at it in his hand, but it's a pity that he can only lose it after a long time.

The second dog caught the snake, and Hao Dong also found a small waterhole in the direction he pointed.

It was really a small pool, with a diameter of about two or three meters at most, and the depth of the water in it was probably less than half a meter. Tonight's moon is still in place, under the bright white and miserable moonlight, the large and small pebbles at the bottom of the pond are paved with a deep and shallow shadow, and it is impossible to see whether there are fish in the clear water.

I haven't been to this place during the day, Hao Dong is a novice, seeing that the grass by the pond is not lush, and the grass is not very high, he casually uses a machete to scratch back and forth on the ground a few times, and makes sure that there is nothing hidden in the grass, and begins to dig the pit with confidence. He had already thought about it, and on the way here, he saw some bluestone slabs with a thickness of only about two centimeters scattered on the side of the road, and he didn't know who left them, and some of them even had steel braces on the back. He picked up two small ones, intending to heat them directly for a while and then make a slate.

Theoretically, it is necessary to pick and choose the stone used, but there is no such condition at this time. Moreover, the slate is burned with the residual temperature after the slate is heated, and the heating process takes a long time, Hao Dong doesn't know if they can afford to toss this for more than an hour. So I only picked up two small stone slabs, and the thin side still had a steel bracket, which looked very strong, and the side of the stone was smooth enough.

After digging the pit, the bottom of the pit was smashed with pebbles by the pond, and then a handful of firewood was lit and the bottom of the pit was smoked first. Wait for the moisture to be forced out, then take out a waterproof lighter and light it, bury the fire, and add firewood. When the fire started, two small stone slabs were inserted into the firewood by him. Anyway, it's a big deal that the slate is burned, so just use the steel tray to burn the iron plate.

When the second dog came over, Hao Dong had already burned the fire vigorously enough, the slate was thin, and there was metal, the heat transfer was fast, and it was already slightly red.

Ergou is an expert in catching snakes, and the two snakes he brought back are very complete, Hao Dong didn't say a word, and took over a series of actions, peeling the skin and removing the internal organs and deboning, which was really a complete journeyman, during which the second dog did nothing except help him pinch the snake's head for a while when he was deboning.

When the flesh of the snake was torn off the bones, a pile of bloody snake skin and internal organs fell on the ground. The second dog came out with a backpack, and there was a stainless steel basin in his backpack - this washbasin was padded on the outermost side of the backpack, carrying a backpack of things, saying that it was anti-theft - this basin happened to be used to contain freshly processed snake meat.

Leaving Ergou to dig a pit in the same place and bury those bloody things--no matter how valuable these things in this wilderness are, they can't be useful to them, and if they are not dealt with in time, they are easy to attract wild beasts-Hao Dong took the basin to the waterhole, cleaned all the snake meat, removed the blood on the surface, took out the salt from his seasoning group and sprinkled it, kneaded it thoroughly, and then returned to the fire pit that had been burned just now.