Chapter 251: Wei Er's Schadenfreude
Do you want it to be so fast? Ji Xiaoli felt the man's very rhythmic push-ups, every time she could feel the man's handsome face close at hand, he subconsciously rubbed her with his calves, but the speed did not decrease, but gradually accelerated......
As if feeling the redness on her face, the man's thin lips rose slightly, revealing a satisfied smile without a trace...... The entanglement between the ankles, only the two of them could feel an ambiguous aura flowing through it.
In a minute and a half, the mission ended.
A group of women on Chen Dongmei's side said that a man must have a strong physique like Qin Sanye! In less than a minute and a half, a hundred push-ups are over, this is a real man!
"Xiao Dongzi, look at people...... Last time, I asked you to do thirty push-ups, but there is no time limit, and you do it all dead and alive! When we go back this time, we'll practice, and if we don't practice fifty, we won't get married! Chen Dongmei let out cruel words.
There's no way, the one at home rarely exercises, and on Saturdays and weekends, he would rather stay at home and speculate on the Internet to speculate in stocks, and he is afraid of going out and walking two more steps.
Wu Lindong looked at his girlfriend's almost 'hideous' expression, thinking that they were going to get married in the first half of this year, and his mood was suddenly ...... Embarrassment.
Doing push-ups or something, it's his pain.
In the first round, the third master won completely. The second round officially begins.
The second is the idea of the evil sullen man Tao Xiaoning, the third master stands on a small chair and clamps the mineral water bottle with his legs, so that the bride can bite open the bottle and drink a sip of water to win.
Ji Xiaoli, isn't "......" the evil three masters, when will it be her turn?
Qin Zhenyang didn't seem to have any opinions, he took the mineral water bottle from Wei Lin's hand and clamped it tightly as he said, but Tao Xiaoning added fire to the side, "Third brother, the position is wrong...... Wrong! It should be sandwiched in the key parts, otherwise it's cheating! β
Qin Zhenyang glanced at him meaningfully, they were all a bunch of good brothers...... What they did today, he will remember it carefully, and he will slowly count them one by one when he has time.
Tao Xiaoning shuddered, and shuddered coldly, what kind of eyes did the third brother have...... It's weird, something isn't right.
Ji Xiaoli slipped off the bed, looked at the two straight and slender legs, and then looked at the bottle of mineral water between the thighs of the three masters, and his face turned red unconsciously.
The women began to laugh, and the men did too...... Ji Xiaoli is neither advancing nor retreating, so it's embarrassing.
"Come on, let's do it quickly!" Qin Zhenyang's voice was not loud, but it was enough for her to hear it.
Ji Xiaoli thought about it, it was the right thing to invite these uncles out as soon as possible, otherwise don't think about stopping tonight...... A wedding, really tired and tired, she just wants to lie in bed and sleep well.
Ji Xiaoli only has one mouth that can move now, and when she moves, her eyes can feel the strangeness under the suit pants...... The mineral water bottle was hidden too deeply, Ji Xiaoli was red-faced, and he didn't care about touching that thing, so he leaned his mouth over, and took the bottle mouth out at once, and then rotated the bottle mouth very hard, spit out the bottle cap, and then took a sip of water very obscenely.
Complete!
Qi Xiaoguang glanced at her meaningfully, "Xiao Ion, you are as blushing as a monkey's ass, you see that your third master Qin is still standing very calmly, learn more from him...... This cheeky guy still has to be thicker. β
Ji Xiaoli secretly glanced at someone, and someone's face was still the same as just now, but there was a little more indescribable movement in his eyes when he saw it.
Bang Bang Bang ...... Wei Lin applauded, "My sister-in-law is different as soon as she comes out, a heroine among women!" Terrible! β
Ji Xiaoli gave Wei Lin a look, that look Wei Lin was very confused at first, but then he felt that something was wrong, and suddenly thought of something, and his face changed suddenly...... It must have something to do with that female devil! For Tan Simu, the female devil, Wei Lin is now like a mouse seeing a cat, and he can avoid it.
Wei Lin turned his gaze away and smiled, "Third brother, let's come to the third link, the third one, it's almost ......."
This one was thought up by Wei Lin, who is the real groom. Place four chairs in the middle or front of the room and ask the bridegroom and three men to stand in front of them. Now, blindfolded to the bride, she recognizes which one is the groom by touching the men's breasts. Whether she knows it or not, let her check it once, let the bride turn in place a few times, and after she touches it again, the sensation is the same, uncover the cloth.
Ji Xiaoli, "......" Wei Lin, this is definitely underbeaten! Isn't it embarrassing for the three masters, why are you always embarrassing her as a 'weak woman'! Sure enough, he had to be abused twice by Tan Simu before he was willing to learn to behave.
Before the game started, the faces of the three masters had already darkened, and it was absolutely not okay to let their daughter-in-law touch other men, even if it was their own friends! Not negotiable.
"This skip! It's so naΓ―ve. Qin Zhenyang rubbed his eyebrows, he only had one mood to catch Wei Lin and beat him now, his eyelids jumped, and when he looked at Wei Lin again, Wei Er Shao laughed so much that he couldn't do it.
"Third brother, where is this naΓ―ve, it is obviously to cultivate the tacit understanding of husband and wife, don't you not cooperate......" Wei Lin squeezed his eyebrows, but not only did the third brother not cooperate with him, but even his sister-in-law sat down on the side, absolutely ignoring him to the end.
Qi Jinyun mourned in silence on the side and patted Wei Lin on the shoulder, "You better talk less, be careful that the third brother will carry you to the camp in two days, and let those officers drill you hard, and when the time comes, you will cry......"
What does this have to do with drills? Wei Lin said that the third brother is too jealous, isn't it just touching two breasts, a man's chest is not a private part at all, is it good!
"Okay, let's skip to the last game, of course, I personally feel that it is not difficult." Because he had tried this game with his little lover today, it was very good and exciting.
Rules of the game: The groom lies on his back, and the bride rolls it from head to toe with a beer bottle (or short wooden stick) until the groom's ** is hard, and the noodles are rolled out.
"Wei Er, you're such a pervert!" Qi Jindong sighed twice, and sure enough, let Wei Er come to participate in this kind of noisy room to be lively.
The women looked at Wei Lin, and they also stared at it with a hooligan look, Lan Ruixin had business dealings with Wei Lin before, but before she only thought that Wei Er was quite a gentleman, but I didn't expect that this thing was still a scoundrel with obscene thoughts!
Wei Lin shrugged innocently, "Why am I a pervert?" Hey, what kind of eyes do you all look at me, third brother, don't you think it's very interesting and exciting to do this? β
Qin Zhenyang moved his mouth, "I don't think so." β
"Sister-in-law, what about you?"
Ji Xiaoli will say that it is strange to be excited, she is not a female pervert! So she shook her head decisively.
Wei Lin wanted to scream out to the sky, a group of incomprehensible human beings! Before he could call out, the bedroom door was opened from the outside, and ...... came in Simu Tan.
Tan Simu said hello to everyone, she also came to the wedding banquet with her family today, but she left halfway through something...... Without her knowing, Wei Er's classmates turned the world upside down, just like now......
The Devil or something...... Wei Lin always felt that she had a tracker on herself, otherwise why would she have chased after her so quickly......
"Simu, you're finally here, we've been looking forward to you for a while?" Since he knew that Tan Simu and her husband were just colleagues when he was in T City, and Tan Simu was an iron-clad female man, Ji Xiaoli was relieved, not only did he not regard people as imaginary enemies, but on the contrary, he had more admiration.
Now, the relationship between the two is not bad.
Tan Simu leaned against the door and raised his red lips with a smile, "What do you want from me?" You're the main character today. After speaking, his eyes unconsciously looked at a corner next to him.
Wei Ershao had constantly disguised himself as invisible, consciously shrunk behind a group of people, and tried to make her ignore herself, but the female devil still found him.
Ji Xiaoli couldn't wait for Wei Lin to be taken away quickly, so he stretched out his hand and pointed at Wei Ershao hidden behind Qi Jindong very sincerely, "Simu, didn't you come here to find Wei Ershao?" The people are over there, and you can take them with you at any time...... Actually, it doesn't matter if you're imprisoned. β
Wei Lin looked at Ji Xiaoli on his feet, sister-in-law or something, this is pushing him into the fire pit.
Qi Jindong was a little puzzled, grabbed the corner of Wei Lin's clothes who was trying to escape, and said, "Second Brother Wei, what are you running?" The game isn't over yet, why are you going to leave as soon as the beauty comes, it's too boring......"
"He's scared by the beauty." Qi Jinyun took the opportunity to ridicule two sentences, and the taste of banter in his eyes couldn't be stronger.
Wei Lin immediately straightened up and roared, "Who was scared out of his guts!" Qi Da, you hateful fellow, I'm going to kill you today! β
Of course he couldn't destroy Qi Jinyun, not to mention that Qi Jindong, a younger brother with kung fu, was beside him, just said that Tan Simu was here, and he didn't dare to be too arrogant.
As the saying goes, one thing descends one thing, and Tan Simu is Wei Lin's nemesis. But wherever he goes, the woman follows, and he has no right to refuse!
I still remember the last time Wei Lin and Tan Da Mei pretended to be a couple, kissed on the street for a while, pretended to be a car shock for a while, and slept in the same room......
Wei Lin is a man, and he is still a man who only thinks on the lower half of his body...... There was a big beautiful woman sleeping in the room, and he didn't have any ideas, even if this woman was fierce and hateful!
One night, Wei Lin just sneaked up on the side of Tan Da Beauty's bed from the sofa, and before he could do it, he was kicked out by Tan Simu...... As a result, the person was kicked and fractured.
Of course, this is only one time.
Wei Lin has already experienced too much of Tan Simu's horrors, so since he can't touch it, stay away! But this woman can't get rid of it at all, just like now......
"Come away with me!" Tan Da Mei moved her lips, her voice was not loud, but Wei Ershao was creepy, what did this perverted woman want to do.
Wei Lin was motionless under his feet, his hands around his chest, and he was tightly attached to the corner! How dare this woman do anything in public?
But.
He really underestimated Tan Simu, she not only dared to do it on the spot, but also dared to rob people on the spot! Tan Simu didn't give him a chance to refuse, so he dragged him a big man and dragged him away.
"Hey! Tigress, you let me go! β
"Be obedient, don't scream!"
"What's not calling? What are you pulling me out for, I already told you last time, I can't like you, and we are not suitable, why are you pestering me again? β
"Entanglement?" Tan Meiren's eyes looked at him with a smile.
Wei Lin was choked, "Isn't it?" β
Tan Simu was noncommittal, "Okay, just take it as it is." You've also eaten my tofu, and you've kissed and touched it, don't you think anything happened? β
"You forced me! It's not my own will! β
Tan Simu mentioned it as if he didn't care, "I don't know who secretly climbed into my bed last time, it's not okay to be wrong...... Wei Lin, are you sure that there is no real scene in this fake drama? β
Even though there is arrogance and strength in the woman's eyes, there is also a touch of seriousness, through this seriousness, Wei Lin is silent, "I don't know." β
"If it's really my wishful thinking, I won't find you again in the future." Tan Simu's eyes sparkled, and Wei Lin knew that she was telling the truth.
He didn't respond immediately, but watched the woman drive away in the car, and there was an indescribable loss in his heart. Obviously she is a strong and unreasonable woman, how can she feel it? But when she let go and when she left, there was a faint reluctance in her heart.
Could it be that he has really become a shake M? It's not scientific.
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When all the soy sauce gentlemen in the room dispersed, Ji Xiaoli didn't even bother to take off his wedding dress, but lay on his back on the bed.
Today, I was really tired enough to choke.
"Wife?"
Ji Xiaoli rubbed his eyes, turned his head to meet the man's dark and shiny eyes, and a warm smile flashed in his eyes.