Five people sleeping in one room? Wang Lu hesitated: "This ...... It's a little inconvenient, isn't it? ”

Chen Qiong took a few steps forward to support Wang Lu's injured arm and said, "Dad, what's so convenient and inconvenient for the family." ”

Wang Lu thought about it, it's true, Chen Qiong is still young, in the past, the poor family in the mountains, the daughter to be married still slept in the same bed, in order to be afraid of wearing out clothes, the family stripped naked and slept on a dirt pit.

It's just that there are not enough beds in the bedroom, two high and low beds can sleep two, and a double bed can only sleep two, and there is still one bed missing.

Wang Lu hurriedly said: "I'll go to the grotto to see if I can find a small bed." ”

Chen Qiong helped Wang Lu and said: "Dad, don't bother, my brother and I sleep on high and low beds, he is physically inconvenient to sleep below, I sleep on top, you sleep with your mother and sister in a double bed, Mom said, although the bed is not big, but it is no problem to squeeze and sleep three people." ”

Wang Lu - almost a nosebleed spurted out - Mom said, it's no problem to squeeze and sleep three people?!

This, this, this, this is definitely the sound of family.

Did you hear it, did you hear it clearly? The eldest lady spoke, in layman's terms, this is called a threesome, in classical Chinese, this is Empress E's daughter, in the words of the prostitutes, this is a dragon and two phoenixes, with the documents of the police station during the crackdown, this is a gathering of people.

Oh, oh, oh, is this the happiness of my fat man—no, the happy life of sex?

The bitterness has come willingly, finally, to this day, am I easy.

One bed for three people, one bed for three people. Wang Lu was full of children's inappropriateness, and stood on the spot. His face was full of lewd smiles.

Chen Wei, Xie Ling and Wang Bi'an regarded Wang Lu as nothing, cleaning the hall by themselves, moving chairs, wiping tables, and mopping the floor, but Chen Qiong was a little worried. Quietly glanced at Wang Lu a few times, leaned over to Xie Ling's side and asked, "Sister, it's okay if Dad is like that, right?" ”

Xie Ling didn't look at Wang Lu, flattened the corners of his mouth and said: "He, intermittent paranoia is committed again, don't pay attention to him, you will get used to it if you watch too much in the future." ”

Chen Qiong sighed in confusion and went to clean up.

Clean up the main hall. The family of five returned to the bedroom, and as soon as they entered the door, Wang Lu couldn't wait to look at the double bed.

When I saw it clearly, I couldn't help but be stunned. On the bed, there was not a big quilt that could sleep for three people as Wang Lu had imagined, but three pillows and three quilts.

Wang Lu scratched his head: "Three quilts sleep separately?" Well, it must have been because of the children, so they were separated. That's fine, too. Hehe, on the left is the lady Chen Wei, and on the right is the confidant Xie Ling, Shuang Shuangshuang. Hug the left and the right, and enjoy the wealth of all people. "I was alone for a while. Suddenly frowned: "Wait, in case Xie Ling sleeps in the innermost." Chen Wei sleeps in the middle and sleeps on the outsider, what should I do? Ahh ”

Not to mention that Wang Lu felt sorry for himself over there, Chen Wei pulled Chen Qiong to clean up all kinds of small gifts she received, one of which was given by Lao Yutou, it was a big envelope, and when I opened it, it was actually an ink landscape painting.

Chen Wei and Chen Qiong spread the paintings that had not yet been framed on the bed and admired them carefully, and Chen Qiong recognized them at a glance: "Mom, this is the scenery of the Yinjiang River and farmland at the foot of our cliff mountain." ”

Chen Wei also saw it: "It's really, I didn't expect that the old Yu Tou still has this hand, and the painting is good." ”

Wang Bi'an also squeezed over: "It's this painting, a few days ago we saw Lao Yutou standing on the edge of the cliff of the platform, carrying a table to write and draw there, there are words, paintings and watercolor paintings, he was lazy, and picked up a piece from a pile of drawing paper and gave it to his sister." ”

Chen Wei glared at Wang Bi'an: "Old Yu Tou is also called by you, you should be called Grandpa Yu." He turned to Wang Lu and said, "You can also come and take a look, this painting is really good." ”

Although as a media reporter, it is indispensable to cover various calligraphy and painting exhibitions and competitions, but the level of appreciation is limited to "anyway, the calligraphy and painting works that you can't understand must be good calligraphy and painting works" and "there are many wins and few failures", but his wife has to come. …,

Wang Lu pretended to squeeze to the side of the bed, and glanced at it, hey, don't say it, Lao Yu's painting is really like that, at least, the house in the town, Yinjiang, Wang Lu recognized it at a glance.

There is also an inscription by Lao Yutou on the side of the ink painting, which reads, "The Yashan production team of Siming Commune is good, it is good, it is good!" ”

I didn't expect Lao Yutou to have this bit of cold humor, Wang Lu almost laughed, there was a red seal under the inscription, but it was Lao Yutou's seal - this old thing, there is still such a thing on his body, but it is also possible that Wang Lu carved it with radish soap after going to Yashan.

Wang Lu said with a smile: "It's always been the name of the old Yu Tou, I really don't know what his original name was, well, look, Yu Minghai, it turns out that the old Yu Tou's full name is Yu Minghai, this name is also atmospheric, and it is very suitable for the character of our seaside people." ”

Xie Ling muttered beside him: "It's just a name, how can you be so particular, your name is Wang Lu, and I don't see how big you are." ”

At this moment, Wang Lu was suddenly stunned, standing on the side of the bed, his face turned blue and white, and then he screamed, turned around and ran, and the violent movement almost knocked Wang Bi'an next to him to the ground.

The family was confused by Wang Lu's crazy behavior, and Xie Ling just said half-loudly: "What kind of fame ......?"

I heard Wang Lu, who was rushing out all the way, roaring: "It's him!" It's him! It's him!! ”

Chen Wei panicked: "What's wrong?" What's wrong? Hurry up, Xie Ling, and Wang Bi'an, you guys catch up and take a look! ”

Chen Qiong hurriedly said: "Mom, let's go together." ”

Chen Wei was flustered and hurriedly responded, and the family didn't even bother to close the door, and hurriedly chased in the direction of Wang Lu.

But it was said that Wang Lu ran wildly all the way, crashed into the grotto where everyone was resting in Yashan, climbed onto the wooden platform, flipped in the tent, and shouted wildly: "Old Yutou, old Yutou, you come out for Lao Tzu, come out!" ”

The crowd was preparing for dinner, and they were overwhelmed by Wang Lu's actions—the guy even toppled several tents to the ground in order to find someone.

Old Yu Tou was getting together with Feng Haiqi, Li Bo, Qiu Weiqin and others muttering about adopting a child. Hearing Wang Lu's shouting, he hurriedly stood up, and several people saw Wang Lu's seemingly crazy actions, including Feng Haiqi. Everyone frowned - although Wang Lu was not polite to people, he was also quite polite and knew how to advance and retreat, but what happened now?

Old Yu hurriedly greeted him: "Captain Wang, but look for me, I'm here." ”

Wang Lu heard Lao Yutou's voice, and rushed over with red eyes-the few people who accompanied Lao Yutou were all in their hearts, Wang Lu, this is not nonsense.

Feng Haiqi hurriedly stepped forward. Intentionally or unintentionally, he blocked in front of Wang Lu: "Xiao Wang, what is the urgency, I have something to say." ”

Unexpectedly, Wang Lu didn't give Feng Haiqi face at all. He brutally stretched out his hand and pulled: "Get out of the way." ”

Originally, with Wang Lu's strength, Feng Haiqi wanted to be hard topped, his pull didn't work at all, Feng Haiqi could also take advantage of the situation to counter the enemy, but Wang Lu was the leader of Yashan. Feng Haiqi wanted to maintain his authority, so he had to flash aside. But he also made up his mind that whenever Lao Yu Tou was in danger, he must help -- Lao Yu Tou has been a man for such a long time. The people of Yashan couldn't be clearer, he is an honest and kind old man. Although because of his age, he has difficulty moving. But he has been working as hard as he can, and he has full respect for Wang Lu, who is a lot younger. I really don't know what kind of evil fire Wang Lu sent today. Throwing a tantrum at the old man.

This thought, not only Feng Haiqi has, Qiu Weiqin and others are also of the same mind, but Li Bo looked at Lao Yutou with some doubts, because he knew that Wang Lu was not a person who acted recklessly, he was so out of shape, there must be a reason!

In Wang Lu's eyes, there was only Lao Yutou, and everyone else ignored it, he rushed to Lao Yutou, gritted his teeth, and said almost word by word: "Old Yutou!" Your name is Yu Minghai! ”…,

It is not a secret that the old Yutou is called Yu Minghai, because in the past few days he has been painting on the cliff, and many people have seen his seal, but everyone is used to shouting the old Yutou, and he still hasn't changed his words.

But I don't know why, Old Yu's expression was a little weird, it seemed to be a little lonely, a little embarrassed, a little ashamed, he smiled reluctantly: "Yes, my name is Yu Minghai." ”

Wang Lu glared at him angrily: "People are Yu, bright Ming, the sea of the sea?!" ”

Old Yu Tou replied "yes" again.

Wang Lu took a deep breath: "You, are you the president of the Yonggang Elderly Calligraphy and Painting Association?!" ”

Everyone present unanimously thought that Wang Lu was crazy, really crazy, running like a madman, just to confirm that the old Yu head Yu Minghai was the president of a calligraphy and painting association?

At this time, Chen Wei and Xie Ling also hurried over with the children, and seeing that the platform was in a mess, Chen Wei gasped, unconsciously quickened her pace, and called out loudly: "Wang Lu, don't mess around." ”

However, unexpectedly, Lao Yutou seemed to have been shot in the chest, his face was pale and shaky, and he said miserably: "Yes, I am the president of the Yonggang Elderly Calligraphy and Painting Association." ”

He muttered, "How do you know who I am, I—I obviously haven't seen you." ”

Wang Lu laughed strangely, and said with red eyes: "Of course you haven't seen me, because I've never seen you either!" But I've been in the news of a painting and calligraphy exhibition that you're hosting. This kind of calligraphy and painting exhibition attended in your capacity naturally needs reporters to cover and report, but because this kind of news itself is not big, usually after I arrive, I take the news draft and red envelopes, and then leave the venue in a hurry. So I haven't seen you, and you haven't seen me, but I know you! ”

I don't know why, listening to Wang Lu's unnutritious words, everyone is more and more shocked, Wang Lu has not lost his mind, on the contrary, he is very sober, so he must have an extremely amazing purpose when he says these nonsense, what secret did he discover? !

About the secret of the old Yu Tou!

Old Yu Tou - Yu Minghai sighed: "Yonggang City is so small, so many people have died, they are displaced, and they are dying, but they can still meet acquaintances." ”

The muscles on Wang Lu's face twitched: "Yes, this world is really too small and too small, my president of the Yonggang Elderly Calligraphy and Painting Association......"

"And, Rear Admiral Yu Minghai, former deputy political commissar of the East China Sea Fleet Aviation!"

Rear Admiral Yu Minghai, Deputy Political Commissar of the East China Sea Fleet Aviation?!

All the people, who witnessed this strange scene on the platform, gathered the people who came over. They were all stunned.

The East China Sea Fleet, the largest fleet of the country, the aviation force, and the sharpest air strike force of the country. And the owner of all this power is this inconspicuous little white-haired old man sleeping in a tent in the Yashan Grotto?

Wang Lu grabbed Yu Minghai's collar: "What about the army?!" And what about our army? What about warships, planes, tanks, cannons, machine guns! Why is there no army! Why is there no army of our army when zombies devour our loved ones! Tell me where the hell they are! ”

Wang Lu's roar was like lifting the lid of a sizzling pressure cooker, and people suddenly became in an uproar, "Yes, ask him." Why didn't you see our army!? ”

"It's impossible to die with such a lot of soldiers!"

"There are so many weapons, why don't you send them to us? With weapons, we can fight zombies too. Damn it, the kitchen knives at home are hard to even chop meat, can you kill zombies? ”

"The army is going to protect the officials and the rich, we little people, who cares whether they live or die!"

"The surname is Yu. You tell me where the army is hiding, it's been almost a year since the Resident Evil outbreak began, and you haven't seen a shadow of the army. Are they all shrunken-headed turtles? The common people raise them to eat dry food!? Damn, how many of us died. How many people, if there is an army with weapons. How many people can be saved! ”…,

Anger has been spreading in the crowd for a long time, since the outbreak of Resident Evil, countless people have wondered after they survived the near death - where are our troops, where are our soldiers?!

This army, in addition to being good at fighting with inferior equipment, is also remembered in the hearts of the people with the image of flood fighting and disaster relief, so when the crisis comes, we are accustomed to asking: Is it time for the army to come to disaster relief?

However, this time, when the whole country was plunged into a catastrophe of death, this army was silent, and it seemed that the army with the largest number of people on this planet, more than two million people, suddenly disappeared.

People questioned, people were angry, because the forces that were supposed to protect them did not appear.

Today, a microcosm of this force, an incarnation, a commander, and a controller, appeared in front of everyone in Yashan.

People's long-suppressed doubts, anger and panic were all vented to Yu Minghai.

People crowded around Wang Lu and Yu Minghai, pushing, scolding, and some even stretched out their hands to push Yu Minghai.

In the midst of this noise, suddenly an angry roar sounded: "Shut up the fuck Lao Tzu!" ”

This roar was made by Wang Lu.

I don't know when, he has already put down the arm that was carrying Yu Minghai's collar, and pushed it hard, pushing away a few people who were too close, "Shut up!" Shut up! It's all blind, don't you see Lao Tzu asking? What a fart. ”

Feng Haiqi was the first to wake up, and he hurriedly blocked the emotional crowd around him: "Everyone be quiet, Captain Wang is asking, what can you ask about such a mess?" Captain Wang, and we are as concerned about the whereabouts of the army as everyone else, Lao Yutou is here, and some of them have time to ask carefully, what does this mess look like? ”

Chen Wei, Xie Ling, and Qiu Weiqin also came to their senses and joined the persuasion team, Chen Wei put on her majesty as a teacher: "Lin Jiu, Huang Donghua, and you children, all sit down in the crowd and messing around." Old Yu Tou - Yu Minghai is also alone in Yashan now, and he has no army in his hands, no matter how much you force him, he will not be able to turn into a million army. Let's ask if it's true that the whereabouts of the army are, and maybe the army has set up a safe camp. ”

Under the appeasement of several ministers, the crowd finally calmed down, too, it was useless to lose his temper at Yu Minghai, Yu Minghai is now down like this, and it is clear that he has not enjoyed the convenience given to him by the army, and the whereabouts of the army are not a simple matter.

Everyone followed the example of the children and sat down on the platform one by one, Wang Lu was already much calmer at this time, he nodded at Yu Minghai, who looked embarrassed, "Sit down." Without waiting for Yu Minghai to sit firmly on the wooden floor of the platform, he said again: "You tell me and everyone to be sober, army, what's going on?" ”

Yu Minghai's hands trembled slightly, and he sighed: "Captain Wang, since you know me, you should know that I was retired in 2003, and I have already left the front-line troops. ”

Wang Lu snorted coldly: "You are the old head of the army, and you live in a villa for old cadres specially configured by the military region, as well as nannies, guards and special cars, we ordinary people don't know it, and you, a retired major general who can often receive confidential documents only conveyed by cadres at or above the department level, don't you know?" He waved his hand: "What time is it now, are you still afraid of leaks, tell me, what is going on with this Resident Evil?" ”

Everyone is in a commotion again, yes, the dynasty has a bad habit, that is, the information is not public, always like to cover it, only people with a certain status can access important information, this set of information control methods, in today's Internet forum Weibo Feixin is flying more and more powerless, but some real national affairs, still only people with a considerable status can understand, the origin of Resident Evil, is absolutely a state secret.

Wang Lu glared at Yu Minghai: "Major General Yu Minghai, you have also seen everyone's excitement, here today, even if you really don't know anything, you have to know everything for everyone." Although Wang Lu's words are illogical and unreasonable, Yu Minghai understands the subtext - if he can't give everyone a satisfactory answer, I'm afraid everyone won't just "chat" with him. (To be continued) RQ