Chapter 666: A Day of Love for the Wise Corpse
After washing his face with two handfuls of cold water towels, Wang Lu's eyes were still red, and tears kept flowing outward.
However, through the hazy teary eyes, seeing the smart corpses in front of him who were noisy and kowtowing their heads and apologizing to themselves, they couldn't cry or laugh, and there was a faint sadness in their hearts, if they really became one of them one day, in order to recover their feelings, they would do such a stupid thing.
"Alright, get up." Wang Lu said in a deep voice: "I don't like to see people kowtow. He paused: "Besides, I don't know what the secret of promotion is, everyone is destined to get together, even if it is to brainstorm and discuss with each other." ”
At this time, Pan Jingfeng crossed the crowd and said: "The Yellow Envoy is right, don't look at you, I went to Liao Village last night, and sure enough, I found the remains of the Yellow Envoy and his wife living there, as we all know, Liao Village was abandoned many years ago, and there is not even a ghost shadow there, let alone a living person, the Yellow Messenger can evolve into what it is today, and it is definitely not awakened by eating living people as the sacrament theory says." ”
Tan Ying said beside him: "The Huang envoy brainstormed this well, in fact, no one can say clearly about the evolution of the envoy, except for the sacrament theory, I think everyone has also vaguely heard what 'he' did from the north, and who can tell the truth from the false." It's rare for everyone to get together this time, everyone here has awakened by their own exploration, and everyone doesn't have to hide it, if you have any experience in evolutionary awakening, you will take it out and say, let the yellow messenger give us a pulse, how much is always a little beneficial, and it is as messy as a headless fly like the original race. ”
Wang Lu glanced at Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying, yes, these two couples were so scheming, they actually went to Liao Village to touch their old bottoms, but in this way, they also made a mistake to better hide their identities. And as soon as they flipped through the rhetoric, they beat and pulled, boasted and praised, and held themselves high, and they really couldn't say the word "no" on the spot for a while.
Then. Feng Zhenzhen went to the back kitchen and poured face wash water back, Wang Lu glanced at her, no matter what, we must ensure her safety first. Wang Lu took Feng Zhenzhen's hand: "Everyone." My wife doesn't like to deal with strangers by nature, so if there's anything she does, I'll just communicate with you. I hope. can ensure her safety. ”
Pan Jingfeng, Tan Ying, and Zhong Zhi Corpse have no different meaning about this, for them, it is also quite oppressive to face two powerful envoys, although I don't know why Wang Lu asked to ensure the safety of his wife - such a powerful messenger, who would dare to provoke her - but since people made this request that is not a request, naturally there is no way to agree.
Tan Ying hurriedly said: "Then ask Sun Meiping's envoy to rest and rest at my house, Huang envoy, don't worry." As soon as the door of this building was closed, no elect messenger could enter. ”
Wang Lu turned his head and glanced at Feng Zhenzhen, Feng Zhenzhen bit his lip and looked at him, Wang Lu nodded, signaling her to feel at ease. Stuffed the folding knife into her palm, and then turned to the wisdom corpse and said: "Since I said it is a brainstorming statement, I told Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying yesterday that I want to see the daily life of the two of them, and then combine my own experience to see what they have in common, whether there are any differences, and then carefully analyze the differences in evolutionary awakening." Since you've come from afar, you'd like to go to the scene. ”
Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying nodded in unison: "I'm afraid of delaying everyone's time, usually at this point, it is also the time when our husband and wife go out to work, so please trouble the Yellow Envoy and everyone to come with us." ”
Wang Lu didn't look back at Feng Zhenzhen, strode out of the door, and watched Tan Ying close the door of the small building, and then followed Pan Jingfeng and the corpse of Zhong Zhi and walked out of the village.
In fact, there are not only more than 100 zombies at the entrance of the village, but also hundreds of zombies rubbing one by one on the crowded mountain road that is not spacious, Wang Lu understood at a glance that these foreign zombies must be bodyguards brought by the smart corpses, they all look relatively strong, and some are equipped with weapons and homemade armor, he shook his head in his heart, this bodyguard is not so much to prevent the sneak attack of human survivors, but it also means to beware of the same kind of smart corpses, hey, This wise corpse is not as selfless and friendly as it seems on the surface.
At this time, he had also carefully observed the many new wisdom corpses, and the awakening degree of these wisdom corpses was not the same, and some of the wisdom corpses had not even recovered their language function, but like the wisdom corpse that threw the pepper bag at him just now, he was obviously much smarter, and sometimes his eyes turned to him, and he would nod and greet himself.
Pan Jingfeng said to Wang Lu: "Yellow Messenger, then let's start?" Wang Lu was just about to nod, but suddenly paused, he nodded at the zombie folks gathered together and said, "Do they consciously gather like this every day?" Or did you teach it deliberately? ”
Tan Ying admitted: "It's not deliberately taught, in the past, the voters were all over the hillside, and my husband and I were afraid that they would be injured inadvertently, so we recruited them back, but as soon as they relaxed, they ran out again, like disobedient children, they could only call back again and again." Yellow Messenger: You know, the voters used to be inflexible, and when they fell into a ditch or down a slope, my husband and I had to work hard to carry it out, but I don't know how tired I was. It's just that after a long time, the voters have gradually become obedient, and now it is like going home to rest at night, and we basically don't need to worry much about gathering in the morning. ”
Wang Lu hummed with interest: "Interesting, could it be that this elect will also learn?" ”
At this time, there was a female corpse in the new corpse muttered, her language ability did not recover much, Wang Lu couldn't hear clearly, but he received the other party's brain waves-Pavlov.
Wang Lu said: "Are you saying that this is Pavlov's stress reaction?" Kind of makes sense. No matter what the voters say, they are stronger than dogs. "But I was wary in my heart, fuck, the idiot corpse in the ravine actually knew Pavlov, and it seemed that the heavy task of his foolishness was not easy to handle. But he forgot that these smart corpses were all victims of the second-degree biochemical virus, and they could survive the early stage of the biochemical virus attack, each of them had two brushes, and their mental fortitude was above ordinary people, and they must not be underestimated.
Wang Lu said to Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying: "Please continue, two of you." ”
I didn't see Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying shouting, and hundreds of zombies stepped onto the mountain road - this was commanded by brain waves.
Wang Lu pretended to watch Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying take the zombie folks all the way to a stream, and then--then began to drink water and wash their faces.
Tan Ying explained: "Although we have not seen voters die of thirst because they don't drink water, we think that as creatures, there is always nothing wrong with drinking water. Therefore, according to the habit of my previous life, I should drink a certain amount of water every day. In addition to washing my face, I also take a shower once a week. You can't go wrong with getting your body clean. ”
It was the first time for Wang Lu to see such a "fine" life as a zombie, and he was interested for a while and looked carefully. The posture of the zombies drinking water and washing their faces is also very different, some bury their whole heads in the water and drink from cows, and some hold the water in the palm of their hands and drink it slowly. Washing your face is mostly similar to a cat or a dog, splashing water on your face and wiping it with your hands, most of which splashes water on your clothes.
Wang Lu's gaze suddenly froze, and he saw that a 6 or 7-year-old little Zhi corpse was the most decent to wash his face, and he saw that he took out a long rag out of nowhere. Soak it in water, then crumple a damp cloth and rub it on your face. Wang Lu frowned silently, like this, it was similar to a 3 or 4-year-old child in the kindergarten class.
At this time, Tan Ying walked to the side of the little wisdom corpse and said softly, "Xiao Yujun." Come, Auntie will teach you that after this towel is soaked in water, you have to spread it out to wipe your face. As he spoke, he took the cloth ball in his hand, spread it out, and spread it on the hand of the little zhi corpse called Yu Jun, and then took his hand and wiped it on his face.
Wang Lu stared at it - is this little wisdom corpse called Yu Jun so smart, Tan Ying can learn it with a lesson?
Xiao Zhi corpse Yu Jun once again soaked the towel in the water, fished it out, kneaded it into a ball, and wiped it on his face - Wang Lu breathed a sigh of relief, sure enough, an idiot is an idiot. I'll just say zombies can't be that smart.
Tan Ying was very patient, and repeatedly taught Xiaozhi the remnants of the corpse several times, until the zombie villagers were all washed and the whole team went on the road, and then stopped.
Wang Lu asked, "Tan Ying, I think you are good to this little voter named Yu Jun." ”
Tan Ying said: "He is the son of my sister and brother-in-law. ”
It turned out to be a nephew, a family.
Wang Lu asked, "Which voters are your sister and brother-in-law?" ”
Tan Ying shook her head: "They are not here, when the biochemical virus broke out, they were all working in other places." ”
Another example of a broken family and a broken wife under the impact of a biochemical virus.
Wang Lu nodded: "With you, this kid is lucky." ”
Tan Ying said: "Yellow Messenger, didn't you see that when the child first became a voter, he chased after me and my husband who were still alive and ran all over the mountain, opening their mouths to eat us." Alas, this child should have been in the first grade of primary school at this time this year. ”
Wang Lu asked without words: "Teach the voters to drink water and wash their faces, you have enough patience." ”
Tan Ying said: "In the ravines, there is nothing else to do, and now there is not even a TV broadcast, just to pass the time." ”
Wang Lu said suddenly: "There is no TV broadcast, but there is a radio station." ”
Tan Ying knew that Wang Lu was blaming her husband and wife for recruiting many envoys to force the palace through the radio, and she was also calm: "Yellow messenger, I'm sorry, the radio is just a hobby of my husband's amateur in the past. ”
Wang Lu nodded, there are many large truck drivers who buy radio stations, in addition to contacting business, sometimes they also inform each other of road conditions and avoid inspection. It's because he underestimated others, and he really regarded Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying as mountain people who didn't know the world.
At this time, Pan Jingfeng has already brought the zombie folks to the loquat forest, the work here has actually been seen by Wang Lu yesterday, some zombies tied fans to drive birds, and some zombies picked up the fruits that fell on the ground, watching Pan Jingfeng delineate a fixed route for the zombies who drove birds, and delineate the range of picking up for the zombies who checked the fruit, Wang Lu suddenly asked: "If there are wild beasts, will they run around?" ”
Tan Ying understood what Wang Lu meant: "It's going to run around, when I used to see the birds in the trees, the villagers would also chase and run, and as a result, the fruit grove and crops were a mess, what can I do, we can only teach it again and again, after a long time, it's much better, and now it's finally a little bit of a look." ”
Next, Pan Jingfeng took the zombies to cornfields, rice fields, and potato fields, these crops are planted in a lot of area, but considering that there are more than 100 mouths in the village, there is not enough to eat. Wang Lu looked at the corn field that was growing well, and praised: "This corn is growing well, I think you two have worked a lot of hard work." ”
Tan Ying said: "The villagers who planted this corn helped a lot. ”
Wang Lu said: "Does this corn also need to drive birds?" ”
Pan Jingfeng said beside him: "It's not about driving birds, the villagers still do a lot of things." ”
Wang Lu became curious at this time: "What can they do seriously?" "Driving birds and picking up fruit is not a serious job, in Wang Lu's eyes, these zombies spoil loquat more than they protect.
Pan Jingfeng said: "I'll show you how." So saying, he ran to a shack on the hillside. Took a bunch of furniture and stuffed it into the hands of a team of zombies one by one.
Wang Lu looked at it, but it was a hoe, a fertilizer bag, a kettle and other things.
Under the orders of Pan Jingfeng. Several zombies lined up in a row, and then, began to plant corn, and the zombie who took the lead used a hoe to hoe on the ground. A shallow pit was hoeed, and the second zombie bent down and placed a pebble in the pit - this is the representative of corn seeds. The third zombie grabbed a handful of soil representing fertilizer from the fertilizer bag and scattered it in the pit, the fourth zombie covered the pit with a wooden loat, and finally the fifth zombie leaned his hand and poured water into the seed nest.
5 zombies, one zombie one action, no more, no less. It's very simple, there are no superfluous movements, but it is like flowing water, and in a while, a row of land is planted.
Wang Lu was dumbfounded.
If you let Wang Lu command a zombie to complete this series of actions. That's absolutely not good, just teaching it to distinguish the tools with different functions is an impossible task, Wang Lu has seen Xi Jiachao command zombies, and it is not easy to just do the action of lying down and standing up.
In fact, it's not complicated to say, it's just the well-known principle of assembly line decomposition, but Wang Lu didn't expect Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying to actually use this principle on zombies, which are simply robots on the production line.
Wang Lu had a flash of inspiration, ah, speaking of which, this zombie is really a bit like a robot, he can work 24 hours a day without eating or drinking, his body is clumsy, he can only do some fixed and simplistic actions, his mind is not clear, and he can only accept very primitive procedures.
Wang Lu asked Tan Ying: "Can these voters still do more complex actions in combination?" ”
Tan Ying shook her head: "No, this kind of corn is already the limit." It's not that the voters can't do it, but my husband and I can't command more than 5 voters, although we can use brain waves to give orders at work, but after the work schedule is broken down to 5 zombies, it has reached the limit of command, and one more voter, I don't know why, it's messed up. ”
Five zombies? Wang Lu thoughtfully raised his hand and looked at it, his fingers were also 5, these 5 and 5, is there any coincidence?
Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying demonstrated for a while how the zombie villagers dug traps, animal traps and other work, which were all clumsy work, but when they were decomposed, a zombie was in charge of digging, a zombie was only in charge of loading baskets, a zombie carrying baskets on top, and a zombie carrying dirt, which was also quite smooth.
Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying commanded the zombies to work, while looking at Wang Lu from time to time, Wang Lu knew that he was counting on what kind of words he had, but he had no real goods in his stomach, so he could only pretend to be profound, blindly getting his head, but not saying a word.
After Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying finished demonstrating one by one, they took the zombie villagers back to the village, divided the meat and fruits to eat, and then sent them home.
After Tan Yingmu sent the last zombie into the village house, she turned her head to Wang Lu and said, "Yellow Messenger, this is the daily life of our husband and wife. ”
Wang Lu knew that he had to take out some dry goods, not only Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying, but also more than 20 smart corpses who were also looking at him to pass on the scriptures and send treasures.
Wang Lu Dadao Jinma sat in the center of the barnyard, looked at Pan Jingfeng, Tan Ying and a group of wise corpses, and suddenly said: "Please line up, according to the level of IQ awakening." ”
If this order is given to ordinary living people, there will definitely be a dispute, because no one will admit that their IQ is inferior to others, but for the Zhi corpse, there is nothing to argue about, through brain waves, language ability, and limb flexibility and other indicators, from the Zhi corpse quickly lined up into a horizontal row, among them, Pan Jingfeng, Tan Ying and his wife are naturally at the front.
Wang Lu nodded and coughed: "If you have eaten human flesh, please take a step forward." ”
Three intelligent corpses stood up, and their original positions in the horizontal row were not far forward, some in front and some behind.
Wang Lu said: "Why, are these the only few people who have eaten human flesh?" ”
The wise corpse who threw Wang Lu's bag of chili noodles said: "Yellow envoy, we are in a poor and remote country, there are few outsiders, before we became messengers, we were still the object of being hunted by the voters, and after we became a wise corpse, there was no chance to eat people." ”
Wang Lu slapped his thigh: "Ah, everyone, before exploring the secret of evolution, we need to understand one thing correctly, that is, whether the sacrament theory is true or not?" ”
He pointed to the three wise corpses that stood up: "These three have eaten human flesh, if you follow the sacrament theory, the more human flesh is eaten, the higher the degree of evolutionary awakening, but everyone has also seen that the degree of evolution of these three is not outstanding among you." I want to ask you, do you still believe that eating human flesh has to evolve? Isn't this as ridiculous as Brother Xinchun's eternal life? ”
Flicker, Wang Lu flickered at the beginning, and the central task of this flickering is to let the smart corpses dispel the idea of cannibalism. (To be continued.) )